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Episode Date: May 16, 2024

Brad Williams joins the show to explain how he used a headbutt not once but TWICE to get himself out of fights. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I didn't understand where it is that this popped up from. The other day day Brad Williams just texts me because he listens to our show I've ended two fights with headbutts and I was wondering about you guys never got me an answer Tyson Fury's father how many times has he been in prison because you gave me the one 11 year stint but I assume there were more times that he was in jail. I think that was a bid. So the reason I asked the question is because he decided to end a fight with a headbutt and I don't understand the mentality. So Brad Williams is joining us now. Explain the mentality to me as

an expert headbutter please. And you ended these fights because I have further questions about like how everything happened there He joins us from the rain and where give us more information on this exclusive report bread. I Feel like if you saw the movie starship troopers This is the reporter from the bug planet right before he gets stabbed by the aliens I'm in peoria, Illinois doing a show and it's raining and this is the only place where I could set up and not disturb anybody outside the venue.

I want you to get really wet while doing this as part of the promotion of your stand-up act. Baby! Where else will you be going over the course of the next few days and weeks so that our audience can rally to support a Comedian who's willing to get wet on behalf of our show? Listen, I'm going to Rockford, Illinois Joliet, Illinois Carlton, Minnesota jealous Of course you are but we're going all over the country

There's a Miami date in June at the feina hotel in Miami Beach There's a Miami date in June at the Fania Hotel in Miami Beach So go to Brad Williams comedy comm and watch my new special starfish Which is streaming for free on YouTube there the plugs are out of the way. Let's get to some headbutt talk I know but I don't think you promoted in Miami Beach Are you sure that that's the right address you have for where it is? You're gonna be playing in in in Miami Because I'd like to get that right. It's always been a tricky pronunciation for me too. How do you pronounce it, Dan?

Fain-ya? Fain-ya? I always heard Fain-ya. Well, he's saying Dan-ya and it's Fain-ya, and those are two very different places. And so I'm not sure, he's not in Dan-ya. He's in Miami. He's usually in Dan-ya, but he's in Miami Beach this time.

It's a very poor promotion of what he's doing here in South Dakota. Very expensive woolly mammoth bones. It is the most expensive hotel in Miami and it's much different than Dania. So are you sure it's Fianna in Miami Beach and not in Dania? Yes, it is Fianna. OK, that's not pronounced correctly You're not doing any of this Miami Beach

elephant bones Hotel he's there that hotel. Yeah, I I don't know why I'm going to the most expensive hotel I'm thinking there's just a really rich person that wants that is like bring me my joke midget And then I'm supposed to come and make them laugh. Brad, it's the coolest hotel in Miami. It is levels above where it is that you're presently playing. You also shouldn't say that word. What word? Levels above. That is, that word's no longer accepted in our culture, but if you're saying it,

what am I? No, it's little person saying it it's not what am i know it's little person now it's not an except okay well it's a good thing you're informing me I'll consult the elders at the meeting and why can't I say you can say it yeah come on more fine all right we're doing this thing. Okay, uh, but Did you headbutt another little person or was this a crotch shot? We lost the zoom is gone. We lost his shot from the rain and I really could have done with his laugh because I felt vulnerable running with that one Fended him there and then it fell

Will wait for a second until this comes back on. You better come back and say it's okay for me to say that. Lucy, what didn't we get to today that you wanted to get to today? Because we left a lot on the table before we brought Brad Williams on here. Is there any subject matter that you wanted to get to? Lucy, if I may.

Go for it. A raccoon was on an MLS pitch for 161 seconds and they had a devil of a time trying to ram them. Always great. Always great. Always great. And always like an extra speckle of intrigue when it's not a dog or a cat.

It's something that could potentially, even those animals can also give you rabies. But anytime you see a raccoon out in this scenario, you're like, oh, okay, there's an extra element of danger here. But yeah, he was all over the field. I saw heat maps on this raccoon. They've called them racquino. It's not every day that you're just casually, well, for me it is because I got the under, but you're just casually watching midweek MLS and you see a game halted for 161 seconds, while this raccoon, very cute,

being chased by a man with a garbage can. So that was one of the things that I enjoyed in sports last night. There was another thing, but Brad is here to answer my question. Did you headbutt another little person? Brad, I'd prefer if you put that sideways again, given how this is going.

Can you make that sideways again? More vulnerability. I could really use- that's good ask him the question again one more time most vulnerable phrase did you headbutt another little person did did I get canceled for saying the M word is that is that what kicked me off? M is what he said there. The M word, M, M. If I said the other one, I would absolutely get canceled and I would support that. Not if you openly complain about it and go on like a Rogan podcast, I think you're good.

Brad, I insist. I think that makes you the number one country music artist on the planet, actually. Brad, I insist that you ask, answer Mike Ryan's question please. Did you headbutt another little person? No, I'm because if I headbutt another dwarf then I'm sure a portal opens to heaven or we just explode into candy like two pinatas. That that did not happen but the headbutt is, that and a battle axe are the natural weapons of a little person because our heads are massive, there's a lot of cranium there and the two

times I ended a fight with a headbutt was with an average sized person, both times because they came up from behind me and picked me up, which I hate. Uh, you do not pick up a dwarf. I'm pretty sure that seven years bad luck. Um, but people like to do this with little people a lot. They like to pick us up. And, uh, I'm a man. I'm 40. Uh, I'm, I'm, I don't have the far right leanings of Mike Gundy, but yes, so I don't like getting picked up

and both times I got picked up during another altercation and I just threw my head back and hit the person's nose. It exploded in the blood. That's not a head butt. That's not as badass. Not a head butt. Also not a head butt. Not a head butt. That's not as bad ass. Also, not a head butt. Not a head butt. It does not qualify for what it is that I'm talking about. No, that's a head butt. It's a head butt. Yeah, but it's just not as intimidating a head butt. It also doesn't tell you about the character of a person the same way going front on, you

see my face, I'm going in forehead first. This is why I would not accuse Brad Williams of being in prison. The mentality of a head but butter has to be front. Both times were with the back of the head, huh? Both times. Both times. Both times were at the back of the head. I'm pretty sure if I use the front with my forehead, that would be considered assault with a deadly weapon. This is a very large forehead. It would definitely do some damage. So I showed mercy by using the back of my head during these altercations. I think the back of the head's more,

you're saying it's like less surprising. I think it's more surprising. Oh no, I'm not saying it's less surprising. I'm saying it's less of a head butt to use the butt of your head. I'm saying to use the forehead on a head butt. He's risking less by doing it this way. It's more aggressive and more character telling if someone goes in forehead first, which is

what I thought he was describing. Right, because of the whole mutually assured destruction of it all. Do you disagree with this Brad? This is not a traditional headbutt. I was definitely in a panic when it was happening. I don't know, you guys, Dan, I doubt you've ever been lifted off the ground in a surprise way nice during during an altercation When it happens you you use whatever weapons are at your disposal

My case it was just my giant cranium I am not rejecting that what you did was necessary and I salute you for making multiple noses explode I just don't define that as a headbutt. It's just not as badass. Well and it's also not as character defining about who someone is when I'm saying of Tyson Fury's father that person's been in prison if that's how he problem-solves. Right because it gives off I don't give a shit about my face if I'm willing to use my face as a weapon like what you what you can do to me won't hurt me because I'll do it myself.

Whereas if it's the back of the head, you know, that's not really the moneymaker. Brad, did you consider the kick in the groin? Because when they lift you, you could have also done a back kick right in their midsection. I have considered that. Normally, I think because with my head,

that's more of a direct knowledge of how this weapon works. The kick to the groin, normally my feet are not anywhere near someone's groin area. I cannot get them up that high. So I'm not as deadly with my feet. But with the head, pretty darn accurate. accurate now a punch to the groin that's it that's like that's like a straight ahead thing for me that's just doing that's what I thought have you done that I honestly thought the headbutt was a groin punch when you

first said I ended to fight to the line shot yeah no this was someone picking me up Lion King style and me just not liking that and throwing the head back. Can I get the back story? The last time it happened was in college. Can I get the back story on what the fight was before that? Because you're saying someone came up to you in a fight to pick you up as if they were going to throw you or something. Yeah, it was okay. I'll get into the weeds as much as I can on this fight.

But the last one in college was me and my sister went to college together. We both went to USC and there was an altercation between her and a gentleman and I decided to get in there and protect my sister and someone else from behind lifted me and then threw back the head. Nose explosion, you have to wipe the blood off the back of your head because your hair is covered in nose explosion? Yeah it was great. Now nose explosion is something different than what Mike Ryan does on the weekends when he DJs This was just an explosion of blood Did you yeah, I like even though I've never done cocaine an explosion of blood

I liked hit nose explosion comedian with the loser game show sound It's funny The only way this could have been better is if the rain had really come down, which is what I was stringing this along, hoping that you would get caught in a storm for us. But thank you for calling, Brad. Tell the people again where it is you'll, give them accurate information where it is that they can find you on tour. Yes. Give them accurate information where it is that they can find you on tour. Yes, go to BradWilliamsComedy.com and I'm on tour the rest of the year doing international

dates too. Doing Europe, doing Australia, doing New Zealand. But go to BradWilliamsComedy.com and you can see all the dates and in June I'll be at a hotel I can't pronounce in Miami Beach called the, called the faenia or something. No, that's just terrible promotion. It's also, his video froze at the end. But it was a pleasant picture of him that it froze. It wasn't like in between where like half his eye is open

or anything like that. It looks good. It looked like a driver's license photo. See you later, Brad.