The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Weekend Observations

Episode Date: June 27, 2023

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¡Yor, ¿el que te va a hacer? ¡Tenerá un nuevo trabajo! Escuchéis lo que escuchéis, tapados los ojos. La calle vamos todos a cieras, pero lo más aterradores no saberen que confiar. Uy de las personas que os piden que mireis, si queréis seguir convido. Birdbox Barcelona, estreno en Netflix el 14 de julio. Te atreves a ver. It is time for us to go to share his game notes. No one in the media will tell you what happened better than my boy's stew. Weekend observations brought to you by Miller Light, great taste, 96 calories available for delivery. Then it blinds sides us every year and this year was of course no different. At one point over the weekend I found myself watching axe throwing followed by professional

air hockey followed by rock skimming. By rocks giving Ed Dan just like that make no mistake about it the dog days of summer are back X throwing will get me X throwing will get me each time I'm embarrassed to admit that have you been to one of those bars Would they throw axes? Yeah, targets you get drinks and then throw a seems like not a good idea not a good combination and every once in a while like they bounce back somehow Put it on the pole. Do you draw at Levitage show does it seem a good idea to mix the throwing of axis with beer air B and B tricky game I Don't know the rules I don't know what I could do with someone else's house and what I don't know the rules. I don't know what I can do with someone else's house and what I can't do with someone else's house.

But I love when I walk into a great Airbnb. It feels great. I feel bad doing drugs in their house. What? Your friends. My friends, my friends, right? Are there rules about drugs? I don't know.

If it's open, you can do you can do it locked can't do it Huh drugs outside okay? Really it's the rules it's my house for the weekend no, yeah the rules change when it becomes my house no paying for it You're paying to borrow it You went to the touching it charging metal work with your daughter You went to the deduction at charging metal work with your daughter Dan I got to tell you they're not making 35 inch waste like they used to Smaller I got that. I got that. That was the joke. You didn't have to explain that it's uh, okay. 25 runs, huh? Win must have been blowing out at Coursfield.

But Colorado scored one. That shows data. That's terrible observation. The Angels scored 25. The Rocky scored one. Well, blowing half of the Angels. It's twisted blowing in every half inning. Our bad climate change, climate change. At one point, the announcer calling the rock skimming championship said, quote, you could cut the tension with a knife. There was no one there, there was no tension.

It was thick tension cutting things. Yeah, think, yeah, thick tension cutting utensil. Was that the dead in company show Saturday night? Look down at my phone and saw the angels. We're leading the Rock East 23 to nothing after the fourth and had to double check my phone to make sure it wasn't the mushrooms or the Molly.

The hellos. It was the wind blowing out for one two. Dan at one point the announcer calling the air hockey game said These are the two best air hockey players in the world two Titans Two incredible athletes going head to head he could have stopped a Titans. No, yes, he could have okay Thank you Ready to feel old Like really old I mean I do every day like really old day every day. I do every day. Every day I do. Dave, you too. You ready? Yeah.

One of the people playing in the MLB All-Star Future's game is Matt Holliday's son. It was playing baseball like two years ago. In fact, I think Holliday's on someone's team. It should be if he's not. Really? It should be. He should be he should be someone get your homer. Do you picture anything other than him sliding on his chin.

Maybe it was that course field with the wind blowing out. It's holiday. Have a son of the majors are ready. Feel old? Yes. Okay. On Saturday, if the Colorado Rockies play the 2022 New York Jets 17 times they would have gone 13 and four against them. I hate them. On Sunday the Florida Gators would have gone 12, 4, 1 against them. I hate them. On Monday, LSU would have gone 10 and 7 against them. I hate them. LSU would have gone 10 and 7 against them. I hate them.

Chats. What did the LSU score? 18, 10 and 7. I'm going to bless you. It's a hard knock life. He just coughed and sneezed into the sleeve of his jacket for about the 50th time in two days. We're doomed.

There's no cough button here. You know what the A and A hockey stance were Dan? I do not. Not athlete. That's finally a good one. Finally laughing at that one. I mean size third. They're not making size 35s the way they used to.

It's funny, but he looks so good. I do. That's just in this week's edition of June, Rod Smith said he believes he should be in the Hall of Fame, but he doesn't get a vote. That was that news. Jude Aaron judge, no timetable, not good. They say game seven is the best two words in sports. No timetable is on my top five list of worst two words in sports. Number five, Cody Zeller.

Number four, James Andrews. Where's the fanfare, Billy? He's the same. The doctor? Yeah. Two terrible words, right? James Andrews, there's nothing ever good. If you're going to see him. I mean, no. Every time you go to the job, you leave with some with your elbow like this.

Didn't we have a James Andrews bobble head around here for some? Come on. I just turned around and see if it was still on the bed. Is it too locked? Why do we have an orthopedic surgeon's bobble head in here? Why wouldn't you have? We had like eight. They sent us like a box of them for some reason. The Andrews, the brown, the Andrews economy sent us. Yeah. Surgeon bobble heads.

The brand management team for James Andrews. I mean, come on. As come on, that's ridiculous. It's that's just wrong. I associate him with the injured list. Right. Yes, of course, multi-million dollar events, investments get carved up by that guy. Number three, zero rings. Number two, no

time table. Number one, the jets. Watch out for the cubbies. Jordan Poole, 30 points per game on 37% shooting, collision course. Stash this away in the something to ponder file. Kevin Durant could have his jersey retired in four different places. It could also not have his jersey retired in four different places. No need to discuss it now. Just stash it away for a rainy day. How about that, Dan? Huh? ESPN crawl. The lead. Marcus Strowman exit starts with a blister. June also had no idea. Strowman was a cub. You just said, look out for the cub. We'll watch out for him. And heman was a cub. You just said look out for the cops. Well, watch out for him. And he wants to stay there.

You're just really. You're just one of the best pitchers in the league. Just based on who was a winning streak when I write these things. They're supposed weird, huh? Strowman's having a great year. Nathan Evall, he's having a great year. Next year.

And Sandy's not. So does not having a great year. He's picked it up as of late. Weird sport. Picking it up up though when you were 10 Williams Yeah, he was gonna get a six hundred million dollar contract 400 oh, Tony's getting 600 he turned down so don't turn down. Did he turn down 500 million so do imagine turning down 500 million dollars, didn't he it was less than 500 by the nationals, but it was the nationals Okay, it's still there's a lot of state tax $10.10. Didn't he? It was less than 500 by the nationals, but it was the nationals. Okay.

It's still. There's a lot of state tax, district tax. Is the dollar worth less if you play for the nationals at Levin Charge Shop? They were discussing a $15,440 million offer. There's no state tax in California. Yes, there's very. I didn't say signing with the bad raise. Okay.

Chris Paul always want to make sure you and I are on the same page. The warriors don't need you. Therefore any champion chips one with them won't count as a championship for you in my personal record book. Glad we're on the same page. You missed them last week Oh, that's too bad. Was he good? Did you like him? Did you know he was honest? Yeah, I did. I was upset you would have been you would have been really good if you had not been on vacation

We're the God South if he was on with us. That's two guts. Why you like them? How dare you like him? Did he show off all his rings that he doesn't have? I thought it was a great bet, a great segment with it. CP. I enjoyed talking to him. I still got what have ruined it by saying you're overrated or something like that. And it was probably better than he not be here for that.

I would have asked him, what do you say to people like Dan, who say you're not a top 10 point guard of all time? That's the way I would have phrased it, just say that. I would have asked them what do you say to people like Dan who say you're not a top 10 point guard of all time. That's the way I would have phrased it. Just say that. I'm glad you weren't. I would have said top 20. Glad I wasn't here. Golden State Warriors. Do it without Dremond. An annual tradition. Unlike any other, the announcer telling me that the college world series should be on any sports fans bucket list. No it shouldn't and do me a favor. Let me decide what should be on my bucket list. Thanks. Top five things on my sports bucket list. There we go.

Number five. Play Augusta. Number four. The 16th hole, the waste management. I just want to sit there. Number three, the grass courts at Wimbledon. Number two, the red clay at Roland Garros. And number one, play Augusta. But hi. Diamondbacks, Hanging Tough, The Dbacks, Victor Wembaanyama, bailing on his country in the Fee World basketball championship

Victor you just became JJ Watts lease favorite player JJ only plays for his country even though he never has What you name one diamond back Oh, man, that's a great question one anyone man that's a great question. Just one, anyone. Hmm. Okay, keep going, don't want to, hold up. I gotta be honest, I'm just shoving my weed

down my underpants when I walk into a concert. You don't like that? You don't like that it's all out in the open air. Hey man, the cops are just throwing out there, it's legal. We won't take it, I don't wanna know. I'm gonna hide it. You'd like to break the rules. Yeah, you'd like the, you'd like the grift, always the take it. I don't know. I don't know what I'd hide it. You'd like to break the rules. Yeah. You like the you like the

grift. Always the grift. I do. Makes me feel alive. Matt Sullivan sending me 50,000 words to read last night after six grateful dead shows in nine nights. Go to hell Sullivan. Speaking of hell, orprials. Dan, those are the weekend observations. briles, Dan, those are the weekend observations.