The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: This Is Not Advice

Episode Date: September 14, 2023

It's time for JuJu Gotti to provide today's Thursday Thunder and update this week's polls! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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If he catches that ball, would it have gone over? We just needed Chiefs Moneyline, because we were worried about that game. We were worried about the Travis Kelsey thing, so we just needed Chiefs Moneyline. Us and a couple of Survivor pool contestants lamented that one. I think it.

How do we do on the rest of that? Well, there's a thunder. The good news is Canada took care. No, it didn't. Dang it. But we did hit the under and L-ass you guys. Yay! All right.

Well, this is not advice. Well, this is not advice. You do this at your own peril. OK. It does kind of feel like advice, but it's not, it's not advice. If you, if you go by these individual legs, which you can also, if you're in a draft king state, bet these individual legs, if you like something that we're saying, then you can do that too. Also, say to us. Yeah, you could also do that too. Uh, Thursday Thunder, by the way, is brought to you by Draft King Sports Park.

Yay! Love it, partners. Use code Dan, when you sign up on the app for a limited time offer for new customers. All right, let's get leg number one, Juju. Up Thursday, Thana! No one likes them, no one likes them, no one likes them, they don't care. They are fairly, effing, fairly. No one likes them, they don't care.

Philadelphia equals minus six and a half points tonight. Against your Minnesota Vikings Vikings leg number one leg number two Skull We are going with TJ Hockinson four point five catches. He will catch five balls tonight if you want to pause it You can The last leg. Okay, oh KJ. Which one? The last leg. We're gonna go with more Skullin, Jordan, Addison, the rookie. He's gonna catch four balls tonight.

Prime time Thursday night TNF only on Prime Video. Let's go guys. Slute the trap Kings. It all makes sense. The Eagles are gonna win big. Vikings are gonna be trailing. Have to throw the ball a lot. This is a gack. I like it. I'm not fating this one. Yeah, so is this one advice?

I'm not sure. It's not advice. It always feels like advice. End of payment purposes. All right. Well, if it's any consolation, I like those. Response. I do do so responsible.

End at your own peril. Responsibly, but also at your own peril. You look real quick. I know we didn't like being in Utah, but I think so fondly of that draft King's party. Yeah, that was so fun. Fat Joe shot at the fat Joe. Yeah, friends for a lifetime, also not hard to stand out. Just generally, it's a great night.

I don't mean to call you a crab state. I'm not actually calling you a crab state. It's just not for me. We should focus on the positive. That's a great night. I don't mean to call you a crab state. I'm not actually calling you a crab sage. It's just not for me. We should focus on the positive. That was a great night. That was a great night. The food was that ended at 850 p.m. Well, I mean, I'm doing you took it to the to the after after after that. Yeah, really. I salute. Jofil. He was there. Really? Yeah. Juju, let's recap some polls. Here are some of our favorite partners here in this one. The poll recap is brought to you by Dollar Shave Club Epic Racers.

Epicly affordable. Find them in stores or online. Juju, let's run through some polls here. Yes, Sarski, I know. Do we have 10 years left? Oh, wow. What? Dark wow. What? Darks?

45% of the audience says no. 55% says yes, we are gonna live. As a shower, as a human race, and as an Earth, we're back. Just no mean we've less or more than 10 years. Yeah, I guess your face in order. Number two is Terry Bradshaw at the age of random band-aids. 97% of the audience said yes, he is Almost

The next one does Greg Cody presently look and bomb 93 of the audience says yes, oh Members says no Fried mushrooms are they underrated as an appetizer? 52% of the audience says yes, they are underrated That's a douffies. Hey, are you a bad fan if you show up to an NFL game late? This is a big one. 59% of the audience says, yes, you are a terrible fan. 41% of the audience says, no, you are right.

What if you were late because you were tailgating or does that not count as late? Late. If you're in the premise, if you're tailgating, I don't think that that's late. It's like because that's part of the game day experience. Right. Depends on the opponent. If it's a big game, you got to be there for the start. But the whole thing for this question was about Zach Wilson and missing the Aaron Rogers

injury. So if you're late, this was this all started with Dan's weird hypothetical of there's a jet fan who just arrived late and hasn't been checking his phone at all And I was just like you're either in the parking lot kind of follow it like it's just such a weird scenario like so specific No text there's probably four people that genuinely got to their seat like what happened? What's wrong? Why is everybody sad? I just got a news alert that says the moon is slowly drifting away from us Uh-oh, we'll be fine. What's that 10 years one? News alert that says the moon is slowly drifting away from us We'll be fine. What's that 10 years one?

Slipple cake buddy Can you go into an opposing stadium and pull rank on the rich guy salute to the Aggies film me the gig on take-out ads bad to Texas 56% of the audience says no 44% says yes. I mean, considering that had something to do with me, I'm happy with the results, given my general score with the audience. You feel me?

We love you, Mike. Do you wish you were seven feet two tall? Two inches tall. No, seven feet two tall. You're a seven feet two tall. 84% of the audience says yes. 16% says no. Hey, that's not a good existence.

Who said no? How much? Let me go back scrolling. 16% of the audience says no. It seems too high. 86% want to be 72%? No, because I don't want to be. You're thinking, you're not thinking about this three dimensionally.

Like here's the thing, if you're seven, two automatically, your chances of playing pro basketball somewhere, not the NBA, but somewhere skyrocket. Yeah, my knees hurt. Yeah, but you know, on a plane. No, Kifit in the car door frames are too short. Shack had to have the back seat removed and like his front seat pushed all the way back. And none of us are shacks. Sign me up for that.

It's still our skill level, you basketball. I think me at 72. If I'm 72, I can have the career in the NBA that would allow me to build my world to the point that it would seem as if I'm a five foot 10 guy. That's the point. You feel me salute the guy who pooped in bath tubs for some reason.

The big one is the giant. I'm afraid for some reason. The big, uh, what is the giant? White famously, Andre the giant. Who's the name of that giant? The big Andre. Well, it's a close friend. It's Andre. Who's the biggest star? Lionel Messi, Beyonce, nose, Taylor Swift or that Bonnie.

It's that bunny. Don't even read it. It's not 45% of the world says Lee and L messy Follow closely by Taylor Swift slip to the Swifties. What a terrible poll. That is not true. That is not true Do you ever put back the chiefs 70% of the audience has no They're all lying. 97% of the audience says yes. Is the jury still out on Kirk Cousins? 63% of the audience says yes.

All right. Does Dany football still need to show you something in prime time? He's just looking to beat Dany, yes. Sorry. We love Dany, like a brother. You feel me? 89% of the audience still wants to see something from big

Donnie. I don't know what's wrong with him. He didn't show me everything. 466 guys, but not when the lights are on. Yeah. Nice caveat. Do all icebreakers stink. Slute the dinty nice 80% of the audience says no. Oh, no. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, wait, wait, what? Looked on Phoenix over here. I can't read 80% of the audience says yes. All right. That's better. They stink. No, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, to some built important poll coming up and point poll alert and point poll alert does Roger Gidele need to meet with George P. Toma a sap 63% of the audience says yes 37% says hell yes yeah it's 100% it's not good to get there oh did last poll questions. Did George Thomas save Troy Vincent's Haini?

83% of the audience has, of course, 17 are on choice side. Those were the polls. Boxing you by the one and only dollar shave club. And big razors and I put the e on epic in that sentence. Salute the dollar shave club. Salute to my boy Chess out. Salute the Chris Cody. Bit Mike with the Hurricanes.

Bit Roy with the Doc Downs, Hocker, and all that. What, whoops. Hockey. Salute the Jeremy Chad Shave. Bit Boller, my boy, Dr. Meen. We love you now. You feel me? Listen every week.

I run through a wall right now. Dollar Shave Club, by the way. Man, Salt Lake City. Yeah. And those rapations were epic. That was a great night, man. Not that I'm not, you know what? I'm gonna hold on to that night forever.

You think Rudy Gaye remembers me? Absolutely. Not even a piece of you. I tell you, no, no, hold on, dude, I'm gonna be positive. Yes, he remembers. If I say the beard thing, remember the beard. Yeah, you have to. Like if you walk up to him now, he'd be like,

who are you? If you shave, he'd be like, I remember you're a racist looking ass him now, he'd be like who are you if you shave? He'd be like I remember your race is looking ass. Oh He would he'd remember my shoes. He'd remember your shoes