The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: So, the NBA Finals, Huh? (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Episode Date: June 17, 2025

It's time for JuJu Gotti's spliff notes on today's show and updates the polls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Proximo. Cuervo.com. Please drink responsibly. Cuervo. We welcome in Juju Gaiti, who is sporting an interesting choice. He's going with a Brooklyn jersey today. Juju, explain that one. welcome to the show, of course, but explain that one for me, because I figured you'd maybe be wearing a Knicks shirt to maybe try to talk them into getting Kevin Durant,

but you went with Brooklyn today. Yeah, I just have a lot of jerseys. Yeah. Not too much rhyme or reason behind it. Can you help me out then, as somebody who's got a lot of jerseys and a couple of them are from New York. Why wouldn't the Knicks want Kevin Durant?

Like this report that they're saying that they rejected KD. He would have been interested in the Knicks, but they are not interested in him. Makes no sense to me. Does it make sense to you? I mean, I think it makes pretty good sense. I mean, he's an aging superstar and he may come in and shake up the chemistry that they kind of already have. So I think that you don't want to spend any, not necessarily money, but you don't want

to interrupt that roster right now. That roster to me had a lot of chemistry. I feel like them getting rid of Timbs was a big mistake. So you might not want to bring a veteran in right now. You might want to bring somebody, a piece in, like let's say a Drew Holliday to back up Jaylen or maybe not Drew Holliday. Actually, Drew Holliday is a good name. Like honestly, that's kind of what they need is a two way player at that spot. So that's a good name. He could probably sit in there

at the two. I think they just got to get rid of Josh Hart. I just don't know if he's the guy 40 minutes a night. I don't know if he's your guy. Right. Yeah, me neither. I also don't know if Rick Carlisle is the guy for these last couple of games. Ooh, what don't you like? Bruh, TJ McConnell can't have that third quarter and not see the floor until the game is out of reach. I understand that Halliburton is your superstar. I understand that. But at the same time, you gotta go with who got you here. Nim Hart had so many turnovers, goofy turnovers at that. Yeah, he was definitely Nem Soft yesterday. Right.

So I feel like if you wanna sub somebody in, I know Nim Hart is doing a great job on SGA, but you gotta let TJ McConnell see the floor at some point in that fourth quarter earlier than that. So we messed up there by not praising T.J. enough. Anything else that we messed up on the show today? Yes. One of the a fan wrote in today, it says, for the love of God, can you please tell Dan LeBattard to stop talking about how angry Canada is at Florida?

We don't care. Fans of other teams do not want another Canadian team to win. It will be like Kane's fans hoping the Gators win. And that's from T Santoni 12 from Twitter. Thank you T. I've been thinking of that every time, every time I hear Dan say that,

because I don't hear anybody else saying that. Specifically, nobody from Canada saying that, so I'm wondering where it really was coming from. Right, right, and also we had a couple people reaching out, you know what I mean, as a reminder, it's men's mental health awareness month, so just wanna give them brothers a shout out. I'm not gonna read the messages,

but a lot of people sending in, how much love, Tony, reality, you guys just uplifting them throughout the show. You feel me? Just is is putting into their life. You know what I mean? So salute to everybody out there going through some. Everybody is trying to get ideas off the ground. I read a good quote over the weekend. Don't downgrade your dreams to match your reality.

Upgrade your faith to match your vision. And you're going to get it together. You feel me? I need to take heed to that your reality. Upgrade your faith to match your vision. And you're going to get it together. You feel me? I need to take heat to that as well. Well, Tony Rayleigh is definitely injecting everybody with positivity. But do we have any polls? Any polls to update today, Juju? Hell yeah.

I'm a little out of place, but when I search for what I want to salute my daughter, Billy, as well, you feel me? Don't be, don't take that stuff from them. You right, bro. Don't, but no folks ain't gotta bother you. You wanna take care of your family and be unbothered. Ain't nothing wrong with that, bro. You got two beautiful, beautiful girls and a wife.

That's a big, tall task already. So you're doing a great job and a great father, in my opinion. Happy Father's Day. He has a dog named Izzy. I don't know if you knew that. One of his dogs is named Izzy. I believe it's straight up.

Yeah, they're's straight up. Hell yeah. Also, you're doing a great job as well. I know StuTube is how they promote in there. But without you, Billy, I don't know about that stuff. It gets going on. You feel me? Shooter, you and Taylor, you're doing a great job over there on the studio.

So you feel me? Thank you. We don't know about that here. It's game six, almost exactly like game seven? Just one game away. Fifty six percent of the audience says, yes, it is right. There is no game eight. So game six is literally the closest thing you can get to game seven.

Right. The cost of watching all the sports you want over or under four thousand seven hundred and eighty five dollars. cost of watching all the sports you want, over or under $4,785. 60% of the audience says over. Yeah, that's like, you do the math on it, it's like $400 a month. And when you think about, and I've backed off of certain streamers just to watch sports that I could have watched,

I was like, well, I'm not that big of a fan. It does cost a lot. You start with like your basic cable package just for your local teams, if you even get them on there. If you don't, you've gotta add the local apps for your local teams, and then you've gotta go for other leagues, whether it be MLS, whether it be the Premier League.

I mean, that's just a lot of things you can subscribe to, and all of a sudden, it's $400 a month, boom. It's wild. Hell yeah. Do you fall asleep when someone tries to, do you fall asleep when someone tries to give you a quick economic primer? 88% of the audience says, yes, they do.

There's my entire experience in economics was short naps. Do you associate David Sampson with trust? Oh God. Zero? 89% of the audience says, no, they do not. That should have been at a hundred percent for the first time. I think.

I don't know why I said zero. Yeah. David must've gotten voted a few times. Right. We had a big poll yesterday as well. It got like 5,000 votes each. Do you like birthday cake flavor? And it's still at 50-50, so never before been done. Birthday cake flavor is just like a heavy vanilla flavor,

right? There's nothing like specific about it. It just has a little bit of funfetti in there to make you think you're tasting something different. Funfetti. Does it sound fun to ride a roller coaster in hell? It's not as high as I thought 54% of the audience says,

no, it doesn't. Well, let's think about this, right? What's the scariest part of being on a roller coaster? Oh, I might die. Hey, you're already in hell. What the hell there'd be a friend. I gotta imagine it's still a safe roller coaster, right? No, I mean, you're just gonna respond What the hell there would be afraid of. I gotta imagine it's still a safe roller coaster. Right?

No, I mean, you're still gonna go through all the steps. You're just gonna respawn right in the same spot. It doesn't matter. I'm still gonna get that clicky thing when I get that fine, when you get that really tight click. You know what, if I'm in hell. You ever get that gap on a roller coaster,

it's like, I wanna pull it down even tighter so I get that last click. And if I'm in hell, I'm gonna finally take that chance and say, you know what, I'm good with it being a little loose. Really gilly. The seat is probably'm in hell, I'm gonna finally take that chance and say, you know what? I'm good with it, being a little loose. Will it be? The seat is probably nails in hell. That's true.

On the roller coaster. That's true. Is a hotel safe, safe? 74% of the audience says no, it is not. Yep. Damn. There was no one who told us, they got a little manual, boop boop.

It just opens it right up. I've never, I don't know about hotels, but on cruise ships, that staff can just walk in there with one little like men in black style wand, that thing's open. That's so they know how much you can tip them. Do you sleep with your phone by your head? 71% of the audience says no, they do not.

See, if it's on my table side It's like right it's like three feet from my head. Does that count sleeping next to it? What are you talking on the bed right next to me? Yeah, no if it's like three feet away I think you're fine, but if you really want to protect yourself from the radiation, what if you put it inside the microwave? No, I tell you all that time the microwave does not release any rich. So just put it in there It does not release any rich, so just put it in there. Anymore polls, J.J. Yes, we went crazy on the polls today. He was damn blacked out for one second.

So he was just polled at the polls. If the Stanley Cup were in a trunk at the baggage claim, would you be tempted to steal it? That's gotta be 100%, right? 71% of the audience says yes, they would. 29% of goody two shoes over there just like, wow, the Stanley Cups in there I don't want it. You shouldn't do it, but

Right Lord Stanley Are you more inclined to sit and see 11 a on airplanes now? I mean not Stu He had no idea what we were talking about, but everybody else absolutely 65% of the audience says yes, they. Billy, I feel like you liked my strategy of buy a ticket in 12A and just, if shit hits the fan, just be like, hey guys. Just jump on 11A's lap, or go to 11B, right? Hey, I feel like if shit's really going down

and someone from like 13, I'm in 11A, I'm gonna be like, come on man, squeeze in. From now on, whenever a plane is crashing, and hopefully there'll be some video of this, hopefully they'll all be survivors, but if they all survive and everybody's running to 11a immediately right does every state have its own version of the Sun Pass? not I know right we got the peach pass in Georgia 69% of the audience says yes they do

now is that because the sun comes through Florida or? I don't know. Eric Motion from Twitter says, Utah has a Stockton pass. Wow, that absolutely should call it that. Until somebody takes over the assist record. And the last poll, the most interesting poll, exciting poll that you could ever imagine. Did you know that Idaho did not have any tolls?

That's the worst poll we've ever put out. 82% of the audience says no, they did not. What kind of activity do we get? What kind of interaction do we get on that poll? How many votes? 1300. 1300 shocked people who did not know that Idaho has no tolls. Thank you, Juju.

Really appreciate it. We've got enough positivity today with Tony, but we'd appreciate a little extra dose from you, as always. Yes, sir. Thank you all so much.