The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: That Is NOT Johnny Damon (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Episode Date: August 14, 2025

"I know as much as you do, babe." It's time for JuJu to deliver a Thursday Thunder parlay and a comment from a fan of the show that may determine some editorial decisions around these parts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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and the Sparks are making a playoff push right now. So they need that W. Lock it in for tomorrow with the Sparks. Next leg, the Golden State Valkyrie are headed to Shottown, the Barbie City. And we all know the Barbie's been sitting out. The barbs are, they come and still in full support, but Chicago, they're getting it together right now. So I'm going to take the Valkyrie Moneyline, salute to Balhalla. They're going to get the job done.

And lastly, the sticks are headed to the upside down. The Washington Mystics are taking on the Indiana fever in Indiana tomorrow. And they're giving the fever eight and a half points. that looks scrum dilly umptious to me in my opinion so i'm gonna take the sticks tomorrow to cover against a fever locking in thursday thunder you diggers all right zaslow is off to uh esPN radio juju was telling me a story off air about a comeback that johnny damon is making some sort of comeback he didn't make a comeback but he made a public appearance and my man's looking like the frontman for the war on drugs and i

took everybody by surprise crazy look right i did not even know that was my boy like i was like who is this brother bro like if you haven't seen them y'all go check out how my boy johnny damon the the the sex symbol at one point johnny damon man no years catch up to you fast but i'm i'm glad to see he still outside juju uh by any chance are you into the new hulu show my god i just saw it mike that is not johnny damon Holy Jesus One more time Are you in

Alien art? Are you into Alien art? Wait a second Mike I just saw it That is not Johnny Damon I don't get what anyone

Says A dude for war on drugs Wait be sure Because I did fall for this There is a part of my take Face re-shaped Where it has one of their producers And it like

It comes up like on the first result I think I felt for it They both look like the front man For War on drugs But Juju Have you seen Alien pets. And do you run into the same issue that I've been running into lately when I watched off with my partner, which is, you know, stop asking me questions.

I'm trying to follow this. This is complicated. I get it. Let's watch it together. And now there can be a debrief. Yeah, I always have that happen with shows that I try to put her on. I'm like, yeah, this is going to be good right here. And then I'm like, well, who is this?

But also, too, I get my girl a little credit. because she, like, she cares, but she wants me to think she cares more than she actually does. So she'll let a detail of two slip here and there. She was not enough anyway. Okay, fine. I'm an idiot.

No, that's not what this is going. You're not an idiot. It's confused. And I don't have a fight here. Alien pets. Oh, I guess I'm a fool. No, I'm not smarter than that. I'm just trying to follow,

but it's hard because you won't shut the f***. Alien pets. I always hit him with a, I know as much as you do, babe. That's a good line. That's much better than me going, shut the fuck. Shut the fuck up is the worst line.

I don't know. Also, too, congratulations. Stu guys, bro. You'd be gone. It's good to see you, bro, but you're doing a great job over there. The God bless football headquarters, Stu Tube, soaring.

Everything is looking beautiful. Man, congratulations. I'm looking up to you. I know my invite is in the mail still somewhere to come on God bless the Stuteau. I'm checking it every day because I know Taylor sent it out. But man, I'm proud of you, bro.

Stepping out and flying like an eagle, man. Thank you, Juju. I appreciate that. You have an open invitation to anything that I do. That is not Johnny Damon. I don't care what anyone tells me. That is not Johnny Damon. I mean, Jujie, you had a comment.

Someone sent in a listener sent in a comment about the show you wanted to share with us. So go ahead here. Yes, it was concerning the WMBA, which also, too, at DLS. Hoops right now. This week's episode of the Alley Oop. I had my sister from Flagra magazine on, you feel me? It's had a lot of fun. So yeah, subscribe today to DLS Hoops on YouTube. Help us out. But Joseph from Twitter, his name is Joe Lights 93, says, guys, can we please stop talking those?

I'm starting to get ads. That was a shocking revelation. I ain't no CVS had them doves like that, though. That's crazy as hell, especially right there on the Madison aisle. Also, two, congratulations to our dog, Gully Blanchard. He hit all MLB parks, all 30 MLB parks in, I guess, I don't know how much time it took, but he did it wearing a lovely Devattar show jersey. Check him out on Twitter, man.

Congratulations. Congrats on all the money. Yeah. All right, Juj, thank you. Thank you, buddy. I love you. And again, open invitation anytime for you, Jew. Okay? Yes, sir. Salute. A couple of Jews cutting it up.