The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: The King's English (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Episode Date: February 10, 2026

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Roll, please, because I cannot tell Dan this quick enough. Are we rolling? Good. Dan, I'm glad you sat down. We did some research. Michael Oolow Candy was raised in London, England. So not only does he speak English, he speaks the King's English, and quite frankly, he is English. Minor penalty, two minutes, accidental racism.

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Hello, Juju. How you doing, man? Pretty good, brother. How you doing, man? I've been better. Let's be honest. Man, don't let them brothers get to you, man. You're doing great, man.

I believe in you. You believe in yourself, brother. Wow, did you and Jeremy coordinate your get-up today? Look at that. Come on, man. I love dressing like my brother, Jeremy. Great minds, man. Absolutely.

We're ripping these marlins. Throwback jerseys are very, very fresh. I don't know why that's not the jersey. Like, somebody explained to me why that's not. just their jerseys. It is weird. Like the Miami Dolphins have this as well where like you would think you would want to do what your consumer would like you to do, right?

Right. And if you were to pull like dolphin fans, if you were to pull dolphin fans, should they go back to the old logo and wear the throwbacks every single Sunday, I think the vote would be 100%. Why wouldn't you do what your consumer wants? I think it's all about selling merchandise. Anybody who's my age or even younger remembers when there was a road uniform,

and an away uniform. And now there's those, and there's like five different variations. There's the throwbacks. There's 10 uniforms a year that any team is likely to wear. I mean, you're not in a position to just be given the back in my days away. Let's save that one. Back pocket. In my back pocket, it says too much, Greg, today.

Yeah, it was. Yeah, thank you. You ain't lying. You ain't lying. Money lion. Yeah. Pride of a lion. Chudu, you got a stat of the day for us today?

Yes, sir, I do. Roll it, Chris. Start of the day, start of the day. Hey. This year, start of the day, start of the day, start of the day. This year, start of the day. Start of the day, start of the day. Yep.

Put them up, Greg. Put them up, Greg. Put them up, Greg. Yeah. No, Smith is the first quarterback in NFL history to leave a team and have them instantly win a Super Bowl while simultaneously securing the number one pick for his current team. They wrote back. Whoa. Wow.

Damn. Good stat. They wrote back. Wow. It's going to be tough to overcome that. That's a good one, Jujo. All right. How about, you know, I don't know if you kept up with everything at.

took place in the NBA last night, Juju, but I think I got an MVP for you today. Oh, MVP for you today. The Detroit Pistons, they didn't just fight the Hornets last night. They beat the Hornets 110 to 104. Snapshaw, it's nine-game win streak. You know, it's the longest winning streak that the Hornets have had since the 90s? That's right.

Well, the Pistons they won last night. And if we're going to talk MVP, we have a conversation about Cade Cunningham, 33 points, nine rebounds, seven assists, the East best record, 17 and 7 on the road. All I'm saying is, if we're going to have a conversation about MVP, We better start having a talk about Kate Cunningham. I love it, brother. I love it. I thought you were going to say Isaiah Stewart.

The VP of the death. Got away if that beat to drop. Speaking of Isaiah Stewart, though, that scrum, that scruffle saved his life because Miles had him dead to rights. in Scoop City. If it wasn't for them people and coaches helping them up, we would have seen Isaiah Stewart's legs in the sky, and he would have been on his back from a scoop.

Wow, a two-law, double-leg take-down? Double-legged. I'm talking about, they would have scored that one. They were both squared up. Miles Bridges, you guys learned that he was in Charlotte a couple of weeks ago, right? You guys are paying attention now to Charlotte? Yeah. I got it.

Charlotte, they had a nine-game win streak, which is crazy. Crazy. Like, still three games out of the playoffs, but a nine-game win streak by them boys is phenomenal. You can make the argument that that's the most irrelevant franchise of your lifetime. Wait, there's two bridges. He has Mikel. This is the next. What?

Wild. Yep. Is there a Joker of the day today? If I gave you an MVP, is there a Joker? Yes, sir. And we're going to stay right here, too. And this is Zach Scrum. Duncan Robinson.

Band of brothers. Watch it sometime, brother. Like, I don't care, man. If I see somebody jumping on Zaz and you roll that video back and you show Zaz me walking away while he's scrumming for his life, nah, no, no, no, no, no.

Zaz, you have 100% right to be upset with me as a friend. I didn't have your back. At least fake like you're helping out. Go in there and be like, oh, let me, I'm up, something. Yeah, that's what I do. I do. I do wonder how that goes down

in the locker room afterwards. You look like a sucker. Like in hockey, if you're on the ice, you have to grab someone from the other team. You have to. At least go to the scrum and start trying to pull people back. Trying to get in the middle of it. You know you're not going to get in the middle of it. But give me the attempt.

Give me the hustle. It's so easy to fake involvement. Just feign it. You know, feign interest in protecting your teammates. You've been doing it all show. Thank you. See? I'm an expert.

Professional. Not getting a thing. We've got some polls here to update, Juju. Yes, sir. While I pull up the polls, heavy black history month, I think it's still important to highlight right now that Rakea Jackson and what she's going through

with her ex-boyfriend James Pierce, Jr. What the hell is happening there? Crashing into a car multiple times. Headed to the police station. Man, get well soon, Rakea, you're in our prayers. But, yeah, that's a crazy case going on. You really brought things down here before the polls.

You're like, we're trying to lift up the show at the end. He's right. It's important to mention it. I know, but he peters out with, oh, I'm so sad. And then he doesn't want to keep doing the polls. Right. I looked at the polls. I was like, oh, damn.

Have you ever seen someone tear the crust off a slice of pizza before eating it? 61% of the audience says, no, they have not. That's it. I'm shocked that there's 39% of people that are saying they, have. Tony and I were talking about it. We're pretty sure you're not from this earth, Dan.

They must be confused. They must be confused by the world. They can't possibly... They assume it's like eating it and discarding it. You guys are basically saying that those 39% of people are

refusing to treat the pizza's handle as a handle. That you're saying that you're totally good with not eating crust, but you don't understand it as a utensil how you would eat pizza without just holding

it by the crust. So those people are so disgusted by the crust that they cannot have the crust on the pizza while they're eating said pizza. It's no sense. Even though the crust is made of the same of the bottom of the other carriage. I'm saying that those 39% of people must not have understood the question. Because zero percent of people have ever done what

Dan was trying to articulate. Zero. You think I'm faking it. Okay, I'm lying now. Well, maybe you do it. But you're apparently not from the surf. You're a liar. So now, not only am I a liar, but I'm someone who's blaming this on people I know as opposed to being the You're too entrenched.

Okay. Do you rip the crust off the pizza, Dan? I do. Curs don't care. Brothers, this is the danger. This is a prime example of the dangers of living in an echo chamber. I pull the crust off before I eat the pizza. What?

No, you don't. No, you don't. I take the crust off because I hate the crust. I eat it like a... I eat the whole thing. So you hold the cheese and sauce? You don't have to eat you. I don't look how drenched are.

I don't believe you're from the planet Earth. You know how nice they are the juju and look how mean they were to me for having friends like juju who do this. Okay, so he's also alive. From one Jew to another, he doesn't understand exactly what we mean. You need a dipping sauce for the crust. Why? This is the crust. Hold on.

This is the crust. I've eaten pizza around you guys. I tear it off first and then I hold it like this, the rest of the pizza. No, that's absolutely not the traco. I cannot believe that. He rolls the entire pizza into one thing like a serial killer. Exactly. like a calzone, if you will.

You don't judge. I do love a calzone. Do genders watch ginger porn? Here we go. 71% of the audience says, yes, they do. Whoa. What? That's not ginger's answer in that point.

You're the way to know, Christopher. Say that. Stop that. Do you live in a sane world when Luke Keeckley gets in before Bill Belichick? 58% of the audience says, no, you don't. I mean, it's goofy. If you have vertigo, do you pronounce it verdidigo? Yeah.

67% of the audience says, no, you don't. And the last poll, if you are not invited to that guy's 50th birthday party, are you his friend? 80% of the audience says, no, you are not, and those are your polls. Do me the favor, Juju, just because I was eagerly. anticipating. Keep overnight the poll. Did Dave Portnoy make famous calling the name? What is the poll? The calling it the undercarriage. Did Dave Portnoy teach you that the bottom of a pizza is called the undercarriage? Yes or no? I'm glad you bought that up because see, I be taking liberties to not divide our audiences. You pull up Dave Portnoy, then the whole comments is going to be barstool versus us. And he retweets it and he's like, Now he hates us more.

I take liberties to save us sometimes. All right. So then, you're more love than Miami. Okay. I don't care about that, but thank you. I do appreciate you doing that for me. If you want to reword it just to save yourself some headaches,

just make it, did you know that the bottom of a pizza's crust is called the undercarriage? Okay. At Lebitard show. Do me the favor, please, because we haven't played this song enough. I enjoy that Kid Rock's actual name is Bob. And so,

that I don't think we're going to get all that many opportunities to celebrate Kid Bob. Let's play Yeti's song about Kid Bob. I heard James Richie, Richie says I'm too in a crop pop. So he wasn't talking about my Money Lion song.