The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Tackling a Room

Episode Date: April 18, 2024

A scheduling mistake regarding the Panthers game this weekend has left Chris Cote in a sticky situation with his wife. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe Kings Network. I'm super excited because the Panthers playoff starting this weekend got me out of something this weekend that I had to do. So me and my wife, we're trying to tackle one of our rooms. You guys ever tackle a room? Yeah, we have one room. Oh, boy. We have one room that has kind of gotten out of control leaning It's turned into a storage room, but we got to turn into an office my wife is starting a new job soon

I don't know if I'm allowed to say that where she's gonna be working. It's embargoed. I whatever I said it, but anyway, so So we have to redo a room so the plan is what the Plan is this Saturday? Drop off my daughter at the in-laws at 9 a.m. And just spend all of Saturday cleaning it kind of sucks Like it's something we need to do, but it's not a Saturday. I'm looking forward to is she gonna get in a way She doesn't go she I don't know you don't know but anyways, so I tell her yesterday So wait, you're not inviting your wife to the game. No, you're going with the're going with the boys? I'm going to the hockey game. Right, with the boys? I'm going on Saturday.

And it's at 1230, so I told my wife. I said, hey, wife, you can't clean. Chris, I hate to tell you this, but the Panthers game is on Sunday. No, it's not. No, it's on Sunday. Yeah, it's Sunday at 1230. Wait, are you serious?

Yeah. I can look it up. I can make sure. My wife is going to is here wait a minute so I have to clean yeah you're gonna have to clean buddy it is Sunday how to clean buddy and I call my wife no I'm not calling her I'm not calling Kyle right now I guess what you have a cleaning buddy that is Saturday are you gonna can you pretend it's Saturday and leave the house for four hours?

Would my wife know the difference? No, she's kind of, if she's in on anything these days, it's the Panthers. It'd be the Panthers. Yeah. If it was a heat game, could you convince her that there's a heat game on Saturday that you need to go to for some reason?

Saturday, 1230, heat game is crazy. It was Sunday at one. When I saw this Panther time, when I thought it was Saturday, I was so excited to text my wife. She even made plans. I have to tell her now that it, dude. When I saw this Panther time, when I thought it was Saturday, I was so excited to text my wife. She even made plans. I have to tell her now that it's Sunday. She thinks it's Saturday.

It would have been Saturday if they played Toronto. So she canceled cleaning and made plans with friends. And now you're gonna, because you said, hey, I have to go to this game. And so now you have to turn around and tell her, not only did I cancel cleaning for a game that didn't exist, but you now have to cancel plans with your friends. I, this sucks.

There was nothing better than getting out of cleaning plans for a Playoff Panthers game, and now it's the complete opposite. Now I have to clean, and then on Sunday, now I just have a busy weekend. Even if you get out of the clean, yeah, you do. That sucks. Man, it's gonna fly.

And I'm telling you, this room is so much worse than you guys are imagining. Like it is going to take us the entire day. Man, I think I'm taking- I'm thinking of like a lot of boxes, like a lot of like bags. It's not even boxes, it's just like crap, like empty suitcases and like-

I know exactly, I know exactly- A picture we used to have at our old house that we haven't hung up at this one, it's just like- Yes. How long have you been living there? Longer than, I've been telling Tony since the, I remember at the pandemic, when the pandemic first started, I was doing the show from my living room saying,

me and my wife were getting this office together. That was at the pandemic. That's why I wanted to bring that up. Me and my wife do not lead the league in tackling things around the house. Here's my question though. Even if you put it off this weekend, you're still going to eventually have to do it.

You might as well just get it over with. I know. Although it also sounds like maybe you never will. I guess what I'm saying, my wife's job change is like really lighting a fire under her ass because she's gonna be working for one three weeks. I thought someone just farted. It's a fire.

Do you hear that drill? I said there's a fire under my ass. I thought someone just ripped it back here. Oh my God. It's amazing how much noise we'd be in the studio. Yeah. I had to do the same things plus paint. Dude, don't paint.

If I've learned anything about homeownership, pay people to paint. Yeah, we're painting. Yeah, I learned that at home. You're painting? Pay people to move. Pay people to paint. I mean, at this point, if you have the means,

I would pay people to do everything. It's already done. But of all the things. Can you pay people to clean out that room? Is that a good thing? You absolutely could. I've looked it up. Some time. Yeah, of course you could. I've looked it up.

I even had an email exchange with a guy, but it was going to cost like $1,200. $1,200? And that was if like, he's like, that's just for like nine hours or something. He's like, we'll come in two days, like nine hours total. But I was just like, how bad is this room? But really, I have to help. Because part of this guy's thing is him just like being the offensive coordinator He's like you'll have to be there to like cuz obviously it's your stuff so you have to kind of like it's like you're on

an HGTV Do 1200 what if we can get you on an HGTV show? So someone like Marie Kondo can come and look at all your junk and ask if it sparks joy and then organize Your lips man, I would love that 1200 bucks and the guys playing offensive court here Christy lift up this couch. Yeah, one two three Wow, I just heard of my ear Taylor in front Funtas will do it for a thousand bucks. Wow, wow, discount. Can I not be there though?

Like do I have to be off to the board dinner? Taylor would do anything for a thousand bucks. Can we talk about this? Yes. I don't want to. It's gross what we talked about earlier. I painted a hypothetical earlier outside of the show. I don't know how we even got here.

How did we get here? Anyways, it was. It was the, so our bevy machine, which is like our water dispenser, is broken, right? So we're having to get our water from a different source We have like one of those like fill up bottle stations with a fountain and the problem is that our bevy gives us such cold water Mm-hmm that our water fountain is not as cold as the bevy

So it feels like a little bit of backwash when you're drinking and I was drinking warm water and I believe it was Carmen Carmen, she like just... Did she snap your fingers on that? I just, I was... No, no, it was offensive coordinate. She's like, it's like you're drinking spit. Or she's like, you're drinking mucus. So she painted the picture of me drinking mucus.

So it got me thinking, how much would I have to pay someone if everyone in our office spit into a cup? And it created like a big shot amount of liquid. All of our spit combined, it makes like a... Tony, do what you would do if it was you. Like what I was thinking of when everybody has to spit in the cup is watching everybody spit into said cup, right?

It's not just gonna come already like spit into. Stop doing that, man. Like you have to hit, give them with a... So imagine that, so imagine 25 people doing that into a cup and what it would be your number Jeremy How much would I have to pay you to drink that? Taylor said $500 what? My boy down bag, I've seen this guy bet he this is like this guy's fine. He's doing all right

He's gonna bet that on a FIU football on a Tuesday night. I was thinking like 10k That's a dude. It's a lot of spit that can only clean out one room Maybe 20k Roy, what's your number? I'm not doing it Roy stop 30 stacks in front of I'm not doing it Roy I put a hash right here. I'm not doing it. It's not like the weird mucusy spit like that like where you know, it's Bits no, it's not that it's whatever everybody spits in that thing I could handle it right after a cigarette to tasty Smoky flavor Roy if somebody gives you no dollars cash

million you're a liar you're a liar I am NOT lying okay all right buddy live okay a million dollars no I just met a liar