The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Spliff Notes

Episode Date: April 25, 2024

JuJu recaps today's show from INSIDE THE STUDIO and we get to some sound from Bam Adebayo after last night's Heat victory. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Please drink responsibly. Not surprisingly, through a series of very poor planning and strategizing that involves Stugatz, I am told that shortly we have a reveal coming in here that's going to be very dramatic, that's going to have a sheet removed, and then something is going to be unveiled, which is, believe it or not, Stugatz's book cover, which we've already revealed earlier in the show a different way because we don't know how to do anything around here that involves Stugatz and planning, and we don't know if this book is actually going to appear anywhere.

It depends on whether or not Jessica and me and an assortment of others who are working for free write this for Stugatz or not. But in moments, we will have another reveal of Stugatz's book that will lead us into an evening that should be really fun. And Juju is already calling Billy's night because nobody knows what Stugatz is gonna do, what he's doing, where he's doing it, billy that should be really fun and you do is already calling billy's night because

nobody knows what's to god's is going to do what he's doing where he's doing it if he's participating that's the way it goes with stu gots uh... juju let's review what it is that we did today highlights and lowlights one of the people saying what are you hearing by the way juju offered by way of accountability to walk to the ocean as punishment for misreading fans who he says did want Cupcake Talk over more Sports Talk, and I told him I didn't

want him suffering a punishment for that because there is not consensus on this. I don't believe our fans are generally right about everything because they don't agree about anything. And so he didn't have to actually walk to the ocean even though he wanted to. But what did we do well and what did we do poorly today, Juju? Brother, the brother Mero came in here

with so much good energy, brother. Like he was a breath of fresh air. Even Tony stepped in on his day off and just provided great energy. And I didn't know Taylor was Cuban. Like that was a great discovery. Also Jeremy with his cold red. Oh my God, great bit brother.

Thank you so much. I felt bad when I saw the leaning tower fall a couple of times, but you dusted yourself back up and put it right back up there bro. I'm so proud of you. I really appreciate you Juju. Hell yeah.

I love this. This is a great post game. Can we talk about Taylor not talking? That was amazing. He was scared shitless has anyone ever frozen that much in front of a mic before I feel like if we brought in Graceland she'd have more to say he really choked let's play I want to get some more critique here but there are

a couple of things that I didn't get to during the show that I meant to the BAM postgame comments I want to get to in a second, but before we do that, tell me more about what we got wrong, Juju. Oh, well, I know that a lot of people are saying, why would you wear a Celtics jersey on the day that the Celtics are most embarrassing? So that brother needs to check himself. I wish he would have wore something different today,

or packed something different. He should have prepared better. Other than that, brother, my brother Mike was a shining star today with the movie takes. He didn't necessarily cuss anybody out. Him and Jeremy are getting along pretty well today. Better than usual. I'm proud of it.

I'm proud to be a part of it. I did call him an asshole. Yeah, and I called out his sourcing. Coolo, I went in room. Bam, let's hear from him after the game. For us, we've been doubted a lot through our playoff runs. As people say, we couldn't do a lot of stuff that we did. So for me and my team, it's like, why lose?

We'll leave now. Backs against the wall, everybody always against us. Use it as fuel. Backs against the wall, everybody always against us. Use it as fuel. You know, a lot of people seem to think we're gonna buy into what they say of, we can't get it done and make it seep into our locker room. And it's different. Our guys believe that we can win.

You know, we get in between those lines, we make it about basketball. We don't make it about schemes. We don't make it about this guy and that guy. We make it about mono, E-mono, getting that cage fighting. Let's, let's who? Can you guys please just leave on the screen? I know I was listening there to Bam, but it has to extra hurt if you're specifically someone who in your bones has a lot of Boston and old Boston to look at how Tyler Hero looks after beating you that way. Like that's ridiculous. He looks and I understand that he is fashionable and young but he looks like somebody that

you would find on a Saturday afternoon here having too many beers on a boat because he's got a floppy hat and he's been fishing all morning. It looks like Gilligan. They together, if you look at Bam in his all black outfit and then Tyler in his pink shirt and white hat, they look like Barbenheimer. They just look like Barbenheimer.

Can you guys get for me as well, please, what Jimmy Butler was doing on social media because people were talking about, or Tylerler hero told chris haines i believe that jimmy told him to go out and be aggressive control the game he was so patient so efficient such a playmaker reminded you of the guy who really broke out with thirty seven points in an eastern conference final to create monster expectations for him but we hadn't seen that player in a minute, and people had noticed in Miami,

man, this Miami team certainly seems to play a lot better when Tyler's not around. They get to the finals, and then Tyler gets out there. They're abusing him on defense, but he was great yesterday. They were all great, almost without reservation, and then Jimmy Butler makes fun of Marcus Martin, Jalen Brown, and the rest.

They said last year when they were down 3-0, don let us get one and now Miami has gotten one the thing with Tyler Hero is you always expect if he's gonna have a really good game It'll be because of his offense and he put up a stat line last night that in the playoffs only James Harden and Luca have ever Accomplished but it was the defensive end the the splits in that game were insane where the Heat were 14 of 20 from the field when they were being assisted by Tyler Hero and the Celtics were 2 for 14 from the field when defended by Tyler Hero and that includes a bunch of those Chris Stapps poor Zingas shots that seems sustainable it really did seem crazy to watch poor Zingas not be anything but not be able to do anything when it looked

like there was a toddler guarding his shin. Right. Also, before we get out of here, one of the listeners, at StuGOT790420 says, Dan is dressed like the antagonist in a bowling movie. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You guys want to tell people what it is that they're in store for tonight because you guys are going to turn this into a Bit of a madhouse and our YouTube channel is gonna have a lot of life We haven't talked a lot of drafts. We're saving it all so what I say my takes Dan because we're gonna be here all night So you're embargoing your takes on the draft until later. It's gonna be a party. All right, so we cover and all learn the draft There's so much sports on tonight. You got to hang with us

The Stu gots book that's going to be available at some future date after Jessica me and others and Stan's Ick are done writing it Here is the big reveal And look I have an actual copy of it Whoa! Okay, let's see. Classics. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Buddy, listen, I'm getting to it. I, uh. It takes here. There it is, let's see here. I thought that was the book. It's a journal. I don't think those trophies are public domain. Buh.

Buh. You think he's already looking at a lawsuit? Yeah. He's starting, his book should start with a lawsuit.