The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: THE BATTLE COURT!

Episode Date: December 11, 2023

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Oh my God. You know what he excited? Yeah, you know what I'm going to talk to you about? Yeah. I can just tell by the excitement. Yeah. Battle know, he excited. Yeah, you know what I'm gonna talk to you about? Yeah. I can just tell by the excitement. Yeah. Battle Courts in the Final. Oh.

Tonight, who's gonna be there? No, none of you. It's not open to the public. Unlike our Miller Light event, happening at Vivo Miami in the open. Wait, it's not? Well, like technically our friends could go. You can go to Battle Courts.

To Battle Courts. Oh, you guys are going? Yeah, we know the owners. We have a dough, we have a dough, we have a dough, we have a five p.m. playoff matchup where we hope to punch our tickets to the final this Friday. And then right after that, we're gonna head to the watch party.

It could be the first franchise in Battle Court history to make it to three Battle Court finals. It's a lot on the line tonight. And I know what you wanna say. Mike, aren't there four to five teams in Battle Court? Yeah. To which I respond, so. Yeah. Yeah. Because which I respond. So. Yeah.

Yeah. Because it's done it. Right. We can make history. And this has been a really fun season. It's great to have some of the players back into the fold. Kada, Fiat, and I feel like we finally get it. Yeah.

Like I feel like we've been faking it for a few seasons. Just kind of like, because you know, we're new to this sport. We know how to talent a value eight. Now we're like, we're starting to feel ourselves as owners. A little bit. We're gonna get freezing cold take if we lose because we're going up against

pretty good to how to double team tonight. And you can follow along on the action. On ESPN, it's on, watch ESPN plus ESPN plus app, but it's on ESPN 3. The players hang out in the ESPN 3 lounge, which always, like I kind of get mad when I see ESPN 3 because this sport is so much better than the number three.

I mean, two, at the worst. It's an ESPN 2 type of product, but you can follow along and support the Sessocyclones because if we do win today, we go to the final against Udhanna's Haslums, the Robotea Renegades, and that will be free and open to the public at the Magic City Casino. They already punched their ticket to the final.

Yeah, the first place team in the sandings gets an automatic buy to the final, where there's number two, us and number three, the Dajada Devils, battle it out for the opportunity to face off with the Roboteote renegades in the final. And that would be history if we make it to the final because we'd crown our first ever two time champion because of renegades have won previously.

And we've won right now. It's been spread distributed throughout several of the teams except for one pretty lousy one, the one. Can we all grab hands and close our eyes for many menu's quad? Yeah, menu's been trying to come back from a quad injury. So we're hoping that he's all inside information. We don't want to move lines. Whoa. White telling people this. I mean, it's it's pretty known. I mean, people that follow the sport know. I don't think

anyone. This will impact where I place my free bets. I think I didn't say he follows a sport, which I would have been mad at. But plenty everyone's a bit everywhere I go all 48 people that I would follow this I Want to I went to a grocery store the other day and someone asked me how's Manu's quad? It's a guy my new is the the best backdoor player in the world, okay But the one Dan makes fun of the guy with great posture. Yeah, the poor you straight back fellow guy with gray posture. Yeah. The poor, the poor, the poor, the poor, the poor, the poor, the poor, the poor, the poor, the poor, the poor, the poor, the poor, the poor, the poor, the poor, the poor, the poor, the poor, the poor, the poor, the poor, the poor, the poor, the poor, the poor, the poor,

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the poor, the poor, the poor, the poor, the poor, the poor, the poor, the poor, the poor, the poor, the poor, the poor, poor, the poor, poor, poor, the poor It's progress because that's our strength in conditioning program. We installed it during COVID, which we couldn't actually be there. Let's appreciate it. And we just now have just continued with the belly selfies. Show me your belly button. Yeah, all right. We've been told that we should change this,

but you can't mess with a good thing because we're getting results. It ain't broke. Are you favored to win today? I don't want to. Some have said, I don't need to down. I don't pay attention to lines. We just play what's in front of us. Let's look at the lines. No, let's, we don't have to look at the lines. I don't pay attention to lines. We just play what's in front of us. No, let's, we

don't have to look at the lines. I don't want to be influenced by that because there's one rule to follow in battle court and that is don't bet on your own team, even though no one's told me not to do that. Yeah. What about the monopoly money they give you? Can you bet that on your own team? I do just so like, okay, here's a little, this goes to the victory beers. Yeah, help it grow. Yeah. But all in all, I don't like us in match three. I feel good, Billy. That's what I'll say.

I feel good. I'm nervous. I'm gonna be super nervous today. We're gonna be there before our middle or light event. And again, if you take anything from the segments, is that it's don't talk to me whatsoever. At all, if you see me try to take a picture, no, don't do that. No, but what if the clones win?

I'll be in a good mood. Maybe have a Miller later to it. It looks like match three is the only one where you're not favored to win. All right. Yeah, but you still got to handle it. There've been plenty of upsets in battle court this season. We've fallen a handful at times as a big favorite.

So I'm not taking anything. That's why they play the games at the front on. But again, don't talk to me today. Well, it's OK.