The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Thursday Lightning

Episode Date: June 1, 2023

It's time for everyone's favorite segment...THURSDAY THUNDER! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

¡Yor, ¿el que te va a hacer? ¡Tenerá un nuevo trabajo! Escuchéis lo que escuchéis, tapados los ojos. La calle vamos todos a cieras, pero lo más aterradores no saberen que confiar. Uy de las personas que os piden que mireis, si queréis seguir convido. It's Thursday Thunder Time! And I know what we're gonna do. Is that thunder or lightning? This is... well, thunder. It's thunder. It's like a lightning jolt that creates the thunder.

What is this one sound like? That's lightning. That's lightning. That is lightning. But the sound is thunder. The sound is always thunder. Thunder is made by lightning. Lightning causes thunder. But it's seeing this sound.

This sound is called thunder. To my point then, in this sound, you can hear the crackling of the lightning. You know, lightning comes up from the ground, not from the sky. Yeah. Yeah. We are cooking. Mike, you usually laugh at this, like a maniacal laugh from the sky. Yeah. Yeah. We're cooking.

Mike, you usually laugh at this, like a maniacal laugh at the beginning. You didn't do it this time. No, I've been doing that a lot. I was laughing a lot, I'm like, sure. And, look, I'm annoying. That's just like the character. And they're just sometimes I'm like, OK, ease up on the gas pedal. Your teams are probably both winning championships.

There's going to be plenty of maniacal after in your future. Speaking of thunder, it's the first day of hurricane season. Oh boy, happy June. What more that came from? How'd you feel about the graphic that showed Denver a mile high, say from climate change apparently? Was that the message that they were trying to send? I thought you were running out of water.

And us just six feet. And that's, appreciate you, given us the six feet there. And we're six feet above. It was just a really terrible reminder that all of this could go like that. Make sure you're prepared, storm ready, because all it takes is one. It's batteries. Here. It's a batteries.

Here's today's Thursday Thunder. We're gonna play it safe. We're gonna give you a single game parlay with the game that everybody is watching today, the NBA finals, of course. And we're gonna begin by taking a side. Jeremy Tache, can you take a wild guess who I'm back and against the, well, that's a different segment.

Who I'm backing on the game line. I bet you're taking the Miami Heat plus nine. That's not Jeremy, but I agree with you. Thank you, Jeremy. Ah! Ah! I am indeed taking Miami Heat plus nine and a half. There's been a lot of points.

This is a zombie heat, Zacklow told us. They just kind of hang around and it comes down to late game execution and all you want is a heat fan is for this game to be within 10 with five minutes left and you'll feel like they'll just out execute folks. How great is it that everyone is just wrong when it comes to these teams. This team. Yeah everyone like like Zacklow in that last in that interview just had just had to be like I can't explain it. I don't know. Not everybody. Well, not everybody. Not everybody. Not everybody. Not everybody. Not everybody. Not everybody.

Look at Adam. Alright, so that's the first leg of our three leg, Parley. I gotta tell you, I've seen the juice on this one. Apparently, we're not taking that much of a risk on this one. But our next one is going to be a player prop. I feel good about the look in Caleb Martens' eye. Look the man in his eye. Jeremy, you'll be having no, I apologize to him directly.

That makes three active members of the Miami Heat. I have apologized to for doubting. Thank you, Max Shruse, Udonis Haslam, and Caleb Martens. Per my priest, that's enough to be able to be on a float. I thought Cortez was deciding that. Cortez, you have Cortez, you have Cortez, there's a radius clause here. There's a radius clause here, Parakeet.

You can have a tamplifone number and decide to please. Also, why is he only on Master Tisfazzi in show now? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Anyone? Ha, ha, ha, ha. So I like the look in Kayla Martin's eye. So I'm going to take Kayla Martin over 14. It's 14 or over.

So at least 14 points, and assist. How we feel about that Jeremy Tashay? We always feel great about Kayla Martin. I think Chris Coney was actually supposed to do that. Yeah, I was pointed at Chris Coney. Like, you'd like to do it. Like, do it. It was me, and that Chris Cody. Like, you'd like to do it. It was me and now it's not.

How do we feel about that Jeremy Tasha? Great. Let's go. What the? What? That was actually not a bad journey. Let's go. All right, now for our third and final leg.

We have three legs. Yeah. Hell yeah. Here's my third leg. Just bam out of bio. All you need to do, get one steal. We have three legs. Yeah, hell yeah. Here's my third leg. Just bam out of bio. All you need to do, get one steal. You're gonna be on YoKitch. We all assume you're gonna be on YoKitch.

That's a high volume player, a big time playmaker. Hopefully one of those balls bottles. That's what I'm betting on. A bobbled ball. Bam, one steal. Caleb Martin, at least 14 points in his sys, and Miami Heat, plus nine and a half, that is the thunder!

BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! Let's go! Let's go! Oh, let's go!

Let's go! Yeah, guys, everyone was saying in my ear, we didn't have to say it over the microphones, it's always super embarrassing for me Here's a liner that I'm super Thrilled to be delivering and that always remember. Let's go Mike Time for Thursday thunder. Oh, I should do that at the beginning Hey say that was that was Thursday thunder much better wow

Amazing and it's brought to you by our friends at DraftKing Sportsbook. You don't have to just in the scopy, you don't have to say that there are friends. I would have volunteered that information. The lovers. You can follow our parlay on the DraftKing Sportsbook app. Guys, I'm feeling pretty good. I think this one might be a winner. Oh yeah. This is as easy as this get, but you know just that responsibly.

That responsibly. I really should do the liner on the front end. Yeah. Should we do it again? Yeah.