The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Top 5 Songs To Hear On Third Down (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Episode Date: October 20, 2025

"IT’S THIIIRRRRRRRD DOOWWWWWWWN!" JuJu has dueling Top 5 lists and is prepared to updates the polls. Also, why would Dan expose his ankles like a harlot? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Nothing to do but tell all the media. And it's getting boring, watching him throwing picks, but that seems to be all he does. remember the 70 points he had back in 23 who would have thought by 25 we'd be the Jacksonville Jaguars or worse for that matter because our guys protecting his brain by eating cars oh here he comes he'll throw you on under the bus oh here he comes he's a bad leader oh here he comes he'll throw you under the bus oh here he comes he's a bad leader that has to be a catch for t j hawkinson you got to let that be a catch that's so wrong

to not allow that to be a catch it's unprincipled you're governing uh if you're governing with people who are only strictly doing the rigidities of the law if you don't see that athleticism and allow it to be a catch. Also, I'm going to be wrong on the Chiefs on another front. That right there yesterday is the first time and Andy Reid coached regular season team has ever had a shutout. It's the first time that has ever happened. Really? Regular season shutout for Andy Reid. It may have happened in the postseason, but he has never held a team to zero points.

The Chiefs yesterday had 30 first downs. The Raiders had 30 plays. The Raiders of Tom Brady don't let him have production meeting advantages. Don't let him have headset advantages. All they did was punt and all Kansas City did was score touchdowns and converted

like on every third and three. Every third and three that they spent the game and they just kept converting on. Look what they did to my boy, Gino. He wrote back. Yeah, we've finally gotten to that point in the game. Juju, we're going to do polls and Joker of the day with you, but what Mike Ryan said, the greatest truth, I believe, spoken on today's program

is that the in-game experience matters, and a stadium announcer can absolutely make an in-game experience, total monster mountain of diarrhea shit. Like, if you do not have the right stadium announcer, he will absolutely kill the vibe of a place. I agree. Yes, sir. Absolutely. So it made me, it inspired me to make the top five songs that I want to hear on Third Down

and top five songs that I do not want to hear. on third down list okay wait can i help you out by this by doing the the pa announcer on the third down oh yeah all right that'll be the cadence that we strike let me know when you're ready all right top five songs that i want to hear oh well i it's third down m&m lose yourself comes up it's third down you're gonna blow out your voice don't stop believe in comes on. It's third down. Number five.

White Stripes, seven nation army. Yeah, good one. Here go. It's third down. You're cooked. Swag, serve. Swag, serve. It's third down.

The eye of the tiger comes on. It's third down. Nuck if you butt comes on. I would kill for that over at Conga. It's the down. Pastor Troy, we ready comes on. And that's the list. It's a good list.

It's a good list. I mean, shout out to Lamar Thomas. Top five songs you do not want to hear on third down. Let's go, Mike. It's third down. Yeah. It's third down. The Conga.

That's terrible. It's such a terrible choice. I thought it was Archie ever. It's third down. YMCA. That one gets that crowd going. Hey, let's get up. It's third down.

I know from experience, that one gets a lot of hats going in the stadium. The right house? Let me get it again, Chris. Hey, guys, it's third down. Everybody was kung fu fighting. Come on, defense. Put it together.

It is. I like that one. The third down. Who let the dogs out All right Final one here Let's come on It's third down guys

Let's get a stop We are family Yeah Just a sledge One more Oh shit One more I meant I meant one more

Yeah one more stop Sweet Caroline They played that too Get it out of game They played that too I don't know what's going on From a game ops but I'm serious.

Mario Cristobal needs to get directly involved and said, hey, I'm embarrassing myself saying we need to make this an asylum. I can't make it an asylum with Miley Cyrus. And Congo. What do you think would be Mario Cristobal's playlist? It would just like, what are we playing in 2001? Let's do that. And that's all anybody wants.

Just turn in the century hip-hop, not party in the USA. I'm the fire starter. I'm not a fire starter. It'd be better than Congo. You can't go Congo. There's like two rock songs that you play. It's Bush's Machine. head and whatever Metallica songs left.

And then like, turn to the century hip hop and then occasionally bye-bye. Going to get to Joker of the Day and polls, but, uh, uh, Judeo, I've been told that you are armed with some of the costume, uh, costume shenanigans that we did at Ron McGill's zoo party. Valerie and I finished either third or fourth place, depending on applause for, uh, she was doing Marie Antoinette and I was King Louis. And so I suppose you're going to mock me here. No, I'm not going to mock you, Dan. No, not. Not yet. I just want to salute. Great party from Ron McGill. Everybody who supported it. Thank you guys. The audience and everybody. Look at perfect picture. Perfect costumes. Oh, my goodness. You look incredible. Salute to your partners. Oh, look at this. Come on. Fantastic. He hurt his shoulders. Go here, bro. No, I'm sorry. Ron McGill hurt his shoulders because of the number of times he had to do that over the course of the evening. He woke up with sore shoulders. Do we have the shot of Dan's ankles?

And we get to the Joker of the day. Nice sneakers. Yes, that's funny. Dan, what in the hell? Yes, that's funny. If you're going to commit, you got to commit. You can't throw on the orthopedics with the King Arthur. At least wear the stockings, you know.

If you're going to let out some Nike socks, man. This was the problem. The stockings didn't come from Amazon quickly enough, and so I got stuck. I got, yeah. For some knee socks. No wonder you only finished third or fourth. I didn't have any long socks. That's as a solid.

Celebrity, too. I probably got some extra gross just because of that. Also, to be fair, was Maria Antoinette, who said, let them eat cake, not Louis. Let me eat cake. Thank you, I mean.

You said you saw the John Candy documentary and it made you think of me. Yes, but not for the reasons that you think. You think it's because you're fat. No. Not because of that. Although you guys are both, Rotun.

I like me. We're going to get to the polls of the day in a second. How did everyone feel about the chargers getting dragged in those yellow jerseys yesterday. Justified. They looked like bottles of mustard. Amen. Hey man. Worst jerseys

in the league this year so far. Hey. Again, Zaz said that Jim Harbaugh is the greatest coach ever ahead of even... I mean, they're going to make the playoffs. Okay, but the greatest coach ever? Right, but no, I said I think he's one of the

greatest coaches ever. Then Colin Coward stole my take and decided to one up me and say he's the greatest coach ever. This is one of the all-time great coach. Everyone hated those uniforms, universal panning of those uniforms. It's arena football stuff. I didn't mind them. There's not a lot of yellow in the NFL.

I didn't mind them that much. It's an accent for most teams that have yellow. No one actually goes yellow as a primary. I believe against the Vikings the 90s throwbacks come back, the Navy ones. I think if you're going to go yellow, you got to go all the way out. You got to set out the white helmets. You got

go to let's make the helmet is yellow let's do the whole thing if you're going to do i'm with you commit to it or don't uh any thoughts on the uh zaslow cody beef today and the uh dan cody beef today do you have uh you i saw that gregg missed his ally billy today even though uh the shipping container tried to pick up the slack for him did you take any sides during all of those disagreements juju yes number one when gregg says stop we just got to stop no matter how funny the joke on the other end of the tunnel is we got to stop my boy access to thank you also god bless earling cody oh my god dealing with that after she get home this boy trying to negotiate some league deals bravo bravo gregg thank you bill support i need your i mean juju sorry yes

salute yeah let's update the polls here at lebitard show how many do we have today we had two polls can the second leg of your first class flight ever be a bus 92% of the audience says no it cannot it doesn't make any sense I was so confused right speaking of confused the Rams should get extra credit by the way that game happened at 6.30 a.m. their time and it wasn't the Lord's time it was Pacific time so they did that on that time

and hats out to the Rams. They threw to seven receivers in the first quarter while having no receivers. They don't have any receivers and they threw to seven of them in the first quarter. Right.

Can you bring yourself to trust anyone named McCorkle? That's a good poll. 93% of the audience says no, and those are your pose. Thank you, Juju. Thank you guys.

Rest and peace, Doug Martin.