The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - PTFO EXCLUSIVE - Share & Tell with "Celebrity Jeopardy!" Winner Katie Nolan + Gasbags Dan Le Batard and Pablo Torre

Episode Date: October 13, 2023

What does it feel like to kick a$$ on a game show? Like an athlete in the Albanian brain zone who can't do math. Why doesn't Bill Belichick have to defend his conditional genius? Because we owe him the benefit of sudden doubt. Are you convincing yourself that you don't need therapy? You gotta place your vulnerability somewhere, you know. Plus: Pablo's Process (again), Christopher Meloni's mad energy, Dan's digestive tract... and some tears. PTFO-approved content: Final Jeopardy!: Rallying Cries https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YEqEYAxvo4 If You Think Robert Kraft Wouldn't Fire Bill Belichick, You're Wrong https://theathletic.com/4950228/2023/10/11/new-england-patriots-bill-belichick-robert-kraft/ What I've Learned: Patrick Stewart https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/books/a45328198/patrick-stewart-what-ive-learned/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to Pablo Torre finds out I am Pablo Torre and today we're gonna find out what this sound is The amount of sports analogies in my Twitter mentions last night of people being like wow you really almost Buckner that whole thing right after this ad You're listening to draft King's Network. Part of this, I imagine, is that of what Will do is that Dan did not watch and Dan will learn what happened. Oh, Dan has not watched. I don't think so. Oh yeah, because I saw him text that he wasn't watching.

I feel like he was asleep by that point. And, but I don't know, maybe he has, maybe he's caught up. I doubt it, I highly doubt it. Welcome to Highly Questionable. I'm Dan Levittar, that's Pablo Torrey and Katie Nolan. They're talking about me behind my back before we, and we can't see that you're here. That's not fair.

We didn't know you were here. That's not fair. We're just talking about me behind my back before we can't see that you're here. Before we've discarded. We didn't know you were. That's not fair. Well, that's not how you go to sleep at like, you know, 4 p.m. now, which is fine. That's dinner. No, dinner's at 4 p.m. Yeah, and then I need my digestive tract to rest and then I go to sleep about eight or nine.

I imagine you like a bow constrictor. Yeah, it's a slowly. You see like the cartoon refrigerator making its way through the outline of your body over time. What Dan does not fully appreciate is that Katie Nolan finally can talk about what feels like the greatest night in New York. I don't know. Where are we hyperbolicly? No, it's up there.

It was fun. It was fun. Should I say what it is? Are you gonna say? I feel like we have to say it that you are, we're talking then to a celebrity jeopardy. Send me finalist now. Look at that. She's beaming.

This is sheer radiance on her. I would think fun you can say now. I would imagine terror beforehand. No, like that's not fun from the very start. That only became fun when you were crushing it. Yeah, it was a, it was very scary. I think the big, I mean, I watch Jeopardy every night and I feel like a big part of it was like how I started. So when I got out there and I, it was like the first question, I was like, this is,

you got to set the tone. You're either going to be good at this or you're going to suck at this. And the rehearsal that they give you right before goes so fast and I could not get the buzzer. And I didn't the questions were really hard. And it psyched me out. And then I got out there and then you saw, if you did see Dan, maybe you didn't. I did not. This is what I saw if I made Katie.

I'm sorry to interrupt you. But all I know is that I came in this morning and on my television and it made it legitimately made me smile happy watching my television to see that the gollix were talking on their draft King show about you. I couldn't hear the sound was not up, but I saw a giant money total where you were and also making me smile $75 from the person next to you. I didn't see a third person.

I just saw you had some giant amount of money, like $17,000, and then the person next to you. I didn't see a third person. I just saw you had some giant amount of money, like $17,000, and then the person next to you had $75. Shout out, Sherry Shepherd, the absolute sweetest woman on the planet. But that third person, a big f*** you, to them, a spoiler alert. Hold on, we got to explain what made me smile. While I was watching celebrity jeopardy,

and it was a text that I got from a friend of mine, Michael Cruz Kane, who's a writer for co-bearer, and he said this, quote, I didn't think you had the ability to do that. What Michael Cruz Kane texted me was, quote, what your girl, Katie Nolan is doing on celebrity jeopardy right now, is unkind. Because this stand, this is how this episode of celebrity jeopardy got going.

Chef Jamie Oliver's website says that if you use lamb instead of beef for cottage pie, it should go by this occupational lamb. Katie. What is shepherd's pie? You got it. I did. Katie. What is a Leo occupational name. Katie. What is Shepard's pie? You got it. I did. Katie.

What is a Leo? Correct. Katie. Okay. What is a levy? My Chevy to the levy. Yes. Katie.

What is Volvo? That's correct. Katie. What is Dalmatian? That's it. Katie. What is a Kiwi? Yes, it is. Katie.

What is Vatican City? Right again. Katie. What is Scrub Daddy? I seem very happy in this. I have a personal connection to scrub daddy. It just makes me very happy. Oh my God. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I am watching televised cartoon, confidence muscles grow.

Look at the body language. She goes from whatever the darkness was of fear to. Oh, I got this. Surprising herself. And then you can just see her gather strength. It was, and I mean this so sincerely, it felt like I was watching an athlete. Oh, strength.

She's in the zone. In the zone. Yes, she's going to go in a straight shot, feeling it. In fact, it felt more specifically like watching an NBA player in a celebrity basket again. Oh, yeah. Like this person should not be like, this is, this is, this is not fair. Even better though for dorks, it's the greatest thing. It's she's in the brain zone.

She's not just in a zone. She's not just in a zone. She's in a zone where she's showing everybody that she's kicking ass at being smart or, and I don't have context for this, the other celebrities were terrible. No, they weren't. Well, they were, they're Christopher

from the Lone. A former Jeopardy champion, former celebrity, Jeopardy champion Christopher Maloney from Lawn Order, Christopher Maloney, and Sherry Shepherd, you'll notice in that montage, if you're watching on the dragings network or on YouTube, that their totals don't really go up at all. The first round was rough. Yours though, you, you, you, it felt like watching an adult play video games against children. And here's the thing, they probably felt that way celebrity-wise. They were probably like, we are so famous. And who is this woman?

Who is this ringer? I truly think that my whole career has been just to get famous enough so I can go on jeopardy without having to take the test. And that's what I did. I gotta be honest, I didn't think any of us were famous enough to be on celebrity jeopardy. I don't think of myself as someone who is famous enough to be on celebrity jeopardy. Me neither, but I, and I, I was and I still don't. I can't tell if what Katie did means that they want to invite more such people who are really good at jeopardy, even if they're

over indexing on the scale and under indexing on the curating. Because at some point, it got uncomfortable for me to watch. No way. Because of this. As Charles Darwin could tell you to do this is to gradually change your develop over time. Sherry. What is evolution?

Sorry, no. Katie. What is evolve? Evolve. Evolve. Yes. That's part of a look. Can't it? Is this how we started it all? I don't want you to be mad.

OK, all right, I'm with you. Demonins for 500, please. It's how you might refer to a resident of Tirana, a capital city near the Adriatic coast, or to a resident of New York's state capital. Christopher. What is Albania? Albany. I'm sorry. Christopher. What is Albania? Albany.

I'm sorry. No. Cherry or Katie? Katie. What is in Albanian? Pity-esque, pity-esque. Pity-esque. I don't know.

I've done it to my friend here. I've done it to myself here. You know what? I'm not. If I need this money later, if I'm not doing well later, I might take it. You're a boss lady, but I like you both so much. You got to watch your mouth around her. She's listening to everything you do.

That's been so much to me. She was dead. She was apologizing while taking their money for winning. And I'm sitting there and I still don't know what a demonym is. I still don't know. I don't either. Be quite honest. It was just like that's, I've always watched Jeopardy and been like, oh, I feel bad for

when somebody buzzes in and they get it, but they don't phrase it right or they get it, but they don't use the form of a question. And then somebody buzzes in right after them and gets, I was not, I wouldn't have gotten Albanian. I wasn't. I know now. Without his incompetence. Yeah. I know the capital now. I can tell I know now without his incompetence. Yeah, I know the

capital now. You have the feel like the universe, the cosmos were just lobbing lobster you where I don't know the answer, but these these pitiful fools are going to use me the answer by playing for celebrities. No, they were so nice. I want to be clear. They were so nice and I really truly love them. I don't know if they love me But I really did like them. I accidentally called Christopher Chris when I met him and I was like very embarrassed because he was like it's Christopher Well, what happened next in this emotional rollercoaster? Took a dark turn for Christopher Maloney because I want you to watch Christopher Maloney's face

Oh, no in these next couple of moments, just zoom in. As everyone else is celebrating Katie Nolan and an effective stapler. I'm gonna do it as a matter of minute. Investigative report, you're doing an investigative report on this man's face. Tell us about your charity, Katie. Oh, yeah, I'm playing for the Association of Women in Sports Media,

which, you know, I am a women in sports media, but we need more. Sports Media is still like 80% male. So, AWSM has campus chapters. They have scholarship program, mentorship, networking events, just to try to bring more women and more unique voices into Sports Media. That's fantastic.

Absolutely, applaud, applaud, applaud. No. Nothing. Nothing. Again, Dan. It goes slow on his face. He's got no time. He doesn't look like he wants women to sports me.

What is gaslighting? That's the word. Yes. He adds $2000. There's the Grimbelone refusing to clap for women in sports media and then for your successful daily double did not feel accidental. So he was two people away from me. And so during the actual taping, I did not pick up on how mad his energy was.

I don't know if he was mad. He was hostile. He seemed pretty mad. I don't know if it's mad. And watching him back last night, I was like, oh, he's mad. I don't know if it's mad or hostile, but I will say I can say without a word spoken that he is both not for women in the media and pro gaslighting. It felt like that's how it felt like to me.

With the climax of this episode, and it isn't so many senses, a climactic thing, is Katie Nolan Dan. Katie Nolan has more than twice as much money as the second plays contestant Christopher Maloney has established. And then final jeopardy begins. What happened here? Everything?

Don't mess with Texas. Sam Houston's troops shouted this three-word battle cry while attacking Santa Ana's army at San Jacinto. 30 seconds, players. Good luck. ["Santa Ana's Army"] Christopher Maloney was in second place with 8,800. He wrote down, I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I, not your favorite part of the game. Oh, no. You just had to wage a more than 3500. Right. And you're at the end. And I've made your 30. You made your exactly 30. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Katie, Christopher, pick up your signaling devices. I'm gonna read a single category and clue. I've never seen it. The first one of you to buzz in with the correct response is our winner and our semi-finalist. But I do need a correct response. Your category is French history. And here's the clue.

Drink up. A famous New Orleans street is named after this dynasty that ruled France for most of the 17th and 18th centuries. Katie. What is bourbon? It is bourbon! In your face! So what you're watching, and you got to watch this on on YouTube for the drafting is Christopher Maloney and Katie new Katie Dullin both arriving at the same exact total $17,600 going to a sudden death clue off and Katie celebrating like what a magic carpet

right Katie I couldn't have written that up better if I was trying to write script writing on have her foul it up here the whole thing at the end with her bad math and then at the end still club that that stoic misery over there Christopher still club him in the face of the end with one final indignity what what a championship effort by you. Thank you for thank you so much. I want to do what Christopher Melone you're used to do and clap for you. Thank you so much. I want to do what Christopher Maloney refused to do and clap for you. Oh, thank you so much.

Thank you so much. It's just so much. What he was too busy doing though, Katie, as we humiliate you by celebrating you. Dan, this is what Christopher Maloney, if we're going to zoom in on that pivotal moment when he saw his life flash before his eyes. This is what he was trying to do.

This is the video of him. Ha, ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I thought he was angry and pulling on the sleeve of the dragon. Such a generous read. This is a man who thinks he has the answer and is desperately trying to make her. I mean, he has the answer. It's an easy question. He has the answer. But you were so close to blowing.

Oh, I know. Oh my God. The 28 to three lead. I know. You were so close to embodying. The amount of sports analogies in my Twitter mentions last night of people being like wow You really almost buckner that whole thing Pablo. Do you realize that if she had we wouldn't be able to have any fun with this because she Be no she be ravaging her face I be at home. I would not be here. You guys are not paying me. I would be at

I would have slept in today and kept the blinds down. So close. That would have been like a lifetime regret to get your math wrong. To get your math wrong. It would have gone to echoing shame and laughter. So close. So can I tell, I haven't able to tell the story yet when they, they, so they, I don't know if it's like this in regular jeopardy, but when they go to commercial and they say,

here's the final jeopardy category, make your wagers, we'll be right back. They brought out paper and a pen. And they were like, you can check your math, you can whatever, and then you gotta put in your wager. So I do the math because my dad and I had watched a celebrity jeopardy like right before I went. And he was like, just take what they're double theirs and then see what

the difference is between yours and what theirs doubled could be. And that's the number you got to be. I did all that and I double and triple checked that I got that number right. And I forgot that you then also have to like add one. But we had seen somebody who did that, but they got the question wrong. And they ended up losing enough money that when they lost that money, the other person's But we had seen somebody who did that, but they got the question wrong, and they ended up losing enough money that when they lost that money, the other person's double was higher than there. So I was like,

Oh, you were scared. I was thinking that part. Because it was like rallying cries, and I was like, I don't actually know if I know any rallying cries. So I'm afraid to like risk more than I need to, which is why I did exactly 3500, which again, I know now is not correct, but is why I didn't round up to like 4 more than I need to, which is why I did exactly 3500, which again, I know now is not correct,

but is why I didn't round up to like 4,000, because I wasn't feeling that confident about the clue itself. Then, we are done, they take away the papers, I actually said out loud, can somebody check my math? I was like, can I get somebody else to check my math? And they said, no. Can I get a non-celebrity to check this math? So then they go, they're like, okay, three, two, one,

and Ken says, welcome back to Jeopardy, and I think he flubbed a line or something, they had to redo the intro. In that moment, I realized what had happened. And we were about to retake, and I almost said, can I change my wager before we go? Before we start, because I'm like integrity wise, cause they give you this big speech before you go out there,

there's like a game show cop who comes over and tells you like, there's a game show Christopher Maloney. Well, so Christopher Maloney got really buddy buddy with him and I was like, and you love cops, huh? But he came over and he was like, these are the rules of the game. You are entitled to know the rules of the game. If at any point in the game, you feel the rules have not been explained to you. You can stop and ask for the rules and they will be reeked.

So they were very serious about the integrity of it. And in my head, I'm like, well, we're retaped. We're starting over. And the no clue has been revealed. Nothing has happened. Can I just change it? But I chickened out and I didn't ask. So then that whole block where everybody's saying their answer is once I found out,

I think you can actually hear it when Christopher Maloney gets it right. I think I whispered, f***ing, because I think that's what I realized. I too got it right and we are going to overtime. Like I knew right away that I'm a big dumb idiot. And then what they don't show is that there's a break

while they have to prepare the overtime. So it was like a quite a significant amount of time of sitting there stewing in the fact that I just blew it and that it was all over for me. But there was a point where, and if I may sports this up, there was a point where I was standing there cursing myself, being like, how could you do this?

You were in the lead the whole time, you ruined the whole thing, and then I was like, look, you could still win. You could still win, there's still a chance you could win, and nobody has ever won something after giving themselves this pep talk of like, you suck, you blew it. And so I was like, you're okay.

You've done really, really well. You made a dumb mistake, but now you're gonna redeem yourself and everything's gonna be fine. And I'd cherry shepherd being like, it's okay. It's all right. I would have done the same thing. So it ended up being fine, but that's why shout out to Sherry Shepherd.

I know she didn't have the showing. She probably wanted on celebrity jeopardy, but it came just in doors. It's so I know it. Yep, I just did. I did. I did. to her as a person. She was a very sweet. All right, shout out to you, 75 dollars.

And as always, a big f*** you to stabler. No. I wanted him to like me so bad and boy did I blow it. He did not. Yeah, you found out that you hate me. I know, Katie, no one found out. You found out hard. What is next?

What are you in this? So next is the semi-final. So it'll be three people who did what I did. So one there episode. And then we meet in the semi-finals. And then from there, one person will then go on to the final, which will be against two other people who made the same journey up a different side of the bracket.

Damn. I do not know when it airs yet, but it has been taped. And I cannot say any more than that. Wow. It's, this is the coolest, I know people are probably like, all right, Katie's been on everything talking about this, but like this is my peak. So thank you for letting me talk about it.

I brought a story, but I guess we won't even talk about it. I wanted to talk about baseball, but no, I guess we can talk about celebrity, pretty. No, we can do baseball if you want. No, I'm completely kidding. Completely kidding. This is the only reason I came. I don't even know what stories you guys brought.

I'm going to find out together with you. I think in keeping with the theme of how one takes a massive mountain of success and jeopardizes all of it. Dandy, you want to go next? Yes, because I did not do this purposely to bother Katie, but I am fascinated by what is going on in New England because you get to that level of success where you have spoiled your fan base with 20 years of unprecedented football triumph. Like I just can't imagine the excellence that the patriots have gotten used to. So they now have to endure what is Mac Jones and a couple of losses here that are so painful that they disgrace an embarrassed Bill

Belichek and have people now tarnishing all of his past saying Tom Brady is responsible for it because as soon as Tom Brady not only goes to Tampa, but then goes to the gauntlet without Belichek of the quarterbacks drew breeze Aaron Rogers and Patrick Mahomes to win a title without Bill Bella check. All of a sudden the either or game that we play on credit and blame makes Bill Bella check. Look pretty mediocre with a 500 a sub 500 record after Tom Brady. And so I asked you Katie, what's fair criticism of Bella check when you've got a Boston radio host firing him after two games that you're talking. You've got Shannon Sharp saying, oh, oh, Dan, Dan, it's not just, it's not just the gas

bags that we think of as gas bags, by the way, are very smart for indemnity fox words. Oh, no. I'm happy about all of this because sometimes you get a little arrogant and you got to learn from a little discomfort. So I'm happy for Bill Bellichack because now he's learning. Not only can you not substitute anybody in to be a coordinator or quarterback, and not only can you rely on your defensive acumen to strengthen your team throughout the course of this season.

At some point you got to accept that you're not a genius. Not a genius. Yeah. Look, I don't, I'm not a coaching genius either. So I can't really critique it from that level of understanding. I just feel like we are so in sports media quick to be like, he's the greatest or he sucks and has no talent. And we never are very good at this in between of like, there's a lot of factors that go into this.

It was crazy to me when Brady left and everybody's like, we're gonna see if it was Brady or if it was Bella check. Like what, it was probably both. It was probably both of them. It was probably a combination of the two. And yes, they're separate and Tom goes and I mean, nobody's saying Tom, I mean, people were saying Tom Brady wasn't talented, but nobody's saying it now. And I just feel like there's a, again, a lot of factors that go into this, but I do want to be

clear as a Patriots fan. I understand we've earned this part. I understand this is the part where you're like, okay, you can't just love watching your team play football every weekend. Sometimes it's going to absolutely suck. Now I forgot that it sucks this bad. It hasn't sucked. It hasn't sucked. Yeah, 34 to zero to the Sains, 38 to three to the Cowboy. But it hasn't. It hasn't.

Katie, in your life time as a sports fan, the Patriots haven't sucked like that. Like that's what Tom Brady and Bill Bellicic check bought you. It's been 20 years, correct? Like so. Yeah, not only 20, so I've never seen this. I'm just saying, like when were the Patriots, the last two games that the Patriots have played, I think a generation has not seen the Patriots ever play those two games.

Right. And I feel like if you are that generation and you see those two games and you go like screw this team, fire the coach, you're an idiot because I just think that like that's not how it works. It ebbs in it flows. And even if you think Bill Bellachek isn't a genius, I would love you to point out who you're going to get to coach the team that's going to be better than Bill Belichick, that is currently available. When you get to any point in football where you start believing that you're that much smarter or that much better than everyone else, you can be humbled by the sport in a variety

of ways, especially as you age and young people come for your crown. So in that sport, you've got so many young coaches where the technical advantages are obvious Pablo. On offense with McVeigh, with McDaniel, you can watch on offense and you're like, holy s**t, they've got a schematic advantage. But I do believe in football. Defense is so hard for the common person to understand and what Bella check does every week

and taking away your most important thing, which no one else in the sport can do. Ignores that two of those championships, one of them, well, I mean Rams fans have to hate Bella check. Rams fans will never relinquish that Bill Bella check is a genius because the greatest show on turf, the greatest team they've ever had in St. Louis was stopped by not just Bella check, but a Tom Brady who had thrown one touchdown past that entire postseason. Bella check won that title, and it was one of the greatest upsets we have ever seen with a quarterback who was not yet ready. And then 13 to three in the Super Bowl.

That offensive McVeigh was very good. And he held it to three points. Like two of the titles there were won by Bella check. And for some reason, because we can't explain it, because we don't know how he stops those things. We're not sophisticated enough. That genius gets forgotten because we can't explain it. Well, this is the bigger story to me. And it's not just about wanting to rub salt in Katie's wounds as a Patriots fan. It's about actually talking about what it means for genius to be conditional like this. When you declare someone a genius after 20 years of clear, unambiguous, genius behavior, what does it take for us to take it back?

Two game, right? Two game. Two game. But this is a huge mistake. So before, right, like the stuff that Dan's alluding to defensively, like Bill Balecheck is the genius who had pioneered the three, four defense, and it got so popular because everyone was copying him that he switched back to the four three because it was interior alignment that he had mastered and figured out.

Now everybody was trying to copy him. The idea of like, you know, these seemingly slow seemingly slow white possession receivers, like I want all of them. And now that, now that's everywhere. Right? Everybody knows what that advantage was. So he's not money-balling the way he used to be. Those competitive sort of strategic insights aren't as generous like it. Tyden's, Tyden's down the seam. Tyden, giant basketball players running down the seam to make it easier for your quarterback. And and all of that is to say leaving like the football nerdy of this is psych is I'm no, I'm no coaching anything either. The idea is what job allows someone to have that degree of success. And then kicks them off stage, like this so cruelly, right?

Is sports the ultimate example of that? Can we relate to any of what we're seeing with this guy? Cause I would imagine it really must be inferior. Oh my God. They're Bill Belichek to have to hear. Jeff's still feeling he has to prove himself to somebody. Like, look at what I did. It's, it's cruel for genius to be that conditional. It is cruel for genius to evaporate that quickly week to week. Uh, but he's had a couple of years,

Pablo, and it doesn't help him at all that as soon as Tom Brady left. He went and took over a team where James Winston had them seven and nine because he threw 30 interceptions. And then as I said, Tom Brady without Bella check goes through breeze, Rogers, and my homes. I think all of those on the road, right? Like, come on. Come on. And by the way, Katie, like he's also the GM. Yeah. And so it feels like people generally, you, you don't want him to be the GM anymore, do you? I think that Bill should do whatever he,

I wouldn't. This is the behavior of a person who actually feels like, if you emotionally connect it, you owe him something. Yeah, I mean, in Bill We Trust, like I just have just that engrained into my, in Bill We Trust, I assume he knows better than I do and I just let him in in football just be clear. I'm not in celebrity jeopardy.

No, I think I could take him. You would kick. I don't think he knows that he is a shade of red. Yeah, he thinks a demonym is a slur. Yeah, I just I don it's hard for me to, who the hell am I to sit here and criticize Bill Bellicicuk is what's happening in my head right now? I'm with Katie on this part of it, right? Because I'm going through this in Miami, right? Like I was just having this conversation with Mike Ryan, who feels after 20 years of Pat Riley making the heat matter, the way he made the next matter, the way that he made the Lakers matter, they're fed up because they, you're going through that with him exactly. I'm going through it from this angle, right? I'm like, because

people are coming at me and like, 10, you're not going to criticize anything about Riley and I'm like, look, at some point, I have to say that somebody obviously has a level of expertise over what they're doing that is above my critique. It's above my pay grade. He obviously knows, Bella chicken Riley clearly knows something about sports leadership that I am not, I am not sophisticated enough smart enough worthy enough to do too much questioning of because they've done it so long that they can no more than I do. I'm with Katie on this. I'm not so arrogant. And I could be pretty arrogant

about knowing all. I am not so arrogant that I would think that I can, that I can criticize these people. My guess is that their process is usually pretty good. And sometimes the results aren't. And I have to trust their process because they care more and no more about their process than I do. Yeah. I am glad that we finally arrived at the fact that we all need to trust the process. Oh my god, you would. I mean, you would. That's so lame if that's what you would take. You like that.

You like that is. You would. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad.

So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. It's so not trustworthy. He would kill celebrity jeopardy. You think? You think?

He would lose. I'd be calling him $75. Oh, shout out cherry shepherds. So what I brought to the discussion today is an interview I saw with Patrick Stewart. And I don't know if you guys appreciate the legacy, the institution that is Patrick Stewart, but one of our great actors truly, like what I imagine when I think of like classy, older British gentlemen. And what he said in this interview with Esquire was this, quote, if I had started therapy earlier, it would have benefited me sooner. Now I'm no longer afraid of talking about my childhood. End quote. And I bring this to you not because I want to like

plum the depths of Patrick Stewart's childhood, but because I feel like my grand hypocrisy in 2023 is that I know all of the, the upside from friends, family members of therapy. And I have not gone. And I'm constantly sort of calibrating like, am I fooling myself into thinking that I'm the one who doesn't need to go even as I recommend to everybody like trust me. This is a thing that is so helpful. And so what I wanna find out from you guys is when I say a quote like that from Patrick Stewart,

how do you hear it? Because I know both of you guys have personal experiences that I don't want to be too invasive about asking you to share. Who's going first? I'm happy to. I don't mind this level of vulnerability. I found therapy hugely, hugely useful.

I don't know in this case whether I would make it about parents and upbringing, although that's part of it. I would say the greatest tool that it has given me is an awareness or more of an awareness of my blind spots and where I have to be forgiving of myself, what led me to therapy was traumatic enough that I will tell you this story. I don't think I've told this story before, but so my father loses his job and he's a Cuban exile and his whole identity is tied up in the idea of work. And work is what will get you to freedom. It's the most important thing. He loses his job. And he has a breakdown, like just a total breakdown on a cruise with my mother that was

meant I was happy. I was so happy. A dad, you're retired gave them the cruise so that he would sail into the next part of his life. And he went, you know, he went, he had a breakdown on the cruise ship. And when they come back, I have to go to see him in what is an asylum. And at the time I'm going to see him, somebody is clucking like a chicken in the corner. And it's a place that's scary to me. And my mother passes out in his arms as we're getting there. And so the trauma of that was such that I'm like, okay, I've got to analyze everything. I'm in charge here of whatever this delicate family balance is here.

And I've got to like reach adulthood. And I've got to do some things that examine because I don't think a lot of people go to therapy just because they're looking for self improvement. In fact, Pablo, I don't know that how you feel about your life or your balance or your general happiness. I think something would have to go wrong generally or not feel right to push someone into that. Otherwise, they think they got it figured out. But so the last 15 years and I've been rigorous about finding the right people to do this with, I have found that having that vulnerability and the ability to place it somewhere helps

me just in with a sort of tools that among other things help me be more forgiving of myself and give me some awareness in places where I could have used it that make me more adult. I can completely relate to what you said about, Emma that I'm the one who doesn't need it? For me, I obviously have a close relationship with Dan and his therapy, which has been life-changing for him, obviously his life, as I've said before. My Dan. You're Dan. You're Dan. I just hate having to say my Dan and I also hate having to say my fiance.

So it's just like the dad that I, it's the context. It's not this dad. It's the dad. But he's had a very difficult life with a lot of obvious trauma. And I say obvious trauma because like people have died in his childhood. That like I did not experience that. And he's talked about this on stage and all that. And therapy has helped him understand

that, understand his relationships with family members that he can't currently still work on. They're no longer with us. I have had therapists in the past, good and bad. And currently, in this period of time where I am obviously in need of a therapist, still feel like have felt, I should say, still have felt. Like, well, my biggest problem that I need help with therapy

for is I feel like I got to do it all myself. And the hardest part of that is that you have to ask for help to get the help to teach you how to ask for help. And it feels impossible to me, because it's like, oh no, no, I can figure it out. I will get a therapist once I blank. I keep putting off the like, we've talked about this a little bit on your show, Dan,

this Dan, current Dan, about how like I've put off the process of finding a therapist because I'm, first of all, terrified of finding a therapist that I don't match with and people should know that that does happen. Right. Well, that's one of my questions. It's just like the matchmaking part of it. It sucks. It's the worst part. It's dating without any of the benefits. It's like, let me throw all of my baggage at a person and see how they handle it. And then, and you also have to be self-aware enough to be like, am I rejecting this because it's helpful to me? Are they actually right?

And I need to hear this. And so there's a lot of that that goes into it, but I think there are a lot of people who go to therapy. They don't like their therapist, and then they write off therapy. And I want to, if you're one of those people, I'm not judging you, because I've been one of those people, but you got to just push through it.

And so I now I'm very happy to say, I'm at the point where I have identified the person I'm going to reach out to, to be my therapist. And now I just have to force myself to sit down and reach out to that person. And so it's like anything, if you're like me and you feel like you have to fix all your problems, you don't, and you can just ask for help. And guess what, if it doesn't go well, you can stop doing that and then do it again a different way.

It just feels like everything I do, I'm always like, this has to be the greatest thing I've ever done instead of just go talk to a person about all the things you feel. That part is the part that I know I benefit from socially, like part, and this is not a substitute for therapy, this segment. No, but I sense the value of talking about stuff to other human beings.

Like that most basic tool, Dan, of like, you cannot internal monologue your way to where you want to be when you're dealing with what's hard in your life. And so when it comes to the toolkit, right, you reference Dan, the tools that you did not have that now you have, what does that mean practically? Like again, I don't want to present a commercial for a therapy as a concept.

I don't think that's needed, but I am curious Dan, like what practically you have found to be useful in that toolkit? When Katie says something looks to her like a mountain that is too big or scary to move, I recognize that because without getting into the specifics of it, I would just say that more generally, when I have had those kinds of problems that I bring into therapy, I am always surprised when you remove my blind spots, my lack of awareness about the things that shape me, how helpful it is if I have someone,

anyone, never mind a therapist with expertise, but if I have anyone that I trust with whom I am sharing intimacy, that I can trust with that intimacy, to be careful with it, and to be someone I am paying, to help me fix whatever it is that I feel needs to have some aid. I found those mountains move a lot easier when I have the help of someone than when I am covered in my own shame or reluctance to actually approach the thing because I'm like, this is too f***ing messy. I can't handle this. I can't, why would I even start?

It's a messy room. I don't even know where to start cleaning up. I'm not going to get any momentum here. And so I'm defeated before I even start. But if you build on a relationship, and I will say it again, any relationship with someone that you trust and you are sharing intimacies, if that person has some expertise about you, never mind about therapy or psychoanalysis or the damages your parents did, if I'm giving them a data bank on here, here's this information about me. Can you help me with all the things that I do to neuter myself or sabotage myself or

where I'm unkind? Can you help me? Inemiesy with someone you trust is the most beautiful and helpful thing when they can help you. And so I've finally gotten, man, my therapist was next to my brother's deathbed with me, like holding my hand in his. Yeah, so yeah, wherever it is that I was scared of that, I can assure everyone listening to this that it's helpful. Right, right, right. Katie, something that I think about all of the time.

Sorry, I'm sorry. No, no, don't shut up. No, no, don't. Hey, I, I am, I had a segue loaded up. I know, I was like, we're gonna get through it. It's okay. Damn it, I had a transition. It's gone. So I was like, we're going to get through it. It's okay. Damn it.

I had a transition. It's gone. So I didn't have any experience with that either though, right? So I arrive at grief and I don't, I'm lost, like just totally lost. But on that Dan, right? Like the idea of therapy as preventative or reactive, how do you see it, right? Because it seems like it prepared you on some level for something that still you had to, you had to kind of figure out.

And it just, it's just okay. There's no shame in needing help in the hand. There's like, what's the, I don't know, there's no shame in asking for it and needing it. Like we handcuff ourselves a lot. I mean, the real intimacy is being able to ask for it, receiving it and from there you can find what love, trust, the greatest, you know, the greatest touchstones to living

that allow you the field of deepest things. But in terms of like the self-consciousness about like, is this about my parents? Am I a cliche? I do wonder if there is some relief in realizing that your story is a familiar story. There has to be, because that content is all over social media.

That's TikTok. I always am getting videos where someone's like, I, does this happen to anybody else? In the comments are all like, oh my God, it's so nice to know that that's connected to this and I have this. It's like people do want to understand. I think people do want to understand themselves better.

And I think once you do, and you realize, I mean, I can speak to it specifically from I have ADD. I was diagnosed late in life. I really would have changed the game for me if I was diagnosed earlier, because as you guys now know, I'm not dumb. I'm pretty smart, but I've got some problems. Like there were some moments in celebrity jeopardy

that I just watching it back last night. I'm like, I wasn't listening when that clue was read. I was in my own head thinking about something else that had happened. I was very distracted. But so I was diagnosed later in life and there are things I didn't know at all were related because they're not the cliche ADD things. They're not like, oh, plastic bag. But like constantly being late to stuff.

My therapist was like, yeah, that's, this is all the same thing. You cannot manage your time. You suck at it. She's like, you can't just hope one day you're going to wake up and know how to manage time. You have to take active steps and here are some suggestions based off of people I've worked with who have this same thing that's happening to you happening to them. Here are three, like, tried and true ways you can do this. And here's how to have the conversation with your loved ones so that they don't think

you're just lying and you don't want to be on time for anything. Here's how to manage this professionally and they give you those tools. And so I think when you find out your Ecclesi, there is that moment of like, oh, I'm not unique. I'm not an original butterfly. And then you realize like, that's what life is about. Life is learning that you are not original. You are not that special. I know we're told that as children because it means that you're supposed to encourage self love as a child. You want to tell a child that they need to love themselves. But at the end of the day, we're all just people.

And that's what I think therapy is good at showing you. Is that like you are not so special and unique that this problem you have that you're like no one could possibly solve this for me? Somebody can solve that for you. You just have to admit that like, this is a thing that happens and it's a thing I have to deal with and this is partially me giving myself that

I'm right now. Like just go just go just go. But it is it is interesting what you say though Katie because it doesn't have to be as Pajorative is I'm such a cliche. It can just be if I need my car fix I go to a mechanic who has seen a hundred such cars if I need a doctor. Yeah, I go to a surgeon who's done a hundred of these surgeries. And we do your own research. Right. Yes, you can just do it for yourself. I'm just going to just Google it. I read it's got this. Just Google it. You tube. Just you know what? You tube it. You tube, self help and just see if somebody is in his garage giving you the advice you need to untangle. Why it is edible complex edible. I made it. You're edible complex with your mother's problematic. I think all of us, it's safe to say, have an edible complex.

Wink. Wink. Is that a fat joke? Wink. That's not one. I thought it was a weed joke. Well, it is. On the side of the, on the side of the street. It is is. With me, the Freudian slip was the edible on the edible

that because I'm edible, I do so much. Eat it. Yeah. So at the end of this, oh shoot, I always forget about this part. We find out that we have to have found something out. And Dan, I'm going to ask you to go first because Katie clearly is still contemplating. I am happy to go first because I cannot say that this happens to me very often watching television. What I learned today is that if I see on television Katie Nolan genuinely joyous, then I too get to live vicariously through that joy because I was surprised that I was made

happy by seeing her that happy seeing I did not underestimate her. I didn't have anything in the way of expectations for what it is that would be. The only way I process it was I would be scared of doing that. I don't know that I would be somebody willing to have the bravery to do that because I would fear getting embarrassed. So when I saw her crushing it, it was one of the highlights of my day to see her that happy because I know how good that had to feel restorative good that had to feel for her to be able to enjoy that. And forgive me if I'm going too close to the lights here, Katie. But in

watching what a bad fit and how much it must have hurt you to go from ESPN to baseball and have Apple and baseball like sort of reject who you are. It made me, it made me very happy to see you in front of light you care about more than that glowing and happy and radiant. And it gave me genuine borrowed joy. No, it was like watching a great athlete finally get into an offense. That is like, that fits them. It was like, yes, I want to watch this. We did this today on the show. I want to watch this YouTube highlight reel.

This is fun. Which is nice. The thing Pablo said to me about it before was, and I mean this in the nicest way possible. It feels like I make a wish situation. Oh no. I'm not gonna say well. It was a compliment. I don't know if there's a nice way to take it,

but I will take it that way. Oh, no. I'm just mad. I mean, I'm glad and happy and full of love that you said that. But I was, as he threw to you, I was like, oh, I know what mine will be. I found out that when Dan cries, I cry.

There's nothing that stops like that happened when we did your show. And it's happening like when you start to tear up, my eyes just well with tears. But now it sounds like exactly what you said. I'm happy you're happy. So now I'm like, I can't help you.

I bring you pain, grief, and tears. You bring me joy. Seems lopsided. No, I think it's an even switch. Meanwhile, meanwhile, as you guys are exchanging emotions, what I found out is that, is that in that very touching conversation

about mental wellness, what I could not get out of my brain was the idea that somewhere Christopher Maloney is listening to Katie Nolan mention Dan Sneakin that on some of those questions, she wasn't even paying attention. That's right. I was buzzing in with the security guy.

I look on this, the public, the Tory finds out like I'm masturbating on celebrity, jeopardy. I knew the answers. Katie wasn't even paying attention. And she kicked my, there was a puppy category. I was so distracted. They had yawning puppies.

That guy is so miserable today, because as man as he was on that set, he lost to somebody who wasn't paying attention and is terrible at math. And is it famous? And it is not famous. An unemployed lady who just loves the show. Got done.

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