The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: The Cast Away Sound (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Episode Date: August 20, 2025

"Greg Cote With Greg Cote Featuring." JuJu lets Dan know the OTHER things he missed while he was gone for the last three weeks, and you've gotta be a tank to be a tank. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You didn't answer my question at all. You wanted to give me your Quentin Ewer's takes, and I was asking if I could use the sound of Wilson yelling, of Tom Hanks yelling for the volleyball in Castaway to, if Zach Wilson does get in the game, can I have access to that sound, or what are the rules around here in terms of using sound without having to pay for it?

That's what I wanted to know. Well, we don't have to sound anyway, so I would go with no. That is not helpful. that is not what I need. Find out that for me, please, in a way that is more organized than just generally wandering around making shit up because you don't know the answer to my question, and everyone's just staring at me. Dan, we have breaking boxing news. Now, it was confirmed by the two people involved in the fight that they would be fighting Anthony Joshua and Jake Paul. However, that fight has collapsed over network

issues. Instead, Jake Paul will be facing someone else. It's not someone the size of Anthony Joshua, but it is someone that has some box and chops. Tank Davis. And that fight will be in Atlanta, Juju. I am there. I would have thought more likely that he fought Tank Abbott,

quite honestly. I would have guessed that as well. When I started saying, you knew where it was going? When you said Tank, I'm like more legitimately a 60-year-old Tank Abbott. No, but so he's going to try and do the real boxing thing, and he's going to try to earn it. Certainly, if he were fighting Anthony Joshua, that would be earning it. Juju, I'm remiss here in that we talked hard knocks and we talked bills, and we did not talk about it with you, and everyone here seemed to be indifferent on what I was saying about

how a team like this should be rooted for, but you've got to get around the personalities. And it doesn't have to be doing a whole bunch of cocaine or being rebellious, but Josh Allen and the Bills should feel more like America's team. than they do. Why has hard knocks not captured that the way these guys would like it captured? Because this team is just proof. Like some teams got the Taylor Swift story. Some teams got magnanimous features and the rest and Tyreek Hill, Hank of the bills they numbered a bunch of square brothers. We don't got, we're not interested in. We're just trying to get that ultimate goal, which is the Super Bowl. Now, with that being said, they are.

are dangerous as hell. I don't know how none of this stuff, some of this stuff is making it to the air. Like my boy, Dionne Dawkins, drifting with your kids in the car is wild. That's just crazy. But this week right here, we also learned that

Air Oliver takes Todd Johnson horseback riding and Tyler, like he was about to fall off the horse the entire time he was riding it. Most dangerous hard knocks ever. You guys don't think it'll be funny if the dolphin season, Zach Wilson gets in the game, throws three interception, makes two good throws on touchdowns, and you can just shout this.

Wilson, where are you? Wilson! Wilson! I didn't mean all of it, Roy. Roy, I did not mean all 32 seconds of castaway. Moving scene, though. You see where the waveforms are the loudest? That's one.

I'm cheering up. Now, more... I'm gonna let it keep going. More background. Yes, I am. On this Tank Davis fight. Take Davis... Heard any of our notes.

A great boxer. 30-0 and 1. He's small, though. He is retired, and he's a full 13 inches shorter than Anthony Joshua. So, there is still an angle here for Jake Paul to get you because Jake Paul, big dude, big dude, over six feet. I stood next to him almost as big. big as I am. No, but this is a real fighter. This is a real fighter. Yeah, he's retired, but he's small. There's weight classes for a reason. That is correct. And also a lot of, I've told you

about that guy all over the internet. I forget his name who's always saying, I'm 260. I'm huge. I'll beat you in a street, beat you in a street fight. And all the M.M.A. guys are like, what are you talking about? Mighty Mouse would take you down, like quickly because he's 132 pounds. For reference, though, Floyd Mayweather, listed at 5'8, went in the ring against Logan Paul. didn't knock Logan Paul out. Logan Paul actually acquitted himself nicely in that fight. Jake Paul reputed to be a better boxer than Logan Paul and also Tank smaller. How much does Tank weigh? How much? What's the, it's not hype that I want. It's weight that I want. It would appear Tank is an ironic nickname of sorts. Jude, I want more information on this because one of the things, look, this is a great time for combat sports. I can't believe MMA is going from

ban in 36 states to on the White House lawn and selling for $7.7 billion. And the biggest name, whether you like it or not in boxing right now, is Jake Paul. It's not merit-based. It's fame-based, but it's so. He's a pay-per-view attraction. That's not up for debate. He could, I guess he can move up to 147. He's fought primarily at 1.35. It's a real boxer, but it's still some of the circus freak elements. Anthony Joshua would have been the end of Jake Paul.

That's not what this is going to be. You can't be a tank in way that much. You can't. Have you seen a tank? Put it on the poll at Levitart's show. Doesn't a tank have to be over 140 pounds? Yeah. Tank has to be over 240 pounds.

Come on. Okay. How high are you going to go with this? I would say 260. 240, 260. Tank means you're on the verge of being seen as heavy. Hard knocks. Are you down, Juju, on the fact that people don't seem to like it?

This is your team. It's a showcase for your team. It shows a war. I'm not down at all I like it because it's no scandal me and my girl while we're watching the show we literally say out loud oh America hates this

like the most interesting thing that came out of the show last night was Tadavius White he rings out his socks full of sweat after every couple of drives and I was like no wonder you be getting burnt bro you out there running on sponges man

I ain't never seen somebody ring out their socks full of sweat and they have to have some change of socks. But yeah, bro, this is, this is a boring squad. I think they should switch it over. First ever switch over. I think people are more interested in what's going on in Cleveland right now. What's going on in Dallas for sure?

What's going on with the Bengals? What's going on with the Giants? It's a lot of stories out there. And I think Hardnots might need to consider taking that thing on the road. That would just be funny if just next week they're just, like, all right, we're in Cleveland now. We get it. Billy, you are looking clean back there. What are some of the other things I miss,

Juju, while it is that I was gone? It is nice to be back. It is nice to see you all again. It is nice after all of these years to still love being here and loving doing this with you because it is a daily blessing that is really super ridiculous that we get to do any of this. Yes, sir.

What did I miss while I was gone? Bro, you missed that. My boy, Greg, Cody, is a weird. is on the monkey bars, bro. Like, my boy can get through some monkey bars, bro. I've seen the video. Video proof. He also revealed that he is,

in fact, the biggest slut at the hut. You feel me? That was a big revelation. Slut at the hut. That was a big one. You heard about that, Dan? Yeah. Somebody made a T-shirt for me. That's how I don't know the details. I know that Chris and Greg went to

what used to be known as an adult bookstore together, a sex shop, as they called it. I don't, I don't, entertainment center. Whatever it is, I would love to see the content from that. It had to be maximum awkward. Was it not? Check out last week's Greg Cody show. Yeah. Great Cody

with Derek Cody featuring. The Greg. Well, I don't, okay. So which is it? I just, I don't think that's the name of it. I don't think that whatever it is that juju did right there. With and and at the end, I don't think that's the name of it. That's with. This week, this week we have Matthew Barry. So last two weeks, good episodes. Yeah, fantasy god. So this

This is the time of year. Do you guys find any of this weird, this particular time of year, when this side economy to this giant thing that is the NFL bursts to life in just what is a lovely participation in how to play with our games where it's so interactive that there are a whole bunch of people addicted to fantasy football? Not at all. And proud to be on the Draft Kings Network. Hey, yes, sir.

I got a couple of leagues this again. You also miss Dan, Michael Porter, Jr. has become a super villain since you've been gone. Like, he has been saying some things into some microphones, sir. All I saw on Michael Porter, if we were playing word association on how things got out to me in the deep sea, is this is literally the only information I have and I don't have any context and I'm scared even saying it. Michael Porter addicted to women. That's like those five words are the only thing that got to me. I have no other information. And his brother can't get any.

Right, at all. Like, not even an ounce of it. He also says that he plays Andrew Tate interviews when women come over just to check their temperature. What in the joker in Gotham type of psychology is that? I don't understand it. We also find out that Yannis slaps the hell out of his teammates when he's playing basketball. Yannis slapped the hell out of somebody. Salute to the brother, he slapped.

He had great restraint. I don't even think he reacted. He was just like, ah, that's Janus. Billy, you look clean. You're going to get home, and people are going to notice you on the way home. You look strapping right now. Thank you. I appreciate that.

I want to see how long before my wife notices. My children usually notice before my wife does. Me too. Yeah. So what's happening here in both of your marriages? We're on unhappy marriages. Yeah, Billy, that is a beautiful set of hair, though. It really is.

Thank you. We also found out, Dan, that Izzy Gutierrez is now a Detroit Lions lifer. Honolulu, Izzy, moving forward. I have rarely been as rattled as I was seeing the lyrics scroll across the screen that gave me information on Izzy's text string. I just, I'm still not. What was it called again? Well, it was a whole thing. It's actually called Sue Me Asshole, but people thought it was suck my asshole.

I shouldn't have said that out loud. Yeah. Yeah, probably not. Meena Kimes was on the late night show with Seth Myers. That was cool. How about that? Moving on up. That's it.

No, but tell me more there. Don't leave that. Tell me more. How did she do? How was it? I feel like that perfectly encapsulates it. I didn't actually much. But I like the post.

I saw that she was there and I'm like, yes. way to go. This makes me happy. I saw the day after. I'm like, I'll still post. Okay. Before you go any further, you're someone who celebrates your colleagues. While we were away, not just meaner, right? It's not a small thing that we made a Tarasi movie. It was on Amazon Prime.

That's a really nice thing. And while we were away, another one of our friends, Pablo Tori, signed a legacy deal with the New York Times and the athletic to, like, really legitimize one of the golden podcasts, top 100 all time, according to Time magazine. like those are celebrate your colleagues moments we saw your video from the future that was cool um and i think we should celebrate some of those things that uh we shouldn't just skip past them you decided to go on vacation pal we did yeah we were we were celebrating we're catching you it was a yeah

it was like a two-day thing okay we were here where were you i'm sorry my bet keep up uh yeah thank you you you know what cryptic video too you said cryptic video you said from my mysterious studios i have people was okay they go ahead people were confused by it? Yeah, they were like, what is Dan saying? Congratulations to Pablo, but what does this mean? What year was it in the video? Yeah. It was 2043.

I think good news. You're still around. This guy's not on fire, no floods, so we're good. I believed you. At first, I was like, oh no, acting, but it was fine. But the announcement was unclear, is what you were saying? I was just like, what's the big

future in the news? What are they doing? What are that about it? Congratulations, Pablo, would have sufficed, perhaps. So creative. It would have been harder. Pablo being in the Pablo announcement, too, would be more than a typical. A bit of an overthink. Yeah, very artsy.

I was just told what to do. It doesn't need a chain email, folks. Just congrats and announcement. Okay. Where were you on the front end of this? I wasn't, thank God, I wasn't one of the 27 people on that chain. Okay, but anybody. I can only say no so many times.

Yeah, the people that said no, typically are left off those chains. How many takes said that? I'm just, anybody could have said something on the front end of that. It's not helpful to say it on the back end. It feels good, though, to say it on the back end. Dan wants to act, all right. No, Dan didn't really want to. Who made you act?

Have they ever watched? Jujoo. You look so good, Billy. Go ahead. I'm sorry, Juju. I was just about to say, what's the endgame Spence? But your billy looks great. He does, right?

Thank you. I'm happy to report. No dicks on your head. Oh, good. Congratulations, Billy. What did I miss in the WMBA, Juju? Oh, man. Every member of the Indiana fever has gotten season injuries right now.

Besides Kelsey Mitchell and a couple of the girls, I'm exaggerating for sure. But yeah, the fever, they have an entire different team. Asia Wilson. Remember a couple weeks ago, we was like, dang, what's going on with Asia Wilson? Will she be, right? The aces have gotten it together. like have no fear they are clicking at the right time Jewel Lloyd decided to start coming out the bench

and that helped tremendously. They're now in fourth place in the entire W put it together at the right time in the Atlanta Dream, number two team in the entire league right now. I'm not going to elaborate but keep an eye out for the dream even though we had a tough loss last night in Vegas at the buzzer. Well, wait a minute. That's a big deal,

Juju, because you've not had a good Atlanta dream team have you like right never not not in my existence as a dream fan we have been the bottom of the league i'm talking about the arena was me rene montgomery and these two brothers that be coming to the game out of time like we have been on the bottom of the league for a while so being here is it feels great that's a big deal man like that that has been so rene montgomery has turned around the atlanta dream franchise like in a way that's obvious right now right very very very very very obvious and the people give her like so much love the little girls after the game they all run up with them want to pitch with Renee and even the older ladies they want to picture with Renee because

they were there during the pandemic where vote war knock and all of that stuff really changed the direction and the trajectory of the Atlanta Dream franchise salute that's a cool story let's update some polls here before we get out of here for the day and it is really nice to see you guys again and and be back it's been it's been fun and I missed you guys so what are we have on the polls? Does every single man over 40 years old think that he is 20 years younger?

87% of the audience says, yes, they do. Damn. Should the goal posts be closer together? Definitely. 54% of the audience says, yes, they should. Wow.

Also, Dan, you miss C.D. Lamb almost got his back snapped in half by a referee. It sounds crazy. but it happened is a 15 to one blowout more impressive than a 14 to zero blowout this has never happened before in the history of the show no 50% of the audience says yes 50% of the audience says no that can't be true it's crazy he's telling right it's it's AI it's artificial intelligence it's Photoshop is Tom Brady still the face of the NFL 60, 3% of the audience says, no, he is not.

Shock. Right. Shut up, kids. 95% of the audience says yes. Yep, yep. It's not even a question. But look at Billy. No, cha, cha, cha.

No one has more popular opinions than, matter of fact, Billy. I mean, shut up kids. It's easy. Cha, cha, cha. You ever been to a lot of parties? Say cha, cha, cha, cha. I have. Oh, gosh.

Now they, and these kids. How old are you now? They just stop. They don't stop. Now it's how older you are, and then they count until the end it's like in. Are you one? Are you two? That's the one.

Are you three? Are you four? And in my family, then we sing in Spanish. Johnny Damon, bring this up to you. Never ending. My God. It's going to be so much deathy by the time. over.

Go on, sorry, Billy. No. I stepped down over your dreams right there. That's on me. No. Hey, Jude, you know Vince Carter

was like a part owner of the bills? Yeah. Him and T-Met. I had no clue. I was watching Hard Knocks like two episodes ago and I was like half watching and I was catching up

and then I was like, I'm pretty sure that's Vince Carter, but he's talking about what it's like being a receiver catching passes from a quarterback. Like, is that just someone that used to be in the NFL that looks like Vince Carter

so I had to rewind. I'm like, no, that's that's Vince Carter. Vince Carter just thinks now that he's a partial owner of the NFL team that he knows what it's like being an NFL player and he's just telling anyone that'll listen. Yep, that's my 100% algorithm. As soon as that move was made, algorithm me. My algorithm is just a lot of boobs.

Go on. Have you ever heard a title of a movie better than if I had legs, I'd kick you? 68% of the audience says no they haven't it really is a great movie title you guys are still with me I was thinking about this while I was in the deep ocean that jaws wouldn't have been a hit if it had been titled as they suggested what's that

gnawing on my leg but it's a better movie title right because the other sounds like a comedy what's that knowing on my leg but if it were jaws it could be the same movie anyways yeah but anyway I was like I was saying Johnny Damon made a return since you've been gone too

And he has turned into an absolute hunk You got to check it out Wait a minute So Johnny Damon has cleaned everything up And is now working out And now he's beefcake No the opposite Looks really good

Yeah it's awesome though Looks like a front man for the war on drugs Deep Sea snorkeling Yes or no 74% of the audience says No and those are your pose Oh wow Valerie Okay. She's going to be very disappointed to learn that because she thought she was so right.

And, yeah. Last thing before we get out of here, I was what they call it, ball sacked because Brock Bauer still has his hair. So he should be on the come on home list. You feel me? Check out DLS hoops right now. Please subscribe. We need your help over there. We're averaging now. We was at 13 views of episode. Now we're up to about 23. So your help is definitely appreciated. You feel me? Come on.

Yeah, let's go. Lastly, happy birthday to my daughter, Lewis, man. I've seen another year around the sun. A guy that works with my mom. Beautiful wife. Come on, man. Happy birthday, brother. Greg, which one's Lewis?

To him. The one giving the haircut. I don't care. Good luck. Comedy.