The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: The Trough

Episode Date: July 18, 2024

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Not going to the... Yeah, you can get out of here for this. Yeah, so like I tried to go to the bathroom and wriggly and thankfully they had like the trough there. I'm like, oh, God, it was the first thing that I saw. But right next to it, they had urinals. I'm like, who is the psychopath that is just deciding to go in the trough? Is this a first ever trough

that's here just for nostalgia's sake? Yeah, we upgraded, but so many people wanna come here and just take a piss in this trough. We can't bring ourselves to totally eliminate this. Were people using it? Yeah, there was a lot of people. I think I used it. I told people you used it.

Yeah, I could tell. What do you think, people are gonna take a mental picture of your wiener and talk about it? Who cares? Well, there was actually, I actually did like a weird like social study in that I saw the people using the trough and the people using the urinal. There was quite the age discrepancy.

That's what I would imagine. Trough users, they either came up in that game or also ceased giving Fs. And the younger audience that is like, well, everything's being documented. my phone's listening to me, they're taking photos left and right, they're gonna see my dick if I use this thing. Less so, less likely if I use this urinal,

and I subscribe to that. I always think everyone's trying to look at my dick. I feel like if someone takes a picture of your wiener at the bathroom at Wrigley, you have quite the lawsuit on your hand. You're gonna get peed. You should be asking people to take pictures of your wiener so you get to see them.

I never know where the cameras are, I doubt they're in there, but. You should buy a Wisenator to pee there, just so you get the experience. Yeah, and then you get the experience of the trough, and then also you don't have, you know, to expose yourself. Look, guys, we've all been there,

we have peripheral vision, right? So you saddle up, and some people are a little bit more confident. You're stacking yourself up subconsciously, whether you want to or not, in that, from what I caught, I feel like I'm doing okay. Or sometimes, from what I caught, not in this venue. What are they feeding the people over here in Washington, DC?

That's a good thought. Nobody boxes out like I do in a bathroom, though. You're never seeing my weenie. Never going to be able to see it. I'm going to be in the corner. First of all, I'm going to go to one of the corners, and obviously you can't see it from there, because I'm going cool. Right.

Even if I'm in the middle, though, I am one with that urinal. I am getting up in that thing. There's no contact. That's yucky. I'm not touching it at all. Yucky. But I am.

Middle spot, never picking. If you came in, you'd think I am having sex with this year Because I am in it I had I'm in that I actually had the experience where the middle one came open Hmm, and there was a line for the corner ones. I'm like you can go ahead Yeah, I'm not taking that middle one. That's where everyone looks at your dick I was at Fergs in Tampa like the bar that everyone goes to before Tampa games and they have like kegs as their urinals and you Fit perfectly in there. It's like basically a mini keg

that they cut a little square into. Sam Barr in the Grove had that. Man, you would never see my wiener in there. You never peed in the keg at Sam Barr? I did. Who are the people that pee on the floor around it? That's a good question. How far back are you standing that you miss a urinal?

A lot of that is splash back. I couldn't be closer. It's so much, it's so wet. I know, but it just builds up over time. That's why you need those pads. Yeah. Those pea pads that kind of soak that up. Pads.

Yeah, yeah. They do a pretty damn good job with that. How do the Packers do it? I don't know, and I also don't know, we haven't found a single good batting stance in today's baseball. I tweeted out hours ago, send me, Ohtani, but like even Ohtani,

That's pretty standard. The names, like Juan Soto has kind of a fun stance. It's each of our own. I'm telling you, our standard for that, those stances in the 90s would be, we wouldn't even think of them. You think it's hurting the game? I do.

Because there are connection points, like, oh, this guy's got a, what's this guy's story? Right, it's really bad. I've been waiting for just one tweet where someone's gonna send me a picture of a stance or I'm like Okay, there's one there's not a single interesting stance in this entire league Wow Efficiency ruining everything Is that is that yeah 100% wait you can be more efficient if you have just a generic stance

Yeah, because you're trying to get in your swing to be able to create like the proper backspin on the ball You're going from point A to point B. And everyone is taught. Well stances are a big part. Because every batter ends at the same spot. Like right before they swing, their hands are back, their foot is down. Right, and so they're eliminating movement.

It's about timing though. Galarraga might have his stance wide open, but when the pitch comes, he's planting and he looks normal. You gotta be ready with eight seconds left also. That's true. No time for shenanigans. I saw Gary Sheffield golfing over the weekend

and I was so disappointed that on the first tee, what were the first tee? Did he have any waggle with his swing? No, I would have assumed, I was there for him, A-Rod and Albert Poole, they were in the first group on day one, they do these, our friend Nick does these crazy great intros for it, and I would've thought that he would've given the people what they wanted, which is, you know,

go up to the T-box and give a little bad waggle. You're on the senior circuit, pal. You give the people what they want. Did you see Roger Clemens on 17, he just started pitching. Yeah, I saw that. He walked Pujos, he was afraid. That was such a great little jocular moment. Oh no, it was Barkley, he actually threw pitches to,

and then when Pujos came up, he's like, nope, four. It was all a setup, just intentionally walk Pujos. Good fun. That's such a fun place. Good clean fun, that's 17th hole. What a time. It is. How did the Packers do that?

No clue.