The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Top 5 Uncs In Sports History (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Episode Date: October 15, 2025

"BIG BOOBS. You know about that Greg?" JuJu believes it's the Year of Wemby, Chris's punishment was an absolute joke, and Roy makes an important ruling on Black Ethans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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The substance. This balance is not working. And the naked gun. That was awesome. Now that's a mountain of entertainment. I still haven't been added to this AOC South group chat. Yeah. I'm starting a little worried.

I think he lied to you about that. It possibly did. Yeah. I'll send Adam Archeletta a DM. Why was Tony, like, afraid to say where he saw him years ago? That was strange, dude. You don't want to blow up his spot? You don't want to blow up his spot from eight years ago?

Yeah, I don't want to be like, oh, it wasn't eight years ago. It was two years ago. Well, he blew it up and he's like, well, all the CBS guys say. But that's okay, but that's on him to say it. Not for me to say it. If I go, hey, by the way, I saw you the diplomat. like, damn, dude, like, why would you blow me up like that? I'm not here to snitch. I'm not here to be deposed.

I get it. It's Spiro Ditties, we're talking about. Exactly. All the Spiro groupies will be flocking to the diplomat to see. It's a great hotel. Broward doesn't have a whole lot of hotels like that one. That's the best hotel Broward's got. Nice place. It used to be a dump, but they really refraud.

Have my bar mitzvith. Is that true? At the diplomat. Really? I think that's the only Broward hotel that's a billion dollars. Like, I think they poured a billion. million dollars into that hotel. There ain't no such thing as that in Broward County on the beach. I'm pretty sure. I think you're right.

There's that other one where that Michael Minow restaurant is. It's got a name. I'll be out with it. The W? No. Juju's going to join us now. We've got a number of things to talk about. How do you feel, Juju, as someone who talks openly about where some anxieties lie about Zaslo's assessment of the movie friendship and how you crawl around in your skin? Are you an agreement or disagreement with zazlo i agree a hundred percent bro like when i first saw that movie i had heard of it initially because my dog mike was doing a screening of the movie so i was like yeah if mike doing a screening i'm gonna definitely check this movie out but me and my girl watched this movie

bro we had to cut it off because it was so awkward bro like he was he was just being so extra awkward is the word I just used, bro. What's your thought? When he broke into the home and he was carrying around the gun and the wife was home, I almost had to get up and walk the aisle. In the airplane? Yeah, I almost had to get up from it. It was a lot for me to handle. I got through the movie. Like I said, I enjoyed it, but that scene

right there, I told you, I get really bad secondhand embarrassment. I get really uncomfortable. I almost had to walk the plane. Well, which is more uncomfortable for you, watching friendship on the airplane or sex scenes appearing on your movie during the airplane? That happened to me again yesterday on the way home. But you know what? I decided screw it. I'm going to keep watching it because this wasn't something on my iPad where there's a sex scene.

It was on one of the shows or movies that they were offering on the TV that is on the seat in front of me. So you know what? Screw it. I'm watching my movie. Yeah. And it was like explicit sex scenes. Big boobs, all right? You know about that, Greg?

And I'm like, whatever. I'm just keeping it on. I'm watching my show. I do know about that. I like this. Zez, let me ask you. And I'm being serious here. How do you describe secondhand embarrassment?

Because I don't know that phrase. Just if there's an embarrassing situation taking place in front of me. And it doesn't even have to be in person. It could be watching a show. I just, I get very embarrassed myself. Like Deshaun Fosters's. press conference at Big Ten Media Day. We all felt that cringe while he was speaking, that embarrassment for someone else.

Like a lot of people will watch something like that, and they'll point and laugh. Like, ah, that's terrible. Like, no, not me. I'm like, I feel the same way that guy does. I'm embarrassed right now. We keep invoking Nick Siriani's press conference and how wrong we were to judge him based off of that. We nailed the Deshaun Foster one.

Yeah, I think that ends up being a victory for all people who saw him fired after they start O and 4. I can't, I don't know if you guys have examples. that in the history of college coaching or professional coaching where you can point to something that obvious where it's like that 0 and 4 team shouldn't be 0 and 4 and the proof I have is they just beat Penn State an 0 and 4 team has never been able after immediately firing its coach to beat that standard of team and then they go out and drag Michigan State by 25 after losing at home to New Mexico by 25 for Deshawn Foster to be sort of a 50 point difference

a 50 point difference between we lose to New Mexico at home by 25 or we beat Michigan State by 25? Go ahead and find me all the examples that you have of that. I want to get with Juju to the polls in a second. I also want to get to the news. Wemby has grown. I'm afraid for everybody

in the league that everyone's talking about Janus and everything else and it's not going to matter in a minute because Wembe's taller. Makes my knees hurt just hearing that. Friend of the show, Boban-Majanovich, I look up to Wembe. Right? And Boban's what, 7-5? So it's like, you start doing the math there. They say that he's 7-5 on paper in the NBA, but if Boban's

looking up to you, you're a couple inches taller. Juja, where are we on this? I thought he was 7-7 and growing. Yeah, apparently, I forgot he was so young. This brother, what, 21, 22 years old? And now, every day he's, every day of the summer last summer, he was shocking us with more stuff that he's been doing during the summer. He was a monk. He was with KG getting toughness. he was doing dancing. I think this year right here is the year of Wimby. They might not win the championship, but this year Wimby is going to announce itself in a major way in the league.

The heat should trade for him. Before we get to the polls, I do want to get with Juju about the game this week. And I want you guys to all remember what Tom Brady looked like approaching 45 when he won the championship in Tampa. And now understand that Joe Flacco and Aaron Rogers are playing against each other this weekend. They're three or four years, both of them younger than Tom Brady. They will look nothing like Tom Brady looked while winning the championship.

What do you make of this fight between these two grandpas? Brother, the NFL tweeted out that this is the battle of the unks. So it made me think, duh, that's right. They both got the unc look. So it made me want to make a top five unks in sports of all-time list that I could think of. Okay, all-time. Now, not that he can think of. All right, that he can think of. All right.

O.L.I. Cam McCormick. If you know, you know. Number five, Clyde Dressler. The bald spot. The hair, yeah. Island. Number four, Yaramere Yager. He's still playing, right?

Yep. Over 50? Yep. Yes. somehow, some way. Also, Zaz, you look incredible. Thanks, I got this in Paris. Yeah, Paris.

And you've been on fire, too. I agree. Kick-offs, I'm done with kickoffs meaning so much in the NFL. Like, come on, brother. The kickoff, damn near me, more than the field goal that just tied the game. Like, what are we doing? Some kickers are mastering, like, the pooch kick, where they, like, get it right to, like, the one-yard line.

Some are even doing the drop kick. It's stupid. But that's the move, though. You perfect that of getting it right to, like, the one or two-yard line. Some guys are getting good at it. Exactly. Number three, Robert Parrish. The chief. The chief. Smoking it up.

Number two, Paul Millsap. All good. It's a good list. And number one, Nolan Ryan. Wow. I put Robert Ventura. Old-timey Granville waiters on there, although no one's going to know what that reference is. At least it's better than Greg Cody's wife swap information

from 53 years ago. Pablo Tori had an episode on that by the way. Very strong. He got to the bottom of that entire story if you're actually curious. Is that where you learned it, G.C.? No, I grew up with it. I mean, I'm like 18 years old. This is one of the worst punishments we've ever done, Chris.

What up, Levy? The polls at Levitard show. What do you have for us today? You just did nicknames and initials all shown. I crushed that shit. And we're a polo. Jeremy told me what to wear.

I was like, I kind of dressed like a frat guy every day. He's like, I'll put on like a douchey polo and a college. That's not a punishment. What punishment? L.B. Come on. That was bite it. That was bite it.

That was bite it. Come on, man. I'm being cool. Like all the whippersnappers. I'm going to get you done. this out here. Roy, you did do your assignment today. What? Thank you. Got him like two cups of ice smoke?

We don't get them. Two cups. You don't want to see it again. You don't want to see it again. At Lebitard show, Juju, on the poll. What do you have? Should the movie Requiem for a Dream be renamed Heroin Arm? 81% of the audience is. Such a good question.

Also, Dan, you need to take a victory lap. You made everybody take them victory laps in that treadmill room. You need to take a victory lap on Darren Waller, brother. We need some good takes out of your next show. You know, ball. All right. Yes, sir. And last poll, have you ever heard of someone who sleeps crisscross applesau?

82% of the audience says, no, they have not. And those are your polls. 18%. 18%? That's impossible. You don't even like that support. You want to be alone. That's impossible. Only 18% of people do what I do.

Oh, you think that number, wait a minute, you think that number's not a lot? You think it's a low number? Way too high. You think a lot of people sleep the way you do. You said earlier that you had 3%. I mean, I expected at least three, but to get 18, it disappoint me. Can I get a ruling from everyone in the room before he gets out of here today, Greg Cody, can I get a ruling from everyone in the room? We said the other day there are no black ethons. Greg Cody used as, AI and found that Penn State does indeed have a wide receiver named Ethan Black. But because he Googled Ethan and Black, he didn't realize that Ethan Black is white. Oh.

It's still, he's in Ethan Black. That's all I'm saying. His name's Ethan Black. That's all I'm saying. I Googled Black Ethan's. Ethan Black comes up. Roy, he could use your help here. It counts.

Thank you, Bell. Thank you. Yeah, that's support right there. I've fulfilled my bet. Yes, you did. Thank you. Later, Jobin.