The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: The Door-to-Door Door Salesman

Episode Date: August 26, 2025

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Download the GameTime app, create an account, and use code Dan. That is D-A-N for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply. Swipe, tap, ticket, go. I want to update the polls from yesterday and today with Juju, but Greg Cody Tuesdays are Juju's favorite day. Greg Cody is, I think, his favorite personality around here. Certainly, Juju will have some thoughts on everything that happened today with Greg Cody's laptop, Greg Cody's shirt,

Greg Cody wasting bacon. Which one of these things do you want to attack first? Let's attack all of them, Juju. First off, I want to attack, what the hell is wrong with you, people? Like, I am disgusted by how y'all treated my big brother today. This is our friend. This is our brother. That was not brotherly loving.

And dare I say, that wasn't suddenly loved, brother Chris. You saw how mad my big brother was. Let's get that laptop in there. As soon as you see that look on his face, y'all playing with my brother. Then you got the nerve, Dan, to come out. form your lips and send him to the penalty box? Yes. Are you crazy?

Thank you. Thank you. Team Greg, 100%. Wherever the draft is Thursday, I'll still be there. Thank you. Go Lobos. You are always a big supporter of Greg Cody. It's totally reasonable to get that angry about people finding out whether you rank the

Dolphins 14th or 17th. Yes, it is. How about Greg Cody's shirt? How do you feel about Greg Cody's shirt and the mockery that Greg Cody's shirt has gotten today. Bevo 37 from YouTube says gray shirt is made out of bathroom wallpaper. An old woman's bathroom wallpaper. It's not even, it ain't a modern person's

bathroom. It's somebody from the 1950s. Right. They also had some stuff from my boy, Isner, too, today. That, oh, not that. Somebody from YouTube said that, it's not, it looked like he goes door-to-door selling doors. It did look like what he was wearing was permanently starched. It was unbelievably clean.

None of that clothes had ever had a wrinkle. He's on the U.S. Open coverage. He was there five minutes later. But yes, he looks like a door-to-door door salesman. QC. Man, 2000 says, Isner looks like a non-racist cop who doesn't approve of what his racist. partners I don't. A little bit starch.

Put this on the poll as well, Juju, for later for tomorrow at Lebitard show. Does John Isner look like a door-to-door salesman of doors? That can't be a good way to make a living, I don't imagine. Any thoughts on Greg Cody saying that wasting bacon is a crime? Did you say it was a misdemeanor against the arc of humanity? It's a high misdemeanor. I'm not going to call it a felony. But it's a high misdemeanor on the scale of human misbehavior.

You just can't waste bacon. Yeah, a fine should be attached, which made me think of some things that in life, that when you see them happen, they're so like, they're not crimes specifically, but when these things happen, there should be a fine attached. Come on, man. Arrest his brother, 24 hours. So what did it make you think of? Like, just an assortment of things that should be crimes that are not actual.

criminal? Yes, sir. My top five list of crimes that should be crimes that aren't crimes but could be considered a crime if you were a crime lord. Number five. Who else said? Oh, well, I. The Uber driver

talking on the phone. Come on, man. $100. That always bothers me too. I don't know why. It's not really bothering me that they're on the phone, but I'm always just like, they shouldn't be doing this. I don't like this. That's why. Other O-L-L-I lying on someone or getting caught in a lie, $200.

Pay you by Thursday. Number five, if you're a man and I can see your toes ever, $150. Even at the beach. Mm-hmm. A couple of those boys. Find some water shoes. Yeah. Number four, if you're on an airplane and you recline your seat back,

Sir, tap you on the shoulder. That'll be $300 in court. You're good rules. What's you saying to that, Zaz? What's the recline for? For sure. Yeah, I mean, yeah, when you have someone short behind you, you got a kid behind you, recline away.

But if the person behind you is of stature that seems as though you're going to affect this person, hey, man, decency here. Zazz doesn't know. There is a sadness. There's a sadness. sadness when you're on a flight and all of a sudden you just see that chair come back and you're like

okay I need to adjust now bother me I don't know yeah because you're short number three talking on your speaker phone in public the worst how many years is staying get mm-hmm

$400 number two being racist let's put a fine on that that's a good one it's a big one that's a good one worried about the executive border but There's nothing worse than that.

There's one worse than that, yes. Right. And number one, cutting someone off while they're already talking. Come on, man. Let the brother finish. Worse than racism. I so wanted to cut them off.

Yeah, I know. That's a big one. I was surprised to see that ranked ahead of racism. We ended racism, though, Dan. It's on the end zone. What did you think of the argument between Zaz and Billy to open the show about Zaz hating Billy's, the customers should get a football break in the middle of the season.

Yeah, bro. I think I'm on Billy's side, man. Just a league-wide mandated. Let's call it Love Day or Wives Day. Because we got 18 straight of them boys and our wives and our girlfriends. They just be there supporting us, getting the sandwiches ready. Okay, I know he's going to sit in the man cave for 19 hours a day. Let me find something to do.

Nah, just around week 12, 11. No football today. Today is about her. I love that idea. I mean, it's interesting that you mentioned the wives there. The NFL football, there's gambling, there's fantasy. Here we go. You know what wives love.

I mean, women can also love the NFL and people can also be married to people who are not women as well. There's that as well. Thank you. Thank you. Yes, you're welcome. I'm glad I could provide that for you. Salute to you. Yes, thank you.

I'm an ally. That's right. Right. You have feelings. Yes. Women do have feelings. That is correct. None of which are represented by this group of sausage presently in front of me.

Well, thank you for you. I love women. Speaking of women, Candice Parker had her jersey retired. What was interesting about that ceremony? Yeah, it was a great one. This is her second jersey that's been retired this year. The L.A. Sparks retired earlier, the number three jersey. The news, I mean, it was a great ceremony.

Everybody showed up. Kyle Copper. She came in. You feel me like? gave a nice little speech, and even though she plays for the Mercury right now, threw on the Chicago Stripes for the good old days. But the story from that, Candace Parker had said a couple things earlier this month or last month about how Angel Reese isn't necessarily ranked,

I think, like top five players in the W. And so the entire Chicago Scott came out in the shirts, the tribute shirts, and my sister, Angel, had her jacket zipped up. So that's making a lot of headways right now. now. It's like, oh, spicy. But even though Angel broke the record for double doubles last night, salute the angel, but yeah, spicy tea. By the way, Zaslo, some people have written in

that the way that Greg Cody talked to Chris Cody, that is how a father handles the children in his house. Interesting. I can't tell you last time my son stole anything from me. At Levitart Show on the poll, uh, Juju, you have in the way of updates going back to yesterday. Okay. Do the best award shows start with the opening number? Of course.

70% of the audience says, yes, they do. Does the middle name have any clout? 52% of the audience says, yes, it does. Wow, close. Speaking to clout, congratulations, Caitlin Clark. Nike revealed her new logo yesterday. I like it. Cs, triple Cs everywhere.

Have you ever used to? have you ever used the word rapy cack yeah 97% of the audience says no they have not start right biggest cowboy star cd lamb dat press dot or micha parsons 54% of the audience says micha parsons wow right let's take a break from the pose and also i want to read this right here happy birthday to james hardin happy 30s birthday to james hardin happy 30s birthday to james hardin I love you, brother. Happy birthday to him. I don't care.

Good luck. He's always there for me when I need a shoulder to cry on or just someone to tell secrets. Salute to my brother James. It's wasting baking a crime that should be punishable by law. 85% of the audience says, yes, it is. Does a punt sound like the word punt? Pun. 88% of the audience says, yes, it does.

Thank you. Punt. Punt. Big win for you. A lot of wins for you today, Cody. You got your computer back. Your son's going to go to the bank and try and deposit that you're threatening to not host your draft party on Thursday. Punt.

He has a bank. Right. And, Chris, I heard you had a little renters of some money. Let me borrow a couple hundred dollars for you. Neither here nor there. It's unknown. Last poll. Last poll.

Can you identify a sleep farter just by looking at them? 80% of the audience says yes you can and those are your pose thank you juju good talking we'll talk to you tomorrow yes sir