The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Best of DLS: Gymtimidation

Episode Date: November 23, 2023

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You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. This is the Dunlabel Tarshow with the Stugat's Podcast. Yeah, I don't like it. It's like let me just be me here and let me do what I'm gonna do. Don't give me looks. Just, you do you. I'm not worried about what you're doing. You have to go and cut like a vacuum. I'm sure this is not look at anybody. Go do your workout, stay in your lane and do your... The funny thing is, is no one's probably thinking of me

when I am there. Just, I'm in my own head. And you're like, stop looking at me. Now, but Jim's a very judgmental. I mean, there's a second floor for the guys who really lifted some Jim's. It's absurd. I mean, everyone's... What do you want to who really lifted some gyms. It's absurd. I mean, everyone's what do you know there is?

Yeah, the second floor, everyone knows that. It's just basically where we're still at work. So yeah, I just want to be the guy that sits in a sauna, but that's great. But you can only get on the show. You are that guy. I know, but it's just like, hey, walk in there. I'm like immediately feel it. It's just not my space.

Are you a full nude sauna guy or no a towel Just living in the chat You gotta bring a towel into the song A lot of old guys showing a lot of You got to the sauna last week saw a lot of Yeah, a lot of bulls Come on and you yeah, and you sit on the wood next to him and then you're like Oh, you said where I want to stand up the entire time so doesn't I

You mean the best right? I'm the bench she sits. Yeah, appreciate that. Well, you're right in my face Put it on the pole please at Levitage show juju sauna or steam room You wear a towel or are you fully nude? Did you Tony, did you say with a serious face the phrase gym timidation? Yeah gym timidation is a real thing.

Now is the, now how you, in cold, we know what happens. Is it the opposite in the sauna? No, I don't know. It's sweaty. I've never looked at anything but the ceiling in a sauna. Because that'd be a reason to go. If you're the guy who's naked in the sauna, you'll feel good.

But you're the guy who's walking around the entire locker room naked, right? You're not just taking the towel off when you get to the sauna. I give up. I'm just saying, you're taking the towel off in the steam room or the sauna, you've never put a towel on.

That's all I'm saying. I don't, what I don't understand that you're, like, you're doing, I'm confused. Yes. Thank you. It's just like murk. Funny to say. It's not funny. I mean, it's unbelievably inside, but murk for those who don't know was someone who looked and shaped and had the similar hues to Chris Cody and therefore because of this his teeth were the color purple because of the wine. Stugots made him into a person. I think he was this person who was way too comfortable in the sauna, sauna, steam room,

just prancing, sauntering around, totally comfortable with. Yeah, I'm having him a guy, and what of it? But I don't know why he's making Chris Cody that, because Chris Cody is not that. I'm not saying Chris Cody is that. I'm saying if you don't wear a towel in the steam room or the sauna, you're just not wearing a towel. Like you have walked from your locker to the steam room without a towel.

I go fully clothed, depending on whether or not I'm wearing nipple stickers, they'll take off the shirt. But I, yeah. I don't wear it. No, if I'm wearing the nipple stickers, I'd leave the shirt on. You don't go in the sauna? No, I go in the sauna.

I just keep a shirt on. Mike, sure, thank you for being on with us. We will get to a stat of the day in just a second. But can you give us sauna and steam room, communal etiquette, please? Can you tell me? Please don't ask. Please don't drag me into this.

You know what I don't like when I go in the sauna? The bathhouse, can I? Outside of like the nudity, which I'm not a fan of, it's the one dude that is stretching and just making, like those noises in the sauna constantly. Ooh. That's why I go in there now with noise canceling headphones. I just can't. It's so gross to me. I'm not gonna get it. That's why I go in there with noise canceling headphones. I just can't.

It's so gross to me. I'm not gonna get it. That's not, no, it's not. They're gonna fry. You're 180 degrees. They're not meant for that. No, that's all right. I got both bugs.

That's way hotter coming out of the speaker. Mike sure has no opinion on any of this. You've never been in a sauna. You can't tell us the proper way to do this. I went to a gym for a while and I stopped because I don't like it, gym timidation. Oh, you're so see, this guy gets it. All right. I will say that there was, when I was working in,

I have to do this in a way to avoid the look at me, Louis sound, when I was working in New York City at a television program. Uh, okay, got away with it. No, I'm a good person. I'm a good person. I'm a good person. I'm a gonna say, I went to, briefly, I went to, there was an NBC gym in 30 rock and I went and I went once and the reason I only went once is I went in and I saw a fairly famous person, name names, fully nude, one foot up on a bench, blow drying his undercarriage. It was off from it.

It was off from it. It was Nick Ophor. This is way, this is 1999 or 2000 or something. If we guess it, will you tell us? Roker. No, no, I won't tell you. You won't. Just blow drying something.

Please be stone Phillips Stones Phillips You are you're saying look if it was if it was stone Phillips. Don't say anything All right, well, I don't know I can't you can't do that you can't give me a binary Yes or no because then that's a way to a sneaky way to get to the answer I'm not gonna tell you who who it was but it was funny. No towel, no t-shirt, no nothing. One foot up, hair dryer, like full power hair dryer. Maybe. I don't know. Please be broke off. Please be broke off. Please be broke off. I'm blowing my balls. It was right. I'm not going to that. It was, right?

Broca? I'm not going to say. Nothing you can do to get me to say who this was. You can just guess all you want. You can fire as many guesses as you want. Breaking news is I'm blow-drying my balls, Haktala. The com air. Never fight with these football positions. The com air.

Never fight with these football positions. With Dominique Foxworth, former NFL quarterback, the Baltimore Ravens. Let me give you guys a little rules. When you are in an inner squad fight, like on the training camp practice, the Cowboys had one recently between themselves. I see Micah Parsons throwing hands. You think that you want to go and find somebody because you have to fight. I know you might have seen this recently. Deon Sanders was upset at his team for not once one person starts fighting, you all have to fight. And that's kind of a understood rule. Not all coaches encourage it, but it's kind of understood that like your position group gets in a fight. Everyone got to fight and that's kind of a understood rule. Not all coaches encourage it, but it's kind of understood that like your position

group gets in a fight, everyone got to fight. Tell podcasts work too. Yeah, of course. And the strategy is you got to pick somebody to go and fight or pick a position to go fight that you know that you got to farewell against. Cause no one's actually trying to hurt people, but you don't want to mess around with D-Liaman.

First things first, I was always on defense so I was always safe. You don't want what mess around with D-Liaman. First things first, I was always on defense, so I was always safe. You know what mess around with D-Liaman? They are the biggest, strongest, most athletic and ruthless people on the football field. Can we do a position draft if there's just a brawl? Yeah, we could. D-Liam would be the first pick, kicker last pick.

Let's fill in the middle. I think O-Liaman, not as scary as you think. There's some O'Liaman guards normally that are ridiculous. But what happens, I think, at a young age for football players, is the big, aggressive guys, they put them on a D line. The big, little less aggressive guys, go to the O'Liaman. So you're a little bit safe with, yeah, there's some nasty O-Line, and I get it. But the super athletes, if you look at it,

going to a football locker room, the guys who you're like, always the alignment. Cause they're always the biggest. I agree, my goal is to be a little bit of a little bit of a celebrity with you. He tells me that's every single day. Linebackers look crazy. Oh, yeah, you don't want a muscle lineback,

because either we used to have with the Ravens, we would have like during training camp, we'd have like fights between that we're ongoing like even outside of practice. It's like a joking thing. If you, if you're a position group, so us, it was the DBs, we had beef with the D line. It was like fake beef, but if you catch a D line man or outside line back our loan, it's a bunch of DBs, you like jump. Be on beef.

I'm sensing the trend, so it seems like defensive. I'm going to put two positions against each other. Quarterbacks receivers. We were doing story time. Chris. All right, go ahead. Kind of for my future. All right. So we catch a dealignment and we jump them

and it's like playful, but if they catch us, it's the same thing. So like if you left the meeting room to go to bathroom or to check your phone and the dealign was already on break, they jump you. So one time, we'll not name the name of the cornerback on our team, but there was a cornerback on our team who did that left our meeting go to bathroom and the D line was on a break from their meeting So they start to surround them like they're gonna jump and he starts yelling and yelling and yelling so it takes us a minute to hear it and come out there

We come out there. He's completely button naked and none of the line matter fighting him because that was his strategy He's like, you know what? You know what I got what my ass he trips all the his strategy. He's like, you know what? Y'all not gonna want my ass. He strips all the way down. He don't have all nothing, but he's like, get back, get back, get back. And it worked, success. All right, now you can give me your, see, that's what you step on.

I'm glad we finished story time. Good great visual. I've been, I've been hitting y'all with little piece of story every now and then. Sometimes you gotta lay out, juju. Sometimes I got some plans. It's a damn gacky. Inside joke, all right, Chris.

Quarterbacks are receivers. Well, I mean, the thing is, I'm out of the league long enough where the size and physical ability of quarterbacks has shifted. But my time, you always want to quarterback. They're big and strong, but they ain't never hit nobody. So you always want to quarterback. They're big and strong, but they never hit nobody So you always want to take quarterback receivers. I know the like stereotype of Diva White receivers But yeah, some of them might catch you, but now you don't want it with these current quarterbacks I would now I would take a fight of D. Lyman before I fight Josh Allen

Really what's the most underrated unit in terms of fight? Staten of fight. Oh, I said a D lineman not a demigod. It was wrong with you. I messed with Aaron Donald So right now we have D lineman you don't want to mess with quarterbacks of seven years ago You would mess with got it not current quarterbacks though. So I Chris what you saying? I'm just saying what's the sneaky tough unit that people would think is not tough, but is punters I mean come on what do we do? Punners. Kickers and punners are different.

Kickers, during practice, Kickers and punners don't have anything to do except for like one 15 minute period at some point in middle practice. Kickers during that time are practicing kicking field goals or they're doing ball tricks. You'll find Kickers on the sideline

doing ball tricks a lot, hanging out, messing around. You know what punters are? Punters are always in the cat and weight room. The quads. Which punters you think it up here? Put some names to these faces. I think all punters.

You think it's a deal? I don't want it with a sasadil. I don't, I think all punters are surprisingly tough. You guys, for the- You can't name a punter, it's fine. Yeah. Just look at McAfee. Would you want to miss with McAfee right now? I feel like that's what you're doing.

You're doing McAfee. That's why I was trying to see who we're talking about. No, Todd Sourbrun, Boat Turk, there's history. There's a whole Matt Turk. History is live with Jacked punters. I was just thinking about punters that I play with, whose names I also cannot remember.

I did play with Todd Sourbrun though. But they were always bigger than... And then from... And then from Azasadil? I got what's your teammate? I mean, he's a punner and the teammate. It was like a carry away. Did you ever talk to your punner?

Ever. Uh, if he tried to drop it into coffin corner and got a touchback, f**k you doing. That was an extent of our conversation. But getting it in. Um, yeah. So, but I do respect him. and got a touchback. You doing? That was an extent of our conversation, beginning and end. Yeah, so, but I do respect him. I would never fight any punters. Kickers with the exception of David Acres.

Yeah, I don't want to problem with David Acres. But rest of the kickers, I can square up against them. Running backs, no reach. Ain't got no reach. The Dan Laptop show was to got to sponsor by BetterHelp. The holiday season can stir a wide range of emotions and the specific emotions experience can vary from person to person.

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scariest thing in the world. It's like looking at the flight attendant, making sure if they're not panic, you're good. And they were not panicked, but we absolutely did crash land near some dung, but the basket ended up sideways just sort of spilling us out into the African plane. Yes, the basket supposed to land flat. It did not land flat. It landed and then went to its side and spit us out. And my head ended up near some fresh animal dung of some sort. When does poop graduate to dung?

When you're in the African plane. This is the Dalabatarars show with Estougat. Talkin' to Matt and Street fights with Sarah Spie. I don't know how many changes you guys have noticed in Twitter. You guys are always talking to me about the algorithm and that we might be listening to by our devices and they're targeting us on ads. And I have clearly been looking at too many fight videos in the street of people punching each other knockouts. And because I am getting an overwhelming number of those videos and I'm always going down the rabbit hole.

You love a good street fight. You really do. I mean, there are just a lot of things here. This is the guilty pleasure. It's a bit of a gutter, but I saw the other day a fight escalate because a guy was picking up trash in another country and he's picking up trash and it's his job and somebody comes over and just throws a can on the floor near him sort of purposely disrespectfully. He's a government employee wearing a government uniform. Pick up my trash. Pick, but there's a garbage can nearby and just throws it on the floor there and the ensuing

argument ends up with the guy who was working in the government taking something out of his bag, hitting the other guy over the head and knocking him out. And the question was, was it justified? That kind of disrespect going up to a government worker and throwing trash at his feet and with the with the very strong suggestion, pick up my trash. And the argument that ensued was it justified? Uh, yeah, it's justified. It's, it's disrespectful. It's, I'm better than you. It's pick up my

trash. And it's, you know, the other person saying, Hey, go, bleak yourself and your trash. I'm going to kick your ass. I mean, I mean, knocking on my own is not really justified, but I understand very much so, I mean, you'll be able to show restraint there. I mean, probably not, right. By understand, again, I can understand why that person be fired from their government job for that video, because they're wearing government, they're wearing, they're working on behalf of the government there. I mean, they would be arrested. You knocked them out. Deadly weapon.

What's she doing here? Oh, shit. Oh, no. The commission is back. Saying good. What do you mean it's not good? It's never good. I mean, I love seeing her, but it's never a good thing for me or any of us to be quite honest with you

What are we talking about kicking asses? Why is Sarah staying here Billy? What is there Chris Cody's excited about it None of us seem to be terribly excited about it. It's a long time. It's Sarah. Yeah, Chris. I got no beef Yeah, Billy. Why are you afraid? I'm looking at a fr. I'm so glad to see Sarah. Are you? Yeah? Should I not be? Mike hasn't blanked in a minute. I mean Why she here? Sarah's my favorite ESPN person that was here all the time and isn't here anymore. Thank you. Wait a minute Are you Are you here for any particular reason? Well, a couple things.

How rude. Welcome, Sarah. I know. How is your flight? I hope you're staying well. What are you up to? Would you like some more? I mean, in town.

I mean in town. What are you doing here? I wasn't expecting her. I thought my producers, one of many that we have here, might inform me that Sarah was coming through. Surprise. Well, I appreciate that Billy seems to be on to the reason by the profuse ass kissing that he's attempting right now. How are you? How's your trip? How are

you doing? How are you? Billy seems to be the only one who edit and rightfully so would be aware that things have not been going well around here since I last saw you all. Well, this is, can you someone explain this to me because it's been a frustration. I'm, like, I'm supposed to be the boss of a company. And the grid of death, I've been asking for stuff here. Oh, interesting. You bring that up. And Billy, Billy has been like really irresponsible about,

he named himself the commissioner in Sarah's absence. I wondered about that. I wondered how he was elected because that seemed like a poor choice from the jump. Whoa. We were trying to go to the opposite of you. He's being so nice to you. Well, they did it. He's being so nice to you.

Well, they did it. What's happening here? If you wanted to imbue the position with zero integrity, absolutely no gravitas. That's what's negative strength. Complete inability to enforce. And what do you do? He's the only one who's settled all over.

I'm the only one that asks how you're doing today. Yeah, because you're terrified. And that's not what we need from a commissioner. I rule with an iron fist. This is, no, it's been embarrassing. It's like I'm throwing in on a weekend to apologize for saying so. Well, it's forced upon me. Yeah, you got some strongly word in digital correspondences.

And you immediately hopped in your car and spent your weekend at work. I'm like a guy who can really get you to do it. It wasn't gonna stop if I didn't come in. That's be real. Can we get an answer? Chris Cody, you seem to be among the most honest among us. What?

Thank you. Chris Cody, did Billy name himself commissioner so that grid of death would die at his feet and nobody but me, the founder of the company would be hearing to any of the penalties by wearing costumes because you guys all owe the dozens of penalties around here. Everyone owes dozens of penalties.

There's, I mean, there's lots of things in accuracy and in that. Some people have paid off punishments of the people. You can eat trustworthy. Yeah. I was asking Chris, did he do this on purpose? I did not. Did he not talking to you? Oh, I, he did do it on purpose.

Yeah, he took it. He grabbed it. Yeah. Yeah. He wanted to control the punishments. No, no, no, do you want to know the truth? Do you want me to tell you guys the truth? Nobody is nobody is adhering to the punishment. You're the commissioner. Why is that happening? Well, I trust you guys as adults to, you know, stick to your word and do things that you're owed. And it's just not been happening. And I sent, I sent my own strongly word of digital correspondence and no one even, no one even reads them and says, I don't even have a list. I go, I sent you this list seven times at least. You guys need to make these picks already. We need to select these punishments. We need to get things done for our fans because our fans deserve us to do

this and KFC, by the way, deserves for us to be doing this with integrity. Yeah, it's kind of letting you're letting down the money. People just happy for the mention. But I think that's Iris point. No one responds to your emails. And you really have to be forceful. You have to make people do the punishments around you. You can't just expect us to be adults.

Like for instance, you have to show up ready. What's in there? Oh, you can't just show up and. What's in there? Oh, shit. You can't just show up and send an email and then be like, why isn't anyone responding? Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

That's why Mike wasn't blinking. Oh, shit. That was a fucking death. Oh, my God. The toilet paper is going to be eaten. That's why Mike wasn't blinking. Oh, shit. That's the reason Mike Ryan hasn't had anything to say.

Holy shit. That wasn't fucking a that it's the reason Mike Ryan hasn't had anything to say That's not your jurisdiction that wasn't fucking a death. Thank you Billy. Yeah Thank you very much. I was looking for one of these I will do this very soon I'm getting to it. Is that all that's in there? I don't know. Sarah, you have flown. I operate on my own time, guys. You have flown in. Yeah.

Are you saying that penalties will now be paid because this commissioner, this league has not been run correctly since you left this commissioner? I'm like the president of Disney. You thought I wasn't coming back. I said I was retired. And then I looked around and I was like, president of Disney. You thought I wasn't coming back. I said I was retired. And then I looked around and I was like, what the heck is going on here?

Yes, here on the other bottom of that guy. Yeah, personally, I'm the other boss. Billy, people's experiences at the happiest place on earth, the Clevelander have not been what we had hoped for. I think morale here has been at an all time high around the bucket. If I'm going to be honest with you. I think morale here has been at an all time high around the bucket. If I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm fasting.

Have you been deposed? Is that, you're deposed, right? Can you just take your position back? I guess I could order the chess Frankie. How'd you get in here? I didn't get in here. Actually, those cards have worked the entire time. We don't have the technology to shut them off.

No, he was like, hey, how you doing? He's very slow. He's still long time. Come on in. Come on in. All right. Well, we will figure out what do you have a plan here for penalties?

How do you administer? Are you going to teach Billy anything here about how to run his league so that penalties get paid around here? I like that, I'm sure that I'm up to date. The last one paid was probably Chris scoring 40 before work. Is that right? Yeah. I was dressed as a character from Dodgeball.

That was it. It's like a punisher. It's a punisher. It's just like a punisher. Yeah. It's Maddie Gawd-A-Fish. I had a cigarette. I mean.

I dress like a backstreet point. I'm a little blind guy. I mean. Oh, wow. That's a single play guy. Who owns the most here? Winningham O's owes my list is pretty long I don't think it's as long as winning him. I think winning him owes like 10 penalties

He had a horrific season horrific. I'm gonna drive to stugots house before work on Thursday. Oh really It's one of my punishments when are you sleeping over? I think that for me. I mean do it Mike Oh my God. Look at that. That's all the toilet paper is being eaten. That would be the better way to do it. Don't say for it.

Judges, not enough. Three. All right. All right. If it was for the zombie apocalypse with a mean-out has it, what is number five on your list? Well, top five places or things things? I hope the it's I hope the zombie apocalypse doesn't happen while I'm

Things sort of match game me on the toilet. I said you have the match game sound Were we able to take that away from ESPN even though it's not our sound. It's the match game sound All right, so top things I hope the zombie apocalypse doesn't happen while I'm doing, right? O-L-I dodging a build collector. B-L-I-I should mention, before I get into this, I should mention this is assuming that I intend to survive the zombie apocalypse.

I have famously said many a times when the zombie apocalypse happens, I just bite me. I don't like that. You wanna go on the first day. I don't wanna live through whatever comes next. But if I were, if I had to, right, then these are the things I hope the God isn't happening when the zombie apocalypse happened.

You have famously said you don't want to live through the apocalypse. Hey, so just get me, right, make me first. Yes. I'm fine. Give me out of the way. I feel similarly when I watch zombie apocalypse or any sort of like post-apocalyptic movie, I'm like, just let me, I don't want to be bartering penicillin on like year 30

of the apocalypse. I've, I've seen all my friends and family die. I'm left to, I'm a survivor now, like, as if I'm a little like, for a living. I can't trust anybody. Is this person gonna try and eat me? Like, you know, you're gonna die at some point too. You're not gonna be the hero. No, and it's gonna be a gruesome death, so, but assuming that I have to in this hypothetical, then OLI dodging a bill collector.

But what does this mean? The dodging, you don't, nobody answers their phone anymore. It's like pretty easy these days to dodge a bill collect. I'm just saying I don't want to be kind of like stressed about a bill. There can't be any person bill collectors anymore. I got process for. I don't even know, like Seth Rogan's character and knocked up. Not knocked up, because of what he made bill collector.

Like what is this? Okay, let's move on to number four. I don't know, I'm gonna cat, this is all I like though. So this is what's happening. I get that 800 number that I know is a Bill Collector. I'm stressed, I owe them $17,000. I can't make a payment right now. Like I don't want that to be happening

and then zombies attack. Like, oh come on man. Well you'd be relieved when you die though. Like oh shit, I don't have to pay off my all my debt. But I can't die in this scenario, I have to survive. So that's okay. In this scenario. But I can't die in this scenario. I have to survive. So that's okay. And this scenario and you don't stop in this. But you also, what you're saying is that you do not want to just have that feeling on

you if I owe somebody something. No, not that I owe somebody something is that I am in the middle of stressing about owing money. And then that's when the zombie apocalypse is just started like oh, eh Like I want to kind of be free conscious going into this I don't want to be having worried about something else and now I got to transfer my worry over That's just the list just started terribly. Oh, but that's all I though. So you got a number five

Oh nice, okay now we're now we're doing it. Misty says I'm terrified that the zombie apocalypse could be coming. I surely don't want to be, blanking, well it happens. Yes! Yes! There you go, good job.

I don't think it's gonna work though because it means not gonna have a perfect phrase to put in there. Oh, I will, say it again. Misty says, the zombie apocalypse could be happening soon. I surely don't wanna be blanking while it happens. You need the phallic microphone for that. Watching a bad movie for Cinepho. Working, in other words. Not working, because if it's a good movie for Cinepho,

like a Cinepho movie that is eligible, but it's enjoyable That's fine, but I was watching Speed to the other day and it's just so cruise control. Oh my god, man classic You don't want to die listening to Robert Langdon man's playing something to the female lead and angel demons like that would be the worst That would be the absolute worst sitting around. Just looking at this ridiculous Dan Brown character. Chris Cody, you are here for Speed 2? I mean, it's just one of those like, it's not good,

but I enjoy watching it. I love a good, I love Cruises. So I mean, I know that it's a terrifying cruise movie, but it's not terrifying at all. Richard Dawson, what do you think? Number four. Getting my ass beat. Yes. Like someone just getting curbs and then the zombie apocalypse.

You're looking at it in the corner of your eye You're on the floor. You're getting dragged and you're like is that a zombie? And they're not gonna believe me because they're kicking my ass, right? They're just gonna keep doing it number three number three Having sex I don't want to be naked when the zombie apocalypse happens. I only runnin' around like, ah! Let me get some clothes on first. Hold on. I mean, it's, if you're gonna go, but not again.

It's not, again. I'm not getting a build collector. It's not. Dan, in this scenario, I have to survive. This isn't me just, what? I'm winning them days. It's not what it is. It's like, I've got to survive.

So running around, I try to get my underwear on. Because remember, it's not just escaping the zombies. I'm going to run into other people at some point like, why are you naked? Well, it's a long story. You strike me as a shirt on guy. Oh, wow. Whoa.

I never nude. That's not never nude. That's, like, reverse never nude. Upside down, never nude. That is. That is it. That is never Never that is insecure That is a bad damning accusation Though just you can't say much worse about somebody like I could answer that question, but it's gonna be wait

Number two what I called it taking the shit Did he call it? Toilet Taking the shit. Did he call it? Yeah, he said you don't want to be on the toilet. Yeah, that's a good 50-dollar answer Roy ruined the top five list. I apologize But but here's why because again, first of all the nakedness, right? Second of all this list came to me while I was taking the shit I was like oh my god. This will be the worst time for a zombie apocalypse. Yeah, Roy right now has twice mentioned names would be the worst time for a zombie apocalypse. Roy right now has twice mentioned names that I'm guessing the entire room does not know.

He mentioned Charles Nelson Riley. No way that you guys will. Oh, that delighted me. Damn, man. No clue. Who was that? Who didn't watch Game Show Network when they were 13 years old?

No, just me, okay. Is that the guy that would kiss all the, uh, uh, that's Richard Dawson. That's Richard Dawson, yeah. That was, that was, that was, that was weird. What do you mention? Who, who is the lady with the big glasses? Brett? Yeah, Brett. hit all the uh... uh... uh... uh... what do you mention? who is the lady with the big glasses?

Brett? yeah Brett yeah, Brett summer's yeah, broi, how old are you? i know it's aseless Charles Nelson Ryleck

Roy has always existed number one he's like one of the handsome lord of the rings he's put it on the ball, dude. You please has Roy always existed. Number one, that is his age. It's what it's what he's actually 130 years old.

He's literally loaded in patino. You've seen every single movie that has ever come out prior to the year that Claire was born, I feel like. Oh, yeah. It your your catalog on celebrity goes back in Charles Nelson has ever come out prior to the year that Claire was born, I feel like. Oh, yeah. It your your catalog on celebrity goes back in Charles Nelson Riley is 70s. Yeah, absolutely. But these years ago, I remember when we first got we first got direct TV,

we first got HD TV. It was a wonder to flip through the channels. And I used to watch games. You never call the time I discover what match game was because I used to watch What's the name of the host the show Gene Rayburn and his phallic microphone? It's a great. It's a great the game show that that is the game show golden era. Are we still doing that well? Games shows are back Steve Harvey Game show's a half an moment. I saw like there's like an hour of lingo on ABC I discovered that lingo is basically wortl It's wortl. Yeah, and so wortl just ripped off lingo on ebc. I just discovered that lingo is basically wortl.

It's wortl, yeah. And so wortl just ripped off lingo and mass producing. I mean, it's exactly wortl. Like, guess a five liter word is not exactly an original concept, but. Wheel of Fortune is just hangman. Yeah. That's all it is.

Isn't it? You got kicked toe the second. You got kicked toe the second. Hollywood Square is a stick the game. Hollywood squares is thick text. Oh, how? Yeah, but what is the last big one of these to make to to land? I'm probably celebrity family feud is really landed in a big way like that's a no I'll stop on family feud every time just to watch for for a minute. There's something hypnotizing about it. Jessica's offended by celebrity jeopardy. Celebrity jeopardy is she can't abide that. It's too easy. Give me a break.

They're celebrities. So are they stupid too? Yes, they're celebrities. There's like this basketball player join the Golden State Warriors after their 2016 championship run. What has been there? And then they show a picture. It's kind of like it's. No, it really is like celebrity jeopardy is to make people at home feel smart.

Yeah. And also they're raising the money for charity. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. I put like can we play like a reasonable facsimile of the game? Do you want them to donate $7 a charity? Oh, man.

Like do we do we think that all celebrities are stupid? Apparently they are. Yeah, it's just, it's so, it's patronizing. This is the thing. So there's like multiple rounds, it's a tournament. The first round. Yeah, we're long, sure. Yes, sure.

Make the first few rounds easy. Weed out the stupid people. But once we get to the championship and I'm watching Michael Sarah, Brennan Hunt, and Pat Naswell, ask him the hard-hitting questions. No. Every single question I got right. Not too far.

That should not happen. He just want them to be funny. Let them be their funny selves, and that's all that's been raised some money for charity. At least one to 18th century lives. Guys, I haven't finished my list, by the way. Number one, hold on a second. I think to answer your question on the last game show

that hit would be who wants to be a million area. That's the last one. That's the last one. That's the last one. Unless you agree to me, which was originally a British game show, too. Wasn't there one with, wasn't there one with suitcases and how we manned that last deal? No deal.

Definitely came after one versus 100. I think Sagitt was the, what about the chase? Room of the chase. The chase. We could slink. We could slink. Remember, are you smarter than a fifth grader? Oh, that one also known as celebrity jeopardy. Oh, oh

Number one the number one thing I hope I'm not doing when the zombie apocalypse happens Saying there's no such thing as zombies You just don't want to be wrong. I just like what I just imagine wrong one last time running for my life like stupid stupid son of a bitch The last thing that you're doing is so It's also like the half-hearted jog that you see it was like god god damn not like sprinting Just like no come on man you would rather be midship than be proven wrong. Yeah, okay I was like, God, Goddamn, not like sprinting. Just like, no, come on, man.

You would rather be midship than be proven wrong. Yeah, okay.