The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Law (Taylor's Version)

Episode Date: November 14, 2023

The crew takes a trip to the Bucket of Death before discussing the kiss seen around the world between Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. I'm gonna move out of here. So, God's, I mentioned earlier that stat on Steph Curry, just so that you understand what's happening to the warriors right now, because even though it's early in the season, it's clear that the young people are now here to dethrone everything that was there. And so, nobody other than Steph Curry for the warriors this year has scored 20 points

in a basketball game. What? That's nobody. Not Clay. Nobody. Nobody. Nobody. That's crazy.

Tony's looking at me and saying, that can't be true. That can't be true. Please look it up. Please look it up because tell me I've got the stat wrong because it doesn't seem like it could be true. But then you start thinking about the aging of that team and then you start thinking about the scoring of that team. Yeah, but I start thinking about Wiggins. Wigg then you start thinking about the scoring of that team.

Yeah, but I start thinking about Wiggins. Like Wiggins get you 20 points. You would think so. Do I have this wrong? Because I would like to be right about this. I like Greg Cody. Don't like to admit when I am wrong. So if I've got it wrong, you can correct me.

But the rooms lights are red because the grim reaper is here and we are here or some of us are here to pick from the bucket of death who is choosing Chris from the bucket of death stugots my dad Billy and Tony you're right no one has scored 20 points on the warrior's career score 30 obviously so shock by it I mean I hit myself with the microphone So shock by it. I mean I hit myself with the microphone Reaper you look defeated you continue to look defeated Tony where are we on Your choice go ahead. Let's see I don't think I trust what Billy just did there what it oh

We are so back right now What this guy this guy is in. What? Shit, I'm a liar. It's bullshit, it can't be. I'm good. Four-mox in a row, he grabs it. It's unbelievable.

He's a cheater. We love it. Those who don't know, he pulled the golden helmet of white. Again. There's imaging for that, right? He pulled it or did he? I'm not playing the imaging, because I don't buy it. Cheater.

The bucket of death brought to you by Kentucky Fried Chickens, two for $5 chicken wraps wraps now in new mac and cheese Classic and spicy slaw. That's right chicken wraps are back at KFC. It's finger-looking good. All right I'm not doing this this way. I agree Tony gets Tony does not know he's cheating Yeah, I was that's Tony and no, but it wasn't just Tony If you go back on the video it's Billy. No Was washing his hands clean of all of this on the up and up my hands are clean here I don't like your ally the person I honestly trust most. I want the reaper not yes or no. Was there funny business right there?

Thank you. Yes, there was there. I will say this there was no this time. There was no funny Billy get out Billy get out. I did not I literally Really got a pick first. She's got a pick. Billy instant death for you out Instant death instant death. Oh, you can I could have made it It says the swap. Wow Both them out of here Reaper into the other room No, you guys saw my hands. Both of them out of here, Reaper into the other room. This is nonsense.

Dan has walked out of the room. He is tired of the cheating going on around here. Rampant. I do not believe for a second. Rampant cheating. Greg, what's on the podcast this week? Is the Reaper strolls in Tower studio? We have on Taylor Swift on my putt.

Oh, don't. Big get. I'm dreaming. Swiftie. We have on a Swift on my putt. Oh, don't get. I'm dreaming. Swift. We have on a university of Miami professor who has a law class revolving around Taylor Swift. Find out how that works on the latest. Great.

Go to show. Is it about her music and stuff? All of that. It's like intellectual property. Taylor's version. A lot of her lawsuits. A lot of Taylor's version. Billy, you have the swap or whatever. the swap or I do have the swap.

Today we really didn't cheat. You have to pick another helmet if you get the swap. Just you guys can pick. All right, I'll pick for Billy. Please pick a little helmet. Okay, here we go. The jets. They are at the bills six and a half point favorite.

I mean, underdog I believe. No Kenny Dorsey. You want it? I doesn't. You're giving it to Tony, right? I don't see like any of this is going to stand anyway. All right, so. Wait, so I will say this. I did not cheat today. I did not cheat today.

I tried to put my hand at the same time as Tony, so we could pick simultaneously. And then I realized this looks weird. Let me take my hand out, and I don't want there to be any problems with this pick. And of course, now there are problems the Patriots I got a Patriot with the golden helmet. I don't know and the Patriots no, I don't want the patch. No the jets are billiards But the swap team that I have okay, I put them both back in okay, so this is your

Billy and Tony really I got the Niners okay Dan just left in a bit of rage Niners at home against the box. Just happened there. Stu got picked three helmets. No, I had the one for Billy was the jazz. Why would you pick that?

Because I did a one-hole piece. You want the Reaper going back in the other room? I think I reapered over to my dad. I'm with an Iron Fist. So Stu, who'd you get? I got the Niners. You got the Niners. Yeah.

49ers. But Billy has the jazz. My dad's still fondling the mayo. Billy has the golden helmet of life I haven't officially swapped it excuse me will at some point You're cheating backfire Good rummage thank you See Hawks see Hawks three

See Hawks 3! At the Rams! Favoured by one and a half! I'm gonna put it back! Jack! Favoured on the road! Spade! Cowboys! That's a good one!

Yep, great one! They got it! At Pantos, yeah I'll keep this! I love hearing from the back row! Last time we actually cheated, not this time. How am I supposed to trust E. Edgy in the room? We did not cheat. I pulled him. Lires.

No, we're both here. We're both your hands in the bucket at the same time. Yes, that doesn't matter. Just looks bad, boys. They're gaslighting us, Chris. We really didn't cheat this time. They did. But they have at the last few other times, right?

Yeah. Did the reaper hand me the Swap Helmet once? Not this time. Yes. Not this time though. Did Tony put the golden helmet of life in an actual sleeve and then drop it into the bucket for all of us to see on camera once?

Well, he doesn't. I'm sleeveless right now. Right. Today. All right, I'm done with this segment. Same here. I want to see on camera once. Well, he doesn't. I'm sleeveless right now, right today. All right, I'm done with this segment. Same here. I want to move on. We're contractually obligated at some point this week to play the clip of Travis Kelsey

and Taylor Swift kissing after the concert. How are there people still doubting this relationship at this point? This is the most genuine running kiss. This is the most genuine running over in a hugging. It's like, this is new love right here. She's running over, she's super excited. I am, like, I was never doubting this,

but the fact that there are still people on the internet doubting this is wild. Yeah. Did you guys see that this video came out and then, like, a few hours later, an overhead angle came out, and someone was like, how do they get the all-22 of Taylor Swift Travis Kelsey Kins?

And it's true, there's like multiple angles of the smooch. And it is a cute little smooch. I'm with you, I cannot say this is fake after seeing such a cute little bit. He flew to Argentina. Right. Let him lose this week and we will hold it against him. Of course.

Well, we always blame the women. So. No, we're headed towards that place where if the chiefs don't win the Super Bowl or get to the Super Bowl, Kelsey didn't have his priorities in order. He wasn't working hard enough. That's where we're headed, right? If it happens. Do we have a doubter amongst us?

Are we all believing in this at this point? He's true love. I didn't at first, but this has gone on too long to just be staged. I think they actually have a relationship. How long it's going to last? Who knows? But good for them. Can you explain? Explain the consistency of this mayo at this point. Four hours in. It's like thick paint. I would like it at the thick paint. It's so close to falling off the edge Greg. Whoa! There are benefits to mayonnaise. I told you this earlier.

Yeah, you did. You can help with chap lips. You should put some on your lips. Can you do that? I'm prepared to let you off and be done with this. If you just take a big bite of the mayo ring. Hey, let's not. You should put it on your lips so you're like the grandpa

who ate the paint and thought it was yogurt. Maybe flip through a pride of a lion. The pride of a lion with the male hand. Yeah, let's not see. Are you giving your dad a chance to get out of the final 45 seconds of doing this? I almost had him. Thanks, dude.

Do this, either. You're not doing it. Not gun'd do it. I like that we finally figured out how to defeat deaf, threaten it with mayonnaise. Was that a Saturday night live, Dana Carvey Ross Perot impression? I think I'm right about it.

Not gonna do it, not gonna do it. Look at Billy knowing that reference. Wow. I didn't cheat. You two. No, I don't, I'm not. Guys, I'm gonna swap with Stu. I have to do it.

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