The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Let's Go Over To Roy

Episode Date: May 14, 2025

Roy is Billy's muse, Dan rooted for an injury, Juju has some more athlete names that sound like weed and a Top 5 list of R-Rated comedies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Public Mobile. Different is calling. That's right! it's time for Against the Spread! Can I put a disclaimer out there on Against the Spread given that I am telling you, Juju cares deeply about the picks he makes, he researches them, and more often than not, he gets two out of three except when Gary Payton Jr. stinks and you can't even get an assist and a half out of it. Dan's talking about Thursday Thunder. We are doing against the spread. I'm talking about his general gambling advice. Let's go over to Roy.

Round two, game five, Florida Panthers at Toronto Maple Leaf. The Panthers are the favorites tonight at one and a half goals. Everyone knows that. Yes. The underdogs have covered the puck line in each of the Panthers' last 11 games at Scotiabank Arena. That's not going to happen tonight because the Panthers are the favorites

and they are going to win. They are the favorites at a goal and a half against the Sprains. Billy, bring us home. I'm gonna keep it at Scotiabank. And I'm gonna take the maple leaves plus one. Oh, you dog, you dog! Now the last time we were in this scenario,

I proudly took the Panthers because Chris Cody and Mike Ryan told me, Panthers bounce back. That's what they do. Hello, Dolly. Yeah, they did not cover that one and a half point spread that day. I'm not saying the Panthers are gonna lose. I'm just saying, I don't think that they're gonna win

by two goals tonight. I'll get some sprats. I got a lot of shit for that last time I did that. What are you doing? You were right, and I was wrong because I took bad advice. So now I'm, Roy, I think of you as my muse. So when you did that a couple weeks ago, my idea is Mill of sorts.

And when you did that a couple weeks ago, I said, you know what, I should have gone with Roy, I shouldn't have gone against him. And I did, so I'm gonna take inspiration from you last week and I'm gonna take your pick and you're taking my pick, I know as I'm your idea is Mill. The bet is over. And I lost last week, unfortunately.

He's still going against me though. He's going against you. Against the Roy! He's going against you, but what he's also doing is choosing this sweet cowardly spot where he picks against your team, but not enough that your team's going to lose. Not his team, our team, our ice cats.

I'm watching tonight. All right, Juju, I'm sorry, it's a big one tonight, and I don't know whether Juju cares about the Florida Panthers. A lot of time people care about stuff around here because we're caring about the teams. I want to apologize publicly to DraftKings and to Juju that I still don't know the difference

between against the spread and Thursday Thunder. It's only been four years, Dan. But Juju is also very good, very good at the gambling. I shouldn't say also very good. He's the only one around here who is very good, but he gets disgraced by having to get all three right when he only gets two out of three right every time, as opposed to you guys who just get everything wrong.

What? I'm really good at hockey. They don't get everything wrong. Like shockingly good at hockey. I at hockey. Juju, welcome. Did you, the basketball last night, I don't felt, I didn't feel like OKC and the Nuggets. Given the size of what that game was, I don't think we talked about it quite enough. Right. Two MVPs going head to head. You dig? Like I think Sha Shaq Gilder's Alexander stepped up in a big way in a pressure field game,

which he hasn't had a lot of opportunities to play in. He had the opportunity to show the world last night that him and his team can prevail. And like you said earlier, I think that this is the toughest test that they will have to face if they are, in fact, in route to a championship. You've been great on the Celtics.

You're still wounded today, right? Like that, when you think about how a season ends or how it feels like it ends, it not only feels like it's over, I've got to think that the Celtics haven't felt quite like this since they went from down 3-0 to tying 3-3 to then losing in game seven. Yes, it hurts so very badly.

It hurts even more having to see you guys kind of just jump on the Knicks bandwagon just because the Celtics are losing. It's like my brother, Ameen, who I love, who I was shared a special moment last year with, tears were in my eyes as the Celtics confetti was falling from the sky. He was right there with me.

And now look at him, Brutus. Look, this is LJ. And seeing Zazz's ugly mugged smile. He put his fingers in his face and made a smile just because he was so happy that the Boston Celtics had lost. And then you, Dan, I'll tell you, you hoped for an injury. Like it's just, it's been rough, but yes, yes, it's not a woe. This is what happened on television. Yeah. I'm sorry. Well, but you did understand that I was just like a little pinky toe or something. I didn't, I didn't specify what kind of injury I didn't want a major injury. I wasn't rooting for him. Is there no distinction there? No, not at all. No distinction. But for the last time I may get to do this, we are the champions.

It's been a great run. I'll see you guys again probably in 2027. While we're burying former champions, the Nuggets are two and five in the playoffs when Jokic has a 40 point game. Non-Jokic Nuggets went 11 for 53 outside of four feet. That is defense too though. That is defense, 20.8% shooting.

And shooting in the fourth quarter, Jokic four for six, the rest of the Nuggets one for 15. Terrible. The supporting cast has to step up. It's the Michael Porter juniors of the world. It's the Christian Browns of the world. Like you gotta knock down those big shots and those shots and those clutch moments

or else your hero is gonna be a hero but he's still going to get slain. Player weed names, surely you can do better than we did. Yes, I like everybody to close their eyes and thinking about puffing on a pack of precious achua. That's a good one. Yeah, I think that would be a good one. Also, puffing on a little bit of, maybe a weed strand, the Haywood Highsmith. He's better at this.

You're good at this, dude. Yes, he's better. He was listening and saying they're terrible at it. They don't know how to do it. Dry Cytal, Dan, really dry Cytal. What about some TJ Cushman Zara? Liking it. I'm liking it. I was also listening to you guys pretty much basking the glow of the R rated films making a return to R rated comedies.

So I made a top five list of R rated comedies of all time that I can think of. Okay, of all time that I can think of. Okay, of all time. Can I ask the group here, the last, we don't have to go back to like The Hangover for a comedy that everyone was talking about, right? We don't have to go back 15 years, right? It's more recent than that. The major, the biggest, everyone right now is talking about Sinners, that's not a comedy.

But one of these word of mouth comedies where everyone's talking about it, what's the last universal one blockers? Loved it. It wasn't universal though like tag I'm trying to think like that's a good movie night like they're good They're oh good boys good boys is one that kind of got broke through had some more I'm always dirty yeah But I stun you when I go back to the hangover and you don't immediately say something else, right? It seems way too distant to go.

22 Jump Street? When was that? I love 22 Jump Street. Don't even laugh like that. Pineapple Express. This is the end. This is the end. Top five that he can think of as noted by Juju. I don't remember what the topic of this was. Right, right. And of the last like 20 years too. I'll add that on there.

O.L.I. Knocked Up. Hell yeah. Also O.L.I. I Love You Man. One of my favorite rom-coms ever. I love that movie. Hell yeah. Number five, Pineapple Express. Sorry, I had to cut you there, Juju. I thought the hurricane Love that movie. Hell. Yeah number five pineapple Express Sorry undercut you there juju. I thought the hurricane season was over Number four underrated criminally underrated hall pass How much ice does it take for a polar bear to Enough to break the ice. Number three, old school. It's part time, dick.

Cheese. Yup, you my boy, blue. Number two, super bad. You got to know. And number one, the 40-year-old virgin. Classic. I think we might have arrived in a new conversational space. I thought the wheelhouse of this show and sophomoric men in general was some form of

90s baseball, but sitting around talking about movies you like, staring at each other and just doing lines for each other, I believe is the greatest of the love languages. It's the ultimate guy thing. Like girls never do that. It's pathetic. Such a guy thing. Women also, women.

Also I think, I would like to put on the record, Chris, you are an amazing EP, you have been doing a great job. I think no one's better for the job than you. You feel me? Ah, dang it. Thank you, Juju. Get up for Chris, everybody.

Chris, go! Hear that, Dan? Well, what did you, what, how did you? Whoa, you gotta say kinda. Kinda, but dick. I mean, I just hate just to answer my calls. Thanks, Juju. We're not done yet. We gotta get to polls. We gotta get to polls. Thanks, Juju. We're not done yet.

We gotta get to polls. We gotta get to polls. Oh, he got his line in and he was happy. Look at him, look at him. He's in charge. Oh, we got food outside. We gotta get food. He's such a confident executive seducer.

He's feeling himself. That does not feel like an ending. He gets an apology, he calls me a dick. And he says. That's a GP right there. That's a rapper. I'm like, no, I want the polls. Right, also the show that you said with Seth Rogen that's on right now in the studio, it's amazing.

Like you say, every episode, I can't breathe until the episode is over. Let me ask you this because it's such, is Seth Rogen. I Underestimated him. I did not think he could make something That's an that is elevated level of comedy for Seth Rogen from the other movies you were talking about like Pineapple Express He's making fun of his own industry in a way. That's really funny and smart and and right and I didn't think Seth Rogen necessarily Had it in him. What are we doing? I'm not we're taking a I didn't think Seth Rogen necessarily had it in him. What are we doing?

I'm not- We're taking out Seth Rogen now. No, I'm saying he's- You already took out Ben Stiller earlier. No, I'm saying he's even better than I thought he was and he was plenty good. I underestimated him. I can't be comp-

Don't watch Neighbors 2. That was terrible. I liked it. Every time he said, last episode, every time someone liked to thank Sal Saperstein, I was like, oh my God. What a great episode. It was funny every time. It was funny every time.

Paul number one, does Mango Mountain Dew sound good to you? 67% of the audience says no, it does not. You gotta try it. Truth, you gotta try it. It's pretty good. I'll take your word for it. I'm gonna try it. Does Jessica's grandpa suck?

He's true. Those are two different things though. I'll take your word for it and I'll try it. Does Jessica's grandpa suck? He's true. Those are two different things though. I'll take your word for it and I'll try it. Those are contradictory things. I'll take your word for it is you're not gonna do it and then you said you'll try it. True that. I'll clarify.

I'm gonna take your word for it and I'm gonna go to the store as well and test out that mango mung bean. But that's also the same thing you just said in that. It's the same. It's said in that. Ah dang. It's a semantic situation. This is like Dan asking Jessica, can you be a hardcore Christian,

or a Catholic, if your grandma bans Pope jokes. Victory lap. Not my best work. You guys want me to take another victory lap? No, no. No, please don't do that, no, no, no. Retire that. 57% of the audience says yes, No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, says yes back to you guys we're done

so season 7 I just want horse