The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: The Countdown

Episode Date: June 11, 2024

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Greg, do you realize that while I was counting us in, you just fumbled with your microphone in a way that suggested you had no earthly idea that I was counting us in? I heard counting in the background. I thought a rocket was about to take off at Cape Canaveral or something. I wasn't sure exactly what was being counted down.

Are you a countdown or a count up guy, Greg? I'm a countdown guy. I like a good 10, nine, eight. I love a countdown. Yeah. You count up, Billy Greg? I'm a countdown guy. I like a good 10, 9, 8. I love a countdown. Yeah. Okay. You count up, Billy? I mean, it's weird.

Sometimes. If you're taking a photo of somebody, are you a 1, 2, 3, or 3, 2, 1? 3, 2, 1 for me. Yeah, you gotta go 3, 2, 1. It's always a 4 count too because then is the photo. Right. It's 3, 2, 1 photo. I don't perk up until I hear the word 1.

Right. Really? Yeah. You don't want to waste the smile. Exactly. That's when you start taking things seriously. Yeah, that's what you were pounding on that keyboard right before Dan got you know what? I'm trying to multitask. You know I'm a man of many jobs checking downloads many hats No, I was you know I don't want to get in the weeds here But I was texting back a Miami Herald related wow and you know it's important stuff little inside info So forth and so on you know yeah, I wish we had your undivided attention. I know you're very good now I know that perfect one

You're perfect just the way that you are But I do wish you concentrated on this job that we're paying you for while you were here But I understand why you would take your work of the last 20 30 minutes or so and say no, I nailed it I'm perfect at everything happening around here. I don't need to get any better. Yeah, but here's the thing. Okay, let me draw an analogy to hockey. Okay, when the two guys are about to take a face-off, but the puck hasn't been thrown down yet, the music is still playing. Why? Because the clock's not running until the face-off actually starts. When I hear Dan counting down, five, four, three, two,

the music's still playing because the show hasn't resumed. When I hear one, my rabbit ears perk up. Here I go! Game face. Red light Cody. When the red light goes on, he starts coughing violently because he's always ready for the moment. Hold on, let's

let him, let's let him, we don't want him to pass out here. Let, just get it all out, Greg. Get it all out. Don't hold your breath. This might be the last one. Don't hold your breath. Just get all of it out. I'm good now. I've been fighting, I'm over Medicaid. I've been fighting issues. My bronchial issues are really, when I have a cold on top of what I deal with every day, it's really tough for me, and what a trooper I've been. Yeah, you have been.

Plus you took a victory lap, I mean. Yeah. He's got the asthma inhaler. I was gonna say, Dan, in your defense, he's really hurting though. Let's let him have this out, because he's passed out a couple of times. There have been a couple of times.

We've worn out the workhorse today. Hitting out all this coughing. No, we're gonna leave it all in, including you fiddling with the microphone at the very beginning of it. I apologize. The rabbit ears were up though. Take your time, Greg, please stop panicking.

Take your time. Please take your time. We've got it. Get the asthma inhaler, do not pass out again because you're coughing too much It's happened twice already because you get self-conscious. Please just take it easy Don't don't I feel it don't try and stifle it out Anyway, I'm gonna cough to get off even that like five for the guys for the face-off before a hockey game, they're ready.

They're in position. Thank you, Stugats. Helmets are on, sticks are in hand. They're ready at 5. They're ready to play. But Craig takes his time and takes the leisurely route and is so good at this, again, so perfect at it, that he can wait until the very last second and is so good at this again so perfect at it that he can wait till the very last second and then when the red light comes on yeah

he ravineers he's ready to go thank you Billy Billy knows but the last couple of days because we've had a fun couple of shows there have been a handful of topics that I really wanted to get to that I did not and so I will allow you guys to pick one of these it's one of six things i've wanted to talk about one and only one one and only one and jason kelsey uh... says that he does not wash his feet and this is something uh... all over culturally all over people are looking at jason kelsey and they are questioning the hygiene of white people because of this this is different america so that is on the table i learned this weekend this is something i did not know keke hernandez was wired

for sound and made an error while wired for sound and they said you regret that he's like no i like money he gets paid ten thousand dollars for wearing that wire fifteen thousand during the postseason it's not something that i knew until that moment i love wired for sound it's real actual access to the players in texas so kiki wire is another option yes i'm gonna give you six of them and i want you to choose one of them one and only one calcium uh... in texas uh... the recruits are walking into the facility in their lamborghini is

everywhere and i just delight in the fact that i only johnny manziel got in trouble for autograph sessions and now we're at just Lamborghini's outside. So I want to get to that, but it's up to you whether or not we get to that or not. Because as I said, there are a number of things that I wanted to talk about here. The Savannah Bananas sold out a game at Fenway Park. The resurgence of minor league baseball

through this uniquely creative thing is something that I'm interested in, but i don't know if you're interested in it at all jay-lo canceling her tour well i thought that what what are you doing that i'm a jail a hitter it's canon everyone hates jail on i've been confused i've been there for years now but a lot of people are there and i'm legitimately confused by it. I don't know if that interests you guys at all, does it? Does it interest anyone?

We still have one more option. That's five, you said six. Should we spin the wheel? Right now I have Jason Kelsey, I have Kiki Weier, I have Texas Lamos, I have Savannah Bananas, I have J.Lo. And the other one was Eddie Hall, the world's strongest man, had a fight in an octagon with two opponents, and he won, and the video I thought was amazing. Because he's fighting two guys at once in MMA. He's much- Looked like me and Jeremy were trying to fight him.

He's much bigger than both of them. Yes, but the knockout was still impressive. These are fighters. These are professional fighters. They are smaller than him, but it went poorly for the both of them. So those are the six topics. You're allowed to pick one, one and only one.

Who gets to pick? Do we discuss this? Like, is there one that stuck out for you guys? What do you think? I vote for Greg to pick. Well, there's a clear choice for me. If I saw that guy at the beach, I'd go, have a salad, will you? But yet, here he is.

The world's strongest man. Have a salad is what you'd say. Do you want your options again? No, no, I know them. And for me, it's Kelsey's feet, you know, without any question. But I... Jason Kelsey definitely doesn't get enough attention, so that's a good choice. But I'm willing to go anywhere.

No, you can choose that. Chris Cody has been mocked by Roy and others because he doesn't wash below the knees. It's just the water runs down there and that's what's taking care of it. It's foul for a number of different reasons. Well, if I'm dirty, if I just play golf and my ankles are dirty, I will. But on a normal shower, if there's no dirt down there, yeah, I just let the water do that. Do you guys have different levels of shower?

Cause all dependent on what my activity was for the day, take a different level of care in the shower. Well I think Chris just acknowledged that. Yeah. If he's playing baseball, he will bend down and watch his ankles. Right, but if there's just like a day where like, all right, I showered the day before, and all I've done is like, run out to Publix,

and I just won't shower. With in-air conditioning, then I just won't shower. But if, you know, hey, I'm coming into work the next day, or something like that, you know, you wanna take a shower, but it's like, eh, I'm not gonna clean every crevice of my toes. Chris Cody learned whatever was to be learned here, learned poorly from, at the feet of, the literal feet of- The unw here learn poorly from at the feet of a bit the literal so i watched at the on one of the other man

who literally washes his hair shampoo is it in the pool because he does not know not every door and i explain to you jeremy how disgusting all of this is that so many people do not know how to clean themselves even if i'm of of allowing you the liberty of uh... choosing from time to time, depending on your activities, the person birthing this discussion is an offensive lineman. What he's doing daily is disgusting. Like his feet out of those socks must be a horror. And the idea that that man does not clean his feet is an offense to hygiene everywhere. He's in pain, man

I mean sort of depend for Jason Kelsey So you're scrubbing your feet and ankles every shower. No, I didn't if I were an offensive line I did not say that offense. No, you know, you're a podcaster which might be that's also more his socks every day are Disgusting every day right now his point was his point was he keep washes the hot spots The between the toes is a hot spot when you're an offensive lineman. You're a lebatard over here, a spokesman for the soap industry. Where are your hot spots, dad? There's only three areas you have to watch.

Three areas? Yeah. Under one pit, under the other pit, and region. Yeah, that's all Quite frankly the crack of the ass don't sleep on that. You gotta The region I thought that was that's for Quite frankly the crack of the ass, but you know what I have gone ten years without Touching my toes in a shower. We can tell. I mean, you know, unless I'm working barefoot in the yard, I don't feel the need to soap lather between my toes. Do me a favor, please.

Put it on the poll, Juju at LeBittard Show. Have you gone 10 years without touching your toes in the shower? And also, the episode description on this must have the phrase and the crack of your ass. Yeah, you have to. You know, you keep the gooch clean. Oh, God. He's right.

Oh, you always say that in your ear. He said it in mine and I rejected it. Gucci man.