The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Show Superlatives

Episode Date: July 9, 2024

The crew gives out awards for how each individual performed on today's show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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See the PC Optimum app for details. I wanna end the show with show awards today, how about that? I think that we need to figure out who was the MVP Terrible timing there, so I'm out Five I Think that's who won today. How about rather than MVP or show awards, we go around and give superlatives to everyone? I think it's obvious that Chris

is comeback player of the show. Zurbia. Way to go, Chris. Proud of you. I'd like to award Charlie Kravitz with the other person who recognized what meatspin.com is award. Nice. Classic.

I'd also like to recognize Charlie for impeccable Taylor Swift heiress tour hoodie. Come on, ladies and gentlemen. Another classic. Charlie is a Swifty now. It's your second Swift concert, right? Yeah, I love it. I wanna go to this one that's in Miami

and I wanna ask Dan to this one that's in Miami and I I Want to ask Dan to like make it happen? I'm sure everyone here does too. I've been thinking about how for months on how to do that Billy, I'm sure you want to go to let's go in it together. Well, no, I'm not gonna ask Dan Why would you ask Dan to get you tickets just cuz Dan's got like connects and stuff. He's The chances me asking you guys for a ticket zero zero's a, you know. Thank you, thank you. The chances of him giving you guys swift tickets, zero. Zero chance? Zero.

You know who is the king of Kinects? Pablo, Pablo the, Mr. Kinect for. Ooh, you get the Kinect award. Yeah. King of Kinect. That's a Kinect. King of Kinect. King of Kinect.

I'd like to award Dominique Foxworth the most likely to lie about someone else using the word connect in a text message award. Yep. Bravo, Dom. I'd like to award him Mr. Thighs. Yeah, Mr. Thighs. Yes, yes. Mr. Thighs.

I want to give an award to Juju because doing a WNBA Minute, no matter whether it was one or three, without rehearsing, without jotting down notes, and having all the knowledge that he had, that was the segment of the day. Now I want to give David the best award for someone who didn't ever really know how to freestyle. He never really figured it out. We can replay that right here too. Zurbia.

Oh wait, that was me. I'd like to award Chris the award for most likely to have lost a comeback Only needed three more minutes. Oh man so close. Do we have it ready able to do that? I'm actually never able to do that All right, I'm gonna leave I don't necessarily appreciate that it's harder to rhyme than you think. What? Are you saying that I'm the worst freestyler of all time?

No, I thought you did well. I mean, all things considered, I thought you did a good job. You're the one that said you couldn't. It was very brave. I didn't do it. Very brave of you to do what some would call on a purely textual analysis, rapping.

I would say that you all make me feel so comfortable that I'm willing to play without a net. And you should be too, we're good enough together. Nice, the Batman and Robin award. Why is it that I can't try to do things that I may not be good at? I'd like to award Puerto Rico,

the Hated by Billy Gill Award. I thought you were gonna award them the 51st state, that you're gonna make them the 51st state today. Hold on, they can't get it before DC. Geez. Why does Puerto Rico have a dean? Out of context. Do you want DC to be a state?

Absolutely. I mean, we pay taxes, we don't give you want DC to be a state? Absolutely. I mean, we pay taxes. We don't give representation. DC should be a state. Taxation without representation. True. It's not true. It's real.

Are you rhyming again? That one is on the license plate. Brad. What would be your rap name? Brad. 65 inches. David Yablonowicz. I love it. That would be my name.

Where the hell did all of our white American boys go? Is that the name of your rap group? I'd like to give Pablo the award for searching for the American white boys today. Where the hell did all of our white American boys go? Just trying to find out where they went. You can do a whole show. I did, actually. I think that there shouldn't be a mental health month anymore. where all of our white American boys go. So we're trying to find out where they went. Well, you can do a whole show.

I did, actually. I think that there shouldn't be a mental health month anymore. We could do a whole segment just on snippets from today's show. Look at Chris, he's back. I would like to award David Sampson the Saying What We're Actually Doing

As If We Should Do That Thing award. Thank you. I'd also like to award Charlie for saying that Darryl Morey fetishizes Fowl Grifters award. That's a hell of a slogan. You guys familiar with raw doggies?