The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Best of DLS: Hits from the Container

Episode Date: December 27, 2023

It's time to revisit some of our favorite moments with the Shipping Container this year including Jessica's very best F1 minutes, Jer Bear becoming the homerest of Heat homers, Chris Cote's top tier impressions, Mike Ryan galavanting through Las Vegas, Billy going to Barbados, and JuJu absolutely roasting everyone he works with including Tony, Roy, and even Witty. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. This is the Dunlabel Tarshall with the Stugat's Podcast. You are the best of the damn Dunlabel Tarshall with students. After a blank space on the calendar, Formula One is back in Azerbaijan, despite its reputation for tight corners and narrow roads. F1 is putting his sprint race in Baku on Saturday. Charlotte clears fearless in pole position as the sprint begins. But at the start, London boy, George Russell, deliver some carbon. A Max for staff and making him a move to push him wide. Max is red, but George says, don't blame me.

Number 22, Yuki Sonota flips the wall and loses a tire after just two laps. At the restart, Sergio Perez has a lead to five laps left. It's time to go. Check out when's the sprint race. But Max and George have bad blood when the race ends. You guys see what I'm doing yet? Will there be vigilante shit on on Sunday? That's amazing.

You need to calm down because it's lights on a way we go on back. It sparks fly and for staff and is driving like he's in a getaway car and pulls down to the lead. Long story short, Nick de Breeze has a glitch and a safety car in sues. For as is in the lead after a slew of pit stops, but he's not out of the woods yet. The one driver, Max, for staff and has speed, but that's when Sergio Paris says bye-bye baby. As the race ends, that's about OK, goes into the pit, but the

mastermind race organizers have let press onto the treacherous pit lane. That's why we can't have nice, this is why we can't have nice things. Seven-time champion Louis Hamilton finishes the sixth. The last great American dynasty has finished his out of the

points, but today was a fair detail for Sergio Perez. Verstappen finishes in second, which is better than revenge. One two for Red Bull is nothing new. They don't have champagne problems on the podium, but they anti-hero Max Verstappen is only ahead in the driver's champion by six points, for Sergio Perez for staff and finishes in second, which is better than revenge. One, two for Red Bull is nothing new. They don't have champagne problems on the podium, but the anti-hero Max Verstappen

is only ahead in the drivers' championship by six points. Fernando Alonzo and Taylor Swift rumors are swirling long live Formula One. What? What? What? Max Verstappen has won the drivers' championship,

but we still have four races to go. An Austin Daniel Riccardo rides a horse named Horsey McHorse based into the pad, exact Brown accuses Christian Horner of cheating, and Fort Lauderdale's own Logan Sargent will join Williams in 2023. During quality, Carlos science takes the fastest lap while his teammate, Charlotte Claire,

takes a great penalty. Martin Bruddle gets snubbed by Brad Pitt. Tim Apple doesn't know how to wave a flag. 440,000 people are at the circuit of the Americas. It's lights out away we go. On turn one, Max Verstamm gets a hat of Carlos science and science tries to recover. But gets hit by George Russell.

The spaniards out of the race before the one lap is even over, and Russell takes a way we go. On turn one, Max Verstamm gets a carlo science and science treasure cover. It gets hit by George Russell. The spaniard is out of the race before the one that has even over. Russell takes a five-second penalty valetary boat in his race on Zerle and a safety car helps out Charlotte Claire for once. Fernando Lanzo and Lance Stroll get in a massive collision

and Debrae is everywhere. Lewis Hamilton on hard tires leaves the race with 10 laps to go. But the flying Dutchman cannot be beat this year. It's Verstamm and Hamilton in the Claire Sebastian Vettel battles to the finish and his final USGP.

Babylando finishes six and Yuki gets a point point Red Bull wins the Constructors Championship for the first time in 10 years, a day after their founders passing. People are crying, their champagne flowing, fireworks are popping off, everything is bigger in Texas than except for F1 drivers. Yes, it's time for the F1 minute here, even though I want to hear that sound. I'm just stressed for the minute of the Formula 1. Je suis stressée pour les minutes des les vaisseurs la circuit qui signifie que la gestion des tuyaux vers être sentiale. Charles-Éclair, les pilotes automobile monagasent, fait passer un max forstap pour la première place.

Le pilot Ferrari doit gagner pour rester dans les championnés. Mais non, quelle heure ! Une catastrophe ! Sacré bleu ! Charles-Éclair, saau de la course ! Encore de la march chance, il est fini. Monande, Max Reis-Pierre prend une grosse avance. Louis a m'audit le pilote Mercedes et deuxième.

Quand l'on s'inclose l'autre pilote ferorie à commencer la 19e place, nous s'appenoté pour le changement du moteur. Et les roues contourrues avec Sergio Perez-Méle, et l'imbecère des chefs à rire recommence. Max Reis-Pierre est au fini premier de la cause, quand l'on s'initiait les pilotes du jour. Lando, l'enfant Norisse a terminé septième, l'anste straw a terminé avec un point. Félicitations Mike Crack. Oh my god!

Holy shit! Holy shit! Merci, merci! Oh my god! Was there an imbecile in there? Did you say imbecile? No, it's imbecile of the ship, it's a rory. Or a commons. That sounded so exciting. I have no idea what happened. Lipovra, chalikler, lipovra.

My god, that was incredible. That was really good. Thank you, Marci Christophe. Thank you, Guillermo. Well, the music ran out, but I think you should, because we didn't have an F1 minute today. I think you should, people, we give people a lord of the rings minute. Yes, I think you should give people a lord. Spoiler alert or no spoiler alert.

Dangerous game, man. Dangerous game because of what? To us, you can spoil as much as you want. So I say, I say go for as many spoilers as you like. All right, I'll give a spoiler of what happened at the end of the last episode. Let me get you all back. It was in... Same.

Okay, so... Spoiler, spoiler, spoiler. Do not listen if you don't know what happened the last episode of the Lord of the Rings rings of power. So, Galadriel and Halbrand, who everyone thinks might be sore on, they go from Numenor back to Middle-Earth and they're in the Southlands.

And the guy who's like the head elf of the Southlands who's trying to help protect all the people who are getting invaded by the ORC army, they're trying to figure out how to get the orcs to go away, the ORC army, and to get free of them. And right now, a lot of people are calling it beforador. We think they're in Mordor before it becomes mortar, before Mount Duma Rups. Interesting, because there's been a mountain that they've shown a couple times in different scenes throughout the series, right? So we're like, okay, how are the people going to defeat the orcs? Because the orcs, the orcs, the orcs, the army, they're badasses and they have this guy who's a leader in his name's Adar, which means father and we're like, maybe he's so around. But he's trying to get this thing that looks like a sword, but it's actually like kind of a key

and it looks like it's in the shape of Mordor. So he's trying to get that in this little kid Fio has it and his mom, Bronwyn, is in charge of allordor. So he's trying to get that, and this little kid Fio has it, and his mom, Bronwyn, is in charge of all these people. So they trap the orcs inside the Alvin Tower, and then the orcs come to the town, the ones that survive, and it looks like the people beat the orcs, but then the orcs come back, there's more orcs,

but then all the sudden out of nowhere, Galadriel and Halbrand and the Numenorians charge in on their horses, and they save all the people, and it's like holy shit. And so Galadriel finally finds Adar, and she's like, I don't know who you are, I don't know what your deal is. Are you soar on what's going on here? And he's like, I don't know,

I'm not gonna tell you I'm gonna be mysterious, and then Halbrand comes in and Halbrand tries to kill him. And everyone's like, well, why would Halbrand kill him? He's soar on, and this is a servant of soar on. Maybe it is, maybe it isn't, we're not sure yet. I kind of think he is, and then fast forward, the Soron. Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. We're not sure yet. I kind of think he is. And then fast forward, the little sword thing that they had, it was wrapped up in like a burlap sack.

And the little kid is about to throw it like into the, into the sundering sea or whatever, to get rid of it forever. He opens it, the sword's gone. No! No way! It's a decoy! No!

This old creepy guy stole it, took it back to the Alvin Tower, which used to be where there was dark magic happening. Shubbed it in the ground, turned it, it created a chain reaction, all this water starts pouring in underground where the orcs have been tunneling the orcs. Oh, it's your name! And Mount Doom erupts, and it covers the sky in ash. He just won with Jeremy Tashi. Because Jeremy was an alleged journalist last night. Yeah, my thoughts exactly. Jeremy, who is an up-and-comer in the broadcasting game, and is someone who has now journalistic credentials around

literal, literal credentials around the heat and the marlins. Yesterday he was hosting and this is one of the great things to got this time of year. We get it so infrequently around here in South Florida, but South Florida has always done this well. The rest of the country always makes fun of you guys don't care about that sports that much. You're banwagon people. All right, many of us are not everyone is. The loyalists are super loyal. But Miami does the banwagon better than anybody. Miami does everyone now show up for the party. And so you have stunningly a hockey arena in the Everglades. Like surrounded by air boats and alligators filled with people to do the wave watching the game on television and at the heat across the

street from us last night Jeremy Tesset is watching the end of that game with a lot of people who are excited and you's to got some getting a lot of this. Jimmy was out of bounds and it ended up being a three. That was a gold-tened ref culture win. Okay, whatever. Tell it to the people who were yelling and screaming around Jeremy. How about this? One more coming home. Okay, who's we? I mean, I took the heat in five. Anyone else? He's right. All right, the nicks are watching this like everybody else. It was a long time ago, understandably. Here's Jeremy Teschey not being a journalist

while covering, again, Anorena filled with people but no players or athletes were there. You're chanting us right now as the Miami Heat. I've just won Game 2 on the NBA finals. You can see that this crowd here is hoisting babies into the air. This crowd is ready for the moment.

This game started. It is continued here as the Miami Heat. I've just upset the Debra Nugget. We got there. It's crazy. Well, I'm five and everybody's ready for the unbelievable a night right here on Miami. The Kisei center was ready for a great night from the jump as this energy around the entire roller wall was electric

from the moment this game started until the moment it ended. As we pan out to the rest of the crowd, you can see the entire roller wall going absolutely crazy to end this game. The Miami Heat have just won it as Jamal Murray shot has not gone in. I cannot believe what I witnessed around me. There were moments in the fourth quarter, but I couldn't hear myself think I don't even know if you can hear me on the bike or boat. What a night at the Kaseyah Center as the Miami Heat take their first game, their first the first 20 Denver and I know that this crowd right here is ready for an unbelievable party Wednesday

night game three here in the heat house. Guys, we'll send it back to you in the studio. Oh my gosh, Jeremy Sashie doing that on one tank of oxygen. Not a single breath taken. He was like one of those free divers that go down for 20 minutes at the bottom of the air. And I'm going to say Jeremy Tashay doing that on one tank of oxygen. Not a single breath taken.

He was like one of those free divers that go down for 20 minutes at the bottom of the ocean. It was, uh, it was a record. And if you cannot, if you're listening just by audio and not watching, what you didn't see in that noise is there were 11 actual babies tossed in the air. Just infants. It's reckless. It does. But hey, it's game two. Right. Wait till game seven of this thing.

11 babies. A fetus. It's not going seven. I said five. I mean, that's right. You did mention that. Yeah. The energy was actually insane. I don't remember any of that. I feel like I blacked out as that happened. I, you know, it sounded like I was losing my voice. I wasn't losing my voice. I literally was just unhinged. I don't remember it. It was really amazing. You blacked out excellent work by you blacking out as a impartial observer of games. Well, you can't be impartial if you're holding a microphone

that says heat TV. My job is sales and high five. You're MC. MC is really sales. I'm there. I'm there to make sure everybody's ready to be a games three and four I'm there to make sure that everybody is ready to be at the road rally ballie sports the heart of the fan I put it on the pole please do you add levitar show?

Wood the zele minutes look the same if you replaced him with a newborn giraffe Where that newborn baby that was being hoisted into the air. The giraffe would just be more distracting. I feel like we'd have more success. No, seller's planning distracting. He's running like, why is there a giraffe on the floor? No, no, no, listen to me. Zeller is a strong human being.

He has a big human being. And when he starts bowling, bowling around there, I can't take my eyes off of him. Oh, no, nobody can't. Nobody can't. my eyes off of him. Oh, no, nobody can't. Nobody can't. Yo, could you're hoping to strike? Yo, could it's dangerous. It's like having a wrecking ball just move through the court,

but it's like on a hinge that's not safe. And it's just swinging through. And you got to be careful because every once in a while, they put one in with an offensive rebound. But everyone be careful because it might fly into the stand. The ziller minutes are amazing. They're joy to watch. Ever since Tony pointed it out, those black shoes, they don't have a lack of hair too.

It's not necessarily. It's also the mask or just again I've mentioned that it should be a retainer a wire that runs outside of his mouth. It's just like here to ear. It could impale someone. And if not for a Theragon that could be Dwayne Deadman. Jeremy, James, Jeremy. Okay, so we got a bear here stumbling around. see that mirror to the left he's like oh this is weird There's a lot of weird stuff here. Oh my god So that's how I imagine a bear would react if they saw Jeremy in the woods, but that's

It's really screwed up to do that to a bear honestly He's just like not expecting just just like having a nice stroll. Right. And just we'll watch it one more time. This is good fun. Good clean fun right here. It's just like, oh my god. And then he's going with that.

He was definitely, definitely scarred from that for a few months. Who puts a mirror in the woods? It's weird. That's my question. I didn't get there. It was probably for the internet video. They probably did that on purpose. You have a, you're messing with bears, I mean.

All right. Leave the bear alone. Who would do something for the internet, visually like that? Would it be a bad idea? What are the chances there was a camera right in front of it too? It's ridiculous.

Small world. Greg, it was interesting. A bunch of people agreed that you had a weekend where the Eagles lost, the Niners lost. So no more undefeated team. 72 dolphins could celebrate. But a lot of people saying the dolphins were the best team in the NFL through through six weeks. And so I know you're impressed with the offense. Hawk was in here yesterday. Andrew Hawkins, Tom Hawk podcast. He said that

to re kill is the best player non-quarterback back division in the NFL and I agree with him. The dolphins are overwhelming. I'm not certain. They're not the best team in the NFL right now, Greg. I think they are at this minute. They're an underdog in Philadelphia, but only by two and a half points, which is very interesting. Definitely they have the best offense. I think it's the best offense in dolphins history. And when I write write that I get a lot of criticism Yeah, too soon. What about this? What about that? Look the Dolphins won Superbolls with Larry Zonka because they ran the ball better than anybody in barely past They were as exciting as ever and broke NFL record with Dan Marino because they passed the ball like nobody else

But they didn't have a great running game right now. They're doing both They can run the ball like crazy like nobody else, but they didn't have a great running game. Right. Now they're doing both. They can run the ball like crazy. They lead the league in rushing, where he, most of it has 11 touchdowns and six games. And, and Tua is everything they thought he would be when they drafted him number five ahead of Herbert. Tua is the favorite in the MVP odds right now.

Should be. With great reason. Yep. And, and I just think this is the most dynamic well-balanced inventive exciting offensive ever had. Can we end the debate between Herbert and Tua? Yes. Is it officially over? Yes. So I'm making a noise. Where's the noise coming from? Not? Tony's not ready yet. Can we see Justin Herbert without Bren and Staley? At that point, maybe with a better coach, we're intrigued.

We're gonna ask that question about Justin Herbert for his whole career, right? We're just gonna keep asking, like, oh, but what if he was with a better coach? Oh, always. Just like unbelievable weapons. He was like, now CJ Stroud and Bryce Young are always gonna be compared throughout their career.

But Herbert's been in the league, what, four years? And if Staley gets fired and he gets a new a new coach will be his third coach in five years no it's a shame i mean he's a he's a really great quarterback but i guess it's the way that we're constantly doing these comparisons between the two of them when one of them is not only winning but breaking all of these records statistically and having a spectacular season obviously like the system has something to do with that. It would be crazy to say that it's not Mike McDaniel in some capacity, but also different

quarterbacks fit in different systems, different ways, and Justin Herbert has his flaws that maybe wouldn't work if he was just in the system. I think there's so many people saying, oh, well, if Herbert was in to a spot, it would be even better. I don't, I have no reason to believe that's the case. I have something that's probably not popular, especially down here in Miami. Wow, boy.

Dolphins offense is everyone football for me. Like I can't watch a football game. That's not the Dolphins. It's done the exact opposite for me. I just can't football amazing. Like I'm watching no way. It's great, but I'm saying it's ruined the rest of football for me.

Like I can't watch just a single game that's not the Dolphins. Like I just, I mean it's the third quarter, it's like, I can't watch just a single game that's not the dolphins. Like I said, it's the third quarter. It's like, I don't know, 14 to nine or something. I can't watch it. I'm like, is your option? It doesn't do it. Well, I'm like, why can't you guys just score? I don't understand.

Like, why does it take you so long to score? Why can't you just score in three plays in 45 seconds? Like, what's going on here? They spoiled you. It doesn't make sense to me. I don't get it. Is that what I always like? I can't imagine watching Iowa football. No, we don't score that much.

That's crazy. Why don't you just try having everyone go in motion and throwing them all? Yeah, when just score more, just get all the fast players in the country. Yeah, those tight ends running early. Yeah, I can't just do that. I don't get it. There have been so many seasons in the past, so many dolphin seasons in the past, where if they're behind 14 to nothing in the first quarter, the crowd is looking at the crowd.

Yeah, I think that's a lot of fun. Yeah, I think that's a lot of fun. Yeah, I think that's a lot of fun. just do that. I don't get it. There have been so many seasons in the past, so many dolphin seasons in the past where if they're behind 14 to nothing in the first quarter, right? The crowd is leaving. Everybody's giving up. The game is over. The game is over. The laughing on the sideline after they scored the second touch on it. I'm like, whoa, right? Because I thought they were going to come back, but I'm like, I don't know. That's the cream confidence. He was smiling after the second touchdown on the sideline. When they were behind 14, nothing. They were still, you know, the odds update now.

Christopher pointed this out to me. I didn't know it. When they're down 14 to nothing, there's still a minus 200 favorite to win the game. There was no doubt. And it wasn't just because Carolina sucks, which it does. Right. It's because the Dolphins offense is until somebody proves otherwise almost unstoppable. And like five years ago, we were watching Jay Cutler throw passes to Devonte Parker. Right. Like that was, and that was supposed to be the height of excitement of the dolphins offense since Dan Marino. Yeah, amazing.

And now it's this. So this is the best office. That's saying a lot considering Marino Clayton Dupur in that office. I think the impressionions with Chris Cody It's on there. You like this Dan up? Not really really Mike you love it up. It's an incredible song. Yeah, it is AC Hall of Famer Yep, these Canadian which that's in the news and also I think this would play well into what we were doing during the

which is that's in the news. And also, I think this would play well into what we were doing during the local hour, which was enough with the DJ Khaled collaborations with people that are hot right now. We wanna see DJ Khaled work with some of the great singers of Yesteryear. Can you imagine how great it would be if DJ Khaled started bringing out

special guests onto the stage? And one of them was, Bloyin Adams! Ha ha ha! Everyone, it's Liza Manali! Barbara Streisand! Yeeah! Put your hands up, little Richard! Elton John, it's your song!

Andrean Vochelli! Another one, Tony Bennett! Brickie Everlund! He's somebody that you used to know put your hands together for go to a Alan Parsons project I'm up to something Sure Go walk into the ocean. What? Oh my god! Oh, Billy's giving him a hug.

He is so upset. What? Oh, it's going to stick with you for a while. It's Hoody and the Blowfish. You back. You back, man. Are you ready, Chris Cody? I see him mouthing words just get to it I don't think it's funny if you're sitting there trying to do research and reading just let's put

Let's fly me let's and tell people wait are we all playing different roles? I'm playing bank one. There's no bank All my sheet. Oh, okay. I was I was gonna give you the role of Duncan. Oh, no, I don't want don't be done Okay, okay, so we're gonna do this all right. I love this right now. I'll be Malcolm. Okay. All right. Everyone's ready. We're doing this on the fly. Yes, surgeon. Yeah. Okay. So this, you know, seven paragraphs. That's me. But you've read it already. You read it. You read it. You read it. Learn. It's quite quick. Cheating and reading already. Let's do this. Let's do it correctly. I did not think this is where we would end up before a football weekend. So glad we did that. Doing, uh, doing Shakespeare as a unit improv on the fly. Mike hasn't

done words in these senses that don't belong. It's like reading it. Read it for the first time live. It's funnier that way. Mike Ryan, uh Ryan is producing an impromptu version of his high school life. And here's some Shakespeare is done by the Dan Levitage show with Stugots. We've stolen the exclamation point officially from get up. It's put after the word show. So this is act one. Seat scene two of Macbeth. The stage instructions are a camp near fours alarm within enter Duncan Malcolm, Donald Bane, Lennox with attendance meeting a bleeding surgeon. Let me know what that means.

Jessica, you are playing the role. So wait, can we set the scene? Thank you, Mike. Can we set the scene, Mike, from high school? Can you give Chris Cody his motivation on because he didn't even understand what winning him. My happy, my heart is just streaming. In what condition does the distressed? I'll pull it, it's good.

Okay, very good, good confidence there. Let's have the music that we need to shake spirit and music. And let's see if we can find our note here. What bloody man is that? He can report, as Seymouth by his plight of the revolt, the newest state. This is the sergeant, who, like a good and hearty soldier, fought against my captivity.

Hey, old brave friend, say to the king, the knowledge of the broil, as thou didst leave it. So true. Doubtful it's good, So true. Doubtful it stood as two spent swimmers that do cling together and choke their art. The merciless Macdonald were worthy to be a rebel for to that. The multiplying villainies of nature do swarm upon him from the western aisles of kerns and galow-west glasses is supplied. And fortune of his damned quarrel smiling.

Shoe, shoe, like a rebels whore, showed like a rebels whore, but all's too weak for brave Macbeth. Well, he deserves that name, disdaining fortune with his brandish steal, which smoked a blood with bloody rexecution. What? Yes! Like Valior's minion carved out his passage till he faced the slave. I feel your distress, I really do.

Which near shook hands nor nor bad farewell, to him, till he... Uniseemed him from the unneventing... Navee, roll it. Don't let them deter you. To the chaps, and fix his head upon our battlements. Oh, valiant cousin, worthy gentleman. Ah, as when the sun's James's reflection. Mr. Q, shipwrecking storms,

and their roofful thunders break. So from that spring, whence comfort seemed to come. Wait a minute, there wasn't a question mark there. This comfort swells. Mark, King of Scotland. Mark, no sooner justice, had with Valor'd arm. Oh, you think you've done? Pumbled! These tapping! God!

Pelt! These skipping curves to thruster heels. Not compelled. We need compelling. No in Lord surveying vintage, vantage. Which is it? Ferbist arms, vintage or vantage. And new supplies of man.

We begin a freshest little test. He's in pain, not this. Our captains, McBeth and Banquo, and Seen. You're almost made into the finish line. You just started leaking confidence. It was not unlike the race outside and freedom. You were very confident for a moment, and then you fell at the finish line, but

I don't know. Excellent. Vintage. Vintage. Oh, wait. Coupled. Compiled. Ah.

Sheets and giggles. Cody, give me 30 seconds of your best dolphin material as the dark night, please. As the dark night, I want your best dolphin analysis. Finish us out on this hour strong. Rachel, this team hasn't even destroyed yet. The defense is still playing at a sea level. You got that up to an A level. You got a, you got a super bowl contender.

I wasn't prepared to do this as Batman. I had plenty of stuff to say but it's difficult to formulate senses Well in this tone Don Lebertard. Did you ever have a crush on a cartoon character? Oh Can I go this isn't my question, but I did oh Jessica rabbit who frame Roger rabbit? Yes Yes, I think she was married to Roger rabbit even though he was a bunny And she was a humanoid, but they were both cartoons two gods. I had a crush on Betty Rubble. Oh What Well with a surprise nomination from stugans

surprise nomination from stugans showing you a dirty dirty inner nine-year-old DCC Don Lebatar show with a stugat Mike goes to Vegas, he is trod and Roy has to finish his hockey segment I mean we sent Mike to Vegas on a metal arca count I didn't know we had sent John Reed to Vegas on a metal arca count do we trust him enough to have him in Vegas? I don't know that would be producer I don't know we had sent John Reed to Vegas on a metal arc account. Do we trust him enough to have him in Vegas? I don't know.

That'll be producer. Yeah, I don't know about that one then. Mike Ryan, thank you Tony. I don't know why he's there on an account. Mike, are you sober? You're what time is it right now in Vegas? Oh, okay. They got a patches through.

Mike, you got us? Mike, are you, are you there for to? Okay, excellent. I'll see you guys. Thank you. I appreciate that you're ready to go. You're concerned. I've been valid. But just look at him. I mean, holy shit. I didn't know he was going. I didn't know what we could have used him here. Is that a hate should accent? What was that accent? The kidnapper is of undeterminate foreign kidnapping skills and ethnicity. Well bad skills if he's in the zoo. Like a top guy. It's just a general threatening accent could be from anywhere in the world. It could be any kind of person.

There he goes. Yes. The Vegas nightclub life is no good for him. I can't hear nobody. Nobody. You can hear me. You can. Can you give us a report here from Vegas? Roy's going out for games five and seven. We haven't had time to get to Roy's notes.

Roy's mistakes. Could you want to go over them with him? Do you guys, Roy, go ahead and handle this segment here with Mike Ryan and talk about the coverage. Is he at the wall door for me? I can't hear them. All right, Mike. I will try not to go as loud.

You can't hang over. So I'll go over the mistakes that the panthers made. So let's go with the Jonathan Marshall Show going right now. So let's go with the John Tim Marshall show going right now, all right. So both of you, the demon went behind the net, both of them covering one man that left the front of that wide open for John Tim Marshall. So that's one mistake right there. He had some bad luck with Anthony Declirgan blocking the shot. So he was hobbled on the ice, could not get off the ice.

In shape the other or made a move on him and the blue line turned around left him in the dust, ended up in the middle of the ice, couldn't not get off the ice. In shape, the other door made a move on them and the blue line turned around, left them in the dust, ended up in the middle of the ice. And the screen in front of Bob couldn't see the puck. A lot of that going on. Bob trying to see the puck was one of the great things. I thought he was going to start jumping up and down on his skate. Yes.

And in the last mistake here, the Mark Stone goal, Aaron Erick, where I tried to clear the puck out of the zone, Puck rolled up on him and up being a pop fly basically and Mark Stone knocked it down with a high stick, where's they reviewed? I still think it was a high stick, but Sam, they were saying that it's like when he's standing tall, right? What is tall? Because he's speeding gets lower, get out of here. It's above the shoulder to high stick. Yeah, he leaned to leaned to the right. So it's sort of dipped a little bit. But they're saying if you're standing straight,

it would not have been a high stick. That's what they're saying. The puck was over the crossbar. You were projecting. Mike, Ryan, your thoughts, live coverage from Vegas hung over six o'clock in the morning, get some sleep. Your thoughts on Roy's mistakes. He still can't hear me. Alright, excellent work, John Raid. Thank you. Now is a good time to take care of the lights and everything

there with the last four seconds of the segment. Thank you, gentlemen, for all your hard work. So welcome back, Billy, And I don't know where this particular tension is going to end up. Welcome back. And I also want to get to Mike Ryan. He does not agree with you on hard knocks, Chris. He doesn't, he, oh, trust me. We had all Texas change last night.

I almost drove to his house to fight him. Yeah. You guys have very wildly disparate opinions on the Oakland Raiders and hard knocks. But first, Billy, welcome back. How was your honeymoon? It was good. Thank you for asking. Oh, he's tightened up his game now that he's refreshed. Okay, things are just so hot today. I don't know what's going on with the air, but luckily I have this little fan that I bought before a hurricane that I have plugged into my phone. So like, it's keeping me nice and and cool. Of so jealous. You guys should get these. These things are awesome.

Look at it. You see this thing? It was. Can you please tell me about all the awkward things that happened to you? Did anything weird happen to you in Barbados? Like what kind of, just give me some awkward Billy on his honeymoon stuff. Is there anything that... The non-awkward would be a much shorter story.

Yeah. I wonder how this is going to go. What's the best you got from your honeymoon? And then we'll move on to other things like Antonio trying to steal your job. I've had a lot of awkwardness, well, in my entire life, I guess. But recently I've had a bunch of awkwardness. So I'd say from the honeymoon, the think the most memorable thing that we did was, so in Barbados, there's they have an annual carnival right or carnival or whatever Right is called crop over and it's at the end. It was actually called could do men, but that's a different story All right, go sit outside for a second. We'll get back to it. Whoa Antonio. Just go sit in his chair. We'll get back to it I'm back baby

I want to hear the whole story. I just don't understand why you can't even get the name right of Carnival. And like it's crop over. That's a fun. Why is it called a honeymoon? It's a good question. That is a good question. Put it on the pole in Tonya. Now that you've replaced Billy and his chair, do you know why they call it a

honeymoon? Mike, do you have the sound? A very simple sound, a very simple question. Basically, I want you to hear Billy who has a reputation for yammering and just not being able to get anything out. And he's rusty because he hasn't been paying attention to the internet for 10 days. So he came in here today and it was just a furnace blast of news, all of it weird disorienting. The local hour has gone someplace else.

We showed him Antonio Brown's feet. Yeah, like he's messed a lot. I am actually scared when I disappear from my honeymoon. I'm going to come back and I feel like things are just going to be gone. There's the possibility like the shipping container room just floated off into the Atlantic Ocean. When still not out of hurricane season. Yeah, I am going to fall very, it's very easy to fall very, very far behind, very fast when it comes to the amount of stimulation and news and sports stuff that you are getting. Billy was off the grid, he comes back, everything's changed except his inability to say anything quickly.

So it's white now. Yeah. Everything is different. Like you, you, that's the most efficient you've ever been. Yes. Yes. Look at that. Did you learn something on your honeymoon? Okay. So, the less you think he, he has cured his ills of not being efficient.

Please play for the audience. This is Billy Rusty returning from his honeymoon. Just him simply trying to say where he was. I've had a lot of awkwardness, well, in my entire life, I guess. But recently, I've had a bunch of awkwardness. So I'd say from the honeymoon, I think the most memorable thing that we did was, so in Barbados, there's, they have an annual carnival, right, or carnival, or whatever, right? It's called crop over. And it's at the end. It was actually called

cadumin. Yeah, for the level. Alright, that's an outside for a second. We'll get back to it. Whoa! You would have kept going. You would have given it 20 names if I didn't cut you off and kick you out. You would have given it 20 names. Actually, the roots of the word or come from the 1700s and indigenous people I was upset you did that to Billy his first day back But hearing it back he absolutely deserved again I want you to hear again just mic the last part of it where he's simply trying to say

Billy is simply trying to tell us this is a very simple transaction hey Billy Where were you? What were you doing? He simple transaction. Hey, Billy, where were you? What were you doing? He got snagged and stuck on where were you? I've had a lot of awkwardness, well, in my entire life, I guess, but recently I've had a bunch of awkwardness. So I'd say from the honeymoon,

the think the most memorable thing that we did was, so in Barbados, they have an annual carnival, right? Or carnival or whatever, right? It's called crop over. And it's at the end, it was actually called cadumin, but that's a different story. All right, go sit outside. How do I not get frustrated with that?

Like I missed it for 10 days, but I don't miss it anymore. Those are important details. I hear, I normally don't hear, but I heard it. Right. All right, start again then. Start and real quick, just real quick. Mike, just the short version, Billy being asked, where were you, Billy, on your honeymoon? This is a simple question.

It gets a simple response in most circumstances unless you're talking to Billy. So in Barbados, there's, they have an annualival, right? Or carnival or whatever, right? It's called crop over. And it's at the end, it was actually called cadumin, but that's a different story. All right, Billy, we've established where you are and what it's called kind of now, proceed. All right, so this is how it works. Crop over is like a couple months long and cadumin is like the grand finale.

And it's like a carnival type thing. And you guys will see from time to time, every once in a while, Rihanna will go back to Barbados and she'll be like parading in the streets and it's like Brazilian carnival basically. So we wanted to do that, which is not something that at all is something that I would probably ever be in my comfort zone, right? You would think me parading in the streets.

It's a lack of repressions. It is free, liberated people being themselves. So of course, that's the worst place in the world for you to be soaked in fear. Oh, it gets worse. So to participate in this, you have to sign up with what are called bands and they have a bunch of different bands

that you sign up for. So we found a band and then I get my costume. You have to pay to get costume. So I'm going through the streets and I'm shirtless and I'm in pink shorts, and a cowboy hat, and all this fake jewelry that they have on that it's like massive, like, these pending around my chest and like, these arm cuffs.

So I'm like going through the street stress, not in all a way that I'd ever be comfortable doing it. And I thought that, you know what, it's like a parade, it'll be like the three kings parade that they have in, you know, date county, it'll be like a couple blocks, whatever, things give me the parade. so we're in the taxi to get there Ass a guy go how long is this parade and he's like oh it's nine to ten miles and I'm like whoa Nine to ten miles like that cannot be right so I'm like feverishly looking through my phone

I need to find the parade right I need to know exactly where I'm going through Barbados I need to know you're doing this like the jeweled and all sorts of fake I need to know exactly where I'm going through Barbados. I need to know. You're doing this with like the jeweled and all sorts of fake jewelry. Yeah, just like a clown. And don't give me certain Barbados taxis because it doesn't cost 20 American dollars to go everywhere. Okay.

I went like 10 blocks. $20 is way too much to go on a taxi. 10 blocks. All right. What you're in the cab in their territory. They've got you, Bill. It doesn't matter. You're lucky.

It was only 20. Put it on the pole. Once you're on the cab in their territory, do they have you? It's a home game for them, I think. Yeah, the bit steep for the amount of travel that we were like two miles, $20 seems like a lot, but whatever.

So I find out that it's actually a 10k, which is like six miles, but either way, I'm not prepared to be walking through the heat, dressed like a clown for six miles, I haven't walked six miles in my life, I don't think. I don't know the last time I did it, and I was wearing my Fitbit, so none of the steps counted. That's the only reason I wear my Fitbit,

so my steps count. But if I don't wear my Fitbit, the steps don't count, so it was total waste of time, walking through here, and I was sunburned, obviously. There was lots of free... From the jewelry, from the jewelry. If I could show you the burn that I had in there. Please do, Please do.

Please do. Oh, wow. I didn't try it. Circle here. Wow. That's for a little bit. Yeah. There's a big circle here for a little bit.

Yeah. Everyone was drinking alcohol, but I was drinking water. I thought I was going to pass out and die on this. Of course. You were terrible and responsible with carnivore. I had to pee so many times. And you had to pay extra to use the Wee Weee card. You know the Wee-Wee card is? I did it.

I had to ask. What is the Wee-Wee card? It was basically this flatbed truck with like six or seven porta-potties on the back of it. And you had to just kind of hop on it while it's moving and then go into the porta-pottie and then hop out. That's a heavy pipe, man. That's wonderful.

That sounds delightful. Very dangerous. Very dangerous. Very dangerous. Man, you guys talk about some weird time for some ads. So what was the most awkward visually, like where you're wearing the costume and you find yourself in an uncomfortable place in the cab? Like, was there any place where you were most uncomfortable wearing that stuff?

Um, in public. I'll show you guys the pictures I'm not putting them out there because I don't trust the internet I don't trust these listeners because they'll just embarrass me forever if I show you the pictures I'll show you guys it was ridiculous and by the way The things that were going on this parade. Yeah, central. Oh my god. Yes. I saw things. I've never seen before baby I saw things I've never seen before. Baby. Huge rose to the computer. What are we asking, Chuju's opinion on?

We are, I would defer to him on style matters here. I don't know that he would think that many of us have any style. He can start with Tony's outfit from yesterday. I'm a style with what Dan just said. Yeah, you're exactly correct, baby brother. Now one of y'all got no style. I've seen the video that Jessica's my turn to put it up yesterday. Zero sauce from everybody in the video

is Jessica. Did she write it herself for seven? I think he was in the 11. At least. On a 11? My wife Tony, he had a boy. Why? Well Tony, Tony, let's get Why? He was at the zapp.

Well Tony, Tony, let's get this out. And hey, hey, at least they took a picture of him. At least he was invited to the, don't get me started, don't they? Not to chew you. I'm seeing the mirror. To chew. To chew.

I asked where he was yesterday. I didn't understand. My flight got booked. The hour, y'all got finished with that model. I mean, to chew. All right. To chew. That's a scheduling problem that is not personal.

I mean, it's a scheduling problem. I need posts. I need a post. I get posted. I know a scheduling problem. Then the scheduling problem. Give me on the picture. Salute to everybody.

I love everybody. I love the picture, man. Whatever. I love you, Juju. I don't love the picture, man. He was okay. I just got that pose. Juju, I appreciate your grievances. I am sorry You should have been a part of the team photo that it was in and I on the team or not then you are on the team sir

Yeah, okay Get back if you go back to you if it makes you feel any better I'll tell you a story that I've never shared. No, thank you Yes, you were on the team, okay not. Yes, you were on the team. OK. And you know you're on the team. And this was an error in scheduling. So Tony, though, deserves your wrath, Duju, because.

Oh, no, no, Duju, Duju. Tony, look, look, my first week here, when I was hired to officially work on the show, is no longer an intern. The third day was picture day and no one told me. And I just sat across the hall in the sad, what it was called, the bullpen at the time. It was basically like a punishment room and I was just there like doing like editing things while everybody was having a grand old time taking pictures across the hall and it stuck with me for damn near 12 years now.

So I'm glad I'm not glad this happened to you, but I just wanna let you know, at least you weren't here to watch everyone else have fun because it's been eating out. Juju, I had an ulterior motive beyond asking why it is you weren't here for picture day. I wanted you to help me talk about WNBA championship because I didn't have any qualified people in here, myself included, to talk about it.

I wanted to talk to you about it. And you were not here for that. So I was expecting you are apologies for failing you, but still I'm not taking it here. I was y'all book my ticket on the prize. Tony Tony was in picture day wearing shorts, embarrassed and vulnerable when he prides himself as having more style

than anyone else around here. Let me explain to what happened, okay? So Mike, there's a... Yeah, wait a minute. No, no, it's a war. You showed up at war. No, no. In your normal workout, it was really great.

Exactly, exactly. So here's the thing, my slackstop working at about eight o'clock. You've gotta use the pair of slacks to be honest. I don't wear slacks, by the way. I haven't worn a slack in a long time. He does it. The more important piece of this puzzle is my slack stops working at a certain time.

It's a weird bug I have. I don't read anything past eight o'clock. So when those things were put out, hey, tomorrow's picture day, whatever the notification was, so that didn't get it, I didn't know. So I woke up six o'clock in the morning, like I do, it's dark, I dress myself

in the same outfit I always use. Shorts, in the dark. In a hoodie, in the dark, yeah. And I leave. I pull up to the studio, I'm in's dark. I dress myself in the same outfit I always use shorts in the dark in a hoodie in the dark Yeah, and I leave I pull up to the studio. I'm in the garage. No. What do you mean? No? I texted you to remind you halfway there, but I was already in the car So when I get because you said solo shots in the text. That's a different story I thought it was just gonna be me from the head up So I get into the garage all the sudden Chris Cody walks out of his car in jeans and no hat And I'm like, oh, that's weird. Like why is Chris and jeans in your hat?

Can you stop for just a second, please just slow down. Okay. Cause you are revving high on defending yourself. I need to defend myself. Yeah. It's crazy. I've heard of myself as me. You need to crazy slowly and clues.

But you were, you were, you were this hour a lot. You remember, you, you, please, very defensive laser focus. Before we get to all the explanations for what Tony was dressed as in picture day, when it was supposed to be that he has more style than the rest of us. Start with him. Yes. Number one, he has more style than the rest of you guys. Unfortunately, he was unprepared. So he gets a zero on his desk. Chris Coddy pulled up in jeans, which is a tuxedo for him. So yeah, zero.

His haircuts, looted my boy haircuts too. I got you back. I mean, your haircuts in the bad rap. I left the number three from the barbershop. I go to Caesar. Yeah, I see you brother salute to you. Everybody else, Chris winning him yesterday. Too much.

Towing it down. Good. Got it. I'm hiding. Yeah. I'm just gonna put a shoot on. We had a whole suit on. It's a black. You had a white shirt on.

That's a stain. X. X, white, what? You had white soles on your shoes. So come on. You did. It is. Weird.

When Ham was thrilled for picture day and came in exactly as you would imagine, he was very nice Cole Hunt sneakers. I don't know where I'm going. They're very nice. Koroz sneakers are certain circles. Certain circles. And the circles out around the way. Not the circle. There's a different circle. He's so upset right there. With a thousand. He's crushed. Get him out of here. white shirt of black suit. Wack look really good. It's a nice tie square. Yeah, I have it.

So, let you my brothers to appreciate a way to have he's my real friend. I'll give it to myself, but I'm doing so I doff protest. Doth. Doth. Those shoes would die. They were white on the bottom and what is wrong with this was your, with him, you brought it as strong as you could for picture day.

Did you not? This was your finest one. Is that your go-to outfit? No, no, no. So what happens is I take a lot of, you know, or I get a lot of credential requests, whereas like, please send us a photo. And like, or a head shot,

I've been asked for a head shot like a million times. I wanted to have a good one. I want to put a suit on because sometimes they're used in professional settings. And so two birds, one stone, we have someone coming in. It's sort of on brand for me to come and wearing a suit. And so I decided to wear a suit. I don't know, it's a good looking suit.

In terms of the credential, the headshot thing, that is true, because we do need some of those things website too, but we'll get to that later. But part of the thing was, when we had that Marlins thing, and we needed credentials for everyone, no lie, they sent Hilde and Chris and sent my seventh grade football picture for some reason. So my credential had a 12-year-old on it.

Is it because Junju founded somewhere on the internet and gave it to them? God bless football, but when they have your hair shut, did not need white soles. That's true. That's right. That's true. So Junju is not right. That's what it's called. What about Roy?

We were going to put sneakers on underneath the suit, bend to the wheel of the common man. Whoa. That, you know, we've gotten rid of dress shoes from the society now. No, just those. Those were wet. You were black shoes with the black shoes. I'm not gonna put brown shoes on

about a black shoe. No one's gonna wear brown, exactly. Yeah, I can have black shoes. The white sole is the problem, yeah. Anyway, I'll black our first ones next time for Woody, huh? Yeah, I would have been alive when he comes in on tomorrow. Check your under the Urban Advisory Wow, Cole Han is what he hit you with those are perfectly acceptable. What what he was saying is basically to juju listen, this is

according to American culture perfectly acceptable benign dress shoes to wear functional brand name and Jude you're saying not enough. You're trying too hard the white souls. Well too much. Don't break. Don't wear those in any hood That you ever attain We mean you got a street pass with We're the I promise. I promise. Don't wear them in cold.

Don't wear them in cold. When we pull up, I think you know what I think, you do and I don't know you could correct me. I think it was in between. You know what I mean? Like it wasn't committed to the dress shoe and it wasn't committed to the sneakers. It was like a hybrid and it wasn't working.

Not working at all. Highlight a keyword not working. Yeah. Roy, we I love you. We're right. Roy, what is your assessment on Roy? He was wearing a he was wearing a hat Exactly. What is this for Doran? What is this for Doran that pop up whenever it's time to dress up with Roy? It's you my brother get that for Doran the fuck out of here down the street leaving at the house Don't put that don't put that for Doran. No more. Yeah, we don't saw it. It's my

Don't put that don't put that for door out no more. Yeah, we don't saw it. It's my Kalees kitchen gets you a brown one or a black one brother. Yeah, come on Picture day, we don't see that. We don't see they had a cup of time. Yeah, sorry. I love you brother You my brother. Yeah, you feel me but we great pictures. They dance I love you brother No, and Juju is is very honest as you saw at the beginning. Absolutely. No swag is in the room right now. I'm currently in the room with no swag.

Look at my boy right now. My boy got the biggest pair of jeans. Look, I love you, Roy. I love you. All right. Juju, thank you. You've still got something to add now. I'm like it, come on my coffee.

That's something good now. Bye, my dear. Cut my mic off.