The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: The Headly Challenge (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Episode Date: February 25, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:26 Have it all with BYU on Disney Plus. All right, Greg Cody. That was mean. the Greg Cody show. It wasn't me. Your son did it. All right. Your son cut you off there. That we were not in cahoots. I was trying to set you up. I want to know which is the best. You did a terrible job setting up is what you did.
Starting point is 00:00:44 I handed him a little bit of a grenade. I did. But again, I mean, if you didn't ruffle the papers for 30 seconds, you know, we would have gotten it out. All right. Give it to us, Dad. Okay, number 35. Let's go States. Wow. That's low. That's high, dude.
Starting point is 00:01:03 I don't know what it is. I thought it'd be better. Did you see that Mike Ryan when he was handed the microphone at 11 the other night to pump up the crowd with Team USA celebrating? Yes. He closed with a Let's Go States. I was honored by that. I was very honored. You weren't there, were you?
Starting point is 00:01:20 No, I was past my bedtime. Yeah, you didn't make it. Let's bring Juju aboard. Hello, Juju. What's up, my brothers? I'm coming correctly today for the Miami show since that turncoat, Dave Damash. He doesn't know how to appreciate good content, and he wants to wipe it with his behind and says, black and yellow over bread, white and blue.
Starting point is 00:01:41 That's what I said, and I stand by it. And did I see you when I was in the penalty box? I hope I didn't see what I think I saw, which was you put a terrible towel towards your butt? Whoa. Did that happen? Because... No, it wasn't terrible towel. Okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:01:57 It was one of those terrible Steelers jerseys with the stripes. The black and yellow. The bumblebees. Are you, that's a great, that, by the way, is a great uniform. That uniform sucks. Oh, I just lost all credibility. I love, I'll criticize Steelers' uniforms. I don't like the gold helmets with the white pants.
Starting point is 00:02:16 I hate those. But the jailbreak uniforms were great. I'm with Dave on this. I kind of like those. They were good. But Juju, you make a bold fashion play here yourself. You have a Dan Marino-era jersey on Dolphins, but your ball cap says 21st Century Dolphins logo.
Starting point is 00:02:32 The one that plays. without a helmet. It's unsafe. What message are we sending to the kids and fish of the world? You can play football without a helmet now? Fat, outrageous. You're right, bro. This is an era-on-era crime, but I happen to be headly challenged. I have one of the biggest heads in the entire world. I guess, ask me what size I had I was. It's embarrassing. Headly challenge. What size fitted you? Headly challenge. Brough, I wear an eight and a half. What? It's the hair. I wear seven and a half and I got a big head.
Starting point is 00:03:07 Zaz, what do you were? I don't know, honestly. Big eyes. Equator. Right, that's why if you see me with a hat on, brother, come in me and clap the hands because I can't believe I found this in the eight and a half, you feel? So, yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:03:20 But I'm glad kind of a little bit, because I saw how Zaz started the show. He put the hat on the day, and I was like, damn. I was feeling bad. I felt bad, too. Right. Because luckily Dave was a turncoat yesterday, Because my notes from yesterday, my intro notes was, Zaz, boy, you're looking like a soccer ball, boy, you're looking like a basketball, boy, you're looking like a golf ball, boy, you're looking like a bowling ball.
Starting point is 00:03:44 So I'm glad I just have to say. All good. I felt real bad. So just to be clear again, you felt bad, though. I felt really bad. You just threw in a big-ass head, so I was like, okay. He was going to, he would have done that yesterday if he were a bad guy. He would have made, he would have read all of that.
Starting point is 00:04:01 Gotcha. Thank goodness he's not a bad guy. Thank you for saving that. While we're on the topic really quick, I just realize now why Zaz usually wears like the flex hats, right? Because with the dad hat or a snapback, it's all the way out. And that exposed skin above the strap lets you know how much more cranium is happening there.
Starting point is 00:04:20 Weird. I don't feel good about any of this. If it were the snap button ones that you put it in, you'd still see that. He'd be the last one. Right, right. You can't have the last one shown. You can't even look at Zaz right now.
Starting point is 00:04:30 This is all. Dominique Foxworth's fault because he decided to say that I look like Megamond. I'm like that. You do not look like Megamine, bro. Juju, we were talking earlier in the show about where we were the first time we saw the scene in basic instinct. Do you have a top five here with us for movies that were something totally different now than when you were a child? Yes. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:04:58 Exactly. It happens to have exactly that. Yeah, I got a top five movies from my childhood that at some point during the movie, the movie became about something totally different for me and my young self on my couch. Yeah, you can think of. O'LI. O'L.I, total recall. Oh, yeah, come on.
Starting point is 00:05:22 What's better than two, three? Wait, what did you think it was going on, dude, too? Right, I thought I was watching the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie in space. Arnold Judge Space. I'm like, I'm in. Let's watch this, Mommy. And then you said, three of those guys. Wow.
Starting point is 00:05:40 Number five, 16 candles, man. What did you think 16 candles was? No, but it was a funny, awesome movie. I was watching as a kid. And then out of a sudden, they go to the locker room. And I'm like, whoa, what's happening here? Number four. Number four, trading places.
Starting point is 00:06:03 Oh, yeah. What a movie. I, I, you know, man. Yeah. I thought I was watching Eddie Murphy versus Dan Aykroyd vehicle, a comedy vehicle. What was? And was it a comedy vehicle. Now we got to see Jamie Lee Kurt.
Starting point is 00:06:19 Oh, not got to, but Jamie Lee Curtis shows her bosoms. But she's already, the weird message is she takes off her wig. So now we're supposed to see her as a little less attractive. But the make good is her bosoms times two. Make great. The make great was she still was beautiful with the short hair as well. Number three, fast times at Ridge might hide. Oh, baby Cates.
Starting point is 00:06:42 Come on, son. Oh, my goodness. It was me and Jeff Spacoli. I was one of the guys with Jeff Spacoli enjoying the movie. And then all of a sudden, ask that, brother. We got action as a kid. Number two, swordfish. My brother.
Starting point is 00:07:01 You know what the problem with Hollywood is? I was watching an action movie. I was literally watching an action movie. And then I was not. Is that the only movie where Halliberry's Topless? No, it's not. I can give you a list. I'll text it to you.
Starting point is 00:07:14 Top five. Halliberry nude scene. This has been a really great show today. And number one, I was watching a criminal. A criminal. and then the cops decided to interrogate this criminal. And then I stopped caring about her crimes. You already know.
Starting point is 00:07:34 Basic instinct. She can kill as many men with a nice pick as she pleases. Yes, sir, man. Juju is our Jewish friend, Tashay, pulling off the Michael Douglas and Basic Instinct. Look here, the V-neck sweater with nothing underneath. Come on, man. I'm my brother a player today. It takes courage to pull up in that V that low, man.
Starting point is 00:07:56 That peach fuzz working. Your V was that low. You did? Come on, man. Hold on, Jeremy, you got something right here. Jeremy, you got something right there on your shoulder. Yep, get that off. There he is. This guy's just trying to get someone to say I don't look good.
Starting point is 00:08:11 You know what's going to happen? Absolutely not true. It's impossible. Untrue. How dare you attack me. Choo-Ju, you got a Joker of the day today? Yeah, I got a Joker of the day. Dave, you're about to get part two of that Joker of the day.
Starting point is 00:08:21 Don't get off my brother Jeremy, leave him alone. But yes, I do that a joke. of his bold fashion stroke. Please. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. Steve Curry, you joker of jokes of Joker Town. Not only do I feel like Dave, if you put me on the sideline and say, hey, Jew, coach this
Starting point is 00:08:46 team to a championship that has Kevin Durant on it, Steph Curry, Clay Thompson, Draymond Green. Guess what I would have did that year? I would have coast them right up to that championship, believe you me. But he's a Joker of the day because Jonathan Camingas, welcome to Atlanta where the players play and respect you around here, brother. 27 big points, seven big rebounds, 9 for 12 shooting while going 3 or 4 from 3. And Steve Kerr said that man can't find no time for him in Golden State.
Starting point is 00:09:24 Boy, stop, man. I mean, is Steve Kerr going to, or I guess we should say the Warriors, like, are we going to look back and say that they were really stupid about this? I don't think so because he just didn't fit. Sometimes guys don't fit. They seem to be more about, like, we need guys who fit into what we're doing as opposed to the other way around. Yeah, they have a very specific system. When you got a guy like Steph Curry, you play a certain way. And is that, does that help Jonathan Kaminga?
Starting point is 00:09:48 Absolutely not. Like, but again, are we going to change the Steph Curry system that won four titles? For Jonathan Cominga? No, we're not going to do that either. You see last night with Steph Curry not in the lineup, how the Pelicans were not guarding Draymond Green all night long? Yeah, I mean, look, the whole threat of Draymond Green when Steph is on the floor is, if you don't guard him, he can dribble handoff.
Starting point is 00:10:09 And then now Steph is wide open. But, again, if you don't have that kind of threat out there, it changes everything. Juju, let's get to some polls. What do you got for us here, man? Yes, sir, man. Let's get to some pole. Let me pull them up right quick. Also, happy birthday Fred Van Vleet.
Starting point is 00:10:25 We love you here, brother, as you know. Better song, push it to the limit or take it to the limit. 57% of the audience says, push it to the limit. Oh, yeah. Port of Miami. Yep. You did. Also, listener of the day today, we're going to give it to Kelly Francis 9364,
Starting point is 00:10:49 salute. And last poll. Who is less impressive? Troy Aikman or Terry Bradshaw? Wow. This is big. 66% of the audience says Terry Bradshaw. Of course that's what they are.
Starting point is 00:11:06 Of course. Whose ever more recent is going to win any. The people have spoken. Yes. And loudly. Damashik on the way out here, Crosby's out four weeks. I'm just sick in my boss. Just sick about it.
Starting point is 00:11:19 How I was able to go this whole show with that. information and still and still put forth a good effort. Third best Crosby of all time after David and Bing. Shame on you. And Dave Bing. I'm not there's a time nor inclination to put up with this crap. Thanks, Juju. Thank y'all.
Starting point is 00:11:39 On the way, I'm so sorry for this. We had a great out. But if Chris Sale ever challenges a pitch, suspend him for lying. Instead of president, M.L.

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