The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Showdynasty

Episode Date: July 15, 2024

Tony and Taylor joined an online dynasty in NCAA Football 25 that has Mike Ryan absolutely enraged. LSU in the ACC? Taylor dressed up like Bear Bryant? These are not serious people. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. You can't be doing that. You can't be doing that. That's not decent. That's not a way to be. That's not decent. Your play of going to Tahoe before is the best married guy play of all time. Yeah, we had our anniversary dinner. She got a present. That's it. We're good.

The 23rd will come and go. There will be an IG post. I've already done my thing. Done. Yeah. Taylor. Best married guy play ever. Taylor. You gotta outlaw anybody with over three stars of prestige. They're also doing custom conferences too, where it's like... You gotta outlaw anybody with over three stars of prestige.

They're also doing custom conferences too. But that's part of the fun- whoa, out the gates are starting custom conferences? This is not real life! What are you doing? We gotta do a show dynasty. We live in a society! I'll do a show dynasty, but you have to have f***ing rules! Are you saying you can put in the SEC, put in the big 10s? Right now what you're saying, that interest in you guys are not serious people

You are not serious people I can't work with this LSU could never be in the ACC I mean the Astros could never be in the American League. What are we doing? We said that about Cal they could never be in the American League. What are we doing? We said that about Cal, they could never be in the ACC. And in real life, we are here. You gotta have like a respect for the forefathers that came before you. No one started, no one, everyone still talks about their online dynasties and you never hear about,

man, I took this ragtag group from Alabama and the tide finally made it to the, no, you don't do that. Coach Dugs becomes a phenomenon because he's doing it at the grassroots level he did it at Toledo he's a forefather you got it you got to do it you guys are too young I said it you're too young you're just all the teams in the back only get only Mac shin I'll join that I'll do that show dynasty we start in the Mac and if you know in year three

You know central central michigan gets an offer from the big 10 great. That's fine. You earned it, but you gotta Proceed guys the 28th pick nobody pick lsu. I picked lsu. You nobody picks lsu because they're decent human beings No, all the other teams were taken already. No, you don't do that. Yeah lsu is not you don't consider lsu You consider western kentucky. That's what you do. My second choice is Hawaii. The Hilltoppers. I don't know what their procedures at Hawaii's a fine place to start. It's hard to recruit and Tons of uniform combinations. Tough place to play. You get that program going. It's gonna be tough to leave A lot of TV time last game of the night. You may get an offer from the Pac 12. They're looking to expand. There are only two teams. They have open bars.

They're looking. You can build something special out of Hawaii. I had to keep up with the Joneses, Mike. That's why. You don't, at some point, someone has to rise up above the chaos and say what needs to be said. You can't have blue chip programs. Somebody picked Texas.

Somebody picked Georgia. SC. That person is not- Miami. They're not enjoying the game. Look, I'm gonna have my Miami dynasty like everybody else, but that's not gonna be publicized. That's for me. I'll start there. I know I can build Miami into a winner.

I got a great recruiting base. I got the facilities. You're literally doing it right now. I'm doing it right now in real life. I can certainly do it in a video game. I like my chances more in a video game. That's not going to be rewarding. What's going to be rewarding to me

is taking Toledo, is taking Central Michigan. Can you imagine the Chippewas being the second name someone talks about when they're talking about great college football programs. Wolverines, Crimson Tide, Chippewas, that's what I want. That's where the wins are. Do it with the Chippewas. That's, I mean, to have it. You're right, I'm agreeing with you. Who picks Texas? Texas is a, that, you retired. Who did pick Texas? I don't know who picked Texas. You retired. Charles. You can get Texas after 16 years of your dynasty. Charles picked Georgia. You can't do that. He did it. You can't. Georgia State you can do. Georgia State, now is a pearl you're you're in a major city

Direct flights you get Georgia which is up there with Florida now in terms of a hotbed of recruiting. That's fine Georgia State great Taylor dresses like Bear Bryant though for the streams You have to dress like helps your coach. Does your coach have your same name Taylor? Does your coach have your same name? You got to create an avatar. He's not in here. same name you got to create an avatar Taylor's not in here no you got to create an avatar my head coach is Cameron Poe and he looks just like Cameron Poe from Conair hell yeah he's got can you imagine going into like Nevada coach you look to the sideline and you see like Cameron Poe with a Nevada wolf pack visor as I'd I'd be scared Taylor said he's gonna buy the bear Bryant hat

he's gonna you earn it you gotta make your own thing pal where you gonna find that hats it's just a fedora right you can't swagger Jack bear Bryant you got to make your own hat right anyway is that postgame you want to impress me you want to impress me get one of those like little like yamakas with the spinner on top Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah You see on like Spanish TV and whatnot on late night variety shows wear that on the sidelines and you can make that a thing Because if you're successful you can make anything a thing

Just ridiculous Maybe take you seriously in that hat. I like that. It's the hat from Animal House if anyone wants to look at I'm sickened by what I heard who would want it 30 people too Like this thing is over before it gets going You're not gonna enjoy this Look, I'm gonna enjoy because of the game. I'm gonna enjoy it But I'm also gonna have my own team where I'm gonna play as Hawaii or I'm gonna play as somebody else that I'll you know Bring them up to prominence. I'm sad that you're enjoying do team where I'm going to play as Hawaii or I'm going to play as somebody else that I'll, you know, bring them up to prominence. I'm sad that you're enjoying it.

Do it with Bowling Green. That's fun. It's not fun. It's not fun.