The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Top 5 Teams That Had That One Year (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Episode Date: July 23, 2025

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I'm all right. You too, we were trying to just have a conversation off air and then Roy's like, we need to get this on, this needs to be content. We need to get this first interaction on the air. Lunch is here, Billy. Hurry up. What is lunch today?

Mediterranean. Good lunch. Oh, God. I hope this thing goes on forever. Today's a good day. Today's a good day. Can I get that brand new bottle that's been soaking all over the place?

Oh, yeah. Juju, I have a question for you because the post game is yours. So I don't want to like come in here and take up your time or take up any of the stuff that we would get to with you, but I have a couple pickles that we didn't get to, but I have one pickle specific to today. My movie theater sells pickles. How much? $2.99. That's a good deal. So I have one pickle specific to you today that I think that you will find as weird as I found, and a couple people in this room saw it, but I don't think anyone in Dan's studio saw it. So here's what happened. After the first segment, Dan came in

and we were talking to Dan real quick during one of the breaks and I was maintaining good eye contact with Dan, which I'm not, I don't have good eye contact, but I was maintaining good eye contact with Dan and I went in and reached over to drink some water and when I grabbed a cup, I took a sip and I immediately recognized this is not what water tastes like because I have, you know, I have a refined palate.

I know when I'm drinking water and when I'm not. So I drank coffee and I said this was not what I was drinking before. I was drinking water before and I quickly realized, oh that must be Dan's coffee because he's standing right next to me. So I drank Dan's coffee and I said to him, oh just so you know I just drank your coffee. He said, oh that's fine. And then just we went around for the rest of the day.

Just that was it. Well I thought it was a power move by you. And like everything that happened today felt like to me you taking control of things. And I felt like you were aggressively drinking my coffee in my face to show me that you're not're not here to be beneath Tony anymore you're here to have Tony report to you. Well here's the thing though juju how would you handle this situation

because you've described yourself in the past as a germaphobe and when I did it I honestly thought this is quite disgusting because we just shared a drink that I was not intending to share and then the reaction was That's fine. We're good here. Let's keep it moving and as it is out with him as the day's gone on I keep tasting said coffee and what felt like a hint of cinnamon in the coffee Did I get that right was there cinnamon in that coffee? No, it is an oat cream. It's an oat milk Oh Yeah, I gotta wash that taste out of my mouth. I smell an oatmeal.

So this is the pickle. What do you do in a situation where you accidentally drink Dan's coffee? If I accidentally drunk Dan's coffee, I would drive myself to the emergency room instantly. I'm gonna tell Carl, Carl I'm so sorry I got an emergency. I'm about to die if I do not get some type of medical attention. I salute to my brother Dan, but I don't know what my boy be having going on in that room. Yeah, he's got all those allergies. He can't eat or drink anything and how much of that is contagious and now it's like what am I supposed to eat? rest of my life I'm gonna be drinking oh this and that

get out of here so if you go to the hospital and you tell them I drank somebody else's drink what's the medical oh option oh that's what you do I thought he was going to the hospital because of the bleach he drank right after that salute to my brother Dan I drink something of him's a sip and I've got to be hospitalized what are they gonna tell him my brother Dan, I drink something of him's a sip and I've gotta be hospitalized? What are they gonna tell him? Like, I mean, brother, you put that heat mouthpiece in your mouth after it was sitting there for a couple of days, brother.

Better say it's a sorry. It was sitting there. Yeah, if I have an open cut in my mouth or something, who knows what I could do? That's how you get it up. Well, well. Magic Johnson. That's what I, whoa.

Magic Johnson? That's how we got it. That's how we got it. That's how we got it. Huh. All right, so. Magic Johnson. I should go to the ER, you think? Yes, immediately.

All right, well, I'm gonna have to, I'm gonna have to go, so. All right, you take it from here, Juju. I don't know if you guys, I'm pretty sure you guys didn't see what was going on in the W last night. The WNBA player president of the, the president of the players association, Nneka Ogumagwe, she had a rough run in last night with Louisa Geisel-Solder.

She snatched a soul from sis. Hadouken style, and I've never seen her this angry. But when I watched that, it made me think of David Sampson pronouncing Neka Ogumake. Roy, if you have it, can you please let the folks hear how he said it? WNBA president is Neka Ogumake. Whoa! No way. I hate it.

Let's have Juju go back and forth with the correct pronunciation against David Sampson. Nika Ogumake is Nika Ogumake. One more time. Nika Ogumake. Nika Ogumake. I'm terrified to ask David to say Sinead's name. Do it again. Do it again, Juju. Nika Ogumake. Nika Og oh, okay. I'm terrified as David to say Shanae's name. Do it again. Do it again. Juju NECA, okay

Okay, he calls her Chinese, right? Yeah, tiny okay. Hey, at least he's talking about it. I give him credit Yeah, look, I like look Chris. That's why you get the big bucks. You're right. At least he's talking about it I think we can make an audio book though of my boy saying Spanish words and black words just put together off the shelves. We gonna sell out. You know what? Let's do that.

Let's put that together. You guys put that together. That seems like that goes on the deck that you go when you talk to Stewart, you're like, okay, we have a couple ideas here. We have this audio book of Samson mispronouncing names. We wanna buy this convenience store, turn it into a studio. And then you throw like two other things on there

and he's like, I guess convenience store. We have to choose one. Right, also I wanna send a salute out to my sister, Venus Williams, man. Still getting it done at 45 years old. Big dubs in the chat, man. And it made me think, bro, it's a lot of folks that's of an age that we used to think that when we was little old, wash, getting it done right now. I'd like to say a little salute also to the clips. 52 years old and 48 years old. Just dropped a

brilliant album. The whole world talking about it right now, as well as Rayquan the chef, 55 years old, just dropped the album. Man, this is a time for it. If you believe in that dream, if you still got it, you're not too old, man. Keep it going. Hip hop is only 50 couple, 52 years old at this point.

Do your dreams if you a hip hop star out there. Taitas. I have to admit when he said the clips, 52 year old at this point, do your dreams if you a hip hop star out there. Taitas. I have to admit when he said the Clips 52 year old, I thought we were going Chris Paul. So did I. Yeah. A guy that I. Yep, the Clippers.

They're open A's too. Let you know if you a Hooper, maybe you can get on the Clippers. Salute to them. Nika Ogumake. Also earlier in the show, you guys was talking about the Dolphins had that one good year. And he was like, what other teams had that one good year?

And it made me come up with my top five teams that were good for that one year. Oh, I like this. It's a good list. It's a good list. It's a good list. It's a good list. Dave, my dolphin's making. I failed today to do what I should have done. You guys saw that list of the top mistake

every franchise in the NBA has made, that the espn.com did. Yeah, the worst roster. When I saw that, I'm like, man, that's the easiest show ever right there. Just a list of worst mistakes. Juju, do it. Oh, well I light the beam, the Sacramento Kings.

Oh, yes. That's a good one. They thought they made it too. That's OLI, the Kings a couple of years ago is OLI. Yep, OLI. Number five, your Miami Dolphins. I don't know why I'm happy about making this list. Yes.

Because I'm still scared of them as a Beals fan. I still see that look in their eyes every now and then. Don't be. That's just the sun. Cause they're on the visitor side. Number four, the Panthers that won here with Cam Newton. Oh, that's a good one. Oh.

15 or one. Def Curry beat the drum and everything. Right, Superman. Number 3, the TV show Freaks and Geeks. Oh, what a show. Okay, that's not their fault though. That was, they would have. Ahead of its time.

Ahead of its time, yeah. Do you guys think it feels fair historically that Cam Newtonton that season 15 and one would win the mvp Everyone would remember. Oh, he wouldn't recover his own fumble that he was beaten by Peyton manning's worst season in which pate manning threw like nine touchdown passes and 17 interceptions Like do you think that do you think that's the universe being cruel to cam newton? Absolutely I mean brock was also I started the Super Bowl, they would've won by more. Also those dreads hats, that's cruel. Oh my God.

Number two, the Jaguars with Bortle Combat, Blake Bortles. That's my guy. Jeremy just applauded your number two, oh, he's just applauding Bortles. Yeah, that's right. It's also a good pick. Great season. And number one, your Atlanta Hawks led by Paul Millsap.

Get him out of here. 60 wins, they lost to LeBron. It wasn't their fault, right? They tried. I mean, next year they were down in the poop chute. Iso Joe, Paul Millsap. Right. Where are they?

Josh, the poop chute. Now that was Jeff T. That's Josh Smith? No, no, Josh Smith was gone by then. This is Jeff. Kyle Corver. Kyle Corver. I know.

Millsap, Horford. Horford, yeah. Horford. I tried to play the game. Horford. At Horford. Tried to play the game and first name I said was wrong. Was it Damari Carroll? Damari Carroll was there too, he was a coach now,

it's kinda crazy. Also by the way, Zazz, I don't know what you did today, but you are looking handsome today, brother. Confident, right? I can't put my finger on it, but something is working, bro. I know, feeling good, appreciate it. It's the beard, it's to be the the growth. Yeah I'm an adult now adults have beards. Now let's update somebody's pose starting from yesterday if you hear the phrase holding his ding

dong to go pee pee is that ever coming from the mouth of someone 56 years old? 77% of the audience says, no, it is not. Salute to David. Yes, it hauls. Does an airplane have a steering wheel? 53% of the audience says, yes, it does. He whipping it. You got to whip it around. Right.

Back it up like hold on. Turn down the seat sideways. Is thermo regulating a word? 52% of the audience says yes it is. This is a big one. Would the new kids on the block admit that the Backstreet Boys are bigger than them? 60% of the audience says no, they wouldn't damn I think they would at this point. Come on man Backstreet's back. All right

Is it an insult to tell someone that they have a soda drinkers body? 92% of the audience says, yes, it is. Hard to, like what, that 8%, they like, it's compliments? We've never had 100%. It's not scripted. There's always somebody out there who's gonna foul that up. Right. Do you like sitting at a bar instead of a booth for dinner?

Come on with it. This has never happened in the history of the show. I don't think since I've been alive. No. 50% of the audience. What? Wow. 50% of the audience says no.

Wow. Damage. Mark the calendar. Very unbelievable. Yeah. Does a classy place ever have a buffet? 64% of the audience says no, it doesn't. What? Y'all don't know no, it doesn't. What?

I don't know shit, man. Which is better? Vegas with a spouse or Vegas with friends? This is big. Big one. Didn't we already do this? What was his take? Vegas is better with your wife?

That crushes with the wife. Nice. I got some sleep, got nice meals, couple of nice shows. I like that, dude. Congrats on sleep. Who goes to Vegas for sleep? I never did it before. It's awesome.

Try it. He's lying. 75% of the audience says Vegas with friends is better. Damn, bro. Last poll is starting your day with a diet mountain dude disgusting at 5 a.m. 84% of the audience says, yes it is, and those are your posts.

Diabolical. Thank you, Juju. Thank y'all.