The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: The State of Greg Cote's Toilet Bowl

Episode Date: April 10, 2025

Juju Gotti joins the show to recap the show, discuss Tyler Herro's curious shot selection last night and the wild finish in the Sacramento Kings-Golden State Warriors game. Plus, Sean Paul isn't actually saying his name in his songs? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

That's right. It's Thursday Thunder and it's presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Jujugadi, what do we got? Welcome back. Welcome back. Thursday Thunder, you got to know, man. Tonight, we starting off with my brother, Jaren Jackson Jr. Triple J, the real Triple J if I may

add. We going over 24.5 points and rebounds. It's a big game, a meaningful game against the Minnesota Timberwolves tonight and he has to have at least a mediocre to big game to get the Grizzlies across that finish line tonight, you feel me? The second leg, I'm going with the Nostradamus, Nasri, you feel me? 12.5 points, I think he's gonna go over that as well. Because man, it's like I say, it's a big game. These seedings, you don't wanna end up in that playoff, that play-in, because you never know,

that play-in get dangerous. So I think them boys wanna stay out out and Nas Reed is a big part of that team, you feel me? I always expect Nas Reed to have more than 12 and a half points. I'm afraid of betting him under on those. Right, with that crazy jumper. It's a funny jumper but that thing be swishing, you feel me? The last leg I'm going with the unicorn. The only white Dante I've ever heard of in my entire life. Dante DiVincenzo.

The Italian. You feel me? With a great lineup, with a great commercial right now. Villanova, I see you. Over 12 points for my boy Dante DiVincenzo tonight. I think he has to step up. He had a couple of games last week where he got in a fight, he getting the scruffles all over the league. So yeah, I think my boy got the dog in him and he

gonna show up and show out tonight. Did you call it a scuffle? Because I like it better as a scuffle than a scuffle. Yes sir. You know. Yeah, it sounds good. I like that. That commercial, does it move you guys? Villanova, college, teammates, quaint time. I remember where I was every time I've seen it. Nix. I like when he put on. The visor. Juju, we lost your sound there real quick.

You liked when he put on the visor. The thing that I wanted to ask you guys about before we continued with Juju we lost your sound there real quick you liked what he put on the visor The thing that I wanted to ask you guys about before we continued with Juju Tony your MMA hangout is tomorrow and Saturday. I'm sorry Saturday tomorrow. You will be airing Something that you did for MMA hangout as something to preview MMA hangout Yep, so we got MMA hangout this Saturday at Casa Tiki presented by Cuervo the tequila that invented tequila We love Cuervo at the MMA hangout. We're gonna be live at Casa Tiki by the way the fights are in Miami So if you're not gonna be at the fights, you know where to be Casa Tiki is the place to be if you're not there I'm gonna watch the prelims Dan. I don't know if you're gonna go maybe you're gonna go maybe see me

Maybe not whatever maybe because I think he who knows but I'm gonna be at the prelims and then I'm gonna you know Fly over back to Casa tiki watch the main card They're presented by Cuervo Saturday night 10 p.m.. And I may hang out with the boys at casa tiki live Dan Are you gonna go? I am NOT gonna go but well you know what let's think about this for a second because It has become very popular This is a successful thing that Tony has hustled his way into and I do want to support the thing they would love to see you Doing casa tiki. I thought you were asking if he was gonna go to the actual card over here that Tony has hustled his way into, and I do want to support the things that Tony is doing. They would love to see you doing. Oh, Kasatiki? I thought you were asking if he was gonna go

to the actual card over here. I'm gonna go to Tony's house, so when an event happens in Miami, I'm gonna say that I was at Tony's house. Are you gonna take your pants off? I'm gonna just drop my pants. My house, Dan. Whoops.

Remember. That's disrespectful. Juju, what from today's show did people enjoy or dislike? People loved everything about the show today. People was, you know what I mean, into it. You started off with a great apology, looking yourself in the mirror. I don't think you had to call yourself all those names.

We all, you know, we all try our best. You know what I'm saying? Like we- Not good enough. You should have tried the C word too. I can't say that, but I know that- Not you, Dan. You know, oh, I can't say that either. I know that you Dan, you know, I can't say that either. I don't

want to call nobody no names. Come on. Come on. I'll say it. No, thank you. I think everybody did a great job. I don't know what's happening, but check out MMA hangout. You feel me? That's going to be live this weekend for sure. My dog Tony, one of the hardest working people at Metal Art Media, you feel me? Like I support my dog. My dog was in Mexico last week, you feel me? Doing a great job with Cynthia. And now look at him back,

gonna go through the front of the arena to MMA Hangout. Man, I suggest y'all lock in, you feel me, with my dog? Great promotion, great support of a teammate. Everyone did not do great today. Did you not hear that Greg Cody remembered a game he did not remember and couldn't figure out how to pour himself water?

Yeah, he tried his best though. He tried his best. No, Juju. He took up the acting classes and I think it was a great job by Sean McGill as well. Like those things are great cinematography. You feel me? To be able to catch those types of acting classes

and put a little spin on it. Chef's kiss. I don't believe we're getting sincere commentary and criticism from Juju right now. I believe he's being too complimentary. I don't believe the show was that good today. Where is Stugat? I got a joker of the day though,

if you want to, you know, like that there. Joker of the day, you feel me? I'm, you know, like that the joker of the day, you feel I'm gonna get straight to it. Tyler Hero last night in a meaningful game, pulled up for a three pointer with a wide open layup and clanked it in crunch time. Sir Steph Curry had some time to say he ruined the league and ruined the game. Look at this. Look at my boy.

Oh, my goodness. It's a walk up the wall. I heard Izzy making the argument earlier that you're down by five there. Even if you hit a two, you're gonna need a three on the next possession. That's a good shot. With the math of today's game,

Izzy was arguing that that's actually not a terrible shot there. Well, Jessica. I'm sorry, Juju, but no. We were talking earlier in the game, earlier in the show, excuse me, and'm sorry, Juju, but no, we were talking earlier in the game, earlier in the show, excuse me, and Jessica said, only down here are you gonna make the argument for the shot,

and I am arguing for the math of the shot. It's a wide open three, and that's how we're playing it today. The JFK assassination game of the show. What a game. Look, yeah, I guess, I think that most conventional wisdom would tell you take the open two and then shoot for the three in the next possession because he missed the three. And that's a shot that I assume he's probably

above 30% making when it's, but I don't know what the percentage is uncontested, probably a little bit higher. But still it's not a sure fire that he's gonna make it. So then the game just ends. He missed it. I would guess, correct me if I am wrong, but I would guess that on wide open threes

that Tyler Hero's probably shooting close to 45 to 50%. Oh, the dude that's- What percentage is he shooting for wide open dunks? Because I would argue that's 100%. Right. That's a you know ball. That's a pretty high percentage I would say. Although he did hit a big three before

and it was kind of like a feeling and thing. I don't know who cares. None of these games mean anything. They lost the game. Those teams suck. You were watching the game? No, I don't have that channel. I don't even remember where I was.

I was in Tony Child's camp. Although I am encouraged on two fronts. First front, I've heard that they've stopped playing Terry Rozier, so golf clap to them. Also, they got a dude nicknamed Slow Mo playing a lot, so I might be back. Yeah. And I'd like to also shout out to the revenge game heard around the world last night.

The biggest revenge game in the history of the NBA almost. If you ask me, Harrison Barnes returning to Golden State and getting a buzzer beating around. Great job mentioning this game. Jimmy Butler went like five for eight from the floor and scored 28 points. 16 to 17 from the line. That should drive any Heat fan crazy,

but you'll be happy to know that Harrison Barnes drilled a Buzzer Beater right over his ass in a must win game. Yes sir, salute to Harrison Barnes turning back the clock, getting that revenge as he should have. So Greg Cote even revealed himself as a Celtics fan today. I don't know if y'all caught that or not Welcome home brother. Welcome home reform reform Celtics fan

Yes, sir. He also revealed himself as the only person to have watched the Wilt game and somebody who couldn't retrieve water from a kitchen That was wild the bright side He's the age of the people running our country. Yes Yes, sir Also, if you get a chance, you know me I got a show called the alley you but we discuss a lot of these basketball stuff with a lot of the a great Guests from around the world. You feel me people pull up on me. I need some help you feel me So we don't know theball channel. You dig on YouTube. So if you get a chance, you know what I

mean? Check your boy out. We're doing big things. You feel me, Mr. Rebecca? Thank you so much for helping me produce that guy. Salute to you, sis. It is the Alley Oop Show and you should check it out on oddball because it's different than anything else we're doing around here. What else do you have in the way of polls, Juju? Yes, sir. We had two polls today, two very important polls, might I add. Have you ever heard of the word recidivist? 52% of the audience says, yes, they have heard of that word.

One person said only from his probation officer. The next poll is, do you like cleaning your toilet? 82% of the audience says no, and those are your polls. Jessica, I've never seen you so disgusted with Greg Cody. You've been around his feet, you've done, you've competed against him in competitions, you've been around his feet. It's accurate. You've been around disgusting Greg Cody things.

I've not seen you that oscule. I just can't think of a more disgusting visual than the state of the toilet bowl after Greg has gone number two in it. It's just a horrifying visual, and I'm worried about his diet, quite honestly, because the state of the toilet bowl shouldn't be that messy all the time. Makes me feel so oscule.

I am 39 years old. I've never heard that word. Guys, oscule, it means disgust in Spanish I've never heard that word guys. Ask all it means disgusting So what are we doing here? Oh, okay? But oh, I thought he meant I thought it was no ask like there wasn't a flare on it I thought he was like talking about an old Yukon Center. Yeah, I just about jewel osco you guys You're my house last night. That's why it's more of our audience was like I know exactly what Dan said there Why you never know. The ends well learned. That's a bill before we got here, Jessica. How do you feel about Olivia

Miles transferring to TCU? See, I don't know if we got to ask you about that. No one has asked me about it, Juju. I'm sure no one other than possibly Mike even knows about it, but I'm sad she's not coming back to Notre Dame, but I completely understand because if the rumors are true, she will be getting a lot of NIL money for that transfer, and I think it's difficult if you're Notre Dame, I'm assuming, this is just me,

I don't have any inside information on this, but I'm assuming. I don't know anyone, I never talk to anybody. I'm assuming it's very difficult when you have two superstars on your team with eligibility left to have to manage a roster like that. And Hannah Hidalgo has multiple years left at ND. She's a superstar. And so I'm obviously bummed Olivia didn't wanna stay,

but she was at ND for four and a half years. So I understand, take the money and get an extra year at another school. It makes a ton of sense financially, especially because of the new CBA coming next year in the WNBA to not go to the draft. So I understand, I'm bummed about it, but it's really hard I think now,

because yeah, these rosters, when you have a lot of good players, it's tough, I guess. If you think the conversation around the transfer portal is bad in sports, if most people in media actually knew how transient women's college basketball has become, I wanna like, the team that I fell in love with, Miami University, the University of Miami Hurricanes

women's basketball team is totally different from two years ago. There isn't a single holdover there. Miami's men's basketball team, totally new team next year. Juju, while I have you, I know part of your job here is that you scan the internet. There was something that popped up on my feed

that left my mouth agape. Because you and I, we're in similar ages and we grew up listening to Sean Paul. And anytime Sean Paul comes up, anybody at a bar just goes, Sean DePaul! It's, you know. Somebody goes again? Sean DePaul, it's, you know. Somebody goes again.

Sean DePaul, did you know that he's not actually saying Sean DePaul? No, no, I did not know that. I have a video, crank that video. How did it become Sean DePaul? There's a famous cricketer in Trinidad shaking the rhyme Sean DePaul. Everybody was like Sean DePaul, and yo, that name stuck.

And then I just started to say it on intros and met the dude Shandapal years later, and he's like, yo. But yeah, big up to Shigna rhyme Shandapal. Now I checked the date on this to make sure I wasn't getting April fooled. It was in March, and I reached out to the person that did this video, Dan Zabs, courtesy of Dan Zabs. And I'm like, are you fooling me here? Is this real? He's like, it's legit. He's

not saying Shonda Paul. He's saying a cricket player by the name of Shander Paul. Oh my God. I have learned something new today. Thank you for that information. Man, I've been wrong ever since. Public service. What are you eating? We all learned a new word. Oscill. Grave danger.