The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Top 5 People In Sports Who Need To Keep Their Beard (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Episode Date: November 10, 2025

"We've got JuJu Gotti and... JewJew Gotti." JuJu joins the show to bemoan his Bills' loss to the Dolphins, share a new Top 5, update the polls, and match with Jeremy with their Miami Heat Vice Nights jerseys. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

All right, Juju's wearing a Miami Heat Vice jersey, but you're not fooling me, man. We all know what happened yesterday. Dolphins beat the bills. You know that's what we're starting. You're not fooling me, Juju. You got to eat that one, Juju. Come on now. Come on. Yes, sir.

You're right, brother. There is no excuse. There is no excuse at all. The only thing that I would say is when Dan says this is the biggest surprising loss, I have literally been saying all years since week two beating the bills is not the head on your mantle

that you think it is but they have a lot of problems it's multi-pronged like as good as it is to say everybody eats is our mantra every now and then you got to have somebody at the head of the table that demand a breast

like you feel me like on third and third down you need somebody at the table saying give me the breast bro I got us like somewhere on the spectrum and they haven't had anybody in the way of a number one receiver and that's what cripples on those

thirds in longs or second in longs I'm going to stop talking and let you get a word in edgewise because I got a lot. I'll tell you, Chris, you know it was low-key my favorite moment from the game yesterday? One moment. When that Jordan Poyer, when he was faced down on the grass, that was my favorite. I don't like that Jordan Poyer.

Eat that grass, Jordan Poyer. Right. Because as good as it is, as good Patrick Mahomes is, bro, it's a great luxury to be able to throw the ball to Travis Kelsey. As good as Matthew Stafford is playing, man, it feels good to probably see Pooka and Duvante Adams out there when you need them, you dig it. So I think that the bills, they've been relying on Josh's greatness more than just understanding that, hey, greatness comes and goes, but you got somebody in a prime right now.

You got to surround him with talent, an overflow of talent, because if you don't, you're going to have games like this. Are you worried that the bills are not going to win the division? Oh, man. I don't plan on winning the division this year. All we need it somewhere within these couple of years is a competent competitor, which is the Patriots right now. They're very competent. And I don't see us overcoming our problems, which is the defensive end. We have so many injuries. We got A.J. Epinessa, Taryn Johnson, Christian Binfor, A. Oliver, Josh Palmer, Desquine Jones, Shad Thompson, Landon Jackson yesterday. We have so many injuries to overcome and by them not pulling the trigger at the trade deadline, which is a whole other thing.

I think that they're just destined to be middle of the road this year. Ju-Ju, I see you have a top five for us here today? What do you got, man? Yes, sir, man. Earlier in the show, Chris said that Aaron Rogers definitely needs a beer, bro. He needs some scruff. He looks old. It looks like gray. It's just like his white face just makes him look grayer. Right, bro. And it looks terrible. I was watching it as well.

His mean face, his angry face he'd be looking at his teammates with. I'd be like, man, hell nah, bro, you look too angry. So it made me come up with a list

of top five people in sports that should not cut their beards. Looking good, Jeremy. That's your topoganger, Juju, right? Look at that. We have Juju and Juju.

Salute Salute Number five Aaron Rogers Brother you need to keep that beer on your face bro look at you The charges is already bad But the beer makes it worse

You know what Strangely enough I think you're right I think no beard makes him look older Oh yes It's odd He looks odd

That's all the only way I can explain His face looks backwards Mm-hmm. Number four, Ryan Fitzpatrick. Keep the beer, brother. The beer was a great addition. Never get rid of it. Number three, it's a double whammy.

Jason and Travis Kelsey. I couldn't even imagine it before seeing this picture of Jason, but at the same time, We all know what that Travis Kelsey picture looked like without the beard. Yeah, and Jason looks like he's got that butt chin. There he does. Number two, James Hardin.

I don't know how this is number two. That's crazy. Bro, look, crazy as hell, man. That beard was his glow up. And the number one person in sports that should not cut their beard, Daniel Leviton Brother like a bird of prey

By the way Roy here making the argument for James Hardin without the beard He was doing it off Mike But he's like he looks good Yeah he's not bad It's not terrible I don't know

I saw the play calling for the bills Terrible in times Forfe's short you doing a spin out Launch the ball down the field terrible horrible P.U. Sorry about that. Well, Jujo, we see you are wearing your BAM at a Bio Miami Heat

Vice Jersey tonight. It's emotional. The heat have what I call a show me game. There's a lot going on in the NBA right now. So you know what? Let's get to our MVP update. Oh, yeah.

M.V. The B. of the day. I got an update for you, ass. You ready for this? We got a lot of guys who are in the MVP conversation right now. If we're going to have a conversation about MVP,

it might need to start with Tyrese Maxie. You see what Tyrese Maxie was up to this weekend? Oh, yeah. That's right. that the Sixers are six and four. Better without Embed, all right. They did lose last night. They're six and four back-to-back 30-point games this weekend for Maxi.

On the season, he is averaging over 33 points and eight assists a game. He is a superstar. If we're going to have a conversation about MVP, we better be talking about Tyrese Maxi. Mm-hmm. We show shit. I'm so close second. the Joker. Wow. Good player.

We shall not mention his name right now. I like him. He is playing out of his mind right now. He's yet to appear on this list. Aaron Gordon's appeared on this list and Tyrese Maxie becomes the first three-time participant of the MVP of the day. Deservably so. Deservidly so.

Yep. Juju, let's update some polls, man. Yes, sir. MVP of the day. Let that thing be jamming. Do you judge someone who sleeps on the airport floor? I know. I know you, Juju.

And I know where you stand on this. Never. Yeah, you already know. 68% of the audience says, yes, they do judge them. It's disgusting. Once again, I don't prefer to do it. It's when you have like four hours. What else am I going to do?

Four hours. I did it this past Saturday night and not for a second. Did I say, you know what I want to do? I'm going to lie down on the floor. After like two hours of sitting on that chair, you're like, oh, I got two more hours of this? What am I going to?

Oh, no. Do you believe in airplane mode on your phone? 60% of the audience says, no, they don't, Jeremy. I mean, how's it that looks? It's crazy. Right. I thought it would be higher. It's Sicilian pizza, the best pizza.

77% of the audience says, no, it is. It is not. Whoa. Damn. Do you drive with your arm out of the window? It's a dad move. 52% of the audience says, yes, they do. Really?

I can't tell you the last time I drove my arm out the window. Right. Do the Jacksonville Jaguars think that Davis Mills is Patrick Mahomes? 78% of the audience says, yes, they do. And last poll, are you aspiring to taste the taste of wetness. 61% of the audience says, no, they are not. And those I oppose.

Come on, taste the taste of wetness. I'm still looking at that conversation about Nestle Quick.