The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: The Secret Cristobal Tapes
Episode Date: January 13, 2026"I was 45 years old." Dan does that thing where he talks about his parents having sex again. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...
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Against the spread
Against the spread
It's presented by Draft Kings
Draft Kings
The Crown is yours. Roy, what do you got?
All right, we got Calgary Flames at
Columbus Blue Jackets tonight.
The Blue Jackets are playing the first game
with a brand new head coach.
His name is Rick Bonus.
They fired Dean Everson yesterday.
Gallagery has covered the puck line
in the last 12 games
against the Metro Division.
The underdogs have won the last three games
at Nationwide Arena in
Columbus and Cagory are 6 and 1 against the spread as road underdogs coming off of a win this season.
So go with the Caggary Flames who are underdogs today on the road at a goal and a half against the spread.
Tony, what do you got?
Guys, there's a pretty big game going on January 19th.
Miami Hurricanes against the Indiana Hoosiers.
And Zaz, can you remind me what the spread is in that game?
Eight and a half.
Eight and a half is criminal.
It's gone up a point.
I thought it was seven and a half.
If I'm torn up a point?
In quarter of drafting sportsbooks, minus eight and a half.
Disrespectful.
Yes, yes, Dan.
Which is why I'm bringing you the attention.
Eight and a half points is demascio.
Eight and a half points is a crime.
Okay?
Eight, I would be pissed if I saw eight on the domino board.
As a salida, I'd be pissed.
If I saw a doublete de eight, I'd be pissed.
And that's what we're looking at right now.
The cane just got handed.
One dolente de ocho.
And guess what I'm going to do?
I'm going to take that dolente de eight and put it right in that.
middle. Salida and it's not Gomez, okay?
Keynes plus eight and a half
on the national championship game.
I don't know where Mike Ryan
went. I'm a little worried
about us being able to keep the gas pressed
right up until the national championship game
when we are doing a live stream.
But Mike Ryan is still
yelling through a glass
that I cannot hear.
You, Billy Corbyn. You're not welcome here.
Well, well,
okay, Mike, settle down for just a second.
Hey, stay away from that guy.
Mike, Mike, I mean, Mike, please, please.
I know, Mike, I know that, Mike, I know that Greg Cody and you don't like Billy Corbyn, but I, Billy Corbyn thinks he's slick, okay?
And Billy Corbyn did something here and it skated under the radar.
And Roy, I'm surprised you didn't catch this because of how disrespectful it is.
It's one thing for him to say, Greg Cody, I don't respect that that sports columnist is a journalist.
but he's sitting next to me.
Oh.
He's sitting next to me and to say that I don't respect you as a sports journalist
because you were a sports columnist.
When I came up with the bones in the journalistic roots of this city,
all the retirement party this guy is going to for the Miami New Times
and the death of journalism that's awake every week,
I was a sports columnist doing that with the best journalist in this town.
Just because the Miami Herald fell apart,
fell apart over the last 30 years,
and only Greg Cody is standing.
He disrespects me by saying that the sports columnist is not.
a journalist. And what are you going to do about it?
I agree with my... What are you going to do about it? You invited him
back. On you, Billy Corby.
But I need your content, though. But I need your content.
You can't do that. There we go.
I want the U part three.
He's got
the secret crystal ball tapes.
Chris Cody's asking me whether you want to hear
the secret crystal ball tapes.
All the cutting room floor stuff
that was on the U documentary
one and two that
can create great scandal for the University
of Miami coach before the big game.
Do you want that footage or not?
Mike Ryan says he doesn't want any...
Makes me nervous for Mike Ryan.
Why would you want something that would create scandal before the big game?
Oh, because Billy Corbin is a...
Because he hates Miami?
A Sabatur and a rocketeer and a tour.
And he is somebody who, what?
He's a...
Bigger than Burger King.
Yeah.
You know who would never have secret tapes that would make him look bad?
Our angel, Fernando Mendoza.
Oh, okay.
This is where we are with this.
Jeremy...
I don't like how my mother was looking at Domino.
Did you guys see that?
I mean, we all are.
Behind you right now.
No, but you guys saw this.
I haven't seen this part of my mother stirred.
I don't, since I was hiding under their bed one time and while they were.
Yeah.
Here we go.
Revelation.
Last year, Suez.
I was 45 years old.
Yeah!
Let's go.
