The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: WHAT DO I GOTTA DO?

Episode Date: September 16, 2025

"We have more games than we have non-disgraced broadcasters." Dildos on the field, the Ray Hudson Call of the Day, and Tony had a specific way he figured out he was listening to the call of the UM vs. USF game on The CW. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Can someone please explain to me what the details are around a green dildo being thrown on the field and being mistaken for a yellow penalty flag? Highlighter color for me than green. Those are the main bullet points of that story. No, but what game was it? I didn't see it. I just heard you guys talking about it. So I don't have any details on how it is that even a green dildo could be confused for a yellow

penalty flag. So I don't think I have the details I need for this story. What happened during the course of the game that made it look like, and this is a new thing now, we're throwing sex toys on the field. There's been, which has there been more

of the last two weeks? People, players spitting on other players or dildos being thrown on the court or field? In two weeks? In the last couple of weeks, it seems like both are proliferate. it seems like.

Well, so this was in the Bengals Jaguars game. Tony was locked in on that one, so he could give you more of the specifics, I suppose. So it was a touchdown play, and then all of a sudden in the top corner, you just see something fly across the screen. That's like a highlighter yellow seemingly, which is the color, or looks somewhat like the color of a flag.

And that's something that you expect to see flying in the air during a play or right after a play. So the graphics department said, you know what? I think I saw a flag fly across the screen. so they put that graphic up and it was not. It was a good play and it was a dough. I imagine the way these production studios work.

There's like a room of like seven to eight people and they're all watching and they all kind of have the ability to be flag. Oh, flag. And then as soon as they someone yells it, the person with the graphics, like, let me get that graphic up there. Yeah, there are spotters. There are spotters who call the things out.

I love the idea of like, I want to be a fly on the wall for somebody. Oh, flag. And then they put the graphic up and then someone be like, oh shit, I think that's a dildo. Oh, and then the graphic goes. away. Like, that happened. I think it's exactly how it goes down because you have a spotter who's yelling out the things that happens. They could put it on the

scorebug, you know, to the television crew in the truck and he did, flag, flag, flag, and then he said it go, nope, dildo. No, wait, that might be a dildo, my bad. There should be a dildo, my bad. There should be. What would it look like? You know, like a dildo? You think there should be? Yeah, like a like a dildo. Like the color pops up and instead a flag, it says dildo. It's just the outline, the unmistakable outlines. Oh, the silhouette.

What purpose would that serve? You know, it's be informative. Oh. Oh, what did I just see flying on the field? Oh, wouldn't a flag. For people watching on mute? It's a TV truck, right, is where we're still doing these things. It's a chaotic thing. I'm still confused as to how it is green looked like yellow because I was told it was a green.

It's like a highlighter. For me, it's highlighter. Yeah. Okay. Those two colors are not quite the same. I mean, it's semantics. There's a lot of different greens. Have you seen the video?

I have not. It's confusing. I'm asking for information from you guys, and you told me I had all the information by simply saying that a dildo was confused with a flag. I think you're trying not to understand this story for some reason. Green and yellow don't look alike. Those are not the same color. What color would you say lemon, lime, gatorade is? There you go. Gotcha. That's what color it was. Okay, that's not green. But it's... So you say that's yellow? I'm lucky in the video now. But it's also not quite yellow. But you can see where green. The video's funny.

Lemon lime. Green and yellow, damn. Chris Cody, we have not played a Ray Hudson goal call today as as one of our daily celebrations of Ray Hudson as we head toward the World Cup. This one's a doozy. Messy just dances away from Demi Kellis' challenge, runs past two more. Keeps him and tucks me into the net. And there it is. Wait a minute. That's Ray Hudson doing his thing.

He thought that's all this goal needs. This goal doesn't need Magisterial. This goal needs... Keeps it and Texan into the net. So that's all the Ray Hudson. We're on our fourth day. We got 180 more. Changing it up. Keep it fresh.

Broadcasting is made better by the broadcasters, and I wanted to circle back around and see if any of you had any more observations of how cheap the CW looked while doing the University of Miami South Florida game. The announcers were the disgraced Tom Brennaman and a former player with a nose ring, which I have not seen. Well, Blackman, yes, but I have not seen nose rings on broadcasters. That's not, is Will Blackman the first one to be doing that? I have not seen broadcasters using nose rings.

Has Rodman ever broadcast a game? No. And also the lighting on the studios of the CW were not great. We have some people entering the broadcasting foray who do not have. You got to start somewhere. That is true. Fake it until you make it at least. So we were on the Bachelor Party and we had just come.

in from playing 18 as it's beautiful course called Cabot Citrus Farms. It's what you do on a bachelor party. So all the boys are like, hey, let's get to the clubhouse. We were the first fourth from the finish of the three. We're like, let's throw on the Keynes game. So we went into the clubhouse. They're like, yeah, we don't have the CW. And I was like, that's fair.

Okay. So we get on the phone and I'm watching the phone. And then I hear the unmistakable voice. And I'm like, oh, that's this game. That's right. That's how I knew is cheap. They cut Tom Brennaman. I'll do it for free.

I don't care. That's how you knew. That's it right there. I was like, Tom Brennan's back. Must be cheap, man. Don't know he's paying for that. You realize that we have more games than we have non-discraised broadcasters. Damn it.

Somebody. Call Tom. Every game's on TV. It's too many games. I'll do it for 50 bucks. Every game. Every game's on TV. Some play-by-play guy out there who's trying to get his name out there is like, come on.

Like, what do I got to do?