The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Top 5 Things JuJu Doesn't Think Should Be Smart (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Episode Date: January 6, 2026

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going to update the polls here with juju in a second going to have a stat of the day got a new top five list for you as well but uh juju what were your thoughts on snoop dog's uh color commentary during steve cur going crazy on the on the refs during last night's clippers warriors game angle wood you feel me come on man snoop dog is a perfect example of a role model for us you did the other side of the train that's tracks. He make it possible. This is exactly what I aspire to be. Like, I never could really put my finger on what I want to be in life. And I feel like Snoop Dogg embodies it, bro. He got his fingers in everything. You did. Hey, yo, but at the same time, man, Snoop Dog, role model, I salute you, big brother. Steve banging Englewood right now. Englewood. There have not been a lot of careers like that one in the history of American pop culture. What is the top five list you got for us today, Juju? Ah, man, over the weekend, I was traveling, and I saw something crazy as hell.

They had a smart wine pourer at an event I was at. And I'm like, come on, bro. Why are we making everything smart? So I made a top five list of things that I don't think should be smart at all. So explain to me the smart wine pourer, what was happening there? Right, I did not understand it. So I went to my phone and said, no, fun things I shouldn't make that list. And then here we are on Tuesday.

I have one that I hope makes the list. I'll reveal it after because I don't want to ruin it in case Juju has it, but I have something here that is great. All right. Well, why don't you just give it to us and then Juju will tell us whether it's 5, 4, 3, 2, or 1, and then we'll make it a top 4 list. Oh, wow, fun. I like it.

Okay, we have it here. It's the trash can with the wave thing to get the thing to come up. It's like, we were fine with just the foot pedal. Thing pops up, goes right back down. Now you have me in front of a trash can doing this motion. Totally with you. And then it doesn't go up. So then I have to get in and actually lift it.

So now defeating the entire purpose. It's just we were, the foot pedal was good enough. That's all we need. Sorry if it's on there, Juju. No, it's not. It's actually not on there. You feel me? I like that though.

It should have been on there. But number five, the smart fork. Bray, it is this, bro. Google it. It doesn't make no sense. I don't need my fort to be smart. Just jab and scoop. Jab and scoop.

Put those things on the pole, please. Do you need your fork to be smart? And also, did you prefer the foot pedal garbage can to the electronic garbage can? Number four. Number four, the smart egg tray. Come on, man. It comes with Wi-Fi and a chip that you can get in there to let you know when you low on eggs. I don't need all that.

Man, I can see it is low. One of my favorite things around here is when you play the wrong sound and I see behind you, Mike Ryan just burst out laughing and then... Where Guillermo's epic sound come from? Number three. Uh-oh, no, we got some breaking news out of the NFL. Oh, hold on a second. Let's see if he plays the wrong sound.

Damn it. The commander's offensive coordinator, Cliff Kingsbury, is leaving the organization to pursue other opportunities. There's your breaking news. The other opportunity is ayahuasca. Number three. Number three, smart door locks. I used to stay at an apartment complex that my key was like electric.

So you just hold it and it unlocks. But one day my electric thing was out of order and I had to wait two hours on a Sunday for the maintenance man with chicken and stuff from the grocery store, bro. Give me a key, man. Let me get in my house. I don't think, Juju, that people quite understand how bad our dependency is on electronics. I was someplace the other day and the credit card machine stopped working and I'm staring at 11 employees who simply did not know what to do with the entire business. You had 11 human beings there and the entire business fell apart because the credit card machine wasn't working. Exactly.

number two the smart refrigerator come on man just close and get cold clothes and get cold i don't need no stock tips i don't care what the weather is in miami clothes and get cold put it on the poll at lebitard show do you need anything from your fridge other than clothes and get cold they have advertisements on them now score updates and number one the smart toilet that self-explanatory man i got it i got it bro you don't need any help i i think i need to argue on that one just because the greatest toilet experiences i have ever had are in japan and i think you're underestimating a luxurious toilet experience but it's juju's list i can make my own on my own time uh thank you for that do you have a stat of the day today

do we have a stat of the day oh yes sir brother i do all right well give me the long version of intro please, long version. Hey, poppies coming, poppies coming, poppies coming, poppies coming, poppies coming. It's that of days. Hey people, listen to players. Cut the bleep. It is time to go on a journey. I would take a flamethrer to this place.

Is it just me or is it a little warm in here? Bury me do do do fire Bermi do do fire So loud, so wrong Buying do do do fire Bain do do do fire Start the new day Mya like bum that dumb

Mya like bomb that dumb Mya like gum It's the steady of a day Maya like bomb that dumb Mya like bomb that dumb Once no unless you got bones on Give it to me Give it to me again.

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Whoa. It's the start of the day. They can kiss my old Cuban ass. As. Start of the day, start of the day. This year, start of the day. Start of the day, start of the day, and this year's start of the day.

Start of the day, start of the day, and this year, start of the day. Start of the day, start of the day, in this year, start of the day. Yo, who did this, and who did that? Lay up and way up. Before they block that, that boy hot, he on fire. I'm talking back to back and stats don't lie.

You got to have these skills. You can't fake this stuff. It's going in the record book. You can't make this up. Man, down, time, I, somebody break this up. Kick him out, double tack, show if he hacked up. Oh, boy, my boy, it just got real. What you think this is?

Oh, you're going to take this air for real. Hey, yo, method man, one time for you, yeah. It's the stat of the day. Yep, the stat of the day. This ain't a Stephen King novel, so don't get carried away. I borrowed the line from Poppy while I was passing the jade. Man, what happened to gays? It's the stat of the day.

Yep, the stat of the day. as the lumbus don't lock that's all that matters today shout to poppy cause he probably wasn't mac in this day am i gay where dolphin must have been the catcher today ha ha ha ha ha ha ha who got the stack who got the stack who got the stack who got the stack who got Stad of the day right off the bat, it's off the map, Picking down in the Armagnac. Who got the stat? Give it to us, just drop the facts.

All of that, running numbers, now I want the stack. No time for arguments, yo, let me see them facts. Yo, don't you bother talking shit? I ain't got time for that. Before you claim a single thing, you better run it back. Ain't no rack. Ain't up, no doubles until I see them stacks. Who got the stack?

Who got the stat? Who got the stat? The stat of the day? Star of the day. And this year, Stad of the day. Stad of the day. It's the stat of the day. It's the stand of the day.

It's the stat of the day. It's the stat of the day. It's the stat of the day. I'm the stat of the day It's the stat of the day It's the stat of the day I wanted to sing a little bit I wanted to sing a little song

To introduce the segment Tradition like no other Is this a little much No, no, no It's time for The long version Of the stat of the day So gods won't read us

The stat of the day The long version Of the stat of the day Oh can't make it stop It just goes on it's It's the stat of the day Saturday Matt Hasselback was struck by lighting

Twice Sugary Robinson Sun is in the Hall of Fame For Roller Derby What 1.25 Billion chicken wings get eaten on ever Super Bowl Sunday That's 625 million wingless chickens. In 1943, the Steelers and the Eagles lost so many players to service of World War II that the teams combined.

And they called it the Stegles. Sad of the day, bad of the day, sad of the day, I can't believe that thought shall sound will never be a good quarterback. Hey, hey, hey. Michael Phelps hit the longest golf put ever had been on camera at 159 feet. That's deep. The Harlem Globetriders were originally from Chicago

and known as the Savoy Big Five, and that ain't no jive. Joe Thaisman's last name is actually pronounced Theisman, but a marketing guy at Notre Dame got him to change it to Thaisman, so Thaisman rhymes with Hizman, Thaisman. Joe came in second that year to Jim Plunkett. Man, that don't even rhyme. Who would have thunk it?

Stand out of the day Bell the day Sad of the day Can't believe they're fucked off, darling a good quarterback Running backs don't matter Sex are not a kidby staff Magnus effect

Draft capital True shooting percentage That's what Rinnray What's the Pythagorean expectation Kiddle, nobody's got Yacht by Kill, man. Kittles got crazy at. Regressing to me, regressing to me. Yeah, that's the sad of the day.

Who's got the most touchdowns? Who's got the most assists in a game, in a season, in the whole career? Who just got hit by a pitch-knit? Who just got a hat and drank? And when was the stadium? Oh, long has it been And this

Saddle the day Instead of the day This is Oh my God Look who is here Our original G Hit them with something sexy Can it G?

I don't know. Ha, ha. Ha, ha. And I'm . Stats.

Stats. Sacks of the day of life. Sacks. Sacks. At bats. War. Winds of a replacement. What's he could for?

Points for game. P.P.G. Touch sounds in a season. T.D. Pass rush, wind, rate. Huh? Is there even a reason for this? Wharf and babb, regression to the mean,

strikes and blocks and carries, who's your MVP? How many times have they done it? How many years has it been? How many ways have it been done? To go down in history? Stand of the day Stat of the day Points per game

Stat of the day Statum of the day Heliocentricity Oh, yeah Stato of the day Trousson and percentage Percedinges. Set up a day.

Set up the day. Box plus minus, box plus minus. Set up the day. Set up the day. Can't read that fall Oh Somebody's going to touch down

Let's go, let's go Oh Oh Oh Always enjoy that. It's always good. I think the audience fast forwards for 12 minutes, but for those who have not heard the long version of stat of the day,

if it's a surprise to you for the first time, I'm happy to produce it for you, even though Mike Ryan has post-traumatic stress disorder from having to make that before we left ESPN as our final joke. What is the stat of the day, Jiu? Garrett Wilson ended the season as the Jets' leading receiver with 395 yards. He hasn't caught a ball since week six.

Wow. That's just that of the day. That is a great stat of the day. It rivals yesterday's stat of the day, which is the Jets are the first team in the history of the NFL to go the entire season without an interception. I remind you, they had an extra game to do it

and still didn't get an interception. How many snaps, though? They did not get an interception in 17 games. That's a good stat of the day, Jude. you. I know that Draymond got ejected again the other nights. As well, we never got to your thoughts on that as

Draymond got. There has never been a player like this in the NBA. I guess Dennis Rodman is close, but there's never been quite this where you just have a power line of electricity that can't be harness. Rodman so rarely lost control.

Rodman mentally was like, was a step ahead of everyone else. Draymond Green consistently loses control. And yes, Draymond was thrown out of the game a couple nights ago. And then last night, Steve Carr was thrown out. Like, they're totally imploding this Warrior team. Now, Steve Kerr was just repping Englewood.

That's why he was doing. He ain't doing that wrong. What are your thoughts on the Draymond situation, Juju? Oh, yeah. I mean, I think Draymond definitely has a lot of work to do. He has more work to do than he will admit. I feel like I'm a perfect example. Once I started to admit to myself that, you know what,

I could be a better person, I could be a better human, then I actually start growing. I think Draymond think he's so together and think he got it so under control that he ain't willing to listen to nobody. He called itself the new media and be doing the same stuff the other folks be doing. Did you see the clip of him commenting on Jordan Poole

during the fight with Jose Alvin? is. I don't know if the video team, y'all got that video. Hold on. It's Jose Alvarado and Mark Williams. They had a fight. Let's hear what Draymond had to say about that. If I'm in a fight, though, and my teammates are sitting behind me and do this, come on, man, we can't be doing that. David West used to always tell us, man, if something go on on the court, you go over there because you don't know what's going to happen. I ain't saying you got to go over there fight or put but you at least got to go standing because you don't know what's going to happen what if

those five guys jump on your one teammate and you stay over there then what you're just going to not help then why would that happen right seems like terrible advice it's like the worst possible advice

crashed into the arena and the aliens jumped out and you sitting there smiling like that's how you know it's always people out there that just don't like you bro draymond we get it you don't like joy and pool you don't got to examine this man like this. What you want him to do? Get a fine because if you jump in there and get a fine, now we're talking about him in the media about how he don't have no self-control. So stall him

out, Draymond. When Zaslo says or when you talk about the idea that Draymond is either out of control or not looking to be a better person, doesn't he have a documentary on Prime where we're going into therapy with him? Like where he is showing everybody that he is indeed doing it. I thought there was an Amazon Prime documentary of Draymond talking pretty openly about his self-control issues and doing therapy publicly and privately. I just think he's got a control problem, and it's a tempest. It's something that can't be harnessed. On the way to championships, this guy was getting ejected.

He was getting ejected from finals games, and then scoring 32 points in a Game 7 when he came back from getting ejected from it. It's been really rare for us to have this kind of public display of somebody who does not have an ability to control or harness their emotions, but yet they

profit greatly from that when he's the fuel on the engine there. Nine more. Yeah, not anymore. Now he sits out whenever Steph's out. You can tell which game Steph is sitting because Draymond is out of the game before. What a great gig Draymond has at the end of his career where he only plays if Steph is playing.

There is a documentary called The Sessions that debuted in 2022. It was advertised as a mini-series, but there's one episode. Yeah, my buddy, he need to get back in the jam, Dan, in the therapy jam. All right. We're going to update the polls here in a second. I remind everyone listening to this, though, that Juju and Trista do a great job on Alleyoop, covering basketball differently than I'm hearing it covered elsewhere. And as the season ramps up and we head into the playoffs, they'll be doing some live stuff on YouTube.

So I urge you to find Alleyoop wherever it is that you get your podcast experiences and also subscribe to their YouTube page because they're doing fun and great things and they've got an unusual chemistry. Let's go ahead and update some polls here, Juju, at Levitard Show. What do we have today? Yes, sir. It's Terd Cartwell a great name for a defensive coordinator. 68% of the audience says yes it is so low does Greg Cody have control of anything when it comes to his marriage 95% of the audience says no he does not dang audience no I mean 5% of people are wrong he has he is a toddler in fact Greg Cody I would say has fewer skills than his granddaughter when it comes to running a household

She did beat him in an Olympics. That was a few months ago. He does rave about the Barbie room a lot. Is Antonio Brown going to make it to the Hall of Fame? 85% of the audience says, no, he is not. No chance. Is everyone worried about this turf? 82% of the audience says, yes, they are.

Antonio Brown is worthy of being in the Hall of Fame. You agree with that, correct? On merit, Antonio Brown would absolutely make the Hall of Fame, yes? How many of those years did he have? Like four or five? So you're saying no? I don't know if that's enough. It's hard getting in as a wide receiver in that sport.

It is. So you don't think he has the numbers to get into the Hall of Fame? I don't think he has the longevity necessarily. Who are the greatest who haven't gotten in at Wide Receiver? We have the Marks Brothers. Did Andre Reid? Did Andre Reid get into the Hall of Fame? I think so, yeah.

I might have finally gotten that, yeah. Reggie Wayne, Tori Holt. It is hard. But Antonio Brown, I thought, had a three-year run of being the best receiver in the game. And if you're that, I'm thinking that you always get into the Hall of Fame. But what else do we have there, Juju? Is it stealing to take the basket home from the grocery store like Lane Kiffin did? 92% of the audience says, yes, it is stealing.

Yeah, it is. You can get electrocuted for that. Right. Lane Kiffin, Cawain Lacey, decided to return back to Ole Miss, the running back. So things ain't going like you thought it would. What would you use that basket for at home? He wasn't taking it home to use it. He was taking it home because he didn't want to do it the correct way and not steal.

Save nature. Yeah, that's what he was doing. Laundry maybe? Environmentalist. At Lebitard Show, what else we got, Juju? Will Kevin Durant be able to make that shot at the buzzer at 80 years old? 82% of the audience says yes he will Is it fair to expect you to stay awake at a classical music concert?

Wait a minute, that's not the question. The question is can you be trusted to stay awake? Because that's what I was offended by as I left the house, even though I know it's true and I cannot be trusted. Regardless, what's the answer? I ain't going to lie a bit, bro. You start firing them from the hip around the end of the show. It was pole at the pole.

I'm trying to keep up with you. That's on me. 60% of the audience said, no, it's not unfair to expect them, expect them to go to sleep, 60% of the folks. Do you like the sleep where you're trying to stay awake but can't and your head keeps falling and it keeps waking you back up? Nobody likes that sleep. I can't believe that Chris and Mike are arguing on behalf of that sleep. 58% of the audience says, no, they don't. Like, that's it? There are people that are all the kind of sleep I'd love to get right now. the kind of my head bops.

Mike, are you, what are you mad at on the television right now? What are you looking at that isn't our show that's pissing you off that's on your television screen right now? There's a lower third that says, big deal, there are no traditional powerhouses in CFP. Back here, he just went, all right, all right, and cross-designers. Honestly, who watches this shit for college football news? That is the biggest problem. The biggest thing standing in college football's way is that this show covers it occasionally. Last poll is skyscraper one of the greatest of all-time action movies.

Ansonine thing for Zaslo to say. Damn. I was hoping for the tip poll. 91% of the audience says no and those are your bulls. See you later, Juj. Talk to you tomorrow.