The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Three Latinos (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Episode Date: December 3, 2025

"Is there anything wrong with being a punter?" JuJu is here with his Top 10 Disloyal Moves In Sports History That He Can Think Of. He also updates the polls and is willing to listen to constructive criticism from the fans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zaz. You see what's for lunch? Thai food. Orange chicken. You guys crushed those pork, those pork breakfast things got crushed by you guys. Cheech out on us. Those were good. Yeah, I love those. Close to bacon. I would bathe in that green sauce. Hell yeah, look at that Thai food.

You don't? No, I don't. Believe it or not. Save some of that sushi. Go ahead, guys. Start without us. We already did. No, I'm talking about our crew eating. Oh, my God. They are crushing you.

We're not going to be able to get any of that. Look at that. Look at those grazers. They always get out there early. And then what's left after when we get out there, there's nothing left. Hey, please leave that imitation crab wrapped in asparagus. Need that. Juju is here now.

We will get to him in a second. Right before we get to him, though, I just want to put in front of you guys an email I've just gotten. Good morning, it says, with an exclamation point. You all should have been contacted regarding your. incoming ballots from the Heisman trophy. Your login credentials will be coming Friday. You will need to have ballots in by 5 p.m. this

Monday. Thanks and happy voting. I am not ready to vote for the Heisman. Yeah, you are. You're voting for Malachi Tony. I'm not ready to do this yet. I can't do this yet. I've got a Cuban in Indiana who's got my attention. I can't ignore a Cuban quarterback

in Indiana. Can I? Ruben Baines. Malaki. Bain. Baines. It's just Bain. Whatever. Whatever. You are. Malaki. Maliki. Maliki.

You called him that? I can't imagine. The bead of sweat rolling down Dan's forehead when he has to decide between two Hispanic quarterbacks. It's going to be really hard. You guys got any suggestions for me? Any recommendations? You're like the Greg Cody now of the Hall of Fame Ballad. Drew Mestemaker.

Are you going to be watching that Big Ten title game to help you? You got two quarterbacks that are odds on in that top three in San and Mendoza. Pavia is making everyone sad that Vaynerbilt is not making anything. because they like Pavia, that's a nice little treat there for Vanderbilt if they have a Heisman trophy winner. That's as big as a nag. Am I going to be alone if I give Mestemaker a vote? Am I going to end up alone? I would bet there's people who will give him like bottom of their ballot votes. I mean, he leads the country in passing in nearly every statistic. You get three votes. Right. That's what I mean. In that third vote, I would think he'll

ranking them though, no? Yes. He'll get some third place votes. I would bet. He's at the top of the list statistically in like every category. Your top three needs to be all at and guys. All right, it's got to be Mendoza, Pavia, and Jacob Rodriguez from Texas Tech. What are we doing? Malaki, you referred to him as Malaki, and you just referred to him as Ruben Baines. Malaki. I deny saying it. Okay, but we have the sound right there. Three Latinos, Dan, don't overthink this.

That's AI. All right. Juju is here, and we've got polls to update. We've got listener constructive criticism, but let's start with top 10 most disloyal moves that juju can think of top 10 most disloyal sports moves what are you laughing about juju yes sir i appreciate you having me man always good to be here happy holidays but yeah man the chris paul move man it was such a disloyal move on the surface so i couldn't help but make a top 10 disloyal list of all time in sports history that i can think of listeners don't beat my door down any o'll i or you it tends a lot so you've got 10 of them. We're going to start with number 10, or you got OILs?

OLLI, my brother, Jason Taylor, leaves to go to the Jets. This is going to be a good list. I like that. Yeah, he made up for it. He returned, but hey, we never forget. Also, OLI, Fio Epstein, goes to the Chicago Cubs. It's a name that scares me. You grew up in Boston. Yes, sir. It's a good. scares people in Boston these days, too.

Last O-L-I, Jimmy Butler and that whole heat snafu from last year. What was that? This is a good start. You got 10 better than all of those? All right, let's see what we got. Oh, yeah. Number 10, Bill Belichick, hired by the Jets, and announced his resignation the same day. On a napkin.

Wrote it down on a napkin. Number nine The MLB to Pete Rose My brother bet on his self Come on man He put his money where his mouth was Get off his back I'm right

Johnny Damon Leaves the Boston Red Sox To go down south to New York New York is south of Boston Number seven We got to get through these fast ass No time for talking My boy got that look in his eyes

Katie to the Warriors Number six. Number six. Pete Carroll leaves USC and Reggie Bush hanging. Number five. Lane Kiff in the USC. Number four. The Clippers.

What they just did to Chris Powell. Flides in, right? Put it on the poll at Levitart Show. Did you know that New York was south of Boston? Number three. And number two, Urban Meyer leaves Florida for health reasons and science. Ohio State next year. That was a big one.

I think we skipped number three. We might be moving too fast. Take LSU. We'll just go, like it for LSU. You feel it. And number one, the most disloyalty thing that ever happened in sports to the sanctity of sports,

Tanya Harding, on the cold, Nancy Carrigan. What the hell was that? Salute. No Billy to the ringer and no Carlos Boozer steals from a blind owner. Second time the Clippers could have been on that list

with Blake Griffin signing a five-year $120 million contract and getting shipped to Detroit seven months later. Juju, if anybody on this show cares about boxing world titles, it might be you. Terence Crawford has been stripped of his WBC super middleweight world title that he won

against Canelo Alvarez due to unpaid sanctioning fees. Yeah, bro, and I have never been a bigger fan of Terrence Crawford. than today. You're going to tell me I got to pay for these belts I don't whoop somebody for? Oh, no.

These are mine. These are big daddies and they're staying home. You can charge them what you want to. You can name whoever you want to name the champion, but everybody knows, the streets know what's going on. So salute to Terrence Crawford, for sure. What is that all about? Can you give me any more information on that?

Is that something that's common? Like the stripping, the stripping of titles based on not being willing to pay fees? Right. I think it was somewhere around like 300,000, something like that. Yeah, 300,000 WBC sanctioning fee. I mean, I guess. That's wild. It looks like Deshawn Watson might play football this season.

What? Yep. He's been designated for return to practice. So. Can't wait. Well, what is happening there? I kick the tire, see what you have in the war horse. Roy, I'm not certain if that's a sound that's coming out of you right now or if that's a sound from before.

I can't totally tell. It's the sound I saw you making while Greg Cody was doing his impassioned postgame speech yesterday. I woke up this morning. I'm like, you know what's missing from the national discourse? Does Sean Watson start? We have some constructive criticism from the listeners today. What do you have for us in the way? of constructive criticism yes sir you guys are perfect i'm done telling y'all which y'all should be

better at i feel like that's lame as hell who am i the the lame police like you know what i mean the constructive man so i'm going to start listening and trusting the audience and especially i'm going to start with myself i'm a lead by example let's see what my boy my boy finds mike says please stop laughing so much during your segment it makes it damn near unlistenable And you know what, Mike Fonz, I got you, brother. I'm going to stop laughing as much. When I come on here, it's a thing that black people do. We code switch.

We see some caucus mountains, and then we be like, and so I turn into that every single time I come on this show, bro. And so I'm going to do a better job of just being my authentic ghetto self. And I got you, Mike Fons. Salute to you, brother. I believe this segment began with me asking you, what are you laughing about ju-choo? No.

Before we got to the construction. That was the first thing that you said, Dan. Do you have it? But yeah, I'm going to get better at it. Look, I'm working progress. You feel me? I'm going to try my best because I know, I know how it be,

especially y'all that listen to an audio product and here comes chuckle-fuck over here laughing at his own damn top ten list. I feel y'all. Do you have any advice that you have to share in general because I'm always finding your advice valuable. Yes, sir, man. And this holiday season, a lot of kids around the world.

Now little boys and little girls can take part in the illustrious sport of football. And I know that people know, parents know how rare it is for you to get a job in the NFL, especially as a little black kid in the ghetto trying to come up, make your way. You got to be really good. So here's my advice. As good as your son or daughter ears at playing quarterback, running back, wide receiver, man, also give them a trade. After practice, send them over there with the punters in middle school and start punting early. Get you some field goal tries in.

Try to get your field goal game up early because, hey, don't jobs, as you see on TV these days, you can get one of those. if you just stay consistent from middle school on. So, yeah, all my black kids out there, ain't nothing wrong with being a punter, man. Punters get paid. You did. So, yeah. Put it on the poll, Juju, please, at Lebitard show.

All my black kids out there, is there anything wrong with being a punter? I'm not putting that. What are you doing? Long question. It's a good question. Let's update those polls at Lebitard show. What do you got?

Did you know that the MLS Cup final is this Saturday? 78% of the audience says, no, they did not. Damn. Did you know that inner Miami are the herons? 85% of the audience says, no, they did not. Did you know that Vancouver's soccer team is called the white caps? 51% of the audience says, yes, they did. a bunch of the big brain on these white cap fans are herons ibises and cranes basically the same thing

83% of the audience says yes they are should mean the kimes and ben solik just handle the college football playoff rankings 81% of the audience says yes they should is a piece of pizza no no no no If a pizza pizza is walking, is the crust of the head or the feet? 86% of the audience says yes, because I messed up that pole. Either way, you could call it Krustifer Walking. And Jeremy's back. Hold on a second. Hold on a second.

You better give me a kick in X. That's crazy. My bad, Jeremy. I try it. Who was more terrified this weekend? Young Ho Koo's Holder or Matt Stafford when he was hydroplaining? 79% of the audience says Young Hoot Coos holder is, is it kind of bullshit, tough shit? 90% of the audience says, yes it is.

And last, oh, no, two more pose. Have you failed at life if you referred to as the Pute Cannon guy? come on guys 86% of the audience says yes I'm here to say no you're not it don't matter if you're a puke cannon guy a garbage man you sir are valuable and you better hold that puke cannon my brother you got a good job last poll in a fight do you need to be wary of the guy with the hairy shoulders 92% of the audience says yes and those are your pose you where do you fall in the pizza debate is he standing lining up? Is the crust the head? Is the crust the legs? He walks on four legs. He slides.

Is the crust the head of the legs? Yes or no. It doesn't walk. The pizza does not walk upright. Yes, it does. Look. Right. You got them doing crap. Oh, that proves it. Yeah, that proves it right there. I'm looking at it. Clearly the crust up top. It's like a nice, it's like his hair. Yeah. Right. Nice box. Man, the one on the right's got no arms. Bit of news. The Chief's Cowboys Thanksgiving Day game achieved a record 57.2 million viewers. It is now considered the most watch regular season game ever, and this part's gnarly, beating the previous record by 36%.

I mean, 57 million is an insane number. It peaked with 61.3 million viewers at one time. That's half a Super Bowl. Like, that's what the Super Bowl does. Like, that's half of what the Super Bowl does. A regular season game, that's just because, wow, that is crazy. Thank you, sir. Good talking. We'll talk to you tomorrow. Yes, sir. Rest and peace, Eldon Campbell. We love you.