The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Top 5 Voices In Sports JuJu Can Think Of (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Episode Date: December 11, 2025

"It don't matter if you're a firefighter, an astronaut, no one wants to hear you tweet about how cool your job is." There's an update on Notre Dame, Zaslow's MVP of the Day, Jer-Emmy, and the Polls, but first, JuJu explains why he has another Top 5. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

All right, it's time for Thursday Thunders presented by Draft King. Draft Kings, the crown is yours. Go ahead, Juj. Yes, sir. Back at it again with the white vans. You dig me? First leg, Bejohn Robinson, over 16.5 rush attempts tonight. You know, he, he, they make their best player, man.

Drake London out, and he's going to be a good old Kirk out of a lot of tough and tight situations tonight. Lock that in. Get it. Second leg, a mecca, a buca. Four catches, man. He going to get them four, because Mike Evans is back if you did not know. And Chris Godwin is on the other side if you did know, you feel me? And baiting them.

They need to win these games, man. They need to win these games, man. so you can put your bottom dollar on the Bucca getting on four tonight and the last leg I already mentioned the kid return of the mic head as return of the mic Mike Evans back tonight folk catches lock it in Thursday thunder baby crown is yours I feel like this is like the beginning of the end possibly for the Buccaneers if the Bucks lose this game tonight to the Falcons like I don't know it kind of feels like I mean I know they're not done they would they would still be you know the same amount

of wins as Carolina but they're kind of cooked like if they lose tonight they're cooked because the Falcons are not good right they're missing some of their best players and on top of that Carolina has been playing well but the the form that the bucks had at the beginning of the season like those bucks are nowhere to be found bucks are big disappointment at this point I think right yeah yeah you're absolutely right about that the Mike Evans thing will be interesting because yeah Abuka's production kind of tailed off when you thought but he was already set to go as wide receiver one. But that also timed up with an injury

that he hasn't been the same since he sustained that trying to play through that. So I don't think it's all on Mike Evans. Juji, you got a top five for us here today? Yes, sir, man. Y'all was talking earlier. Dan was, you know, how he pitted each other, everybody against each other,

saying that Pablo had a bad voice. It made me think, who are the top voices in sports media that I can think of by the way sidebar Pablo it's not that your voice is bad no it don't matter if you're a firefighter an astronaut who it don't even matter like nobody wanted to hear you tweet about how cool your job is bro if you or how hard it is like nobody wanted to hear me tweet about how I come into the post game show with topics a list of topics and y'all be done taught about them I'm talking about y'all talk about every topic I wait

up and put on my sheet. Nobody want to hear me talk about that. Nobody want to hear me say, that's why I come up with all these top five lists, because y'all talk about all my topics. You feel me? If I tweet that, I'm going to get buried. Juju, you know why no one gets upset at you, though?

It's not because you don't complain about it. It's because you have a cool voice. If you have Pablo's voice, people will be all on your head, man. Listen to that. Sound like you're Star Wars. That's exactly how. I'll be sounding.

Number five, Rebecca Lobo. Come on, man. You got a no six voice, pure, man. Pure voice. Number four, Dickie V. Dit by tale. I don't know about that one, baby. Number three is a two-piece.

Iron and Noah Eagle. Same voice. Great voices, man. Number two, the ghost. Kevin Harlan Rip it in the eyes And number one Come on man

The all-time great John Madden No Spiralditi's on that list The Jigs What about Summerall? Gannon Gannon

Step back Gannon What about Gus What about Marvelous, Marve Albert? We're just naming The broadcasters He's just trying to test

limited impression. What about Tony Romo? Touchdown Miami. Oh, my favorite. Back to you, Josh. Choo-Ju, you watched the NBA Cup last night? Yeah, man, it was fire. I like it, man. And I also agree with the meme, man, from, like you said earlier, as a person who stay up to two in the morning to finish watching some of these games, it'd be so

disrespectful how some of these sports reporters and people overlook how good the the Thunder are and what Phoenix is out there doing on their little wind streak and how actually scrappy the Blazers are like if you take a look at them that's why these small market teams be kind of staying small market because the big market guys sports media

they don't pay attention to talk about them you feel me so I feel like if we could talk about them more we can increase the markets just by word of the mouth you feel me Zaz you know about that Denny Avilla? Yeah, Juju Denny Adi Adi All-Star? All-Star? Oh yeah he's all-star this year

Now, yeah. You did. Yeah. Absolutely. He, they, if you rely on him down the stretch, as good as too-minded Camara and everybody else is over there, you rely on Denny. I think Zaz is, is fron right now. What?

You're top you, Denny Obdya. Of course I know who he is. See, like, that's the kind of, that's the kind of thing that let me know you're a fraud. Yeah, right. Because you're just, you're doing the thing where you just throw out, like, things about him? That's why I know who he is. I keep track of him. He's the only Israeli player.

He's on the newsletter. Come on now. That's right. News and notes are around. Active Jewish athletes, Denny Ov to you. That's right. All right. In honor of the NBA Cup last night, Juju, I got an MVP of the day.

I want to know this. M.V. The. Of the day. Now, there were only two games last night, all right? but if we're going to have a conversation about the MVP, you may be saying Zaz, the Lakers lost last night, all right?

Luca Dunchitsch was great, but you haven't picked a guy as MVP of the day on a losing team. And that day is not going to be today either. The MVP of the day. We better have a conversation about Stefan Castle. Come on, son. 30 points last night.

10 rebounds, 10 of 14 from the floor, no Victor Wembenyama, and the Spurs advance to the NBA Cup semifinals. If we're going to talk about MVP, better be having a conversation about Stefan Castle. He's trying to have them with you like two weeks ago. The Spurs have now joined the Miami Heat as the only teams in the NBA with two players on Zaslo's MVP of the day list. Victor Wembenyama and Stefan Castle join Norman Powell and Jaime Hockes Jr. Calel, no.

Stepan Castle, 30 points in 26 minutes, by the way. He's really good. Plus 16. He's really good. Incredible. Give me more. More.

He's really good. More! I like this awkward layout that we do. All right. Well, this thing is long. MVP. Yes, sir. Also, I wanted to ask you about some breaking news, kind of breaking news.

Pretty much, this is a mic conversation. After learning of Notre Dame's memorandum of understanding that grants the Irish preferential playoff access starting next year, athletic directors and other leagues are threatening to freeze Notre Dame out of future schedules. What you think about that, bro? Fafo. You want to do the independent thing? It has its drawbacks. Occasionally you're going to have to win your two difficult games or at least one of them.

And if you go out a partner, like, if that's how Notre Dame is going to treat a partner. And if I see Miami make the playoffs in which they barely just got it over the line and barely got credit for beating them, this is not a win-win proposition. I can schedule somebody else that goes into my stadium and helps me move tickets. like enjoy making the college football playoff when you only got Eastern Michigan's on your schedule. That's my attitude towards it. In this universe, there's only one absolute.

Everything. Freeze. Juju, let's update some polls. Yes, sir, man. And before I update the polls, another congratulations to our brother, Jerry Emmy, man. Another one, brother. Come on, man.

All I get a chair Emmy. Do you understand what he did there? Yeah, because I got three of them. Now, is this a team thing or an individual? Oh, it's a team thing. Okay. Have you ever won one on your own? Yeah, for a show I was co-hosting.

The high school one? Not the high school one, actually. We didn't win an Emmy for that. As crazy as that is. I'm just trying to find a way that I can undercut your achievements. Yeah, I mean, it's the way to do it? It's a regional Emmy. Yeah, regional Emmy.

I thought Jason Jackson is all the time. He has like 17,000 of them in his background. I'm like, bro, those don't count. Oh, they don't count? They're still Emmys. No, those are R Emmys. Is it? Nippy outside, or is it nipply outside?

70% of the audience says it's nippy outside. Yeah, Mike, all right, you try to win one. I'm like Nick Wright on this. If I wanted to, I could win a Remy. All right, sure. I could win a Remy. That's fine. Yeah, good luck.

Good luck. Go ahead and do it. I could. I could be the greatest Remy winner. You try to do that. You try to do that. That's fine. You go ahead.

You could do it. You know who wins that means people like me. Juju. What does that mean? Do you think the people are saying that? That's exactly what you think it means. Tonight's forecast, a freeze is coming. I think they're saying,

I think they're saying you should watch more Thursday night football, brother, because I've got two words for you. Unk, bow, it happened, and it was spectacular. Tonight, does everything. Hell freezes over, and I'll watch. Does everything hurt more in the cold? 97% of the audience says, yes it does. Mercy. I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy.

As I told Lady Freeze before I pulled her plug, this is a one-woman show. It's the plural of mammoth, mammoth. 73% of the audience says yes. Who said that line, by the way? Let me guess. Plant girl, vine lady, hand over the diamond garden gal, or I'll turn you into mulch. Do old guys root for old guys in sports? 93% of the audience says, yes, they do. And if they don't, their bones will turn to ice.

Their blood will freeze in my hands. No! It's the way to get a big three to get a big three. Yeah. 93% of the audience says, yes, it is. Well, those other 7% think. Let's kick some ice. And last poll, it's Sam,

like Richard Pryor and Superman 3. 75% of the audience says, yes, he is, and those are your pose. The Iceman coming.