The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - STU- Captain Lee Rosbach

Episode Date: October 27, 2023

Billy enlists nautical expert Lorenzo to make sure their interview with Captain Lee goes smoothly. Stugotz becomes fast friends with the captain and makes some promises he might not be able to deliver on. Lee tell the guys about his podcast Salty with Captain Lee, his upcoming one man show in Las Vegas, how he felt about Scandoval and he makes some NFL picks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This is StuGox and this is StuPotony. Here we go, Jim. Tony! This is Stu Gocks and this is Stu Pardini. Here we go Jeff. Oh, daaay! Billy, yes. It's rare that I do this because you are an exceptional producer. You have me organized. You really do. You're great at like telling me who we're talking to when we're talking to them, but on this one,

I have no idea who we're talking to and why we're doing it and where it's gonna air. So what the hell are we doing right now? We're picking some football games with Captain Lee from below deck, but I wasn't sure that you were gonna be in on this and you're gonna do this so I brought in an expert to help us.

You did. How did you? Well, You did well how an expert right because you would hire not very first and he's a captain of a ship You're saying right? Yeah, so I brought in an expert to help us do this today. Okay, here we are waiting for our expert This is our experts Hoi Lorenzo Lorenzo, I'm gonna let him captain Lee. I am going to tell him and I've told you guys you are our sea captain expert So that's like I don't know I just know all things not a cool man Give us your boat of feedays if you don't mind. Why are you the one who's why are you our experts? I once went on a pirate boating excursion in cancun ah Okay, so he's been on a boat. So there you go, Stu.

I know a port. Starbird. The bow is Jesus. Okay. All right. Great. Hello, Captain Lee. How are you? Captain Lee, you look great. I gotta be honest with you. You look younger than I do. How old are you, Captain Lee? Seven be 74 next month. A young 74, right? Well, I hope so. Thank you. Yeah, Captain. Now, my expertise, I've been on cruises and I've been on boats, obviously, but I'm not a boat expert. So we brought in our friend Lorenzo here, who is a nautical

expert who's going to be helping us out with this. But you're also here to help us make football pick. So I don't know how, uh, how into football you are. I don't know your level of expertise on football, but the less you know, the better, honestly. Yeah. When I got a fit right in, I know a little bit about it. I've followed a few teams. You're a Michigan man, right? Yeah. I find a cool something with her boy. I find just like, come on, guys, somebody feel free, feel free to say it's bullshit, Captain Lee. Like what Jim Horma, go ahead. It is bullshit. Yeah. Thank you. Give me a fucking break. Yes. Wait, time out. Are you managing him? Horma for cheating or are you mad at everyone for getting on Jim Horma for cheating?

Jesus. I think back to the days when Bo Schem Bechler and Woody Hayes. Yeah. Yeah, they did just settle that at the middle of the field or some shit. There wouldn't have been any of this on the news or hitting the ESPN highlights. Right. They would just punch it out, right? Oh, yeah. Oh, not in my mind. Bisticuffs. So you want Horboh a fight someone? Is that what you're saying? No, I'm not saying that. I just think it's bullshit. It's football. Right. I mean, if somebody sees, if somebody knows that you're calling a blitz, do you think they're not going to prep for it and not use it if they know it? Fair point. You know, they can find it out. How are they find it out?

Now, let me, let me ask you this question. One of it was Ryan Day, the Ohio State Coach, that it wouldn't be cheating, correct? Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. I love you, Captain. Ryan Day, Captain Lee, Ryan Day, we've asked directly, but we think that he's a liar. He claims that he does not die his hair, his beard, but it is completely unnaturally dark. Yeah, you can, you can kind of tell that look. You know, I, I've, I've got a lot of friends that do that. And I'm just going to like, what's wrong with you? Mm hmm.

Well, they're not, they're not silver foxes like you, Captain Lee. Suck it up and live with it. Exactly. Right. Right. The thought of the ocean, so out of the sea right here. Captain Lee, you are the famed captain of numerous supergots on below deck. I have a right off the top of the show here. I want to

ask which football player would make the best officer of the watch? The officer of the watch is the second command under the captain. Might be because I'm partial to Miami, but I think two or would. Wow. Big two again. Why do you say that? He sees everything.

Oh, yeah, he does. I haven't seen him, you know, make too many really bad throws. Or he doesn't, when somebody's open, he doesn't miss him. And he's, he's very accurate. Billy, how about that, man? It took a captain to find someone showing some praise for two. Finally, finally took a captain to get there. But we finally found a guy. I mean, Captain Lee, how do you feel about the criticism that two and the dolphins get because it didn't have a great game against the Eagles? It could have been worse. It wasn't the

Bill's game. The Bill's game was a lot worse than the Eagles game looked, but it seems like they really want the dolphins and two would have failed. Yeah, and I know I don't get that. Maybe it's because they have to play in that crappy weather that most of the teams have to play in. But I mean, most of the stadiums up there now are inside. I mean, they're still, you know, the frozen tundra and that kind of thing, but good grief. I think they're jealous a lot of the Miami players because we got Miami, we got South Beach,

we got Fort Lauderdale, we got the islands 50 miles off the coast. So, Torx and Kiko is absolutely, it's just everything's so close and it's tropical and we don't have a lot of issues here. Captain Lee, you've seen your fair share of rough stormy weather. I live now currently in Buffalo, New York. Yes, that Buffalo.

And last time the Buffalo bills played down there in Miami that the big complain was, oh, the sun, it's too hot. Well, you just said to yourself, the elements, braving the elements as part of football, suck it up, buttercup. So what do we have to go? I bought a low in Buffalo. Yeah. Yeah.

Is that one of his phrases? Is that what he says, Lorenzo? Yes, suck it up, buttercup. Yeah, suck it up, buttercup. What is the other one? You couldn't drive a straight pin at my ass with a 10 pound sledgehammer. Yeah.

It's the, it's the pucker factor, right? Yeah, that's when you're nervous. That's when you know it's tight. You don't show it as a captain. You can't show it because then the rest of the crew gets, you know, they start puckering up. Question for you, Captain Lee. Yes, sir. What coach right now is experiencing the pucker factor? No, the question. I think I think the Miami coaches with the upcoming game. Because he had I think the Miami coaches with the upcoming game. Ooh.

Because he had, the bills were supposed to be leading the league, our division, they're not. The golfers are, and we got a big game. We're coming off a loss and. Two bills of win. Wait, what all done? It's a must win for my stadiums, are you saying? But the Pat, but the Pat's, no, not a must win,

but the Pat's just came up beating the bills. Yeah. Yeah. And I mean, I personally think that the bills got out coached. Do you want to tell Mike McDonald's suck it up better cop or what? Suck it up, Crane Puff. Wow. Oh, great.

I'm sorry. That's not going to get any easier. Captain Lee, how do you, you have a one man show coming up in November. How do you prepare for a one man show and what should the fans of yours expect during your one man show? It's going to be in Vegas and it's the the Westgate resort in Casino. And I guess the way I get, I know my script. I have a teleprompter, in case I, you know,

get lost, or if I, as my publicist likes to say, I start to get off subject, which I have a tendency to do sometimes. And I'll just go up on my own and she's back there going, come on, come on, pick it up, pick it up. You can do this. And hitting my marks, I feel the same way about my one man show when I go out on stage as I do when I'm taking a 200 foot yacht off the dock. I get this nervous feeling, this not in the pit of my stomach and it's just there. The last time, I mean, the last time I did my show, I think I threw up twice before I could go on stage.

Really? Yeah. How many times have you thrown up on a boat? Oh, God. The first year I was in the business, I carried a bucket with me whenever I do my watch. Because I was seasick for a year. Nobody would do watches with me for obvious reasons.

They go, we got a two-man watch tonight. And we'll bullshit, not with him, we don't. He's gonna be puke all night. Right. Captain Lee, when you were studying or, you know, training to be a captain, I can't imagine that you thought it would lead to you doing one man shows in Las Vegas hosting couch talk with Captain Lee and Kate on Bravo, in which you have to now watch all of the housewives and comment on the weekly shows and happenings

on Bravo and reality television. It's torture. Is it really? Which part is torture? Having to watch all the shows? Generally, the first part of the five minutes of the housewife's the first five minutes. Is that the worst of the shows for you? Yeah, because when that decibel level gets up there about you know 10 or 15 degrees higher than it should or decibels than it should. It's like imagine taking an aluminum sauce pan from 30 years ago and scraping a butter knife on the bottom. Oh my God. Yeah. And now, Captain Lee, you're like your top dog in the Bravo universe because you've been out. You've been out to see numerous times. You've been on

below deck two seasons. You've been stronger than that. Well, I'm saying, but it's 10 seasons now, right? Yeah. He's the expert. Stop it, Bill. Now, you're Bravo Con, too. Is that that's you're in the Bravo universe. How is that? How like we have our sports fans? How are reality TV fans comparatively? Just is right. And you you might compare them to Philly fans. Oh, yes. Is your wife taking a back? You and she's on the top of the con.

And if like you're riding around a golf cart and they start chasing it, that's like, you know, and you just go like, you're right, never in a million years, what I dream I'd be here. But there I am. And they're chasing after it. And they want to pick sure they want this, they want that. And it's you can't stop because you've got a next event that you have to go to.

Right. And you're busy on. I need you to be there. Right. And it's just, I mean, they have the sidewalks cordoned off when you walk from the hotel to your limo. So you get your driver. So you make sure you get there on time. And then they have security to make sure that you don't get a cost. I was about to say, does the stud of the C have detail?

Like you get protection? Yeah, they have, I call them in my handler. Right. Yeah, you're a big fucking star captain. They make sure. I'm going to about all that. They're officer of you are. Yes, but you are. I mean, is your wife all that officer. You are yes, but you are

I mean is your wife ever taken a back at these events when she sees all these people finding after you She's like this fucking guy won't even take out the trash at home. He's not that special Last time you did it captain come on be honest Probably a month or so. I don't know. I think it's something about the way I don't do it right. Yeah. Well, sometimes there's more benefit in doing it wrong.

You know what I mean, Captain Lee? Because then if I can't do it right, I guess I can't do it at all, you know. And you do it. Yeah, you don't like the way I do it. Hey, have I? So I do it with the dish loading? The dish loading always gets a little, no, you didn't put the silverware with the silver or supposed to drive you. Oh, sorry. Yeah, I think you also have a podcast now, salty. What do you discuss in your podcast? Yeah.

Well, we make, we make fun of a lot of bravo. Okay, I'm sure that's awesome wait you have a podcast that makes fun of the network you're on Yeah, you're a badass, man They they don't seem as sometimes they'll tell me you know You might want to pull back a little bit on that last statement or something like that But for the most part they pretty much give me a free reign. And I don't ever go somewhere where I'm spreading a malicious rumor. I don't want to hurt anybody. And but some things I just find really, really funny. And some things where people are fucking up, I'll call them on it. If you can't handle the truth, not my problem.

Would you make a Lindsay and Carl's breakup, Captain Lee? That was a tough one because I'm good friends with both of them. That was a hard one. And it still is. I'm sure neither one of them have fully recovered from it, but there's a lot to unplan when you're putting up that size, then the wedding was going to be filmed, you know, by Bravo Network. And so there's a lot of things to undo to mention, just the mental pressure of it. Were you excited when Scandoval kind of subsided a little bit too, because that

kind of took over the world for a little bit? Yes, kind of, well, what a pussy. Oh my God. I kept it. I want to make this weekly. But Billy knows God. Captain, I want to make this weekly. But Billy knows it. He knows I want to have you on weekly. You are a bad man. Not a Tom Sandoval fan. Interesting. I mean, I mean, who does things like that? Look at, look at, look at what he's ruined for some people like women will never wear white nail polish again. That's the takeaway. So, Captain Lee, you would not have Tom Sanvol as a deckhand on ship. I don't think the boy could cut it. Wow. He's actually, he's on that,

he's on that like military show on like CBS or one of those. Yeah, I don't know what it's called. We do stuff on our show like you really have to work Yeah, right and you know if you're thinking that you're gonna get away with a eight or maybe ten hour day You can forget that shit when you step on board exactly right out the window Yeah, if you can't pull a 16 or an 18 hour day sometimes 20 hours You got no business being on the boat. I feel like you managing the crew

that oftentimes seem like children is just as hard as all the other stuff that you have to do. Sometimes it's worse. Yeah. Because you can't just dial up a crew. Like there may be somebody that you really want to get rid of, but you've got to kind of help pull them along because it

takes so long to vet somebody to be on television and all the background checks that they have to go through in the psychological evaluations and it's just on and on and so you're looking at and if you go through like the network will have backups in case you throw them overboard, right? Right. So they have backups and but if you throw them overboard, right? Right. So they have backups. But if you burn through those, now you got a problem. Well, this season on Med a couple of weeks ago, I had never seen it where one of the crew members had just forged paperwork and they had to kick the guy off and it was immediate.

And I don't know how have you ever encountered anything like that? I had a guy that embellished his resume and I've always said embellished is just another word for Lion. Right. No. So was it Georgia Liri? I mean, it was Stubi. Oh. Andrew Stubi.

Ah, Stubi. Yeah. He was a nice kid and I really hated to get rid of him, but I mean, he just flat out and made shit up. I don't know if you haven't been on a boat. Right. That won't happen here, Captain Lee. We're a straight forward honest ship.

We run a tight ship here. Yes. Glad to hear you. Glad to hear you. Glad to hear you. Yes. What's the nicest yacht you've ever captained? Oh gosh, there's been a bunch of them.

I think I loved my CNN the most. You did that one a couple times, right? Yeah, we used that one a couple of times. You 185 feet. It was an old gallon lady, which was, there was a gentleman by the name of Jim Moran, who was big in the car business. He had a company that was called Southeast Toyota. J.M. Lexus, yes, I know him. Yes.

That's his family. He had a small world, Billy. Yeah, he had the number one Lexus dealership in the world for over like 15, 20 years. Yes. So he had boats and they would be all fed ships, all built in Deutschland. And the one he didn't was my Siena, and that was the only one of his gallant ladies. And he would buy these. They were always 165 foot shallow graft, so he could take them over to the Bahamas. And he'd get a new one every three or four years. And this is the only one that was ever built in America.

Billy is shocked that you and I have a friend in common. It's wild. Ha ha ha ha ha. Wait, have you ever capped in a celebrity ship? Like their yacht? Uh, no. I've had celebrities on board. How's about saying the athletes charter one of your vessels?

Hold on. I personally have not had an athlete's charter. Well, our deck med did I think they had Johnny Damon on walks. Johnny Damon was wild. He was on a couple of season. He was wild. He got him and his wife just got into it. I mean, into the sauce.

Right. And you were clarifying. They got they got into a pissing guy. She got into a pissing contest with the boat next door. And the owner of that boat. And he got so pissed off he came down the gangway onto the dock and onto our boat and he was back. I thought they were going to come to blows. What celebrities have you had on board?

There's only a couple that I can talk about. We had Luis Miguel on board, and a noisy Latin singer. And he had a one-week charter, and then he was having such a good time. He stayed on for a couple of weeks. And it was funny because I had run out in provision for the liquor and the wine. And he didn't really give me any direction and I didn't know I'd never heard of him at the time.

So I went out and I bought a case of wine. It was like $130, $140 a bottle and I thought, I hope he's not pissed that I overspent. When he got on board and we served wine at dinner. He had one of my mates go to the restaurant at Fisher Island and get a case of wine that was more suited to his palate, which was $1200 a bottle. So you thought he was going to be busy, he's been $130 a bottle. Yeah, so I've got like a case of this fine that's $130 a bottle. And he said, can't be so you can take that home with you. And I won't be needing it. Score.

Score. Any others that you could talk about? Not that I can talk about. So what do they do? You have to say an NDA or something? Yeah. Oh man, that sucks. I have Have any of those those people that you can't mention have have any of them like known you from the show or

No, yeah, yeah, oh nice. Any chance Captain that we could try to re-boat have you captain it to a show With you on the boat. What do you think? I'm in. What's the smallest boat you get on at this point? I feel like You're not like I don't I don't mess with dingy's anymore It's funny. You should say that because it's it's true And it'd be like take it be like you're in the major leagues Somebody sending you back down to triple A. Yeah, yeah, so you wouldn't have no interest in going all got a pontoon But with Stan van Gundy and us or anything like that. Oh, that'd be cool. Oh, hell yeah. Okay. Well, we're back on. Okay. Well, as long as we're out in the water, we're having a good time. But as far as

taking a captain's job and something, you know, smaller than say, 1890 feet, no. You've taken Jimmy Johnson out, haven't you? I mean, I feel like you have no, I haven't. Okay. And I've been trying to get into his't you? I mean, I feel like you have. No, I haven't. Okay. Wait, do you, I've been trying to get into his tournament? Really? Oh, his fishing tournament. Okay. Yeah.

What do you think? Let's know. Hold on. Now we can make things happen. Yeah, we can make things happen for you. Okay. I'll just call Jimmy. I mean, it's terrifying calling Jimmy, but I'll call him and I'll see if I can get

you. What do you think? No, it is. He's got a great tournament that he does every year and everybody wants that rank. Right. Okay. So you want us to try to get you in?

Yeah. Okay. Me up. All right. Billy, what were you looking up there? Like the day I'm writing, no, I'm writing down Jimmy Johnson. I'm never going to make this happen for you, Captain Lee. Is there anyone, Captain Lee, that you've wanted to meet,

that you haven't been able to? Yeah, because he's passed away. John Wayne. Oh, well, I can't do anything about that one. I'm not anyone living though. I mean, yeah, you're only living that I would really like to meet. Wow. Because maybe we can make it happen, Captain. That's why we're asking. Yeah. You know, gosh, that's a tough one because there's a lot of people that I'm exposed to on a fairly regular basis with some of the events that I go to and some are pretty impressive. I'd like to meet Tiger Woods. Okay. Well, that one, I don't know about, but if job at Chamberlain's on your list, or Mojo Moutari, we can do that one. Right, or K-Funk.

Yeah, K-Funk too. Well, hold on a second. So you're a dolphin fan, I gather, right? You're a dolphin fan. And what's your favorite baseball team? I'm a pretty geographic guy, so I pull for the Marlins. Oh, okay.

So you're a fan of all the South Florida teams is what you're saying. Pretty much. Pretty much. Okay, so let's think along those lines. Anyone in South Florida sport? Except when it comes to Michigan. Right, so Jim Horbaugh would be a good guy for you to meet, right?

Have you met him? Might be a great guy to meet, yeah. Raheem Mostert, any interested Raheem Mostert? Dolphin, he's a league of touchdowns. Absolutely. And he's a big surfer. I, I had your, you remember Kenyan Blake. Yeah. The dolphins. Well, I've, I've got a poster in my, uh, that he signed for me in my office. And it was the miracle in Miami when they were playing against the

Patriots. Sure. And I remember we were sitting up in the suite and we're looking down and it's just in mask exodus because patriots are kicking off something like three seconds on the clock and nothing gonna happen right and so there's this mask exodus out of the stadium and I'm telling the guys I said I'm sitting here I'm gonna sit here for at least another half hour because I don't want to put up with that crap outside Exactly. And so we're sitting there and I swear to God we had to be the only people in this in the stadium

It saw Gronkowski with Yeah, as is as he went as Canyon went into the end zone for the golden score Right with no time on the clock. Yeah, we can get you a boat full of Gronkowski's if you want I mean yeah, not Rob, but all his brothers. We didn't get you Chris Grunkowski and Mike. Why do you guys think that Miami traded to Secky? I feel like I could understand that. Yeah, but he scored a touchdown last week that really helped the dolphins. He's still helping the dolphins. He's like a spy secret agent, you know? He didn't, he didn't seem happy here. I don't know if it was a fit with tool,

but they weren't getting him the ball much. It didn't seem, you know, it's weird is that like when he left, he didn't seem happy. And I think Surefield also was traded or he left. And he also had critical things to say about the dolphins when they left. I don't know. It seems like it's like a system that if you don't fit in,

you're not happy to be a part of. Probably true in most things though. Yeah. Yeah. He'll certainly has taken a liking to Miami. Oh man, yeah. Yeah. I mean, he's kind of changed the game.

That guy's on fire. Yeah. He was like, yeah, but well, maybe not, I don't know. Yeah, he'd be careful with him on the boat, Captain Lee. Sometimes things happen in his boat days that you may want to avoid What if Ryan Day asked you hey captain? I want a charter of boat and I want you to be the captain would you tell me go fuck himself for what yeah? Not probably not I want to watch Well, then I could feed shit to her ball.. Oh, wow. You are so smart. I do like that.

Oh, my God, I love you. How'd you feel, Captain Lee? We almost had a Michigan man down here in Tom Brady. Stephen Ross is trying to make that happen. And they were trying to meet on a yacht. You could have kind of facilitated that potentially, but it didn't end up happening. That would have been something to see.

Yeah. In a Miami uniform, after all the years that he tore men at us. Yes. And a Miami uniform after all the years that he tore them in at us. Yes. How about Leroy Horde? Boy, he was just like, I just used to cry every time he'd come to town. I was like, oh, I'm not even going to watch a game.

But Leroy, do you know who Leroy is, right? He's a Michigan running back. I think he was, yeah, you know who he isoy is, right? He's a Michigan running back. I think he was, yeah, you know, he is okay. Yeah, we can get him on the boat. Doesn't seem like that. Leeroy is on the waiting list, I think. Jimmy Johnson is like target number one for you, right? Jimmy Johnson, we got to get Captain Lea and Jimmy Johnson's

fishing tournament first and foremost. Yes, okay. I think the best way to do that is to get Jimmy on with the captain, talk some fishing and let the captain kind of do what he does and kind of sell himself into the tournament. You get with that? Jimmy's always been in the voting. Yeah.

Right. He's always been a sport fishing fan. So we're going to make this happen for you, Captain. Cause we appreciate it. All right. Captain has always been a big fan of sport fishing. Real quick before we pick games with you, have you had off camera? Because some of the most uncomfortable moments on camera are when you get invited to dinner with the guests.

And it just seems like it's not the most comfortable situation all the time. So I'm wondering if you had uncomfortable moments like that that you can discuss off camera where you've been invited by the primary, yes, to have dinner with them. And you have been trying to get out of that dinner as soon as it started. Generally, if I'm attending a dinner that I don't really want to be at, my presence will be short and brief. Or I'll call it fate and say, Kate, I don't care what you get to do, but I'm not going.

You tell them whatever you want. We've had Jim Harball mention that his, one of his favorite songs, a toe-tap her, is the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Yes. You're a yacht captain. What are the best yacht-wrought songs to play on your yacht? I love that.

Oh, God, you could pick any Buffett song. Oh, man, that was a shame, huh? When Jimmy passed away. I broke my heart when Jimmy passed away. He was, uh, it wasn't so much his, let's face it. Buffett really didn't have a great voice. He was never going to be a Pavarotti or anything like that. But he's saying about a lifestyle that so many people have adopted that just easy going laid back South Florida, Key West in the islands, type of an attitude that just made you feel good. I'm imagining now you captanly a parrot headed Jimmy Buffett concert with like a cheeseburger

hat on or I think it's out low belly I think you have been I've been to a few of his concerts. I never saw he was he opened for the Eagles at the hard rock stadium. Okay, do you ever meet him and no I never had the opportunity but I do have I do have, I own a restaurant in Deerfield Beach and it was called Muddy Waters. We wouldn't play anything but Buffet music in there. I mean, it was a transplant of Key West Bar. We insert nothing but bar food, jerk chicken, jerk pork, that kind of stuff. And we used to give away bumper stickers to say Jamie Buffett for president. And so one of his publicists came in at the restaurant one day and I gave her a bumper sticker and she says, I'll see that he gets it. And I

didn't even realize it at the time. But when we got like 5,000 of these bumper stickers, his last name was only spelled with one T. Oh no. Oh, no. Oh, it was buffet. And the next time she came in, she's got a picture, a framed picture of him. And it's autographed. And it said to Lee and Mary Ann, best wishes. Oh, by the way, it's buffered with two teams. Hmm. He's embarrassed. He's so ashamed. It's like, how could I miss that? Right.

Right. It's unfortunate. Yeah, I was. I want to know only shot. I'll have it meet and buff. But I used to see him up in, uh, in Nantucket. Hmm. What's your man from Nantucket? I've got a t-shirt that says, I am the man from Nantucket. What's no man from Nantucket? I've got a t-shirt that says I am the man from Nantucket.

Wow, you are. Yes. You should wear a C on your t-shirt. It's all of them. You're not right. I'm not right. I am definitely not. All right, Captain Lee, let's pick five games here before you get out of here. So the first game is Eagles at commanders. The commanders are a seven point underdog. I think that's being generous. Oh, okay. Wow. I think Philadelphia is just going to walk all over on Steam roll. Right. I really do. All right. The Patriots at the Dolphins.

Dolphins are a nine and a half point favorite against the Patriots. Patriots always play as well. I mean, I'll take the Dolphins and I give up the nine and a half if I had to, but I'd be more comfortable at seven. Okay. Are you buying it down? I'm going to change, I'm going to change a line for you, Captain Lee. I'm just going to see if the Dolphins have minus seven. I think the captain should give whatever lot he wants, Billy. I'm going to change, I'm going to change a line for you, Captain Lee. I'm just going to see if the dolphins in minus seven. I think the captains you get whatever lot he wants,

Billy. I do. Yeah, that's, that sounds fair. We'll do that. We'll do it that way. Okay. So the Bengals at the 49ers, 49ers are five and a half point favorite, but you could change it if you'd like. Now, I'm not, you know, that's, I don't know, Cincinnati and the Niners worthy plan. They're playing at San Francisco. Bengals haven't been of a slow start. And the Niners worthy plan. They're playing at San Francisco. Bengals haven't been of a slow start and the Niners had a rough loss this week. But Captain, just so we're clear, you could buy it. If you like San Francisco, you can make it, you know, San Francisco plus 10. If you like the Bengals, you can make it plus 40.

Whatever you want to do, but I don't know about that. I mean, you know, within reason plus 40 San Francisco is going to do it. Okay. Even. Okay. Right. Even do it. Okay, even, okay, right, even though Even okay, we'll put even all right pick them. Okay Okay, the bear threat the charges the charge sure ain't it a point favorites at the moment. Yeah, I'd buy that Okay, charges okay, even giving up eight and a half. Well, you want

to leave it there? Yeah, I think that's good. Okay. Perfect. And you don't need to. Oh, wow. Okay. All right. Because we're in your free points. If you're in Chicago, no, they're playing in Los Angeles. Los Angeles. Oh, yeah. Easy. Easy. That's a big. All right. Are you a fan of Austin Eccler at all, Captain Lee? I don't recall the name. Okay, perfect. Well, don't worry about him. Raiders at Lions, Lions are eight point favorites. I like the Lions in that one.

Okay, perfect. Well, about the second. He really surprised me this year. The Lions. Yeah, I was looking at the records the other day and it was just like Jesus worth a hell to this come from. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Damn Campbell. Or Dan Campbell looks like a guy to be good. Coat captain, right? What?

Dan Campbell, coach of the Lions looks like you're gonna take shape as well. Obviously he's doing something right this year. Mm-hmm. Right. So what is the spread on that game, Billy? Uh, it's it's minus eight for the Lions. They're eight point favorites. All right, Captain. So it's minus eight. You want it. You said the spread though. It could be minus two if you like. I mean, I've given the eight. Okay. Perfect. Good. I like your confidence. Yeah. This is amazing. Right. Bella check looks like a guy, right? That would love a good boat ride. I don't know if you'd enjoy anything. Yeah. Seems like you've could go to the right winning super balls.

Mm-hmm. Right. I feel like you're in Cal because of Brady though, right? I mean, yeah, that was, that was, uh, yeah. It's a tough one. Yeah, it is. Captain Lee, I'm kind of thinking, I don't think the bullet check would be your vibe,

but I feel like Andy Reed would be someone that you'd like to go out on a boat with. He looks like it'd be a lot of fun. Yeah, he wears those Hawaiian shirts at those NFL coaches meetings every year. He seems like he's down for a good time. Yeah. Yeah. He tossed back a few and surprised you. See if we can make that happen. How about Mike Golick? Are you familiar with him? Yeah. Um, I don't know.

He's a bit of a bore. You know, don't worry about him. So you guys, it doesn't get me excited. Yeah, same. Same. All right. How about Chris Sim? Have you heard of him? Chris Simms.

Is that Bill Simms' son? Bill Simms' son, yeah. Yeah. Less accomplished son, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I haven't had, don't know much about him. Right. Yeah.

Right. But Phil, you had love, right? Grantowski'd be fun to hang out with. Yeah, I think you could be a little bit too much. Right. Yeah, not for you, Captain. You could handle anything. I mean, wait, but how about Philly Sims? How about Chris's dad?

Philly Sims, that has to have some meaning to you, right? I don't know much about him to be honest. Yeah, perfect. Yeah, I don't know. I've never been a giant fan. Right. Right. Why would you? Yeah. All right. Good. All right. Well, Captain Lee. So tell the people again, one more time, about your one man show this November, I'm assuming it's connected to

Bravo Con, right? You'll be in Las Vegas doing it. It's not directly connected with Bravo Con. But when in Rome? When in Rome. Yeah. On the day before. There you go. So it's going to be a lot of fun. We're going to have a good time.

A lot of cocktails, a lot of stories. Nice. We're going to play some fun games and see what the audience can come up with. It is usually, I don't want to say it gets, but it might be a little off color oh okay you know there's surprises in there I mean you can't you guys already know I don't have much of a filter yeah yeah we've gathered

that yeah but I like that I like what you're doing there a little double dip huh and when you perform in live it's's, uh, you see with the temperature, you take the temperature of the audience and they're up for it then go for it. Yeah. Maybe you have some of that Luis Miguel wine beforehand, who knows where you go. Right. And when your publicist tries to get you back on track, tell it a bleep off, okay? I mean, yeah. Well, the last show went, we were only supposed to be out there for like 90 minutes and it ended up being two and a half hours. That's right.

Okay. Any chance any changes, you've Tom Santaval, and just punch him in the throat when you see him a bravo con, Captain Lee. I doubt that I'll see him. Okay, very good. But would you punch him in the throat if he did? He hopes he don't run into it. He wants to see me either.

I'm with you on that one. Next time you're on and hopefully it will be with Jimmy Johnson and hopefully it will be soon. Can you do a segment? I want to call it Walk the Plank. You tell someone in sports they have the Walk the Plank, okay? Oh yeah, we could do that. I should have you guys on my podcast.

I would love that. I would love that. A little home at home. Yeah. A court and court. You can work that out. Okay. Captain Lee Lorenzo is a top five for you. I. A port and port. You can work that out. Okay. Captain Lee Lorenzo is a top five for you.

I don't know what it is though. Captain Lee, it's not every day that we have a captain, an actual captain on God bless football, and around here we like our lists. So I have a mast, the top five captains of all time. Oh, wow. I want to hear your primary top captains first off. Johnny Depp. Okay. He was on my list. You get to be better than you're. It's gonna be better than. Wait a

lot. That's your number five. So what is your number five? Sir Francis Drake. Oh. Okay, Captain is already doing better. Okay. Yeah. He circummated the world. Father Scenicimata. Yeah, but you don't get the show. Go ahead, Captain. Yeah, exactly.

Captain, believe it or not, Captain Bligh. Okay. All right, who's your number four, sir? I'm glad your Christian tossed his ass over the side on the bounty. Mm-hmm. I'm excited to lose in this little dinghy. Yeah.

With nothing but a or in a makeshift sale. And he managed to get back to across the across the Atlantic back to Europe. Bad ass. That's bad ass. Yeah, that is. I had Captain Ahab as number four, but I'm gonna take him out. Right. I'm gonna bring in Captain Merrill Stubing.

Oh, the captain of the love boat captain Lee, you got to know a few things. It's just about Captain. He's a fraud though, right? I mean, yeah, right. Yeah, he's not really a captain. Exactly. TV captain. Right. Well, the man made some some love connections happen on that boat. Then he should have been on love connection. That's right. I tell him. He's number three for you.

The hosting the dating game. You're right. Number three for you. Captain Hook. Captain Hook. So I for me can't make it. I've got Captain Jonas Brumby, aka the skipper from Gilligan's Island.

Oh, please, that guy crashed. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. First off, Captain Lee, this one's for you because I know your wife, your significant, oh, there, I'm Mary Ann. Yeah, that one. And it's in the song, Billy, if not for the courage of the fearless crew,

the minute would be lost. So they can think of a spipper. They didn't perish in that. Captain Lee, you would not have been stuck on that island for years and had the Harlem Globe Trotters find you and then still not find a way off that island. Oh, no. Right. Yeah.

All right. You have two more captains in your captain. Well, let me go. Let me say, I I feed you some Captain Morgan Captain Morgan Derek Jeter Captain Crunch I'm not not a fan of that Captain Curtis Who is the the guy that Tom Hanks played captain Phillips captain Phillips captain Phillips

That was a real captain. Yes, save the boat from Somali and Somali pirates. But you are an expert. A total badass. Yeah. I had, I had James Siberia's Kirk as my number two. That one. Captain. Captain Kirk is pretty cool. All right. All right. If you say another, another amorous helmet, I mean, he went around the galaxy just blanking green aliens and Yeah, you know some of those aliens were pretty hot Of course they knew what they were doing

He was he was boldly going where no man has gone before literally Oh, he's pretty awesome. Those aliens pretty odd, Billy. He was he was boldly going where no man has gone before. Literally. Yeah. And everyone kept the car. Yeah, we got it. Guy, go with that. It's still the wind out of my sails. I think we can do any better.

We're usually some other ones that didn't make the list. You had kept their Phillips. What's that? Yeah, I know how ones that didn't make the list. Get Captain Phillips. What's that? Captain, I know how to get to Captain Phillips not make your list. Yeah. Captain Jaluk Picard. Captain Ahab, Captain Kangaroo. Captain Kangaroo.

And Captain Kangaroo. And Captain Kangaroo. I wonder how he ever got that name. It's weird. I don't think that he earned it. Captain, I have a weird bivier. I feel like you want to tail Lorenzo's head off. Yeah.

Captain Lee, tell Lorenzo that he could stop dying his hair and his beard, that he doesn't need to do that anymore. Lorenzo, do that. I don't do it. I know I'm 38 years old. I don't have some grays, but not. I got the pepper coming in. Yeah, nothing wrong with a little salt.

Thanks. Thanks, this fake news, Billy. Oh, God. You are our captain, okay? You're the captain of God bless football now, okay? Yeah. So next time you come on with Jimmy, we'll try to arrange this, okay? You'll do a walk the plank and we're the sea, okay? Good. You're the new captain of God bless football. What's that? Said walk the plank sound like a fun game. All right, Captain. We'll talk to you

next week. What do you think? Yeah, sure. All right, great. First, I love you. I love it. Thanks, guys. All right. Anything. We'll talk to you next week. What do you think? Yeah, sure. All right. Great. First, I love you. I love it. Thanks, guys. All right. Anything you want to promote on the way out? Do we do? Do we do a good enough job promoting for you? Yeah. Just catch salty wherever you get your podcast at. I think that's appropriately named and I look forward to seeing everybody in Vegas. All right. And we'll see you next week, Captain. All right, buddy. Take care. All right, take care.