The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Tony's Top 5

Episode Date: November 16, 2023

Tony delivers his Top 5 on a Thursday live from Domino Park. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. I am told that Tony, who is out on assignment, has finally produced his top five for the week. I would think that that would have been Monday or Tuesday or Wednesday immediately after the football weekend. But we finally get to it on Thursday. Slow burn. Tony is at Domino Park now. He is at Domino Park with John Reed who insists on being in the shot. John Reed, he makes the John Reed read is fine john read is funny uh... hold on second tony before we get to i can't say some of what happened one of the times that john read was out with lucy but john read has some bad judgment

and john read has done some things that sporting events like where a panther jersey uh... to uh... to a scene like a final game in big as cup Vegas the game in the press box gross and may have violated airspace regulations with some of his creativity uh... john reed needs to get out of the shot and give the room to the star of the show the top five toning i don't know why we're getting this on thursday toning any outside looking in we've got football observations from last week and we got a game tonight where are we on the top five is it just five years and more than five we got some all-I-down on me get make it out on the lamesa that he i was just playing right here with mitsaie they

if you can see her in the back they filled in my spot wait a minute uh... why aren't you at a dominoes table doing this why are you in front of a dominoes table instead of at a dominoes table because here's the thing, Dan, these people take their dominoes very, very seriously. And what am I going to come in as an outsider and mess up their game, mess up the vibe, disrespect, the sport, and possible. I would never do that. I have too much respect. Okay. All right. Very well done. And he's at it.

Give me my music. Wait, hang on one second. For those watching on video, if you grew up a wrestling fan or of the WWF, you'd know that that is an iconic monumental spot that Tony is at because that is where the WWF first introduced us to Razor Ramon. All the classic vignettes right there where Tony is, a piece of WWF history. How about that? A piece of art history right now, Dan. All right, we start off in the OLI. Does anybody really want to win the NFC South? Anybody?

It's Bucks, Saints. Stinky Division. But Panthers we know they're not going to win. Send it out to the scene. The Falkins, anybody. Just somebody please win. Yes, go ahead and get lost. The whole division.

Terrible. Terrible division. And it's been for years now. Don't look down. Daniel, last OLI. The Raiders. Antonio Pierce has them firmly in the mix. Oh, come on.

Just come on. But how they for real? They brought a different swag. Are they for real? They're different swacks in the black and silver. Are they reaper? I don't know. Yeah. Okay. Can you get on? Yeah. They're in the mix. Double digits. Never said they were. I never said the R word. Okay. In the mix. They're in the mix. They're in the mix. They're in the mix. They have to say commanders now. But in the mix, they'll be

considered in the mix though, to be for real. In the mix, though, to be for real. In the mix though to be for real In the mix to possibly be for real we're still debating on that one but in the mix at least all right Redskins there I said it five Damn it Joe You know you can't say that No number five the past or not Josh dobs cleared for lift off in Minnesota No sé eso. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,, I eat, I live happily. Okay, how much is it? One dollar more. Economic.

I'm going to be saved. There we are. One dollar more. Tony, Tony, Tony, don't get that man back over there and tell him you will buy more peanuts for him and make him a part of your segment, please. Okay, where is thoughts on Vikings Broncos? Me queme un poco de tu segmento. Ok, ¿qué es eso? Vaya un poco de froncos. Voy a comprar más.

Pero... ¿Tú sabes de Trevor Lawrence? Claro que sí. Es que tiene el pelo. ¿Qué? ¿Huegas para los jaguars? Si ya estaba en un marquete más grande. ¡Es un poco... ¡y me va a ser tan mal! Si es en un gran marquete, ¿no?

Claro. Sí. ¿Elo sabe? ¿Ega no me ha habido el trophy? ¿Huegas para los jaguars? He'd be bad if you was in a big market we'd be in trouble Hey, got on high for the trophy. Way up a lot Jaguars. Okay, okay, I'm sorry. I did that to you. Okay To some little lions the Dan Campbell. Okay, it's all about no, he's both sitting here Yeah, Lacey, my own the lion's this week. He likes it Besides that man, that's a little bit slow. I'm, yeah, lace him on the lion's this way he likes Besides, I don't know if Loewe can put all right keep down on the lions guys Dan Campbell has them right where he wants you Exactly what wants you look at him from school to be your thumbs up He's waiting for my name. He's waiting for $10

Yes, he's saying yes guys, okay, he says yes guys. He says yes, Omra, Dan, please be quiet. Let me finish. Perhaps you need a payday advance. Trick-caching USA available on the corner of Powerline Road. Back to you, Don. Thank you, Joe. We've entered the part of the schedule.

Schedule, where every year, Dac tricks us into thinking he's a good quarterback. We're firmly in the mix of that right now. Dac is tricking us every into thinking he's a good quarterback. We're firmly in the mix of that right now. Dak is tricking us every year thinking that he's a good quarterback. He's not. It happens every single year. Here we are right now. Take a look at that. He's got the jacks. He likes it.

He says he likes it. He's a good quarterback. He's a good quarterback. He's a good quarterback. At number one. He's just waiting for money. At number one. Oh, yeah.

The Wiltajah Allen. Yay. He knows. Yay. He's just getting it. Number one. Oh yeah, the Wutajah Silent. Yes. Yes. He knows. He knows. He knows. Numero de Ciciete, no? Numero de Ciciete, 17.

Definitely the winner. I'm going to hear. Sell all your stock in the bills. The bills are dead. You heard it here first. And I'm making the playoffs. Sell and stock. That is old.

In the economy, Lely. It was fine four years ago. But the bills are dead you heard it here first or not making the playoffs selling stock that is old in the economy lady was fine four years ago but the bills are dead that's Tony's top five I'm gonna buy some more peanuts what are you gonna hide? almost seeing almost seeing

that was the best I'll give him whoa he bought a hundred dollars worth of peanuts he's buying peanuts that's inflation peanuts now cost $100. No. Metal-hiker covered it. Back to you guys.

This segment, not worth it tonight. Ha ha ha ha.