The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: The Garden of Eden

Episode Date: August 9, 2023

Tony recently returned from Key West and tells us all about this town full of naked Greg Cotes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. So Tony comes in despite having sat through a full beach conversation with what feels like another beach related take. I wouldn't say beach related because I was in Key West for a buddy's bachelor party, but there's really no beaches in Key West. It's just really rock and land and then weird beaches Yeah, it's more sand bar than beach, right? The keys you really need a boat if you have a boat in the keys It's kind of like you know, you're not doing the key and enjoy water sports because there's like Key West is also Weird place by the way weird place.'d say it's a unique place.

I wouldn't say it's weird. I've never been. I think weird is okay. I've wanted to go for a long time. You're saying, so there's different types of Key West. Like if you go to Key West, I would probably take out of your brain the idea of it being like a beach getaway, right? Right.

Key West is more of like you're just experiencing the town of Key West and the bars and the cultures and the cultures and the that's the way that's the way. By the way too much live music in Key West every bar has a live band. Hey buddy I don't care about you your rendition of Aerosmith like I want to hear whatever's the DJ's putting up but that's what Key West is all about. Too much music. He'll be just bars ways music. Yo Beach is bars and music. Key West is just an island full of Greg Coteys. And if that's your vibe, it's a great Greg Cote island. If that is your vibe,

you'll have a great time in Key West. And my glitch. There's chickens everywhere. There's kind of weird old, divy places. There's a lot of like, there's a nude bar. There's a lot of weird stuff in Key West.

Yes, but it is also the drive to Key West is one of the most gorgeous things you will ever see in your entire life. Takes a long time though. A little too long. It's long. It's a little too long, man. But it is one of the most beautiful things

I've ever seen, and it's only an hour and a half away from here. You gotta work in a DJ though. That's amazing. You gotta work in a DJ. Pablo, I'm a fashion for you. Have you ever wondered what Greg Cody would look like naked? Cause go right around Halloween time

and it's just every naked Greg Cody everywhere is there walking around painting. So nudity is not isolated to the nude bar. The nude bar is called the Garden of Eden by the way. Shout out to them. Wasn't it, it's called like fantasy fest or something? No, that's the festival that goes on. But there's a specific nude bar that's always popping.

And it's called the Garden of Eden. It's above like another bar. What do you do with your clothes? You like check them in? Yeah, I guess I didn't go. I don't know, but I'm guessing you check them in or leave your stuff at the door, you know? I do like Greg Cody, like a character in one of those

Renaissance paintings of the Garden of Eden, just like super hairy, habit feet. God touching him with the finger like that. Yeah. Is there a key east? No. No. I just was.

Feels like the direction is superfluous. We don't need to know. Well, key log go, technically is. Yeah, it's game maybe. Yeah, it's like the give it a name then, key wet. But in Spanish, where I'm guessing they colonized it, it's Gaiowese, which means bone. Oh. The bone key, which is not key west at in Spanish where I'm guessing they colonized it it's guy a whistle which means bone oh bone key which is not key west at all baby oh that makes more sense actually does it that actually yeah

bone key yeah like like that like green goes couldn't say it and they're like west it's key west exactly I think it's super far west though isn't it compared to the rest of the keys because it hooks down around it hooks down yeah Florida it hooks are the last or something have we talked you went to the keys are out of the key? Something about naked Greg. I'm in. It's all right. So I need to go to Hemingway's house and see the weird cats with the five toes.

Overrated. There's like literature. Oh, please. Oh, make me sound lame as hell. Literature. What? There's polydectal cats and they just hang out and you go up to them and they're just super chill and it's crazy. Wait, what's the polydectal cats and they just hang out and you go up to them and they're just super chill and it's crazy

Wait, what's a what's a home? What's a polydectal cat? They have they have an extra to be Wow, it's crazy an extra to be I mean, we were doing like experiments in the house and then just got all these cats No, that actually would make me want to go see the house. Yeah That was a cat. It's just an old-ass house. You got the Antonio Alfonsoca of cats. Mm-hmm. Oh, is that the guy with the the extra finger? Extra finger bean. Yeah.

Yeah. Now I like, look man, it sounds like a lovely place for someone who's not me. It's also really, really hot. Like when you go there, it's really, really hot. You see, you can't get in the water. I mean, if you're staying there, a hotel is being kicked.

There's no beach. Okay, there's no beach as you would think of a beach. I want to get into the water. Can I get in the water? Yes, maybe you could jump off something. Well, there are different parts of the keys. Key Largo has more beaches. You can go there more of a beach and a traditional beach.

And I think I, El Marrata has some beaches. Just Key Largo have these lovely bars. I don't know if the router doesn't really have the fish. The fishing spot. It's a good fishing is exactly the alert if you're Lehman. And I go for the views and the fresh seafood. Have you been to one of the full moon parties in Ilamarada? What's the full moon party?

Every party on a full moon. They get naked. I thought this was the another. No, it's not. It's not a newty day. Jump circle kind of thing. No, you wear your clothes. Sometimes.

Hmm. So Tony had a good time or a terrible time. No, I had a great time at my buddy's bachelor party. It was just those things that hadn't been to Key West and so long the last time I was there was, I was like 10. So it's been 20 so much years where I just haven't gone to Key West and I always think of it. But then I actually got to experience it as an adult

and I was like, oh, this is kind of weird. Cool. The take of too much live music is an odd one. It's nice. I am like a wedding. Do you have Nashville? A wedding band. Give me a wedding band over at DJ every time.

No. Every bar, public every single bar, the dirty hairries are playing every single night. Nobody wants to hear it. And covering Metallica again. Nobody wants to hear it. I found out that my sixth grade English teacher like retired from teaching and now is like plays at bars and the keys, which is just crazy to me.

He also obsessed. He sounds like a fun life. He was also obsessed with like a... Keven Arthur. Yeah. He's a whole thing. What is being obsessed with King Arthur means? He likes to pull a sword from a stone.

Ah, yeah. It's a dick joke. I know we got it. Thanks. Yeah. Why are you doing finger guns? Did you just do a, like, Kobe made a jumper into finger guns? Yeah.

Got a hold that one up too. It's all that's on the bright side of life. A goose neck. I pressed my button. Do you think Dan's been listening to these shows? I hope not get a text. I'll get a report later. Is that right? Fahidas. Oh. That's someone going to the bathroom.

Um, what? What? Is that actual Fahidas? I should order that. I'm gonna get a text. I'll get a report later. Is that right? Fahidas.

I thought it was someone going to the bathroom. Um, what? What? Is that actual Fahidas? I should order that. I should order that. I should order that. I should order that.

What? What? Is that actual fajitas? I should order that.