The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Mason Rudolph...is...BACK!

Episode Date: December 18, 2023

The chunk of flesh ripped out of Tua's arm leads us to a conversation on the expense of tattoos, and Billy has a question for Chris before we end the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. I'm glad he's back. So got Mason Rudolph his back. Oh, yeah, so you happy Mason, Mason Rudolph his back in our lives. He's starting? He is. Yeah, I was reminded that he was still on the roster. Oh, my God.

Yeah. No, no, man, this is a good thing. He's better than Trabisky. Yes, he is. Trabisky, real bad. Make sure. Nothing matters at this point. Let's be honest.

I feel like the Simpsons meme where it's like, no, this is the worst day of your life so far, watching the Steelers the last three weeks. Because after the Cardinals game, I was like, this was the worst Steelers game I've ever seen in my life. And then I watched the Cardinals game, I was like, this was the worst Steelers game I've ever seen in my life. And then I watched the Patriots game. I'm like, this is the worst Steelers game I've ever watched in my life.

And then I saw like two and a half quarters of the Colts game. And I was like, no, this is the worst Steelers game I've ever seen in my life. And the dolphins are actually entertaining. This is a weird season. It's bizarre. I absolutely hate it. I hate it here.

It is a odd season. But I'm happy for my dolphins. Thank you. You're your dolphin. Hey, to me when was this added to your team? What do you mean she moved down here? She relocated her life. She's just as much of fans as anybody the more the mayor You know, thank you are a charger's fan Don't not I'm dolphin. He ruled that I'm dolphin. Yeah, no, but they voted that hey What's going on? It's two his arms still okay? So I said shark bite on it. He ruled that I'm dolphin. Yeah. No, but they voted. Hey, what's going on? It's to his arms still okay. So I said shark bite on it. Yeah, that seemed like it was. I was I said under reported. Yeah, just a giant chunk missing from his arm. Wasn't it the black Friday game? It was like all white meat left. Yeah, it was. Is that bone? What is he had a huge chunk of his

arm just removed? If that happened in an action movie, someone would say it's just a flesh wound, but it's a fleshy piece that came off. I also feel bad in your tattoo guy. He just got that whole arm done. Whole arm done. And I always try to hold in the middle of it. That was my first thing was good God. Like that was my first thought.

Good God, that seems bad. It was so chunky that it wasn't even bleeding. Yeah. It was just a clean rip of the flesh. And then my mind immediately went there, which is, that's a lot of money that he spent on that sleeve. He's got a lot of time that went into it. He's got to do that whole thing over.

It may never be good. What's that set you back? I sleep like that. It depends on the artist. He probably had an expensive one. He probably had an agenda. Just ballpark it for us. What do you think? What's an set you back? A sleeve like that. It depends on the artist. He probably had an expensive one. He probably had an agenda. Just ballpark it for us. Like, what do you think?

What's an expensive one? I mean. How many units? What's your unit? 800 bucks? My unit's 50. No, that 800 bucks? That whole arm slew's more than 800 bucks.

You would have taken 100 bucks? No, I'm saying, I was guessing how much the arm slew cost. You'd take that $800. I don't know, I would say. I would say North of $800. Yeah, his arm for sure. Yeah, yeah. I've got pieces that are 800.

Oh, I see, I've never had a tattoo, so I don't know. I have one that was done by an artist of Rapunettes. And that was well into the thousands. And I. Well, well into it. It was good work, but like I have. Which one is this? That's the elephant.

That money could have gotten you camoran elephant. Even elephant, yeah. Well, I got paid in switch on that one on the not on camoran elephant. Why are you an elephant on the tattoo? I went to a really good artist. This is the guy that I told you. I haven't a tattooed done by

Tatutanda, the guy that didn't do it. Didn't you give a guy that stole money from you? Oh, yeah, I got that money back. Okay. An apple pay, which is like making me work for it. No, the leg tattoo that I have via this is free. This is bad bunny's artist. This is David Beckham's artist.

Just be a resortist. Did you go wanting an elephant or you just said, give me whatever you want? How does it feel to be the crappiest celebrity if he's back on one on his leg? Yeah. They're crappier ones. All right, that's true.

Yeah, they're crappier. But you're actually a level of celebrity. Like, so there's probably common folks. I don't think he's talking to his clients about the time that he... I wouldn't get a crappier one though. I mean, I'm like, I'm trying to get to that little pump tier. I don't think I'll get there. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You don't know who that is. I have no idea. You're laughing. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait're laughing, wait you are. No, but I'm laughing at who's a lesser celebrity

that this guy is the tattoo artist. Yeah, I mean, he does all the details. He's a huge tattoo artist. He's a great tattoo artist. Wonderful tattoo artist. I couldn't be happier with it. It's like my second favorite piece that's on me right now. But also, a friend of mine referred me to him.

It's tough to get an appointment with him. And I knew I assumed it would be expensive, but throughout setting it up and saying what my vision was for the piece no one had ever gotten to me with a quote ever. And so as I'm sitting there in the chair and the process was lengthy and I keep hearing name after name after name being dropped that is considerably more famous than I am. I started piecing together that I needed to move some funds around. He also did Zack Bortes tattoo. Really?

Lumberjack Zack. On the beast. Yeah. Oh please dear god let me know so I can feel better. I have a question for Chris Cody before we wrap the post-game show. No, we don't have to get to it now. Oh, what? Well, if we want to get to it now, we get to it now.

This is before we wrap the post-game show. We have to get to it now, though. I have a question for Chris before we end this. No, I just want to let you guys know if we were still having the same conversation. We can revisit it, but I feel like it's timely today. Yeah, give me now. Your dad is hosting a holiday sing along tonight on YouTube.

Oh, no, I think that might be miss. I think we released that terrible Christmas song that my dad did, the My Nuts, Roasting. It says right here, the Greg Cody show a cartoon, Greg Cody cordially invites you to join him for a holiday sing along. We did it. That's just a cartoon, Greg Cody.

No, that's, Yeti has put a cartoon of my dad singing face. Oh. It's not live. That's the part that I was pushing back on. Yes, we have put something out that we're releasing night. We're releasing night. It is my dad's face bouncing on the lyrics, so it is a

sing along. Yeah. We're not singing with your dad. Yeah, I thought it was live. We're all like he's live and we're singing along. No, it's a recording of him singing with the bouncing head on the lyrics so you can sing along at home because you will then have the lyrics.

OK. He looks horrifying, by the way. You should check it out just because you will then have the lyrics. Okay. He looks horrifying, by the way. You should check it out just to see how horrifying my dad's face looks. As a cartoon or as a human being? Both, but especially as a cartoon.