The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Mike's Dangerous Mistake

Episode Date: June 20, 2023

Mike Ryan makes a mistake that could've gone terribly wrong - which makes the crew wonder if their wives are really their best friends. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Yeah. Can you believe a means never had a botchy? I think he was doing a thing. So we learned through my stomach problems in the poop chat, Dan, that I was like brace yourselves in for the Hibachi and I'm a shrimp sauce and ginger sauce and I combine the two and wow It just always clears me out, which is not a bad thing It's like I've been tried that no, it's a great to be combining them Yeah, and then I found out a means never done Hibachi. That's a lie

We think it's a lie, but anyways, it's not the worst thing that I did Hibachi. I'll never regret no matter what it does in my Insect I was I did do say I rat-boy. Yeah, you know what? My favorite part is, it's kind of messed up. On Inch-Chuchu train? No, no, no, I love it, but I love everything about it. But I was at a table where someone audibly sighed when they found out their chef was an Asian. I'm just saying.

That's a great Cody move. Yeah. Great Cody's been making the argument for a long time that if he goes and gets Hibachi and he was just nodding in agreement because he forgets that this is an audio medium that requires his voice. But Greg Cody has long maintained the controversial stance that if he gets Habachi, he requires the chef to be.

Yeah, I'm not gonna let him talk himself in a more trouble just like you. This is not the worst thing that I was a part of. The worst thing that I was a part of was I put out, you know what the new birthday cards of our generation are. You know what I actually get a card anymore. You make an IG post. So it was my wife's birthday.

And I did the whole thing. I went back into photos and a lot of story. One picture for happy. Yeah, one picture for birthday. To the great, my mother, wife, a lot of story. One picture for happy. For yeah. Yeah, for birthday. To the great, my mother, my wife, Oh, a story.

And travel partner. Travel partner. You know, the template. That's where it needs a photo. And my wife always yells at me. And I'm sure every person that's married in here can understand either you don't post enough or you always post a worse picture of me. I get that a lot.

And I'm picking pictures that I think she looks beautiful in. But so one of the pictures I posted was from our anniversary trip to Mexico. And my wife was looking through the IG story in the car and she was like, oh, this is so nice. And then she stopped the one. She says, you can see my tip. Oh.

I posted a photo of my wife in a bathing suit where you could see the nipple. I was just about to like go check, but now I won't. Well, when he started the story, I'm like, let me see what he posted. Let's see how embarrassing and now I'll stop. Have you corrected it? I deleted it as soon, but I like to think.

That makes no sense because just this happy day. Yeah, and the word is missing. Yeah, and she was absolutely right. Like I mean, it's not super noticeable, but I inspect it closely and you can see the outer ring. So you had to just hit her with that's on me. That was that was that was a tough conversation for me to have. She was a good sport about it, but that's a horrible thing. I expose my wife's breast to our fan base I know that's been cropped by steak sauce Absolutely, yeah, and you take some of the romance out of something when you go formulaic and

Miss on the details which you normally are better. I didn't miss on the well the formulaic. That's insult I thought you look so beautiful No, it's a template to that. Thank you. You're the most wonderful, kindest loving. Travel partner and it's a cute photo of you eating. My best friend. Look, here's the word. What was the word that ended up like getting axed? So this was actually in a series of photos

that weren't with words. So thankfully, like the cohesion of the overall sentiment was there just minus a tip pick. The problem I have is this, where I go to my wife and I'm like, Hey, I want to do one of these stories for you. I want to make sure that the pictures that I pick are good for you. So can you pick a couple of pictures that you like? And she's like, well now it's not romantic.

Now I know what I'm doing. Well, it's like, wait, but you knew I was going to do it. I'm just saving the trouble of me having to post a picture that you don't like. She's like, it's not the same anymore. I was like, oh, Normally I navigate it pretty swiftly, but I done so without posting a nitpick, and I posted a picture of the nitp. And I told her I was very sorry.

He can't really walk one of those back though. That one's gonna be thrown to my face for years on end. Anytime I have an argument about something else the nitpick is gonna come back up. I don't like when I see the poster like, oh my best friend, it's like, it's your wife, okay? I mean, I'm supposed to be your best friend. I don't, my wife is my second best friend.

Wait, go on. There I said it. This is a great, second best friend. Yeah, it was your best friend. I'll say the name if you want, but I have a friend. Alex Benson? Alex Benson,

we're on the list. Third. Wow. Oh wow. So I don't have Joey, on the list. Third. Wow. Oh, wow. So I don't have one best friend. Lewis is fourth. I don't have one best friend.

I have many. And that way I can get away with, you know, best friend when I do the birthday party. You can't have many best friends, you know. There's only one best friend. I actually think it's like a sociopath to have just one best friend. But best is one best. Best is not two. No, no, I have several best friends.

It's like my space, you need to have a rankings. Top eight. No. No, there's like a top tier and everyone's in the same tier. So if this is like Yokeach and LeBron, like they're both great. If this was my space, your wife would be second. That's right.

Oh my God, that's a dangerous game. I mean, why are you doing this yourself? I'm surprised you're doing this because I put it on the pole. It is a cop out to say you're white as your friend. At Levitard Show, Tony, go sit outside. At Levitard Show is the polling place and a couple of questions for you. Is your wife your best friend?

Or husband or spouse? I'm going to go there, please. Thank you. Is your husband, your best friend, and also can you have multiple best friends, or just, are you supposed to have one best friend? Dan, are you married to your best friend? Yes, I am.

You're married to Boogshan. Wow. You don't have to say that though. You don't have to say it. You can be, she's one of your best friends. Well, what if it's true though? Then you can say it. People say because they want to see mall lovey-dovey on the internet But also it's true of some of the best marriages. My wife's my best friend, but so is cowboy coral. Yeah

Well, if I have a group of them then yeah, my wife's my best friend, but I have a rankings and she's number two Wow, what you get to do to be number one? But stuff. I mean, Boug does it for me. I don't know how to tell you try it.