The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: The Mountain Dew Baja Blast™ Pie

Episode Date: November 12, 2025

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All right, so apparently, look, Taco Bell's awesome. Everyone loves Taco Bell. Taco Bell was a huge go-to, like when I was in college. Give me that Cordita, you know what I'm talking about. Jeremy, you tried something brand new at Taco Bell? The Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie. What color is it? Unless they're a sponsor, which is...

It's a Baja Blast color? Yeah, it's the Baja Blast color. It's like a neon turquoise color, potentially. I would say the closest thing that it tastes like is key lime. pie. But it doesn't taste like key lime pie. It tastes like Baja Blast. It tastes like if key lime pie was candy. And I don't know how they did that in an actual pie. It's not fizzy. It's just it's just a bunch of gloop is essentially what it is. It's not really like a normal pie. It's often what pie is. Not a big pie. It's a different type of glue. It's a different. It's a different type of the texture is it all

feels more artificial than anything I've ever tasted in my life. But Not as bad as I thought it was going to be. This is a white elephant party? No, it was just a Friendsgiving. And they decided, yeah, a super white people party. It was a Friendsgiving, and there was just a decision made by the hosts to go, wow, I can't believe that exists. I'm going to go. There were a bunch of other really delicious desserts.

There was a pumpkin cheesecake. It was great. Oh, that sounds good. Wait a second. Wait a second. It's, what, November 12th today? You've already done Friendsgiving? Yeah, me too.

I did my. I did my busy schedules. I did mine this past weekend, too. It was early. Someone did Friendsgiving October. Guys, so you guys want to do it like back to back? That's crazy. It was actually closer to Thanksgiving.

No, it was perfect because now I got to have Thanksgiving food and I'm not going to be sick of that Thanksgiving food when I get to actual Thanksgiving. So I got to take the leftovers, have some of those, gives me a gap before Thanksgiving. No, but if you do too much of it. Thank you. I want to enjoy. I love Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. I'll have it seven nights a week. No, you guys are just saying that. Zaz, you know about that heat turkey dinner? Oh, that's the best when they do that. It's the best. Oh, that media dining, you know, like, they're hit or miss over there. But when it's turkey night?

Yep. It was a real Baja blast to eat it, though. Uh, okay. Revelation, I do not like keyline pie. Really? Yeah, it's not for me. I think pie in general is the worst of the desserts. Ooh, pumpkin pie so good, though.

Ice cream, brownie, cookie. Like, I'm going to go to pie last. I'm an ice cream cake guy. I don't like regular cake. I don't eat regular cake. I literally don't eat regular cake. But ice cream cake with the little, the little bullshit's in them. The crunchies?

I think ice cream is a little overreed. A little bullshit. You're telling me that you don't like cake. No, I don't eat cake. This is like you say you're not a soda drinker. I don't eat cake and I don't drink soda. You got a cake eater's physique. Well, maybe it's ice cream cake.

You go diet soda? No, I don't drink soda. I don't know. He's a liar. Man, you're not going to catch you. I dare you to find me drinking soda. How do you explain your body then? I'm just living my life, man.

Just living my life. Not a taco bill. No, no. No, I don't, no. What do you eat? Not a long time. like I don't need a lot of fast food I love Thai food

I don't know if you guys know that I love Thai food I love Italian food I love Sicilian pizza Oh my god Sicilian pizza is so good I don't know if you know that either And what about at your age right now

If you had to do Fast food for dinner What drive-thru you go I like Wendy's Yeah I love Wendy's Wendy's fries are my favorite Give me the number 5 spicy chicken

Oh yeah I love this piece Obviously love that Wendy's is great That would be my go-to fast food is Wednesday Do you like Wendy's fries over the goaded

McDonald's fries are the best. You ever done this, Tony? Like where you're like, I'm going to get my fast food for one place, but no fries. Let me stop by McDonald's. I'm ashamed.

I've done it once. Wow, that is such a Christmas. I've never even done that. That's a college move. It's a college move. Have I ordered Uber Eats for multiple places? Maybe. No, you got to go and earn it.

You got to go and drive to those places to make it feel like you're doing something. Hold on a second. Let me order Uber E's 19 different place. Hold on a second. When you do the multiple Uber Eats order, is the same driver picking up from two different places? Now, that has happened to me before.

And that is embarrassing. I don't often feel shame. That one, I'm like, honey, you got to go get this one. Hold on. I actually would think that's pretty cool if it's the same driver. Now, what would be embarrassing is if it's two drivers and they get there at the same time, they're like, this is awkward guys. This is awkward guys.

This is for Chris? I've also had that dilemma before where my wife orders something and I'm like, I'll have a side from there, but I don't really want that. So we have two cars. And they're doing the Spider-Man meme when they get out. And I'm tracking both of them. And I'm like, man, we need this one to hit a red light or else they're going to get here at the same time. You ever order the liquor via Uber Eats? No. Of course. I love that.

I love that. Love it. I feel a little bit of shame. My wife's like, what did you order? I just bottle of jack. I don't know. It makes me feel a little bit like an alcoholic. And then all of a sudden the Uber each driver is now like checking my ID. Yeah. Yeah, you got to give my ID. It's all about volume. You can't order just a bottle. You got to go a bottle and then a six pack of this and like some tasers. Yep. So that's a whole order. That's my bust. That's my bust. That's my bust. You're a sucker.