The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Soda Jerks

Episode Date: December 13, 2023

Jeremy is angry about the response to his song, Charlotte wants to try Utah soda, and Mike, Chris, Amin, and Tony react to the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. We have started with our post game show. I don't think he likes that one bit. He hates it. He hates that. Even though he looks just like him. It's a funny gag. Anytime someone bursts into a room, I enjoy it. What do you guys

want to talk about today on the post game show? We're doing right now. We're on it right now. This is cool. Jeremy, so you really like put pen to paper and like worked on that one, right? Hey man. No, I'm asking. In the middle of doing all of the other work that I do for the show, Tony, I, yeah, I took all the lyrics of that and I rewrote a couple of verses thinking, hey, you know what would be helpful? The type of thing that we don't get often, which is an instant in the moment,

hey, there's news that broke. AFC and NFC offensive players of the week both from New York New York New York let's try something. I gave it a shot. Jersey. I ran it by Mike. Jeremy's so angry right now. I don't kind of piss I You should be this you should be this I Like it. I like to germy. I think think NFCNA is my favorite part. Thank you. Yeah, I didn't get it. Come on.

NFCNA. NFCNA. AFC? Because only thing is you could put a little more frank. I tried. I don't have that in my real house. Just redding the new room. Nailed it.

It was awesome, Jeremy. Keep hope alive. Keep doing them, bro. Thanks, Juju. I appreciate that. Yeah, I don't want to discourage you or anybody that's gonna take a creative hack like that. We need more of that.

Don't worry. We need it to be better. We need it to be better. And this is a good one. But if you're not gonna be great, be timely. Right, that was my thought. Was I knew that that wasn't gonna be my best work, but I figured timely, you know, it's

something that could contribute to the show. I'm here floating today. And what else was I supposed to do with my time? No, not so. Just floating. Have you had that explain to you? I know I know what it is. Yeah, no, I put it. That's why I made the joke. Yeah, well, you didn't make it. Thomas made the joke. Thomas made the joke and I ran it. Which one is it? Thomas is my Mormon consultant. And he despite the fact that that is a, despite the fact that that is a, apparently,

just a rumor about the soaking. The soaking. It was still a very funny joke in my opinion. No, no, I want to use that. That's why I ran with it. That's what it means. So did we. Yeah, they didn't see enough fight it

when we brought it up. Yeah, I had this thing in Utah, and I didn't mind it whatsoever, but all the rideshare people, I took like maybe seven rideshairs throughout the town and three of them tried to convert me. Really?

Yeah. Yeah, like it was an opportunity. No. Ha ha ha. So much better. in three of them tried to convert me. Really? Yeah, really? Yeah, like it was an opportunity, no. No. So much better. Yeah. I want to go. I want to experience it.

So I want to thought of that joke. I want to hear the whole day. Nah. I was working on it. I was working on it. The soda culture in Utah. There's the soda culture. Yeah, they have like multiple different stores

where you drive through and you get soda and like they put cream in it Sometimes you haven't seen this on TikTok. They know soda jerks. Is that what you call them? Well, sir. Yeah, I guess yeah soda jerks, but that's old time in 1950s I'm talking modern drive-through situation. They have drive-through soda jerks that jerk out a bunch of cream on your soda Play it out a little bit, man. Yeah. String it along.

You jump right, but if I say like, no, they're jerking cream. Right in the center. If you're going to be bad, be bad quickly.