The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Tellin' It!

Episode Date: August 10, 2023

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You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. All right, welcome to the Post Game Show, and we're going to start off by recapping the polls from this week. Thanks to our friends at Dollar Shave Club, Epic Razors, Epicly Affordable Find-Em, in stores or online Jessica. Oh, we have so many great poll questions, Roy. First off, my Twitter limit just went off for the day. Okay, I'm back.

Oh no. I don't know why I still have that. I go over every day, usually before I get out of bed and just ignore the first question. Should you have to be warned to not bother alligators? Yeah. The audience says 86% of people know. Yeah.

Well, I love 14% are. What? Why does the one, one, one, one, one? Why does the white? This question is answering Dominique's question of, are the Carolina Panthers a super bowl contender? I believe we should have played pretender or contender when he brought that up.

But 92% of the audience says no. No, it's a shame. Yeah. Don't know, ball. Yes, I'm wrong. Did you know that Johnny Menzel didn't come from a rich family? 89% of the audience says no.

Also, do we know that they weren't richer than that? There's not oil money. They didn't have oil money. It was one of several lies that were great. They could have helped fund money. They could have helped fund money. They could still be like, no, we didn't cover more money. Ty was one of several lies that were great. They couldn't have hoped for my great. They could still be like, no, we didn't cover my oil money. Typhoon, again, we're steel.

Like you're steel, whatever. Yeah. The other great lie that we didn't touch on in that documentary was again, his agent, Eric Berkhardt, talking about how to get out of drug testing at the combine, he had Johnny Menzel's dad fake like a cardiac arrest issue or a heart attack or something. They didn't actually do it. That was something they were planning to do. And then Johnny instead drank a lot of water

to get out of it, right? Isn't that what he said? Not to get out of it to defeat the test. It's amazing that he couldn't just spend like two weeks and like, hey, man, let's keep a clean up and stuff. The funny thing is, like, there's a lot in the documentary that I don't necessarily believe to be true. And one of them is Johnny said that when he was preparing for the draft that he was clean

and he did all the hard working stuff and didn't do drugs and focused in and did everything he was supposed to do all the way up until just a week before the the combine and a week before the combine. He slipped up and he did drugs and then they had to figure out how to address it. It just it strikes me as odd when we're watching a documentary that said, in high school, he was wild and out of control. In college, he was wild and out of control. And the NFL, he was wild and out of control.

But in that pre-draft time, the man locked in, but made a mistake a week before the car body. He locked it until a week before the car body, where he was wild and out of control. Exactly. I was like, what? Y'all speck me to bodice. It's like Denzel and Flight, where he's been good,

and then he gets up to the Congress here. He's drunk right now. I'm drunk. Is there going to be an untold documentary about what was untold in the untold documentary? Oh, wow. I will not be watching it unless we have to make contact. It's called Told.

Told. Or is's called retold. Oh, told you. Told you. The secret. Tellin' it. This is a big poll question. Who wins in a fight? Lionel Messi or Amine Alhassen?

Oh boy. I am holding up to the camera. Don't tell, don't tell. I'm holding up to the cameras. What Messi will be after he mess with me? You see this can? I put it on the ground and I crunched it. Not according to the cameras. What mess you will be after he mess with me. You see this can? I put it on the ground and I crunched it. Not according to the audience,

because 63% said Lionel Messi is winning that fight. Dude, he will kick you in the face. That is so low. 63% is way too low. You should be really flattered by that. I mean, that's not flattered. I remember one of our, like more, we have lots of ridiculous locker room debates in the NFL one of our more ridiculous ones that I remember

Was when I was at the Ravens we had a debate on who would win and a street fight Floyd Mayweather or Ray Lewis It went on for a long way and that's an actual interesting conversation. The mean one not interesting messy No, because it's a given. Yeah, it's a given. I mean, it's a joy of messy. I mean, he would literally, literally kick your ass. Again, I am holding messy up to the culminating that fight. This is exactly what would happen if he messed with me. I understand that you have some advantage with size, but I mean, I mean, no disrespect,

but I've seen you do athletic things like America's mean. Like fighting is requires some level of athletic. Hold on. Messi, it might be one of the best athletes in the world and you let's be generous are not. Okay, hold on straight up first of all. I take offense. All right.

You know, you throw that fish before. No number two. All right, look, that's how you throw fish. You underhand, I'm sorry for having good technique Pablo. I'm sorry. Maybe you should go up to Pike Market up in Seattle and take a look at them. No one's coming back and throwing it like laces out, you're under handing it.

Two hands, that's how you throw fish. Pike Place. Laces out is about kicking, by the way. I don't. Football man. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I mean, American ninja. Where are you? Who's that? Yes, I do remember that. And I'd like to talk about that for a second. You know what? The platform swiveled. That's the thing that no one knows. The platform swiveled and I did not know that's nothing to do with that. Let us see my convince Carter. If I ran up in the same straight line that I did,

as opposed to at an angle, I would have had the same thing happen to me. You know what it sounded like when I mean? Did that? Oh, it's a, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the heaviest of all the Jordans, right? Chris and Billy were wearing shorts. They had like moisture-wicking shirts. These guys came straight out the gym right there. I was come up a red eye flight. I sat in a middle seat. I didn't have anything else to see. I was an exit roller, so it wouldn't even like extend back.

I was upright the whole time. Step off the plane, come fit to the studio, because I'm the hardest working person here. Know whatever recognize that. And part of athleticism is what? Hard work, right? What does Leo Messi do? Oh, he eats bombons and goes to publics

and plays against children. Guess what, anal children around here. I would, I would, I would, I would think that you having been close to like legitimate world class athletes. Like I expect this from like Tony, let's say.

What? I mean, I expect like you didn't work with you challenge John and me to a one. Yeah, that's still up. Hey man, but I would think that you would know. Okay, so can I ask you this, do you think that if Messi endured all the hardships that you did and then showed up and participated in at race,

do you think he would win? Oh, I'm sorry. Are we talking about running or are we talking about kicking somebody's ass? Cause I'm so different. And different. They might have to run. So just the recap, a mean thinks he's better

at kicking something than Leo Messi. Yeah, this is a lost cause. I'm sorry, Jess. Hold it. Don't apologize. This is a great way. We don't have the rights to this video. So you can't put that. American Ninja Warrior. You can't play in show. I mean, I'll have an American Ninja Warrior. You're swiveling of the platform. What we're talking about is Chris Cody still the cool highlight owner. 73% of the audience says, no, he is not. And I'm surprised it's not more folks because he's

never been the cool one. Oh wow. I'm just kidding. I couldn't name another though. Mike, that's the only other one. He's ahead of Scout. You don't have it. Yeah, you don't. If you win the lottery, who do you tell?

74% of the audience says no one. 3% say everyone. 23% close friends. The 26%? Y'all again lose all your friends are not that close. You're blowing all your money. Close friends like includes like your wife or husband or partner, right?

No, it's your green bubble circle on Instagram. Is anyone here voting close friends? Well, if close friends includes Lehman, like I'm gonna tell Lehman, but I'm not gonna tell like probably there we go. Is anyone else here close friends? Yeah, I would tell my like closest, closest friends.

And I would tell friends. Not you. We were in the pack together. So I have to tell her. Outside of my wife, not a goddamn person. How, I need to know, I need to know. Not even Claire, because she'll tell somebody. Like, oh, daddy, what do you want her in?

That's right. I need to know. I need to know. I need to know someone for the truly nomination bucket. I need to know why Jess need to know. Someone put that in the street nomination bucket. I need to know why Jess telling Levin was a mistake. Yeah, why is that a mistake? Can't tell anybody. You can't tell.

But then we're breaking up. No, you don't. Why would you break up? Because all of a sudden I have a billion dollars. You just know that he's going to figure it out. How's he going to figure it out? Because I'm not going to lie to him. See, there you go.

All of a sudden, you're not ready. You're not, you're not ready. I'm not buying a private island and he's like, wow, the metal ordeal must be good. You don't have to teach you how to win a lottery. Yes, this is what you do, right? You won the lottery, you paid the taxes, now this is all just straight cash homey, right? What you do is you slightly upgrade your life here and there. Little things, little things, little things little things little things

No, no, no, you're speaking of gold tooth one They were important as well. What's up? The lottery. Oh, the lot of Definitely anonymous, right? But you can't you can't ever let on right away That's what I would change my name to if I want to So this is what you do black gold. Oh, okay So Leibin it's his, you get him a Rolex. And he says, whoa, how'd you afford this? And that's when you say, rich uncle died.

Rich uncle died. Rich uncle who died also was a watchmaker. And he is in with all the- This is lying. I don't lie to my significant sister. Well, I guess you're going to lose all your money. I think I can trust him. Okay.

If I could trust him with my life, you can't imagine. See what I take you. I guess we need to suppose at some point, but I guess what I want to know from you mean is what is the horrible outcome that she's avoiding by lying to her significant other? Loose lips, sink ship.

Okay, cliches, that would have been. Three people can keep a secret if two of them are dead. I mean, they're not on the boat. They don't have to worry about their ships, they can. No, buy one. There you go. Well, they can't. They can't, that's too big.

No, no, no. Not gonna be able to buy a boat. No, it's so boat-like. No, how many relatives do you have to kill? This is what you're doing to order the upgrades in life. You want to buy a boat. No, it's so boat- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, fake group ads? Oh, yeah. This is ridiculous. I would never keep this live. I would tell my boyfriend at a very little amount of incredible content. Why don't we just spend the day asking a million questions?

Because this from messy to this, it is hilarious. A watershed. But the podcast audience, I mean, just spill his entire water. Oh my gosh. One last one. It's hard for the shame of Pablo Torrey, 82% of the audience says, guys, that's fair.

Of course not. They're very proud of you. Who are the 18% of me? I think that they're proud of you, Pablo. Thanks. That's how Dominique gets the humble brag and I can't. Exactly. Thank you.