The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Top 5 Chris Cote Blunders (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Episode Date: April 21, 2025

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You just got some breaking news for it. We can't get to that sound yet. It's weird. You know, I have the most current breaking news of current breaking news. Every time I drop it, we're breaking news. Cooper flag has submitted his name to the NBA draft. Back to you, Chris. Oh man, shocking.

Okay, it's too bad we couldn't immediately get to you stumbling in the last hour. Let's hear if your most latest, your- Can we give the context? What is the context? The context here is I'm talking about Jeff Van Gundy talking to his players in the meeting, how, hey, if this ball comes to me, I'm gonna grab it, I'm gonna try to slow down these nuggets,

and I'm gonna be about that action. So that was what I was trying to say, and this is how it came out. And he had to let, he had to be about that tall, it couldn't just be about, what am I trying to say here? He's about that action. And he had to let, he had to be about that tall, it couldn't just be about, what am I trying to say here?

He's about that action. See, with the context, I knew what I was trying to do there. Yuck. That's not, I've done way worse than that. He had to be about that talk. Oh man. Do you know how hard it is to be a lamer than the man who has a son who ran around the theater

with a rotisserie chicken on his head See to me this one's way worse Pablo you and three other people your dream my mouth Living your dad Put together a top five Chris Cody stumbles for me before the end of the said before the end of the show Chris I'll be just put that together juju mazula. Did you have any thoughts on the way we talked about mazula? You're a Celtics fan, and I don't think we were terribly respectful You feel me salute to mazula? Did y'all see when jason taylum got hurt?

mazula screamed get up Mazuli, there's an all-around crazy man Like i done tried to fire him four five times just like eagles fans try to fire sirianne when stuff goes wrong You love him when he's doing right, but you hate him when he's doing slightly wrong. Yeah, I mean, y'all put the proper respect on Missoula's name, slightly throw it off, but hey, NBA champion, baby. What did you think of the Halliburton-Dame thing? Yeah, I think y'all forgot that remember last season during the play-in tournament,

Halliburton hit a big shot and then went to his wrist and did the game time, the game time. That's where the beef originated. So since then, they ain't really saw that boy too, he ain't got the best ideas of the Halliburton or the Halliburton family. So he's waiting to get that get back. But you can't be out there now

that smoking some pre-pants, damn. You gotta wait till the game come on and don't do that all that talking when you ain't even suited up. The sweater is lovely though but it seems too colorful for the interaction the sweater I don't think I have this wrong you can be in a nice sweater it can't be that colorful a sweater though. It can be a beautiful sweater I think you have to you have to refrain. That's the line that Dame is crossing there He's talking trash in too colorful a sweater Hey, you came on smoking that colorful ass sweater bro. Like that's date night material

You feel me looking good though? Damn salute. He wanted to show he had the Louis V on though. That's why Dan You can make sure what's got the biggest baton on and I'm gonna put that on and then he's got the kung fu Kenny pants On which are crazy. Jeremy. Can you look up? I'm sure you can look up the price of that sweater I'm sure it's a very expensive sweater Juju, do you have any of the thought any thoughts today on any of the lists any of the top five lists anything else today? Oh, yes, two guys was making the top five annoying things lists So I made my own top five annoying things list with a couple of OLA's. You feel me.

All right. What kind of annoying things? What's the context? Uh, OLA NBA games ending at 1 a.m. Eastern time. Come on, brother. I gotta get up and go to work at 8 a.m. And here we are still Shay Gis Alexander at the free throw line. It's like, come on guys. Another, right, another OLI. This is kind of one of a picky OLI.

Someone's saying you're welcome after I say thank you. You can say, no problem. You feel me? But when you say you're welcome, it feels like, ugh. Like, it's just a little, yeah, just a little. I don't know. I don't know what it is. It's just me. It's my list. Make your own list if you got a problem.

You don't want to be welcomed in that situation. I'm thanking you. And that's enough. Don't welcome me to anything. It's enough. I don't need welcoming. We're OK. We can end our relationship and thank you. Yeah. Or if you say we say thank you to me, I'd be like, oh, man, no problem. And I'll mention it. But when you say you're welcome, it just feels a little tanky, like, oh,

as a matter of fact, I don't thank you. How about that? A little strong. Okay, a little, to welcome you to what though? You're welcome to what? To these hands right here, buddy, if you say it again. Wait a minute, whoa, I don't understand why it escalated to that.

Why did it escalate to that? That's what it feels like. That's what you're saying. It feels like you're saying you're welcome to me. Like if I had to say something back to you, I got nothing else to say. Okay, very good. I don't know why such a nice thing turns into your hand. Right here.

I don't know what you're doing. Two for one, by the way. All right, another OLA. The airport announcer microphone being too low. I'm like, did I just get an upgrade? There's no way. Was that me? I don't understand.

I'm trying to. How is this not better after all of these years? How is the airplane microphone situation still a shitty pilot talking into a tin can? Right. Last Oli, a little kid running around the movie theater that I just paid my hard earned money with a rotisserie chicken.

Chicken Chockey. That's right. That's right. That's right. He's exactly right. I am ashamed of you, your parenting. It's a chicken Chockey, Juju. I'm ashamed of your kid. I'm ashamed of your ancestors.

Soiling the good name of Zaslow. Your descendants. Chris Cody, do you have a top five list? Top five most embarrassing Chris Cody screw ups. This is brutal. Number four. Reliving these. Number five, this is me talking about Tyron Smith's hands

Chris what was the funniest thing from the sports weekend? I got Tyron Tyron Taylor Tyron Smith. I'm sorry. They were talking back here. So they were making me a little nervous Don't make excuses Tyron Smith holding a football in his hands It was this it looked so small That's five. Wow, you limped in with that ever. That's number five. That's not Chris Cody Who is that guy? Number four me screwing up trying to say karaoke. Don't drag me into this This is a beef between two guys leave it to the amateurs to battle this one out, sir

Are you in a karaoke league? I mean they used to call me Chris karaoke Sir, are you in a karaoke league? I mean they used to call me Chris karaoke That back was really supposed to say carry Cody, but I just said carry over three number three This is me screwing up a few good men. What about a few good men Cody? Do you know what that is? Yes, do you know who directed that off now? I just know isn't that there is like are you can't handle the truth? This next one I don't even really remember it's me screwing up chick-fil-a joke during a Brad Stevens interview So my favorite fries are chick-fil-a waffle fries. Yeah, there you go. Yeah their Chick-fil-A waffle fries. Yeah. There you go, yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Chick-fil-A's gonna be mad. Chick-fil-A is in trouble. You dip them in the sauce, right Brad? You have to, Chick-fil-A sauce? Yeah.

Chris. Therapy couch, get out of here Chris. I just, what? I thought I was celebrating. I said that Chick-fil-A would be mad at him, even though he said a good thing about Chick-fil-A. Number one. Number one. This is me, did we get the fizzdale yet? Here's me screwing up something with David fizzdale She's bad. He's gone and Dwayne Wade goes. I'm not sure what's going on with the culture sinking ship

They realize Riley. I mean suppose never leaving you know I feel like What's his name had a? Keep going just keep Through it. No, let's just end the segment What's his name? Had a. Good start. Keep going. Just keep going. Fight through it. Let's just end the segment right there. I found it at the end. Fizzdale.

Fine for me. You trying to read the time that we overheard you trying to read. Sheets and giggles. Yeah, I'm looking for that one. Ah, sheets and giggles. Let's update some polls, Juju. OK, cool. We'll get to my top five another time.

Oh, I'm sorry. No, no, wait a minute. No, I thought, did we not get to number one? I'm sorry. Did we not get to number one? Those were OLIs. Oh, Jesus, I thought that was the top five. Those were OLIs. My bad. I'm sorry. I thought we'd already started the list.

Go ahead. I'm sorry. I'm very long-winded today. I'll speed through these. Number five, when someone sends you six different text messages without just saying the one thing, like just take a beat, take a breath, send me one big text message. Don't text me hey.

Don't text me hey. Strong agree. Number four, when you go to squirt the ketchup and the ketchup water comes out before the ketchup. Oh, that's a good one. What mercy's put together here? Right between the eyes. Number three, Uber drivers that won't stop asking questions. Jesus.

Chatty, chatty Uber drivers. You don't get- So you're here for the- You don't get the condiment juice in any other thing. Why is it just in ketchup? Is there like, is there mustard juice? You get it in relish. just in ketchup? Is there like a relish mustard? And all of them? Yes, you're wrong about everything. Yeah.

Number two. Rent. Yeah. Rent is. That's correct. Well, I just got paid. Now you want it back from me already. Can't get a foot ahead.

That's it. Get a foot ahead. Let's just get a foot ahead. And number one, David Sampson. Okay, there we are. It seems to be a consensus. No matter what. Let's get to the polls. First poll. Do you really have a toothache

if you're chewing bacon while complaining about said toothache? 79% of the audience says, no, you do not. It was crispy, crunchy bacon. It's not just bacon. Are you proper bleeped if your wifi doesn't work for an entire weekend? 90% of the audience says yes, they are. 90% of the audience says, yes, they are. Dang.

That seems like an unhealthy dependence to be reminded of in the middle of Zaslo's live stream. Just me and Gilbon. It was a great stream too, by the way. I was in New York over the weekend, went to the Knicks versus Pistons game. Campaign, wow, holy moly. You would have thought the gates of hell

opened up whenever he hit those threes. I've never been to Madison Square Garden for a nice game. That crowd is crazy. Look at me, Louie I am told I'm told by the way that we're gonna have pop that campaign T-shirts up on the website here at some point. I don't know whether we're allowed to do that or not You didn't give us a report from New York though Juju they celebrated in in New York as if they had really won something. Yes, after the game they were saying we want Boston. I was like, come on guys. You had a great run in the fourth quarter, but let's see what Cade Cunningham has to say about game two. You feel me? What if they were to champ, we want Orlando.

That would have been crazy. But yeah, that was a good stream you had, Zazz Lo. Watching that heat game. Sure. Were you happy for me? Yeah, I was happy because I live in Atlanta. I don't wanna see the Hawks win. Like, come on, stupid Hawks.

Like, get out of here. Let's see the heat, how far they can push it. Next poll, do you know the symptoms of gout? 60% of the audience says no, they do not damn Have you ever had a paper cut? 97% of the audience says yes, they have had a paper. Thank you. Not a great day for me. I Was like that's all right

Jeremy what happened at one point we were gonna play the game Marlin or disease with somebody and we ended up wandering too far our field what what were When were we gonna do that with whom that was with Pablo? We were thinking about playing that game with him Maybe we could bring it back with a guest tomorrow because we have some good ones in there, Dan I don't know if you know the answer to this one, but Kreutzfeld Marlin or disease? Jacob Kreuzfeld.

Disease. I'm against Marlin. Clearly, it's something that, yeah, it's a- Kreuzfeld-Jakob disease. Damn. I got a bad case of Nardi. Are notaries obnoxious? He's just so cooked today, it's crazy. A 75% of the audience says yes, they are.

Chris Cody went off on notaries today, just took out the entire- That was my best segment, I shined there. I feel good about that. I'm gonna go home and be like, honey, I had the notary segment. I shine there. I feel good about that. I'm gonna go home and be like honey I had the notary said She would say what? Juju anything else?

Yes, can you say you got someone tickets to an event if they still had to pay face value? 63% of the audience says no you cannot God Everyone here agreed that Stuugats had done someone a kindness by just simply setting him up with a broker. Right, I thought he had set up my boy Mike with great seeds like, bro, put your wallet away, your money's no good here, style.

My boy Mike still had to pay, come on, man, you can't get into the microphone saying I hooked him up, neither here nor there. Did you have a friend that was too eager today to tell you that the Pope had died? 54% of the audience says yes, they did have their friend Tony blasphemy, but I'm just saying a lot of the guys that didn't really care about the pope. We care about the last poll. Last poll is Whittingham great at the soccer stuff while sucking at everything else. Eighty three percent of the audience says yes, he is. And yes, he does.

Damn, those are the polls before I get out of here. The alley is still going on. You feel me? Check out the alley. And if you want to call and legal voicemail and get on the show, the Alley-oop is still going on. You feel me? Check out the Alley-oop. And if you wanna call and leave your voice mail and get on the show, the Alley-oop, call 650-JUJU now and leave your message and I will respond. You got to know.

Let's just close it out here with the gymnastics dismount, gymnastics dismount. Not sure we have time for this. I'm getting there. Of Chris Cody trying to read while we were watching him from another room and he didn't know we were watching. All right, don't edit it then, Michael.

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