The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: The Deck Shoe

Episode Date: January 3, 2024

Jessica explains how and why she took off Greg Cote's deck shoe. Greg wants to be the commissioner of footwear. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. Greg, if I'm being honest, I did not mean to take your shoe off when we were in the penalty box. That was crazy. And that's my bad. I was trying to... How'd that go for you? Are you okay from it?

Because that's grossly. Seriously. It was so stunning that I literally escaped the jail. I mean, ran past the guards and everything. I was trying to contort his foot in a way, which I could show his lack of socks. And have you busted out the new ones yet? Are you still rocking the old ones? I'm still rocking the old ones.

Those have a stench to it. You pick that up. That is, you should wash your hands. No, she was horrified. You didn't see this. It wasn't on the camera, but it's like in the cartoon where you break open the bars and she found an uncommon strength. Yes. Unbelievable. And I apologize for my foot, but again, it was your doing to take off the shoe. It was it was an

accident. But what's wrong with not wearing socks? I don't get that. I think so I used to wear yeah, I used to wear deck shoes frequently for some reason. I don't know why. What was, what phase was this? This was like post high school early college. For some reason I was just like, I didn't wear sneakers, I didn't really get that whole thing, and I was just like a lazy person who'd put my empty little foot into a deck shoe. But if you're doing deck shoes with socks, you're not doing duck shoes correctly.

Greg is right. Yeah, but that's what's gross. So I used to wear these shoes all the time. Like Greg does naked foot in the shoe and they would be sweaty and they would be gross and the inside of the shoe would be dirty. And if they get wet, it is ruined. It smells forever.

It does. And you often wear them out like doing yard work and stuff. Like you're not just wearing these out to dinner. You're wearing them everywhere. It's an old purple shoe. It's not though. That's what I learned by being, you know, a gross little,

little, 18 year old. You need to go back to deck shoes. You really do. We can discover the deck. I feel so good with my little toes in a sock. Really? I love my my the feeling of my little toesies and one of those tight little socks. Oh, it's the best feeling. My feet get warm in a sock and for some reason or another my feet don't sweat. I don't believe that.

No, no, they don't. My feet don't sweat. I could I could walk over a bed of coals and my feet would not sweat. I doubt that. I do, I believe that. My feet are made of leather. You have hobbit feet, is my feet. I do, I have hobbit feet. You mean? Yeah, I do. His feet have seen things. If I lit a lighter and put it up to my dad's foot,

it would take him about two full minutes to notice. It's because I should do that on air. You know what, I grew up on a pebble drive. My feet became leathery and they still are. Right. I have alligator feet. I like a good thick sock. Oh, no.

Do you love a thick sock? Yeah, a good nice padding cushion. I like a thin sock right up to my ankles. Shows just a little bit outside the sneaker, but not too much. Yeah, exactly. Socks are really coming back into style because there was like five years where the sockless loaer look was so fashionable. And now, dorkier looking socks are back in.

Like the thicker socks, the pattern dress socks, those are all the way back right. So you're saying what I do now, used to be popular. No, and what you do now is... Well you just, isn't, debt shoes and loafers are like the same thing. No, I'm talking like dress shoes without socks.

I'm not talking about your gross little, with all due respect, spares or docked sideers, whatever they are. Yeah, I'm a spary man. You don't wear dress shoes without socks. That I will not abide. Yes, it's in, that's in. Yeah, it was in.

It wasn't. No, but it's been in for a while. No, it was in. It's still in. Like a shorter propped trousers. I thought Tony, I saw Tony doing it on New Year's Eve. Okay, it's in. If I were the commissioner of footwear,

like I'm the commissioner of the holiday season, the first thing I would do is ban no socks with dress shoes. I just wouldn't have it. Anything else? No, I'm a strong commissioner. I think Chris Wittingham would agree with you. I bet Chris Wittingham saw Toreco and Collinsworth in their New Year's Eve taxes

and was just absolutely tickled by it. Which I will agree it was adorable. But Greg, is New Year's Eve not considered a holiday? Like this may be in your jurisdiction. No, it is. Yeah, New Year's Eve is considered a holiday. I don't have a lot of New Year's Eve rules though. You know, it doesn't bother me.

Just get out of neighborhood do you say about neighborhood fireworks? I want neighborhood fireworks to go as much as they want to in the appropriate time frame. What is that? I don't... New Year's Greg. New Year, mid-afternoon, New Year's, mid-afternoon until 2 a.m. Oh, so 2 a.m. 2 a.m.

Cut off, right? Okay, it's appropriate. Once the last time you've seen 2 a.m. Cutoff right okay, okay, okay, once the last time you've seen two a.m. I mean, you know, it's been a while after the But but don't be doing fireworks the day before and don't be doing I heard fireworks last night Yeah, my neighbor is it new year's Eve and Fourth of July? Is that it? For for my rulemaking for fireworks. Oh for fireworks, yeah, I would say that's it. Yeah, if I hear it, if it's not Fourth of July or New Year's, and I hear fireworks, I assume it's gunshots.

I have a question for the commissioner, when do you stop wishing people a happy New Year? I will tolerate you can go to January 5th. The fifth? Yeah, you can go to the fifth. You can go to this Friday. Once it gets to be Yeah, you can go to the 5th. You can go to this Friday. Once it gets to be this coming weekend, no, don't be seeing it anymore. Izzy Gutierrez famously hates when people say happy New Year

after New Year's. Should I call him right now and like on air? You have to the 5th, I mean. I say do it. He's gonna be really mad. Yeah. If somebody, like I saw some people today that I hadn't seen until, since last week,

if I'm wishing you all a happy new year today, there's nothing to say. I wish the cutoff for that to be. The big. I wish people a happy new year today. So where's the cutoff, dad? He just said the fifth. Well, what if you see someone for the first time

on the sixth, what happened now? I might say happy new year with that caveat. And I know it's the sixth already, but I haven't seen yet. Happy new year. Happy three kings day. You're gonna say that whole thing. Yeah, I might say that whole thing.

Well, you have to. The caveat. It's a little bit of a preamble for just a happy new year. I love a preamble. We know it. I really do. In a post-present. All right, dummy up.

Call him. Call him. Call him. Call him. Call him. Call him. I never call him. He's gonna be like, what's happening?

You're a call, head down. Classic. Classic, easy. Probably taping around the horn. Yeah, he's gonna be like, what, what's happening? You're a call, he's a classic. Classic, classic, easy. Probably taping around the horn. Yeah, that's right. I also think the later it gets the more you're after say HNY, because that's like saying, love ya instead of I love you, HNY is a less formal

having new hair. I'm a big HNY guy. Are you really? Oh yeah, and a big ILY, not a love ya. Love and I, oh my. So after the fifth, you're saying HNY. But HNY lasts for another couple of days. It's got a longer shelf for now.

Does HNY set off the fireworks on the iPhone? No. No, it does not. It should. Yeah. Just like HB for Happy Birthday. Do you like the fireworks on the iPhone? I do like it.

Really? I love it. Sometimes a little starling right at the beginning, my girl is happening. I like the little balloons for Happy Birthday. Yeah, it's nice. But like we discussed earlier with Reese Davis, sometimes when you're feeling a little insecure,

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