The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: The Doritos Lie (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Episode Date: October 23, 2025

"Is that a Yoda you just did?" JuJu's here with corrections for today's show and to update the polls, but he also wants to launch an investigation based on something from the previous hour. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Doesn't mean anything anymore. I'll be honest. The game was moving too fast for me last night. I don't mean like I couldn't actually. heat up. All the games are heat magic. Definitely heat magic. And what I mean by that is just I feel like the game, the things that are happening in front of you, the first three quarters, it doesn't mean as much when it's moving that fast. It's like, all right, let's just wait till the fourth quarter where it slows down a little bit and the possessions mean something. I felt

the game was too fast. It's how it used to be when you would get to the playoffs, right? Like it was the pace between the regular season and the postseason. Now it's literally in game for the first second and third quarter into the fourth quarter. I loved the fourth quarter of heat magic last night, but the first three quarters like, we're going to be doing Thursday Thunder here in a second with Juju, but I would imagine that most of the games went over last night, that there was just a ton of scoring everywhere, and that they're going to readjust the totals in these games because it felt like all of the games were going way over on point totals and that the scoring was totally insane. We're going to get to Juju in a second. But before we do that, I just

want Jeremy to give us all the things that we could have done better yesterday before Juju gets to all the things we could have done better today. Glad we waited until the postgame for this. OLLI, we spoke about the truly pathetic dolphins in like 12 different ways, including the second conversation we've had about whether or not Stephen Ross is a good owner or a bad owner before we ever got to the debut night of basketball NBA on NBC. Number five, we only spoke about one single player from that. in the first two hours of the show,

and it was Kevin Durant only in comparison to Brad Marshawn's legacy. It was a weird. That was so weird. What was, what were you guys doing? Number four, I can't believe he had Luca

at the top of the MVP when Wembe exists. Luca had 43, 12, and 9. It's Wembe of nobody. I was with you, Tony. It was Wembe before the season. It was Wembe the day the season started. It will be Wembe all season long,

and it will be Wemby until the day he retired. How could you be the NBA, NBA MVP? when you have zero games played. Exactly right. That was one Binyama. Thank you.

Number three, sucks. Was calling me the witty of Pablo's supposed to be an insult? Like, Dan, why didn't you know? I was pretty flattered by that, actually. Luca was definitely the MVP after Tuesday night. That's indisputable. I think they're both annoying.

I don't find them annoying. Number two, I can't believe in me and ask Jess, like, when's the last time you've been to the mall? I love the mall. The mall's great. You ever just walk around the mall and get a little Wetzels or Annie Ann's and just kind of stroll. You missed the joke, though. It was the chair company.

They were doing an inside joke on the mall. No, I mean, I get it, but it's still... Number one, whoever choreographed that basketball is backjack video, really talented, probably deserves a raise, and definitely very handsome. Undeserving number one, I regret, you know what? We've got a major penalty on Jeremy five minutes for being Jeremy. gonna get to juju's Thursday thunder it cashed juju cashed a Thursday thunder he went three for three last week no no no no no no no I went four for four my brother I'm sorry I'm sorry you had that

bengal stealers game you were all over that bengal stealers game let's do he's got a hot streak going sorry I am sorry I've insulted you juju by getting my facts wrong that's right it's Thursday Thunder, and it's presented by Draft Kings. Draft Kings, the crown is yours. Tuga, chooka, chooka, chooka, chooka, chooka, chooka, chooka, chooka, chooka, too. You know what that is? The Thursday Thunder winning tickets on the tracks right now for your boy. I'm going to go ahead.

I'm going to stop out of talking and get straight to it. Tonight, I'm going with my brother, Justin Jettas, for over 5.5. tonight from Carson Wins. Part two. I'm going with my other brother, T.J. Hockinson, for over 3.5 catches from Big O. Carson Wince tonight.

T.J. Hawkinson has been spooky lately. If Addison's come back and he's demanded a bunch of targets from that team that Hawkinson was getting, I'm a little spooked by that, Juju. Yeah. Guess what? Tis the season, baby. Change us out next week. And the last leg, I'm going with the biggest fantasy sensation right now. If you haven't added him to your tight-in depth list, beat your friends right now and get him right now.

I'm going with Orande Gadsden for over 4.5 catches tonight. Lock it in. I like all of those, actually. I like a lot of throwing tonight. the Chargers got to win that game, don't they? We're in the uniforms, they are. They've got the best coach in history, according to Zaslo. Was that Yoda you just did?

At Lebitard Show is where it is. You vote on the polls. Roy, can you get me real quick? The names that the FBI is giving their dual investigations, practicing in a mirror giving speeches, what are the names of these investigations? All right, 40, sports betting operation. Operation Nothing But Bet

And for the Illegal Poker Ring, Operation Royal Flush. That's a good one. Your winning streak has ended. At Lebitard show On the polls, Juju. That guy was practicing

those lines. He had three lines to deliver and that whole press conference was just to get off these three lines. Your winning streak has ended. Your luck has run out. And you can bet on that. He kind of petered out at the end. He was a little scared.

The inflection I didn't like there. Play the inflection one more time. And you can bet on that. It's almost like he got a sentence from another like paragraph and like put it in there. You got to emphasize the that at the end. On that. It's a top cop right there. And you can bet on that.

You got to have more confidence. It's more gravitas. The moment is huge. You got to meet the moment. Bet on that. That's right. Very well done, Tony. Yes. You got a pointed a camera. You've got to give an index finger. Yeah, once you give the index finger that shows strength and power. A finger gun. It sounded like Chris Cody at the end of a read, where he's just leaking confidence after he stumbled a couple of times. That's better than when I try to say hi to guests.

At Levitard show on the poll questions. What do we have today, Juju? I'm also willing to bet that that FBI agent, he was practicing that speech while watching Blazers wolves last night go down to the the wire, like, oh, another loss for my boy. Your winning streak has ended. Should Terry Rozier be arrested for his field goal percentage? 95% of the audience says, yes, he should. Damn it. It's not even innocent until proven guilty.

No need for due process. Just straight to jail. should betting on your team to win be legal for professional athletes 69% of the audience says yes it should thank you right nice incentive for my team to win I'm trying to coach them I'm trying to play good you know the money's not enough are you self-conscious about eating in a restaurant alone

73% of the audience says no they are not confidence right I also my auto bounds on me today coach I missed the Rachel Nichols poe it was something to do with nacho cheese Doritos I missed that one but I think Dan Dan for like the 10th time wanted

red versus blue Doritos put on the pole and show history I think that's probably been up there six or seven times I'm not gonna lie I go's history not a lie I go red I go blue and I'm not gonna lie I have breaking news I'm reporting news Rachel Nichols

may have told us a field earlier I'm not sure either she told us a fib or she told me a fib back when I was asking questions at NBA All-Star game a couple of years ago red Doritos or Blue Doritos her answer was she doesn't eat Doritos

she only eats Fritos I'm not saying check your sources The human palette changes every seven years Yeah that is true Last poll Should Terry Rosier be afforded due process for his field goal

percentage. Your winning streak has ended. 67% of the audience says, no, he should not be. And those are your pose. If you were throwing games for the Hornets, how would anyone be able to prove it? I did not know that the purple Dorito is better

than the blue or the red Dorito. Damn good Dorito. Burrito. Yes, sir. What happened there? Did I say burrito? I think you did. I couldn't have said burrito.