The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Sears And Robert's

Episode Date: November 5, 2024

It's a double postgame! First, Jonathan Gannon has entered Chuck Pagano territory in throwing out cliches that mean absolutely nothing and Dan wants to revisit it. Then, there is a controversy about bathroom habits that has rocked the Cote household, but we're holding onto it for tomorrow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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from our families to your table, Everybody Milk. Visit milk.org to learn more. Chris Cody, we skipped past the useless sound montage earlier in the show, but I really did think that Jonathan Gannon, I don't know whether he introduced himself to us during this useless sound montage, but we're always looking for, you know, the Chuck Pagano memorial guy who will just spit cliches at you rat-a-tat-tat. Jonathan Gannon of the Cardinals, and you might want to pay attention to them

because Kyler Murray looks really good back there. And if teams like Detroit are making trades for pass rushers, it's at least in part because they know they're gonna have to corral some of these quarterbacks with a pass rusher who could slow a Kyler Murray. But this is a very exciting day. It's the first time you have said something about that,

you know, like that about an NFL team. We should keep an eye on the Cardinals. I'm not saying... Wow. I'm saying keep an eye on them. I'm going to keep an eye on them. Keep an eye on their coach because he's a cliche monster. And he hit us with a flurry of them in his post-game press conference after dismantling the Bears.

That's what's allowing us to win games is we take one day at a time, every second counts, maximize the day, keep blinders on, and go about your business. That's five of them. Crushed it. Crushed it. Five. That's Hall of Fame stuff. Five cliches. The man's a machine. Hey, let me hear it again. I thought he was gonna stop at three,

but he just kept rising into the sky. That's what's allowing us to win games is we take one day at a time, every second counts, maximize the day, keep blinders on, and go about your business. And go about your business. The blinders just brings me back. I would think once you put the blinders on,

it's almost impossible to go about your business, but then he took it a step further. Blinders are for horses, correct? Yeah. And they go about their business when the blinders are on. My dad tried to say a few weeks ago that horses enjoy being on those rides. One of the most asinine things your father has ever said.

Look it up. No. Oh, was that here? I thought that was on the Greg Cote Show. No, it was here. Yeah. And then Colin would recognize him. Asinine.

Greg Cote, you are so wrong about that. Because you're a horse owner, you don't think that that's actually cruelty to horses. Why would it be? You're protecting them from the stuff that makes them nervous and anxious. Horse racing is cruelty to horses. No, it isn't.

They're very high-strung animals. They love blinders. They love being focused on what's ahead of them, not what's, you know, rat-a-tat-tat to the left and the right. I think if Ron McGill were here, he would tell you that that, as a sport, is either cruel or inhumane.

They don't like any of what you're doing to them. They don't like that they're running, that you're whipping them. They don't like any of that. What about dog sledding? Because I know for a fact those dogs love that shit. I did, Rod, the dogs do love that. They love it.

The dogs do love that. Until they die in the snow, they love that sport. Hold on, I'm trying to back you up as someone that actually drove one of those dog sleds. I was backing you up, but now all of a sudden I've changed my tune. Horse racing is murder. Look, there's no horse that is better treated than a thoroughbred racehorse. Okay, there are exceptions in every form of life. Just like Santa Anita where they're all dying in a disproportionate rain. That's the track and that's bad trainers. That's not the sport itself. It's an alarming number of horses dying. It is the sport itself.

It's too many. It's the sport itself. If they weren't training the horses to race like that. They wouldn't be killing them That's not the Valor way Okay, he's right team Valor my syndicate is is has a wonderful track record for leading the industry in healthcare It's why you join them. The horses have dental to Dan the horses. They were the horse in the quarter Okay, they're they're not running marathon. They're not running 26 miles. They're running a mile and a quarter. They're being whipped to run faster.

Not necessarily, not all horses are whipped. And if they are whipped, it's a love tap on the left. Only if they run slow. Yeah, some are nay-nay'd. By the way, dogs can suffer debilitating injuries after running in that race. Yeah, they can die. Including damaged lungs.

Yes. I did run horses, yes. They often die. Dogs. Not Valor, though. Excuse me. Team Valor's a very good syndicate. My bad. including damaged lungs. Iditarod horses, yes, they often die. Not Valor though. Excuse me. Team Valor's a very good syndicate. It'd be cooler if it was horses.

You know what? They'd die. They'd die in a more alarming rate. It shouldn't be Iditarod horses. That's my bad. It's a totally different sport. Horses running in the snow would be fun to watch though. No. Clyde sales. Yes. Oh, thatde sales. Yes. Oh, that's a beautiful horse.

Do they like acting in commercials? Greg, you don't think that horse racing is inhumane? No, not at all. I mean, they're not human, so literally it's inhumane. Yeah, technically it is. Incarnate. Yes. Incarnate word.

Cam word. Big rival, Montgomery Ward. Harnate word. Yeah. Cam word. Big rival Montgomery Ward. Horses are well treated, okay? Montgomery Ward. Yeah, that's the big rival of Incarnate Ward. Look up Montgomery Ward. Give me one, let me get, I didn't think Greg Cody could end the show

any older than he does any other week. The reference that you just made. Yeah? Do you think any of the people in there know who Montgomery Ward is? Isn't there like the Sears catalog? Montgomery Ward? It's a famous department store.

Of your. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. And of mine. When did Montgomery, when is that defunct? I don't know, I'd have to look it up. Do you think it's this century? Oh, of course, yeah.

Famous department store. 2001. Yeah. Headquarters in Chicago. It was a rival with Sears, Sears and Roberts. Classic Nelly. What a great callback, Sears and Roberts. Greg, how do you feel like it went today? There aren't adjectives enough to describe my ebullience, my joy over how well it went.

You seemed a little, there were a couple of spots where you were hyperventilating. You had so much to say that you got like, you got praised. I changed people's names inadvertently, no offense meant. But you know, by and large, I thought it was a stout performance by me. You were revving kind of high though, you would agree? Is it because of the election?

Is it because of everything that's happening around here? It's a lot going on today. This is a big day in my household. There's gonna be a lot of anxiety in the room tonight and we'll see how it goes. Luckily for us, my dad is in with us tomorrow, because we didn't get to a doozy of a story involving a bathroom.

I don't wanna get to it here. We're gonna tease it for tomorrow. The only reason, look, this is, maybe, we can tease it if you want. The rare tease for tomorrow that we're doing now. I think it's a fruitful story. I don't think there's time for it here. Save it for tomorrow.

I need some, if it's a Greg funny thing, let's save it for tomorrow. Could use some sunshine. I have a second funny Greg thing as well. Ooh, save it for tomorrow. A little surprise, huh? OK. For tomorrow, though. I'm thrilled that you're here tomorrow.

I did not know that you were here tomorrow. But the reason that I wanted to add this on to the postgame show is because I failed you today. One of the promises in our contract is that we promote the Greg Cody show featuring Greg Cody when you come on. Right. Thank you. And we didn't do that today. And on this episode, evidently, there is a story that involves bathroom habits. And I don't want to say much more than that, but evidently, your wife is mortified by you and some of your bathroom habits and we have found the Cody's to be Chris learned from his

father, Chris does not wash below his knees, there are certain hygiene things that Chris and his father do that might make Earline feel like she lives in and around apes that don't know how to properly take care of a bathroom situation. I will say that you can listen to my latest Greg Cody show podcast and try to discern what we're talking about because my wife is on there. I had her on to back me up and everything went off the rails. That's the only thing I want to say. Okay, so you thought you thought your bathroom habits were good. You were she was there doing

this was probably embarrassing to you It turned out to be you didn't go but you went in thinking it would not. Oh, yeah, I went in thinking I Have a charmed marriage if the worst thing I do to piss my wife off is this That's what I went in I've noticed in a few years of marriage that that defense never works where you're just like look I know this was bad But if that's the worst thing I do like it's usually bad what never works. Where you're just like, look, I know this was bad, but if that's the worst thing I do, like it's usually bad what you're doing when you're saying that.

Chris, I want you to stand back from what this night is in America. Do you realize that your parents, who are now grandparents, they are the old people staring at a television hell bent on being scared that the democracy is falling apart? They think, going back 40

years of watching election night on television, a politically active family that did not realize they were living in this America is going to turn on its living room at 7 p.m. to follow election coverage and tomorrow we're not going to have a decided result. There's going to be no resolution because one of the sides is going to be saying as soon as the voting starts trickling in, I won! I won already! Stop the vote! I won! Everyone's against me! I won! I'm the winner! I'm clearly winning! One of the worst Trumps I've ever seen. If I didn't win, it's rigged.

Norv Turner is back. Terrible Trump. Terrible Trump impersonation. It really was.