The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: The Lunch Dilemma

Episode Date: December 18, 2025

"We're going to the fight together, though, right?" Let's wrap this up!!! We won't get any food because the rest of our co-workers are scavengers!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

When you're flying Emirates business class, sipping your favorite cocktail at our onboard lounge, you'll see that your vacation isn't really over until your flight is over. Fly Emirates, fly better. If someone ate all the tabooly. Everyone's mad about everyone eating out there, Dan. You better do this quick. Freaks hang around, carrying the luggage. All right, you guys need to lay off of the people who eat lunch early.

There's a holiday party tonight where there's going to be, there's going to be plenty of food tonight too. You get fed plenty well around here. There will be food out there. You guys are Wolverines, man, about the food. You're eating the food. How do they get to eat before we do? The subpoly's gone. It's gone.

Frankie likes to pretend like he eats healthy, but then I see him up and around there cleaning up. You feel like they're stealing your food? You feel like the people out there right now are stealing your food. They're taking the best scoops. Exactly. They're not stealing the food. They're getting to all the good stuff before we do. And by the time we get out there, all we have is scraps.

It's kind of scarcity mindset to me. Getting the best sauce. That's right. How did she know that you had a foot fetish? That is unbelievable that both she would see it and that you would immediately admit it. You immediately copped to it as if it was. We all learned that at the same time. We did not know that you had one of those.

I like that she was comfortable enough with me, though, to throw it out there. Probably notice when Amin asked her to take off their shoes. You made a face. And your eyes just started straight down. a giveaway? She travels with the crate. Or a producer travels with the crate. The producer travels

with the crate. Mystery crate. Okay. All right. You can leave now, Jeremy. It was on that. No, he got to eat. No, he gets eaten. We got to wait? No, don't worry. I brought my sad turkey sandwich. Don't worry. Go and just get out of here. We're going to the fight together, right? Five minutes. Sprooting comedy.

Wow. Gifilta fish. We're going to update the Did we have many polls today? I don't remember. Today's show was a bit of a whirlwind. Yeah, we had three polls today, Big Dano, and have some good ones.

Okay, you want to share them with us? Oh, I mean, I'm used to doing the postgame show where I start off with top five cringiest moments in sports. I'm going to go real fast. Matter of fact, I'm going to make it four because we've got out here for faster. Number four, Albert Hainsworth stomping on a brother. Get him out of here.

My sister Raygun and breakdancing in front of the world. Number two, two was saying show me the money. And number one, Josh Hart, what are you doing on that stage? Oh, my God. A good old-fashioned goose. That was AI. Well, how's your uncle? Hey, Brunton, he was angry, man. I'd never seen Brunson angry before.

No, I meant it was Alan Iverson. I would be angry, too. Don't do that to me. Well, so, do we have the video of that? Because the Brunson, these guys are legitimate friends. They seem to be best friends. They have a podcast. Jeremy Zee did.

Why is he not in the penalty box? That's not a penalty. That's what happens when you kick me back? Oh, kick me out. No, the penalty box is where the penalty boxes. Carson Beck. No, he's not supposed to do that. Peepe of Aqua.

Kick me out. No, I can't. Kick me out. Keep of aqua. What other polls do we have, Judge? We also have the video you just asked for. No, well, thank you. Gerard Pringle.

We'll get to, thank you. Light of Scrimmage. Okay, here we go. There we go. The video, you have a reason. Oh, there it is. My entire high school baseball experience in one video right here. Oh, wait.

It's very baseball. This gives off baseball vibes. It is a baseball thing. Oh, damn. All right, Prespo. So does everyone know that Derek Jeter is a bad person? What was that? What was that?

Feels like four months ago. 60% of the audience said, yes, they do. You're so hungry. Can you wear a banana sack on YouTube? 53% of the audience says yes. Last poll. Who does ass look most like? An undercover cop, a skateboarder, or a fidget spinner salesman.

52% of the audience say fidget spinner salesman, and those are your polls. Thank you. Soda drinker. Tabula, Tabuli on three.