The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Papi's Victory Lap

Episode Date: June 2, 2023

Le Batard, Stugotz and the crew play our favorite game, Against The Spread, and Papi joins the show to take a victory lap on all his Miami Heat predictions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

¡Yor, ¿el que te va a hacer? ¡Tenerá un nuevo trabajo! Escuchéis lo que escuchéis, tapamos los ojos. La calle vamos todos a cieras, pero lo más aterradores no saberen que confiar. Uy de las personas que os piden que mireis, si queréis seguir convido. Oh yeah, a special Friday edition of a game that is nothing like Thursday Thunder, nothing, nothing. Because in Thursday Thunder, we make a single game parlay that we miss badly you put that on together though I cooked that one up I cooked that one up I cooked up a turd how are we doing in general congratulations Mike that's really what you want with gambling advice I cooked up a turd I almost got that back door covered with the heat, but I had Caleb Martin over on the point.

I cooked up a turd and hear some more. I mean, this is what I would tell you. Now, we can all cook up a turd, because it is time for, again, the spread! And that is brought to you by our friends over at Draftking Sportsbook. Use a code, Dan,

when you sign up on the app, or a limited time offer for new customers. We don't fit with people who want good gambling information. And Draftking's is surrounding us with people. Sure we do. Look at the leaderboard. Remember the winner at the end of- At the end of- It's somewhere, the winner at the end of this does get a prize.

T-B TBD. I don't like what a cheap and dirty sell out this is. This sounds so much like Thursday's thunder. It's just different. It's nothing like that this is against the spread. We're not keeping track of this for anybody. Yes, we are. You are.

Somebody thought it was a leaderboard over there. A3 and a 1. Nice. Yes, we are. We are. There's a leaderboard over there. A3 and 1. Nice. I think I'm undefeated. Yeah, I think I'm 7 and 2. I'm doing well. Again, draft Kings is building a network of people who are credible.

Those people don't think that we do this well, and they're not wrong. Well, I mean, they're also not playing against the spread. The results speak for themselves. We're very good at this game. Well, I'm also not playing Oh, yes, the spread! The results speak for themselves. We're very good at this game. What, 80% close? At least 80% bet responsibly. Billy, can you pick some, like, let's put ourselves out there a little bit. I'm taking the Dallas Wings.

What? Over the Washington Mystics. Oh, nice. Oh, again, a T.S. Against the SRIE Easy money on this one Dan the Dallas wings are three and one The Washington Mystics are two and two But they're favored by eight so I'm taking the Dallas wings

Why the why's there a ghoul again? It's a ghost in this thing. Chris Cody. The ghost is just can't it now. Chris Cody, what are you picking tonight? I don't want to act emotional. Does it have to be tonight? No, no, no. It can be any game this weekend as long as I don't do game for it. I am not. The ghost haunts. This is Billy

I don't want to act emotional here. I don't want to act with my heart So I'm gonna take the panthers plus one and a half goals. Yeah Game one though to be clear it's a the minus game one though to be clear. It's a overpick. Yeah. He's his father. It's his pick. His pick. Look, he would pick a money line. He would pick a money line if that were an option, but it's not money not an option. This game is not called against the money line. It's a parter. It's a parter. It's a parter.

It's a parter. It's a parter. It's a parter. All these hockey games are one goal games except Vegas. Vegas is the one. It's the team that wins by 100 goals. I'm going to take the opportunity to make my pick, which is, I've studied the line.

So I love this board. I'm going Florida panthers plus one and a half So both of you have the Panthers winning covering against the spread But so can you Tony what is your selection? Dan I've got Eddie Cabrera and those pesky Marlins minus one and a half over the Oakland a's today I just bet that $300 myself. Okay Responsibly I'm saying some money on the wings also all all your unit all no all let me see your unit Show to them death. What's your unit?

furry your units bigger than that The big unit my perpetual baseball bet analysis is going to be just simply a blanket is going to be just simply a blanket because I just accused him of being a homer and now I'm taking the the the marlins I'm taking them to end by more than a run and a half and all I am betting all of my money daily is on Oakland is really terrible like they are they just win a series against a braze they are the single a's like they that is not a major league baseball team you came up with that that is not a major league baseball team There's no way it's absurd you saw that and clear. Yeah, no like maintenance up. You made up the single a's

Wow I wanted to go triple a's but that's too good and double a's too good because that's where the product where the where the Yeah, the bees No, did you just make that up? I did, yeah. All right. So this segment was going to go double bees, but what's the name of the segment?

Winning? No, winning a game. What's the name of this segment? To make sure that you win a lot of money gambling. No, do the thing. To make sure that you win a lot of money gambling. No, do the thing Let's say it's fun when you do it. Yeah, all right. So you got your turn to pick you know what I don't understand what that's doing

What is that is it is a ghost playing a trumpet that is going impudent like what Like what's happening there? Who is there? I didn't hear it this time. I am not scared of this Denver Nugget team. In fact, I was encouraged by what I saw last night out of the heat. Me too. Me too. They had a shot late in the game, even after getting out played. Come on. I will take. I believe it's nine points again, the heat plus nine. Didn't you already lose the set one?

I did last night, yeah. But I, I'm not scared of this team. We took their best shot, I think. And we were hanging in the game. Oh, yes, the spread. I'm just so worried. He plus nine. Yeah, like that. Yeah

This can we be done with this now you need a pig I just took I took Oakland a Just get on them to be terrible. Thank you for listening. Yeah, that was Tony's pick It was my big book and double up now. That's all I got double up double. Well, I can that be it can't be a prop bet right no it has to be That's a cat you took the marlins after saying everyone else who's a homer that's right that's exact my point is I thought you call me a homel But that is not me a homo but that is not boom-bock who else makes with dollar of truth so it's like they're sorry for is that a ghost? legend

no you call me a homo was that Billy who said bow as if someone had walked through the door it wasn't even a while. And it was bow-buck. Bow? You recognize the, you recognize the Atlanta Homer shaking in piece of pills. What did that call me, a hole?

You recognize that from the way the back of Mike's head was moving. It was only his voice that you just said, bow, welcoming him home. I mean, you don't know anything about what you're talking about. And you have to know to pull up here and say to me that we're trying to upsell the falcon to you. So you're not a falcon fan you haven't been.

And if you have been, you don't know what you're looking at. Be at a home, or bow. Get out of my house. Where, last one is a homer. Don't you ever call me a homer. Who the hell do you think has been saying the truth since 1973? I did land a radio. Who? It's, it is.

That's great. Something that should be in the hall of fame. Get out of my house. No, last one is a homer. Turned into an alathian. something that should be in the hall of fame Turned into an alathian Who it should be in this progressive album Don't you ever call me home It the owl is aggressive, it's a bird of prey Please stop

Did you know he's known as the Dean of Atlanta? Of course, I get the news letter. I told you I've been trying to unsubscribe. I don't know why I get it. It's impossible. I get his news letter. I keep hearing me boobock unsubscribe. I unsubscribe and I keep getting the news letter. I can't get rid of it.

It's like Lewis Black as an owl. Ho! Ha! Ha! Ha. Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! That's who we are! Ho!

The gambling segment, we're bo-bock. The most last one is a homer! All are Pixar, Panthers by a million golds, Heat by a million points, Marlins by a million runs. Oh, what kind of dip? Oh, Billy had the wings on. What kind of dip? Of course he did.

But man, you have a dip. And if you have been, you don't know what you're looking at. That's right. Just to be clear, Billy. Billy. Who's analysis is one of these teams is three and one. And the other is two and two. Oh, favored by eight. It's not going to pull up here. Analysis is one of these teams is three and one and the other is two and two

Favorite by eight You haven't been and if you have been you don't know what you're looking at Do you realize how we don't fit at the draft King's network? For people who want serious gambling analysis information the advantages that are in the margin when it comes to making money I'm doing well too What's your record well Well. Like, well. Where are the records? What kind of sound was that?

What kind? Oh! Draft Kings, what have you purchased? Oh! How dumb are you, Draft King? Dana, the truth since 1973! People are tuning in for gambling information. Oh, three gamblers.

Three. Oh, when you say no for Tony, they're not trying to tune into this. They want to get this. No, but this exists. No, but this exists. Oh, where the gambling information exists. Oh, that's a show right there who against why Sister Prano's character is now

Why Would you just put that sound opposite skip bail is I love Lil Wayne intro cut to skip bailess and Bobock that's who Don't love a card a few things feel better than when you're on a rollercoaster with no underwear noted try it a very Weird observation by stugot you should try it. Don't knock it until you try it. They know still gots You know what stugat I reconsider my position. I have not tried it and so I won't knock it Please explain to us in as much elaboration as you can why it's so wonderful to ride on a roller coaster with no underwear

Well, you just get that incredible breeze that you can only get when you're high up on a roller coaster And it's about to go down and when it goes down, oh does it feel good, it's like air conditioning inside your shorts, it's amazing. And it really is. This is the Dalébatá show with Estoucats. I know that Game 1 has already been played of the NBA finals. I know that we are going to be covering it. Ad nauseam all day to day, bothering you at every turn. I just wanted the audience and everyone here to know that before Game 1 was ever played, my father stormed into the studio and he was as enraged as I've ever seen him. It was an odd thing because my father has been watching what has been happening with heat coverage for a while

and my father is ensained with rage and fury that our show and in general America doesn't understand that he was the most right about the Miami Heat. Jeremy Tashay wants to think. He's the most right. Obnoxious Mike Ryan wants to think. He's the most right. Parakeed Cortez, who was a bad half in Boston

from changing his Twitter avatar to Panther's gear because he was so terrified of what was happening in Boston. My father has never wavered. My father told us, and we have the sound of my father's man that we haven't played the sound. So I'm going to play the sound in a second. My father told us, when I didn't believe or no one believed, they eat past Chicago. They were down, they were down three with three minutes left at home against Chicago. So poppy, the floor is yours. I don't want to talk for you anymore. You tell the people why you came in here and rage. You tell

the people why you've been yelling at me for two weeks because we haven't been playing this sound that I'm about to play for the audience. Because I make that prediction a long time, ago about three weeks ago, I said, oh, now you're going to see a hit team that nobody else has seen in the playoff your buddies when they were they had their wall against they they're back against the wall against the booths and what happened I said oh now they're going all the way in and they're going to go all the way in and they went all the way in the meantime all these high paid analysts I don't want to mention names TNT ESPM, you know, oh yeah They're there they cannot go they they're not going to make it you know even if they win in

If they lose it in Miami, I mean they calm you down I know they lose in Miami. I don't got a chance in Boston I'm going to have their ass you know what the in Boston, you know they were wrong They were are they going to lose their job. No, are they going to get a cutting plate? No, what are they going to do? Keep predicting what is the obvious? They're going to say, oh, the nuggets are going to win. Oh, Denver, the altitude.

And you know what? The heat are going to win it all. Okay, well, you've said that before. My man. He's crazed, if you thought, by the way, that Mike and Perricete Cortez and Jeremy Tashay are obnoxious. This is the father of obnoxious right here on heat stuff. My father's been on television.

Physically tearing, tearing his shirt apart, screaming when they win red faced with obnoxious cartoonish colorful glory. But let's play it. My father didn't sound quite that aggressive, that cartoonish, what you hear in his voice now is not the way that he made this pathetic prediction when he made it, because he was scared and he's a bit of a fraud hiding behind a mask.

Let's play the sound of my father, but not with the same energy that he has now. How will his dream be made tonight in a playing game between the Chicago Bulls and the Miami Heat for an A.C.? Well, this is the beginning of a hell of a run. That's true. That's it, buddy. That's it.

He's are going to show everybody what they're made of tonight. You can't have a hell of a run unless you start. You gotta start some points. That's true. And I don't want it being Chicago's shoes now. We're manufacturing and mustering, trying to get to something that felt

anything close to 2010 through 2014. And Jimmy Butler got us to some bubble facsimile. But now it feels kind of over. It does. And my father is saying, no, he just had a bad game. That's all against Western uh what's the name uh atlanta the hawks you know that's all he's entitled to have a one bad game but now from now Jimmy's back in town buddy that man that doesn't mean anything but he was in town last time

that means nothing the Jimmy's back in town means nothing as a that the he can't muster it is the problem what do you mean well I tell tell you, you better record this discussion. We are recording. Three weeks from today, you are going to be in your words. Walk it down. Mark it down. Oh my God. I'm sorry.

I mean, Mark it down. Mark it down. Mark it down. He's going to be recording. He's going to be recording. He's going to be recording. Yeah. As opposed to all the other times, we have in front of microphones. Right. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me.

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You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. people what is happening with the analysis you've been yelling about the mainstream media for 10 years when it comes to heat coverage and more recently if I can get you to calm down just a little bit name some names who who is getting paid a bunch of money to get it wrong all the time name some names well you got this even asMIT in ESPN. You know, it makes a lot of money, my $50 million a year. He can make a prediction. Then you got

this in your bark, link TNT. You know, he can make a right prediction either. Then you got Kenny Smith in TNT, you know, and I can go on. I know. Please do. I want to go. There was a talking head today that says in ESPN, oh don't know that but the heat they don't have a chance with the Denver you know I love the heat and I think very highly of them but they don't have a chance I forgot the guys them you know but that's another big funny that is on TV making what do they look like I don't know I mean you know they got a million talking heads in the SPM, so but somebody like me making the right call at all times That's what makes me different. I make a prediction before the game and come through I'm making analysis before the game and come through these guys

You know they talk about the game after the game anybody can do that Well, ESPN did have you and but you got... And game one was last night. You got tired of working for them, and then just walked off the set one day, after bluffing them, saying, you better pay me more in a holdout, and then they paid you more, and you called your bluff.

Yeah, I gotta tell you. Yeah, that's how that went. And the ESPN had your analysis, which was the most home-arific analysis that has ever been on ESPN. But I'm scared of Yokehitch. You should be scared of Yokehitch. Yokehitch?

No, he's going to get into fault trouble. He has never faced a team in the play of like the heat. I mean, plus he has a weak ankle, so I know that thing. He does. That's true. That's right. Very true. We saw it a little bit of that last night. Plus, he, they got somebody that is ready for him.

His name is Gabe Vincent, buddy. I tell you one thing, that kid is something else. That's my father's favorite. Gabe Vincent. Gabe Vincent. Gabe. Gabe Vincent. Gabe Vincent.

Gabe. Gabe. Gabe. No, he knows. He knows what I'm saying. He knows what I'm saying. He knows what I'm saying. You know You know Your name Come on, but off come on, but that is your favorite. He's my guy. He's my point guard

you Do we have some sound back there of Charles Barkley talking about the hockey team in Do we have some sound back there of Charles Barkley talking about the hockey team in South Florida as well just because I want People to know what the rivalry is between my father and Barkley. It's an intense one and let's play that sound and I'm gonna just tell you something Surgey for Bob Cook. There's a goalie for the Panthers Uh, Bobby. What is the name of the golly for the panthers what's your guy's name? I forgot this is a Russian guy. What's your guy's name? so far so good ba

surgein burabaski there you are better than bark that's better surgein burabaski surgein burabaski surgein burabaski surgein burabaski surgein burabaski Sir J. Vrasky. Sir J. Vr. Bopkup. Sir J. Vrasky.

Sir J. Vr. Bopkup. Bop. Rasky. He nailed it. He did nail it. What is the problem between you and Barkley? How did the information get back to you that Barkley guaranteed

he said Fat Dan Levitard and his Fat Bobby. Fat Daddy. And his fat daddy and the lovely Miss Lord is he guaranteed That they would be coming back to Miami for another game are going back to Boston Oh, for C1. That's right going back to Boston. They don't have a chance in Boston. Are you kidding me? They didn't win the big one number six. I was a big one. Now they are going to get their assets. Weep in Boston. I guarantee it. So what happened? You got to keep making millions of the one. He got to keep his job. That's what he shouldn't be like that.

At that level, you made a mistake and that's it. They should throw your ass in this street. Uh, he guaranteed that they would win in Boston and then they did win in Boston. He got that particular that particular guarantee He got correct. Yeah, he does so what you know, he said that one if the he loses Game number six at home, then I'll have a chance in Boston He did say that he did he was wrong about that What is the nature of your feud with Barclay? I don't have a feud with Barclay. I don't have a feud with the guy.

Well, what's his problem with you? Well, he doesn't like the heat, and I like the heat. There's a difference of opinion. How do you know Yokeuch has bad ankles? Oh, I know that. I can't see it in his face. I can't see. Wow!

Put it on the pole, Juju. Can you see that Yokeuch has bad ankles in his face? Let's hear the man out. Opposite angle to the body. Yeah. He doesn't seem like he has great ankles. No, he got these seats, not the properly distributed. He's way, you know, he got more weight in the other one.

I'm telling you, I'm good at that. Who's analyzing those things? Who's face can you see on the heat that has good ankles that you could see for sure because of their face they have good ankles. Oh gave in. He did turn his ankle. He did. He did. He's still on beast. But he was back pretty quickly. That would have meant he went the normal player would have missed seven months. That's right. But gave okay mouse right back good old gave I am really rooting for you gets to turn an ankle

Not not for a random and I feel bad for the guy, but I really want Bobby to continue his hot streak of being right now You do also want yeah, it was yeah, it's okay. No, you do also want to. Yeah, it was. Yeah, it was. Yeah. It's okay. I think you're not supposed to root for injury under any circumstances. But if it's just the minor tweak, there's something that you can play through, little hindrum.

Well, I mean, Tyler, who has been out for the entire playoff, and the butcher was rooting for Tyler. That's Tom Fibido. He says that's how Fibido looks like the butcher. He looks like a butcher. What are your thoughts on Matthew Kitchock? Matthew Kitchock. Matthew Kitchock. That's okay. He will take care of the guy. No he doesn't play for the nuggets. He plays for the panthers. Oh, he does. Okay. Somebody with a very close last name plays for the Nogga. What's it took a chuck? Does Barkov need to get it going?

Bark of oh, yeah, Bark of his I know the guy that plays for the Enough bandwidth for the heat. It's fine. He't have enough time for a what is the goalie what is the name of the goalie for the panthers search it'll be best coming search it for bob