The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: The Iron King (feat. JuJu Gotti)
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Juju, what do we got?
What it dooski booski fresh off another L last week.
Holy moly, I'm so sorry audience.
Please bear with me.
If you don't like my pics, please think about this question.
To fade or not to fade?
That is the question.
We're going to start tonight in Golden State with the brother with some of the most luscious
curls that I've ever seen.
Underrated curls if you ask me.
Brandon Podziemski.
Salute to that brother's temp fade.
I see you brother.
We're going to go over 12.5 with my brother Brandon P
tonight against who they playing against. It doesn't matter because he going to get 12.5
instantly tonight. Juju, I got a question for you though. Gilly said that he could beat
Pajemski one-on-one. Is that true? We know my brother Gilly fresh out the Fly Eagles,
Fly W. He feeling invincible right now, but absolutely not.
Be part of turn, he'll probably win them.
I think about 11 to zero, if you ask me.
Wow.
They're playing the Nets tonight, by the way.
Good, bad, juju.
Lot those 12.5 in right now.
Second leg go to the parlay.
We gonna travel all the way to the land of the stars.
Hollywood, Luca land. I'm gonna tap in with my brother, O'Gilson, OG Ananobe. Over 16.5 points
tonight. They're going against the Lakers and they're gonna need everything. They're gonna have the
Knicks. They need a little bit, what is it, a little spark, a little whatever.
OG, he's definitely the guy to give it to him.
You feel me.
No Carl Anthony Towns, I think, out for personal reasons.
So they need to get to him.
Yeah, so yeah.
Prayers with Carl Anthony Towns and Jordan Woods right now.
Prayers to them right now, much prayers to God.
You'll read it online.
But the last leg of the parlay,
we're gonna go with the king, the iron man,
the iron king some of them are calling these days.
Some of them are just me.
LeBron James over 7.5 assists tonight.
My boy gonna be hee-hee all night long.
You feel me?
Lock him in or fade him.
Choo-choo, I have a question for for you because no one seems to be able to answer this
Question that's been lingering in my mind for several days now. That's a little linger
What's in it for Travis Scott?
All right, I think everything is in it for Travis Scott
I think Travis Scott sees what saddened by, AKA Bad Bunny, has going on.
He sees whenever he come out and his theme song goes and the crowd just go crazy.
If you another star, you got to revel at that.
And I think he's aiming for what Bad Bunny has in my opinion.
Biggest stars on the planet.
What about you, brother?
But why align himself with the final boss and,
and John Cena and break the eardrum of Cody Rhodes, who's been nothing but a role model as
champion. He's never done anyone wrong.
Right, brother. I don't know, man. He'll be healing these days.
That's all I can think of because that was definitely a Bush lead move,
but one of the heroes of us Americans and Cuba, Cuba as well.
It's the Cuban American nightmare. Come on, man. but one of the heroes of us Americans and Cuba as well, is Cody Rose.
The Cuban American nightmare.
Come on, man, you disrespecting two countries
with that eardrum punch.
Get better, Cody.
I recently learned that Bad Bunny's video for Monaco
cost $7 million.
Jump change.
$7 million.
The Enora budget.
Pretty much, yeah.
It could have been an Oscar-worthy movie
with that much money.
Hey, real quick, Chris, give me the Saturday music.
Start of the day, start of the day.
He's listening to you, real quick.
I can hear his comment.
Start of the day, start of the day.
And this is the start of the day.
Start of the day, start of the day.
And this is the start of the day.
Start of the day, start of the day. And this is the start of the day, it is the start of the day. Start of the day, start of the day, it is the start of the day.
Juju, this one's for you. Yesterday in the Celtics, 128 to 118 victory
over the Portland Trail Blazers,
Derek White had a career high 41 points
and Peyton Pritchard had a career high 43 points.
That was both of their first time eclipsing 40 points.
It was the first time in NBA history
that two players have had the first 40 point games
at the same time in the same game. They both had nine plus threes. That's the first that two players have had the first 40 point games at the same time in the same game.
They both had nine plus threes.
That's the first time two players have ever done that in the same game in NBA history.
But most importantly and most shockingly, that is the first time in the eight billion
year history of the Boston Celtics that they've ever had two players score 40 in a game.
Not Tatum and Brown, not Pearson Walker,
not Pearson KG, not Pearson Ray Allen,
not Havlicek and whoever, not Russell and whoever,
nobody, not Bird and Mikhail.
How crazy is it that the first time in NBA history,
in Celtics history, they have two players score 40
in the same game, it's Peyton Pritchard and Derek White.
To add to that, I mean, to add to that,
according to Optistats, only one NBA player all time
has had over the course of his entire career
in the same game or not,
a 40 point game with 10 made threes,
a 40 point game with zero turnovers,
a 40 point game on 70% shooting,
a 40 point game off zero turnovers, a 40 point game on 70% shooting, a 40 point game off
the bench, and a 40 point 10 rebound 5 assist game. It was Peyton Prichard who did all of
it last night.
Double P's man, salute to the NBA champions man. If you don't know now you know this
isn't just like a kuchma, this isn't Christmas ornaments that are sitting right here next
to me. These are the Stanley Cup champion, Florida Panthers.
This is the NBA champion, Boston Celtics.
And this is the NFL champion, Philadelphia Eagles,
who I like to partake in all three.
So man, that's just more power to the brothers.
Salute to Peyton Pritchard,
salute to the bald-headed wonder.
You did, Derrick White.
Man, keep up the great work.
I love that.
What a year Juju's have. Great time to be a Panthers, Eagles, what?
How many Celtics fans?
Juju, what's your baseball team?
We gotta get you a World Series one up there.
Right, the Atlanta Braves, you feel me?
They gonna get it together.
Not far off.
Battlecore trophy too.
And then Atlanta?
Salute to Manu, salute to Manu.
Always salute to Manu.
Atlanta Dream?
Atlanta Dream maybe?
Oh yeah.
Maybe this year?
Britney Grindr, welcome.
We got aspirations this year daddy.
Alright, so Juju, as I understand it, you have opinions on burgers.
That's a place, not only us on this show but people across the internet have strong opinions when it comes to burger joints
But you have the definitive top five burger joints are there just five names or are there any OLA's?
I mean, I don't have any OLA's this this time
Okay, because you know, I just like to keep it short and sweet on these post straight shoes
You dig it number five
Just because all the hoods around america
What would I be without the ghetto and what would I be without leaving the club at 2 30 in the morning?
Wendy's burgers always hit the spots. You got to dig it strong the inventor of the value the value mean right the the
biggie bag
Yes, luda dave times r.i.p. Dave. Yep
But I went in the sky for my dog number four coming up next number four
It's a niche one, but I've been there before so I'm putting it on the list
covers
Got some good burgers never had I've had covers one time in my life
They have them in Phoenix, but I've only been to Culver's once.
They call it a Butterburger.
I won't lie, I thought it would be a lot more buttery than what it was.
Thought it would be buttery.
I can dig that.
Definitely entitled to that one.
Number three, I went to Houston this summer and it was amazing.
Salute to Bun B, salute to Pimp Recipes Pro C of girl C. Trill burgers, you got to dig on them.
Well, how was that? Man, they are so soft, the buns make, oh
man. I hear good things. Do yourself a favor and do yourself a
favor. That's the, that's remember if you remember Tony,
that's the burgers that James Harden was having. Yes. Instead
of going to Joel and B's wedding. Exactly. Oddball, Monday through Thursdays on YouTube.
Joe LMB, American hero as well.
The Court of Gold, watch it.
Exactly.
You're forgiven, everything you've ever done.
Number two.
Number two, five guys you got to know.
Strong.
Yeah.
I think they speak for themselves.
I might get that tonight. And number one on the list, the illustrious
Shake Shack. Oh, so good. What do you get for Shake Shack? What's your Shake Shack order?
Sometimes I get the one with the peppers on it. Oh yeah. Oh, the smoke shack. Yeah.
The smoke shack with the red peppers. The smoke shack with the peppers. Fire. This casual over here.
I just get a cheeseburger. Listen. No, you don't get a shack burger with cheese. No, Yeah Peppers fire
No the smoke shack fire
Double though double smoke
I like the shack stack the one that has that portobello mushroom
You're out there just let me get a burger double sometimes double cheese a double sometimes. Can I get a double cheeseburger thing sometimes?
The portobello mushroom one is crazy.
Crazy, it's crazy.
It's a burger and then a fried portobello mushroom
that's filled with cheese.
So when you bite into it, it explodes with flavor.
You get the kick from the record.
I want it all.
Can I get it all together?
You get it all.
Let me have every burger in one burger.
In one burger.
Would you put that in a Mark Light Shake though?
No, no, no, no.
But you'll get a shake and Shake Shack combined.
Juju, you heard us earlier talking about the milkshake
with the Philly cheesesteak in it.
You wouldn't do that, would you?
Come on, Juju.
No, I wouldn't do that at all, but salute the Mark Light.
You got to know the U legend, Mark Light Shakes.
Go get you one today as well.
Speaking of the U, I'm gonna keep it in Miami right now. The nutritionist on the plane with LeBron and D-Way,
sir, who the hell do you think you are?
I mean, I think you, sir, are one of the most embarrassing
things that's ever happened to the Heat franchise.
You know the rules, you never touch a black man's radio
and you never touch a black man's cookies or ice cream.
I don't care if it's fruit by the foot, don't touch it.
I'm the brawn damn James.
I see you sitting over there with your little Reeboks.
Don't touch it or you or else.
You gotta get Reeboks on.
I don't know.
It might have been the league sponsor at that era.
By the way, you also did the same mistake that Dan did.
I said, oh, so it's a he.
And Dan was like, oh no, that was just my misogyny.
So you just made an attritionist a he too.
We don't know.
It might have been a her.
Look, put Dwayne, also put Dwayne Wade statues in the box
and put whoever texting Dan statues in the box.
I'ma believe the legend.
He says they were cookies.
They was damn cookies.
And that's the reason he left
What are the polls? What are the polls?
Before we get to the pose shame on
He claimed it wasn't Riley he claims it wasn't Riley but we can't discount the fact that maybe this person might have more statues
He has one right behind me
Right and before we get to the pose same same on Woody Page. You sir are a joker. That was
the most racist thing I have heard. If-in was the worst racist shit thing I have heard
all day until I heard, look at me Leroy. And I was like, oh no.
There's so many black Louise to pick from.
Dan asked me for those,
I probably should have thought better about making them.
What was that?
Neither here nor there.
The rare sacrifice.
Usually you push someone else under the bus.
That time Chris said, I'll fall down the sword.
Yeah.
Well it's Dan.
All right, the polls.
Who is having the worst year?
Nico or Drake?
That was from yesterday, yeah.
Right, guys. Do we have Right guys, this has never happened
in the history of the show before. 2,282 votes. 50-50. Wow! Wow! Wow! It's gotta be Nico though,
right? No, it's gotta be Drake. No, it's Drake. I would call it idiot before I would be called a certified...
Minor.
A PDF.
Neither here nor there.
Is there a height requirement for you to consider someone a legend?
This is on the heels of Dan accusing Andrew Hawkins of not being a legend because-
And Tyler Lockett.
And Tyler Lockett.
And Tyler Lockett.
62% of the audience says, no, there's no height requirement
on this ride.
Dan was so wrong about that, by the way,
with Tyler Lockett.
I have a stat here that someone sent me.
From 2019 to 2023, players with at least 400 receptions,
5,000 receiving yards, and 40 receiving touchdowns.
Devontae Adams, Stefan Diggs, Tyree Kill,
Travis Kelce, Cooper Cup, Tyler Lockett.
I like him.
Let's damn.
Eat it Dan Leventhal, but I shouldn't say that
cause he probably will.
What else, Juju, what else do you have?
Is Tyler Lockett a legend?
74% of the audience says no, he's not.
What?
Losers.
They're wrong.
Losers is.
Seattle legend.
Nope.
If we put Seattle legend on there,
it would have been 92% yes.
No, he's a legend man.
You're being disrespectful.
Again.
The audience is being disrespectful.
It's 57 grand enough to pay a fall guy.
Salute to my brother Tony.
70% of the audience says no it's not enough
this is Tony applying for the assistant coach jobs this is to assist no did not
say to either way it also did not say assistant head coach assistant to the
regional legend mmm nice 57 grand as a side gig not bad I get as a fall guy
maybe not depends on what I'm falling for. Exactly. Yo banana in the tailpipe?
I don't know
What else? Anything else doodoo?
The Chris Cody portion of the polls today are red potatoes the worst potatoes
68% of the audience says no they are not Chris. You're alone on this one brother. It's the worst potato. Right
Are red apples inferior to green apples? This one's obvious. You're 100% on this one brother. It's the worst potato. Right. It's a good potato. Are red apples inferior to green apples?
This one's obvious.
You're 100% on this one.
59% of the audience says no they are not.
What?
No!
What?
Have y'all had?
That's one of the more surprising results
I've ever heard on the purple.
I'm gonna say this, I'm gonna say this right now.
Red apples, all they have is good PR.
That's all they got.
They got into the movies and product placement.
Apple a day. I gotta get my teacher an apple
and they put a red apple on the desk, right?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
It's always a red apple.
Guess what?
It's trash.
It tastes like nothing.
Get out of here.
What else we got?
Best Starbursts.
Red, yellow, pink, or orange?
Pink's gonna win.
51% of the audience says pink.
Yeah, they sell all pinks.
I don't like pink.
Everyone always says pink's the best.
Red's the best.
You got that sharp cherry taste.
Red is great.
I go orange.
The best.
Is there any better feeling in the world
than a 23-year heater on the craps table?
75% of the audience says no there is not. Mike I
feel like after two straight years I'm gonna be like I gotta get away from this
no way. And then guess who's there? The waitress. She's got your TSL bro. I'm
back. Also before I get out of here go to levitaraf.com. Angel is doing
magnificent work over there.
A lot of Panthers gear, a Zagak shirt.
I put a thank you Nico shirt out there.
Travel to www.levitaraf.com today.
Those are your pose.
Thank you, Juju.
Thank y'all.