The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Trophies

Episode Date: March 11, 2024

Do you remember your first trophy? What's the best award to get? And as Jeremy leaves for vacation tomorrow, the crew asks for his plans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe Kings Network. Do you guys remember the first trophy you ever won for something because I remember mine because my parents tell this story all the time. When I was five, I was in like a figure skating contest or like little like recital and they gave everyone trophies, participation trophies, am I right? I mean, kids these days.

It was in the 90s though. But I got a trophy and I was five and apparently when they gave me the trophy, I said all my life I've always wanted a trophy and my parents thought it was hilarious because I was five and I was like talking as if I was like a 45 year old and winning a lifetime achievement award.

You gave like a speech after you get the trophy? I guess I just said it to my parents in the car. I was like all my life, I've always wanted a trophy. You gave your parents a personal acceptance speech? I think I was just excited and talking. I don't think I was at a podium delivering an address. My two year old daughter has already started doing things where she says like when I was little and I was an address, but yeah. My two-year-old daughter has already started doing things where she says like, when I was little,

and I was like, you were little. You were two. So cute. Has she won any trophies yet? No. Idiot. Have you won a trophy? Me?

Yes. In my life? No. Not even for pole vaulting? Yes, I have trophies. What? I just asked you. Why are you lying?

Everyone gets trophies, right? But just be true. Is there someone that's gone through life without a trophy? I just asked you. Why are you lying? Everyone gets trophies, right? Purchase me a trophy. Is there someone that's gone through life without a trophy? A trophy that you earned, not just because you showed up. Yeah, not my little rinky-dink figure skating trophy. That shit doesn't count. Like you won something and got a trophy is what you're saying. I was an all-county athlete.

I was in the newspaper. Nice. Does that count? Do you get a trophy, Brad? I got a medal. Were you in Faces in the Crowd in SI? No. You should have been. I don't know what that is. How do you feel about medals?

Prefer a trophy. It doesn't feel as good as a trophy. Yeah trophies. Yeah, what are the other metals? So what what allergic to metals like metal all metals most metals? What yeah, how a lot of people are like nickel is a common very common allergy Hmm. That's what a lot of metal is made out of like metal jewelry You're allergic to money. Yeah, nickels That's why she works here. It would be awful What's the hierarchy of like Celebrated a little too much. I mean

Like a trophy a ribbon a metal ribbons the worst for sure unless you're a dog the blue ribbon I think it's the best trophy trophy unless you're messing good one an Oscar yeah of the trophies it's the Heisman trophy right you think that's the best trophy I do think that's the best trophy yeah hmm Heisman say Iyanowart? No. What about like a FIFA World Cup trophy? I feel like that's like the best thing you can win. You get a plaque.

Ooh, where do plaques land? The plaques are last. Plaques are worse than ribbons, I think too. I think ribbons worse. Ribbon is definitely worse than plaque. Plaque and then metal and then trophy. Where do we put rings? Depends on the ring.

Well, who's rings? I'm with David, like a conference championship ring I'm probably never gonna wear. Yeah. Do you wear your college graduation ring? I do, it's dorky, but I don't care. My parents wear theirs, they went to Notre Dame, it's like a family thing.

The conference championship ring is great. I've never seen Jeremy, Jeremy's so polite, I've never seen him roll his eyes. It's something someone has said before Sorry that my family went to Notre Dame and I went to Notre Dame and I wear a ring because it reminds me of my family I guess I shouldn't do that. It wasn't the Jeremy's family Jeremy. Jeez Jeremy said it wasn't cool and he's the arbiter of cool. Sorry, Jeremy I don't know why I'm doing this you're going out of town for two weeks. Yeah, you're getting all the bullying Sorry, Jeremy, I don't know why I'm doing this. You're going out of town for two weeks. Yeah, you're getting all the bullying

Should be building Billy's up on this one. I'm gonna shit on while you're gone Probably Billy or Tony I would think Well, Billy will shit on Tony right right and Tony you'll lash out. You'll have to find somebody I'm here for you. Yes Stu your man X victim Great. I'm sorry for not giving you guys the fodder to be able to bully someone while I'm coming. Are you excited about this trip? Do you have it all planned out? Like when you go on a trip, do you guys,

cause you're going for, you know, somewhat extended period of time, do you have just the destinations decided or you know, like what you're going to do in each place that you go? I have some stuff planned out. My wife is more of a planner than I am. I'm actually not, I'm organized here in the

professional work environment. I'm not very organized in my actual life. And so my wife does a lot more of the planning of the things that we do. That said, I'm very excited because we're going to London and Amsterdam. And in London, one of the main things that I know that we have planned is the afternoon tea at the Ritz. I can't wait. It's gonna be lovely. And you're rolling your eyes at me. Afternoon tea.

We're also seeing a show on the West End. Sounds awesome. Mulan Rouge. It's gonna be great. Fully Bukushevik Ma. Yeah, that. But it's gonna be great. I love planning out a vacation

because I like to leave just enough space to be able to go, alright let's figure out what we're doing for this group of hours. You need to be planned enough to have a good time but not so over planned that you're stressed. Lombardi trophy. What do you mean? Stanley Cup? Ooh, it's a trophy, but it's a cup. Can a cup be a trophy? Hmm, Biden trophy.

Worst trophy. Whoa. What?