The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: The D**k Move

Episode Date: July 30, 2025

"I thought you were more of a bottom." JuJu has a report after the incident at last night's Atlanta Dream game in which a phallic object was thrown on the floor. He also has a list of Top 5 People That Look Great for Their Age. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Thank you, Amin. Now, I'm gonna ask you three in there, big baseball fans. Do you guys know who the player named Nick Kurtz is? Yup, I was very worried about this the other day on ESPN radio.

Last name Dale? Again, horrible bosses too, look it up sometime. Now Nick is a rookie for the athletics. There you go, is it your mic's sometime. Now Nick is a rookie for the athletics. There you go, is your mic's on now? He's a rookie for the athletics and he has this month in July, 13 doubles, 11 homers and one triple. The 25 extra bases, extra base hits

are tied for the most by an MLB rookie in a single month in the modern era since 1937. Now say his name real fast three times. I will not do that. Yep, don't wanna do that. What are you doing there? What? You just said it so slow last time.

I thought maybe Nick Cardell. Wanted to make sure you guys heard what I was saying. Chris, Chris, the other day, he became just the second player in baseball history, joining top Jew, Sean Green, became just the second player in baseball history, joining top Jew, Sean Green, became just the second player in MLB history to have a four home run game while also going six for six. A bonus stat of the day brought to you by Miller Lake.

Is there a Jew power ranking? I was gonna say, are the top Jew, what is that? Is he top? Why is he top? He's number one. He's top Jew. No, over Sandy? Colfax, come on, man.

Sandy Colfax is also top Jew. Oh, okay. So you can have multiple top. Of course, man. Sandy Colfax is also top Jew. Oh, OK. So you can have multiple top. Of course. What's the team? Don Drysdale. I'm a top Jew. Well, I don't know about top.

I don't know about top. There are lots of top Jews. I thought you were more of a bottom. So you can. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Jesus. People think I'm Jewish because of my name. Yeah, really?

I like the guy at the pool. The guy at the pool party. Yes. Hey, speaking of Jews, we got Juju on the line. Juju, what's up, man? I'm a top Jew for sure. You got to know, man. Salute.

You know, Jerry Judy, Jerry Judy, remember when he was like at the Combine, I think it was, before he was drafted, and he used to wear a Jewish star? Yeah, the Star of David. And they asked him, like, why do you wear a Star wear star Davey goes? Well, I'm not Jewish, but you know my friends they all call me Jew So I wore star David you know So you know what?

He's top two Sammy Davis jr. Of course top two. Yep, junior also. Yep. That's right. Do do All right, so we got a lot to get to. We got polls, we got top fives to get to. Before we get to that, were you at the dream game? Because I won't lie, the first thing I thought about when they showed that video was like, is Juju there? Is Juju a witness? Of course, I'm always at every single dream game.

Okay, so take us through the play-by-play of your, you're watching the game, it's a close game, it's a heated game, and then they stop the game for a second, what happened? Bruh, so Tiffany Hayes was at the top of the key, you know what I mean? It was a clutch time, two tie game. Tiffany Hayes, one of my favorite players ever,

at the top of the key, pulls up from three, gets it blocked, and then so at the top of the key, pulls up from three, gets it blocked. And then, so it's chaos on the court, chaos. And then I think Chicha Zandolosini got the ball and then all of a sudden, bow. And me being a Buffalo fan, I knew what it was, mere flight. So you saw it in the air because of how vibrant it was.

The Bills experience has taught you, like, oh, we got another one. Exactly, but the wilder thing is the referees saw it and let the play continue. Come on, WNBA referees, what has to happen? Because through the grace of God, it didn't hit nobody. It landed on the free throw line during crunch time. Somebody probably threw the thing

and got the hell on instantly because play stopped instantly and they tried to find someone. But the reason the play stopped so long wasn't because they were trying to find them. The Valkyrie tried to get the game forfeit when that happened. They was like, nah, we don't feel safe.

We cancel the game, let's go. They forfeit this game because of that. And so that took a little bit of time to kind of iron out. That's a little weak sauce on the Valkyries there. It wasn't that. You said it, I didn't. Come on. Right, but very dangerous play.

Kudos to the brother sitting next to Renee Montgomery. When it hit the ground, he kicked it under the chair like nothing, like play ball. Like, so salute. What if the game did get canceled? What's that headline reading? Man, that would have been, that would have been the funniest headline ever.

Dream gets shafted. Dick move. Right. Juju, was something, something happened that made somebody wanna throw, you know, usually it's like a bad call or something like that. Was there something that preceded the play that would make someone angry enough to throw something?

Nah, this was just a- Random? Yeah, this was a random, cause the game was too good and the calls weren't going great for either team. So I think this was just a random guy trying to, you know what I mean, foolishly make his name out there. It's still a D move.

It's still very unsafe because like I say, bruh, if that thing would have hit somebody, whole different topic today, you feel me? I think you could call it a dildo move. That's fine to say. Yeah, I'm wondering, it just felt like it was the last minute of the game and this person was gonna do it

just before he or she left regardless, right? Right, right, regardless. Like my dog Matt, I know the person who threw the dildo in Buffalo. I know that brother. Oh really? And he ain't have no rhyme or reason behind that. He went to the game with a dildo, chonked that guy when he seen Tom Brady in the end zone. Did he get a new one or? How did he smuggle it in? There we go. See, I'm glad y'all brought it up. At the dream game,

How do you smuggle it in? There we go. See, I'm glad y'all brought that up. At the dream game, I love my Atlanta dream, but I walk in the game, I never check my pockets. Only thing I keep out and put in the thing and before I walk through the detector is my phone. I be having headphones, I be having everything in my pocket.

Wallet, keys, it don't never go off. So I'm pretty sure the person just walk right in with it. Wow. Tighten it. Wow. Tighten up. Well. Do you ever walk through these modern, like security things like those, like where you're just walking through an essential, like the field goal posts.

They got at the Marlins. I'm always just like, this is more convenient, but I don't know if I trust this. Like security wise, are you really catching everything? I don't understand some of them. I don't know what the difference is. Some of them you got to take your stuff out and put it in the little dish.

And then others, they want you to take your stuff out, but you could hold it. What would that do? I'm gonna tell you right now, man. The most annoying one in the world, in the world, is right across the street at Casilla Center. Cause that one will be, I had changed. They have actual security.

Well, I had changed in my pocket. I was like, oh, that's it. I'm like, I had a quarter. It's like a quarter is gonna set this off? Come on guys. Adjust those settings a little bit. 20 CB. Miami Vice.

But yeah, also in the WNBA All-Star weekend, they had strict security as well. My daughter Trista was with me. She had a little purse. It couldn't fit in this little cubby hole. Like the cubby hole was very tiny. If it don't fit, you can't bring it in. And so it was a line down the street

at the hotel across the street at the back check. Terrible, terrible, terrible. Right, missed the whole skills competition in most cases, most people, because it was only 20 minutes each. Skills competition, then three point contest, nothing. And at a predominantly women's sports, they can't even bring any person in, crazy.

Always trips me out, the whole purse policy. Like it's gotta be clear, like, okay. I saw those clear bags everywhere and I'm just like, what kind of trend is this? This is terrible and I realize, oh, the people that are trying to go places. Anytime they're trying to get into a venue for a concert, I know Chris Brown concert tonight, Lone Depot Park,

it's gonna be a zoo over there if everybody have clear plastic cases though. Why not just get metal detectors that work very well? Thank you. Thank you, Juju. Another hack, have kids. Cause they let you walk in with a diaper bag. If you're holding a kid, they let you take in a diaper bag.

Oh, you can put anything in a diaper bag. Phones, wallets, keys, everything. Brass knuckles. Dildos. McDonald fries. That's with put anything in it. Phones, wallets, keys, everything. Brass knuckles. Dildos. Dildos. McDonald fries. That's with a spike in it. No. McDonald fries, nice.

McDonald fries would be amazing. Juju, we started the show talking about top five players or players that we thought would be great but turned out to be not. You have a top five of such, correct? Yeah, top five people who I thought were gonna be super duper stars, but fell a little short of that goal.

OLI Luther Head. Wow. Oh, Illinois. Yeah. Lost a lot of money. I thought he was out of here. I bet on Arizona. Thanks a lot Channing Fry, you bum.

OLI Trent Richardson from Alabama. Yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one. Was Luther had Darren Williams' back court mate? Yes. And then D Brown, the other D Brown, was the third guard there, because he's a three guard lineup.

Brown straight a first round pick for Richardson. He was terrible. Right, damn. Last Oli, Shabazz Napier. Oh. LeBron is your friend. LeBron likes it. Hey, we got another one coming up.

This, what's his name? Bronny. No, no, no, not that one. The shooter, the shooter who was like, oh, LeBron loved him. I loved him all year long. And now he's like, he played terrible at Summer League. The guy got traded to Charlotte,

and then they rescinded the trade. None of this is ringing a bell. Connect? Yeah, don't connect. There you go. Oh yeah. Number five. Sometimes y'all let me out.

I just don't think of it as just a shooter. Everyone's been looking at me like, what are you talking about? Number five, D-Lo Brown from the Nation of Domination. I thought that brother was gonna take over wrestling at one point, and he did not. Number four, Sebastian Tailfair. Yeah, the legend salute man.

Number three, the Baja Man. Who let the dogs out? I thought that was going to skyrocket them. It did skyrocket them. Really? You thought they had more hits in them, huh? Yeah, I thought they had gonna skyrocket them. It did skyrocket them. Really, you thought they had more hits than them, huh? Yeah, I thought they had more. Oh, you wanted another single. Yeah, I wanted one more.

Number two, Eddie Curry. Oh, that's a good one. That whole draft class, Kwame Brown. Yeah, right. That Chicago Morning Show on ESPN, I was following the high school hoops. It had me fooled. Sean Dockery was another one.

Yep, Sean Dockery. Number one, Skip DeMalu, Rafer Austin. Oh, now hold on now. He had a good career. He had a great career. A great career. No, but on the other side, if you watch those M1 mixtapes, for the first time, and Rafer was the first skip the moves the first guy you saw

You thought that guy must be the greatest point out of all time get him to the NBA Hey, man, like the fact that he made the NBA was Incredible the fact that he lasted as long he lasted for a long time. He was a good rotation He was that game-winning shot. I was there for that. Yep against Dallas what a night Can I tell you my favorite Rafer Alston story? No. It's not necessarily. No?

OK. Move on. All right, fine. Go. It's not necessarily him. It's about him. But Rasul Butler, rest in peace. Was telling a story about how funny Eddie House was.

Because Eddie House is a comedian, man. That dude is so funny. Eddie's top. You want top, not one of those, but top locker room guys ever, ever. Amazing, ever. Hilarious. And so he was talking to Rasul Butler,

and I guess Rasul and Eddie were teammates, and now Rasul and Rafer Alston were teammates. And Rasul just could not stop laughing. He just kept telling the story after. He's like, man, I was just talking to Eddie House. And he was just saying, man, Rafer Austin's breath smells like burnt baloney. And I was like, Jesus Christ,

that is so specific, but so true. Like, Rafer would just be those big coffee drinkers. Just coffee, coffee, coffee. And you try to talk to him before a game and just like, oh God. But the burnt baloney line was just amazing. I love Eddie House. That is an Eddie house story

Dude, I was a jazz. I got something for you as well. Yeah, what the hell with your supermarket run-ins Yeah, this is what you do If you're not willing to just drop your groceries like Billy said cuz sometimes it's a drop your grocery situation But what I do is once I see him again on the serial aisle and I've already saw him by the greens You just look at him give him a fist pound and say the man Yeah, I just pretend I just like don't even look at you I like grab my phone I'll look at the aisles I'm studying that's the worst I don't need to. You're going to awkwardly not look at this man. That is a terrible thing.

They think I'm frugal and I'm good with my money. I did that. Get a load of this guy. First, he wants to tell us that filets taste good. Now he wants to tell us. Oh, good. What is wrong? That's what's wrong with society these days. These phones and social media, human interaction. Get your songs. Sometimes we got to get someone down.

We don't need to go every single aisle. I know, but be bold enough to say, what's up, brother? I'm not speaking to you again. There's nothing wrong with that. Just hit him with a cliche like, oh, look who it is. Small time, least everything. Or, what a small world. Long time, no see. Yes, long time, no see.

Right. Yeah, but learn how to deal with confrontation, everybody. It's not as bad as you think. You know what I mean? Just tell somebody how you feel and move on. Scared to death. How you feel, how you feel. Juju, we were talking about how good Pam Anderson looks

and as well as Dean Eason. You've got a top five of people who look amazing for their age. Top five amazing people who look amazing for their age. Yes, they're all amazing. O.L.I., Holly Berry. Oh, Florence. Forever. Yeah. Forever.. OLI, Holly Berry. Oh, forever. Forever.

Yeah. Forever. I haven't seen her in a while, but I'm sure she looks exactly the same. Forever. Forever. Right. I hope it's going to be ahead of her. OLI, Paul Rudd.

56. OLI. Crazy. Right. OLI, Lenny Kravitz. 61. How good is this list? Who are these five people you got?

Gotta Hog. That's a good one. Number five. Yeah, you remember that? You ever see that video where this whole deal popped out? Big old dick. That's, I mean, that's a power move. You're shredding on the guitar and your deal pops out?

Yeah, and he didn't know it either at first. And you're good with it? Oh, come on, hell no. No, he didn't know it at first. You'll know when your dick pops out. Big dick. he didn't know it either at first. And you're good with it? Oh, come on, hell no. No, he didn't know it at first. You'll know when your dick pops out. Big dick. He's got leather pants on,

he knew exactly when it popped out. Exactly, that thing went, I started breathing all of a sudden. It's windy in here. I know how much Juju loves pee-pee tuck. Put on a pole, I mean, do you know when it pops out? Number five, Jared Leto, 53 years old. No. Number five, Jared Leto, 53 years old.

No. He looks like heroin all the time. He's starting to look a little weird. He looks like heroin all the time. That's a good description. I'm not saying he's on heroin. No, he looks like heroin. He looks like heroin. I don't think he looks like heroin.

He looks like shit. No, I think so. Yeah, heroin. But a young shit. A heroin shit. No, I think so. Yeah, heroin. But a young shit. A heroin shit. Number four. At 52 years old, Pharrell Williams. Oh, that's a good one.

He's 52? Timeless. Vampire. Timeless. They've got pictures of him from the 1800s with that hat. Not a wrinkle. Yep, number three. At 53 years old, Sophia Vergara.

No way. Good list. I hear she's even more good looking in person. Really? At 53 years old, Sofia Vergara. Good list. I hear she's even more good looking in person. Really? That's a bad bunny smile. Bad bunny said, yeah. Number two. I'm not the translation one.

At 67 years old, Juan Carlo Esposito. Oh man. That guy does not do a good Spanish accent. Am I lying? I know that's what I'm saying, but they still keep casting him for Spanish roles and he doesn't do a good accent. He's got the Spanish name sounding. Chris you know why? You know why? Because he's Italian. Cause he's Italian! He was doing something. Thought that was from the good guys. Was he having a stroke? He was talking about. It's the other guys. It's the other guys.

It's the other guys. I also asked Alpha Mean for overacting whenever somebody didn't know a line from the other guys. Yeah. Pility, major sticking, whatever it is. Neither here nor there. Yeah. Juju Tamera, you think white person

or you think black person? I think of a sister named Tam that we call a tambour Man makes sense Alright at number one on the list Sorry, baby. I got a shout her out at 58 years old sell my high act 58 that's crazy Angela Bassett deserved to be on this list. Angela Bassett, them arms.

Mark Jones. Biceps. Right. Mark Jones. Mark Jones. He's a great one. The arms, the biceps. Oh, yeah.

61, I believe. Although you want to put in the color. I don't know. There might be a little. Oh. Yeah. Whoa. Little assistant.

E.D.'s. Little assistant. Allegations. It's the color. The color. I'm just saying. Negro. Ha ha ha.

Juju, we'll do the polls tomorrow. For sure. Thanks a lot. Thank you.