The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Big Suey: A Guy Named Jack Hammer

Episode Date: September 19, 2023

Y'all ever think about how good Tom Brady was? Then, Dan knows he needs to stop talking about Deion Sanders so much, so we've brought back an old device to keep track of his behavior. Plus, Dan, Tony, and Stu dish out their expertise on executing a perfect headbutt without getting injured. Also, we need to cover the Colts better, Dadurday is spreading across the nation, and Greg Cote shares the details of his decrepit mailbox. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries that if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys. I've done it. And now, here's the marching band to nowhere,

that face and the habitual liar. Can you play the sound for me, please, of Tyree Kill talking about Patriots fans? I'm a Sunday night. I felt tremendous, man. Those fans are some of the worst fans in the NFL. And I'm a stand on that, man, because they are real nasty. And some of the things that they were saying wasn't, you know,

I wouldn't say in church. So yeah, it felt great to wave goodbye to the fans. And I'll do it again. Bye. A Patriots fan actually had, I think they're calling it a medical emergency that ended in death at the hospital. The Patriot fan experience when you go into that place, Tyree Kill is volunteering to you. Like nobody asked him about what is that fan base? How do you feel about that fan base?

He's volunteering that. And I just wanna ask you guys, as, and I tried to do this yesterday, when you are that dominant, you know how unreasonable heat fans are here, because 2010 through 2014, spoiled everyone in Miami. Now make it five times as long as that Where you are dominating football and you feel like everyone's coming after you on every spy gate situation because it is the world against you and

Bill Bella check looks up from the sidelines in what used to be Dynastic. Looks that opposing sideline when he used to have Brady and he could beat you with his guys no matter who was on the other sideline. And he looks back on his life and he says, and now I can't stop Van Ginkel. And now I've got no answers for Van Ginkel. I'll try a block, a, a block of field goal in a way you've never seen a field goal block because I've got a win in the margins creatively.

But Van Ginkel, where did that guy come from? Because I was on the screen. It's awesome. It is so funny. It is so funny that when that got, when that got blocked, I'm like, where that guy come from? Was he on the sidelines? Was he late getting into the game? How did they do that? And it's because they put a defensive player in motion to block a kick if the Patriots had won that game. If that had been returned for a touchdown, we would be talking about Belicheg's genius. Instead, you're O and Tew, you can't stop Van Ginkgo and I've seen your son, you promoted

him to linebacker coach. What do you do it uh... he does not look like a genius anymore correct spiking the spiking the the challenge flag the the ora has run away from bill billiac check and and tom brady took it with them and isn't giving it back and billi check, you know, he's famous for taking away with the other team does best.

He sort of did that. Tyree Kill had five catches for 40 yards. So what happens? Raheem mostard happens and the defense happens and there's more than, might that Daniel happens. That's what it was for me. It was him being able to show like, okay, Bella check, you're gonna take this guy away,

well we could just do in this. and and and new England famously takes away the edge so they're running up the middle like you rarely see the dolphins do my or my half of most of your is maybe more than half were coming between the tackles and he was finding opening and the offensive line which is my line justifiably and was missing their best blocker taren arm, they did a great job against Bella Chicks defensive line. So the dolphins, they won both games in very different ways, which is indicative of a well balanced team

that might just be the best team in the league. Did you hear the breakdown of that blocked field goal? Jake Bailey, our punter, who's our holder, used to be a patriot. So people are saying that he has some tell of like, he lifts his head, he takes a sec, whatever it was, that this guy was able to time, oh, and this guy does this, I'm just gonna take off

and get the running start. And if you know. I think McAfee covered that very well yesterday. VanGinkel will be joining us later in the show, but just as I gave the stat earlier, Stugat, that Bill Belichek is worse than one stat, basically, which is fairly breathtaking without Tom Brady. His career record is 79 and 89.

I want to give you what I believe to be the greatest stat in the history of football. Wow, which is the Tom Brady never took a single snap in a professional football game in which his team was mathematically eliminated from the playoffs. What's? That's crazy. Really?

Not one snap in one game did he ever take where his team didn't have a chance to make the playoff still. Hard to believe. It is. It is. But is it though? No, it is. But yes, I know that's why I called it the greatest stat in the history of football, but

also not that hard to believe because it's him and because he was always in that conversation. I really, I hope that people appreciate not just in Miami. What the Patriots did to the AFC East for 20 years. Like when you, all other dynasties pay in the modern era to what they did to the AFC East, which wasn't just always winning it, but always getting the buy that would get them to the Super Bowl because they had two home games because they were so much better. Still got to every night you're watching football to three point games, Saints Panthers. They're all close.

All these games are close for 20 years. For nobody to challenge the Patriots in a reasonable way. It's an insanity. Well, once, I mean, the dolphins have that one year with Pennyton, right?. Oh, it's an insanity. Well, once, I mean, the dolphins have that one year with Pennyton, right? I mean, it's 20 years of in a sport, rich in parity rules forcing everyone to be equal. No, you're right. There were always two home games away from making it to the Super Bowl, two home victories away from making it to the Super Bowl every year. But what I'm telling you, Stu guys,

for people who thought it was overly negative that I should simply be celebrating that they beat New England and New England, I found it funny and boring, that that game was decided by inches here and there. Belichek challenging for an inch on a spot. Gaseki flipping it very smartly to his offensive line. That's a game of inches there.

Who doesn't get there by an inch? The idea that they're wrestling this alligator that lives now at the bottom of the division for the dolphins to be able to be in a conversation where I'm not scared of Bella check before that game. I say the dolphins should be favored when the dolphins are winning throughout. I'm saying it's something weird. Dolphin, he gonna have are winning throughout. I'm saying something weird.

Dolphin, he gonna happen here, but I'm not saying the patriots are going to strangle the dolphins here. I'm saying are the dolphins maybe going to be poorly coached? No, I don't think so. Is there quarterback gonna do something dumb? He dropped a snap, but I trust them. This is a totally different thing around here. We didn't have it last year, Buffalo's still the standard in the division

because of what they've done the last couple of years. But the idea that I would be watching them play the Patriots and the king and his throne don't matter to me anymore. But damn what you feared was Tom Brady. Who fears a coach? No one's fearing Mike but Daniel. What the fearing is to it. To re kill and water.

There's no one else in the league. Stugats, if you give me a coach, No one's fearing Mike but Daniel when the fear is to it. To re kill him. What else? No one else in the league. Stugats, if you give me a coach, I would say to you, please give me the one thing Bella check has, which is he takes away the one thing you want to do. He takes it away every time, right? And he took it away and the dolphin still won. I didn't think he had was Tom Brady.

But yes, and so what I marveling at is that over the last 20 years of dominance, that married together, they had all the winnings in all of the margins because their coach was going to do stuff like that to you. And when that game, when you fumble that snap late, you were losing. You are, man, so got to when people compare to when Herbert, have you seen this stat? Chris Cody said yesterday the chargers are annoying. Here's why they're annoying. I said I hate them, but you lost the bet on them. No, but yes, you said you hate them,

but you also said they're annoying because they should be better, why aren't they better? This is one of the reasons they aren't better. And this is a fairly staggering thing to say, given that we are comparing to when Herbert for the last three years. Herbert has had and blown 10 fourth quarter leads. They're leading in the fourth quarter and then they don't win the

game. That's more than anybody since 2020. And that's why they're annoying. That's why Staley's in trouble. That's why Herbert is probably under regarded as winner guy. but at the end of that game, Dolphins Patriots, Tom Brady beat you. Your back peddling in your living room, you're so afraid of what Tom Brady, if what do you mean Tom Brady has the ball? You can't tell me, even as Mac Jones went down the field that you're going to fart your way to gaseki flipping into alignment instead of Brady throwing it into the corner with something super precise, it really is something that I haven't been able

to enjoy down here in 20 years. It's been two decades since we've been able to do anything like what I'm talking about. Energy, passion, expectation, fun. It was an unusual feeling Sunday, which is I never thought the dolphins were gonna lose throughout that game. There wasn't a single time when I thought, uh, here it comes again. The Patriots are going to be the Patriots.

They're home. They're going to win this game. Never thought the dolphins would lose and they're going to beat Denver. I'm not sure. I'm not sure that that's true. I'm thinking, but if I go next to him on the fumble on to and on the Sanders block, I think I might have found plenty of golf with Greg. I never felt for a second that dolphins were going to lose that game.

Now if Tom Brady were playing, I would have went into with thinking the dolphin were going to lose that game and they would have. Yeah, and Mac Jones isn't terrible, unlike Zach Wilson. He's not terrible. Now, I'm with my dad. Mac Jones hasn't been terrible these first two weeks. And they're defense, by the way. BellicEx still has the defense and and and they

could finish a 500 they could be a nine and 17 I don't think they will be but they could be nine and eight rather keep forgetting about that extra game to knowing Greg Chris Chris said last week that he doesn't think there's a dolphins are going to lose on U.S. soil until Thanksgiving do you agree with that at Buffalo October 1st? Littlest test what channels that I'll wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute Greg Cody yep, who soon will have an agent appropriate haircut. He better not hold on a second He has announced to America and he has announced to America. Correct. That in October,

in October, the dolphins are playing a litmus test game. Yes. Thank you. It's on CBS, which Chris said they won't lose on CBS until December. I need to back away from the microphone. What does a litmus test look like? I'm glad I didn't say that word.

That's Gantron, like what? No, it's a strip of paper. It's a it dip it in something it's supposed to turn a certain Yeah, yeah science one of them is it lit miss? I Know I'm good like Christmas but No, you get out before you said it Dan Thanks, right? It's just in keeping with him not listening to anything we're doing around here.

What'd you say? At a nearer. I have in front of me something from Roger Sherman who writes the following. Who? Roger Sherman. Ah, Roger. Is it Richard?

A bills game, the most recent bill game. In addition, this is from WBEN News Radio 930 AM in Buffalo. In addition to the 29-year-old drinking ahead of the bills game, he was also under the influence of LSD, cocaine, and marijuana. Officials say they recovered the individual at approximately 30 to 40 feet below the surface. The fire company and AMS assisted in the recovery of the individual who fell in the hole at the stadium construction site. Sheriff John Garcia says this was a very isolated incident and it took about 20 minutes to get the man out of the hole and to the hospital. Sheriff Garcia

says many people at the scene watched the male take his clothes off and cover himself in human feces at a port of potty on site. What there's a lot there. Bill's fans is what's there. Bill's fans have been in that feces covered hole for the same 20 years right with the dolphins. And the jets. What do you cover in your hands and your head for? Because I...

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And says what's that? She doesn't have a- No, she did. She's wearing honors. What My grand-daughter saw his song What is this a game of clue Still got it was a little extended. I don't know why he was so excited. All right very baby No, what is a baby anyway, he ate my couch. This is the down libertar show with this to got Billy do you know if in the wrestling match with ESPN we were able to get our

Intellectual property of that whiteboard that for many days and months, and I think years, you were keeping track of how many days I could go without broaching race as a subject. You know, if we were able to bring that scoreboard over? It's funny that you mentioned that, and I'm wondering if this is the direction that you want this to go in, because I was thinking yesterday that we could use that board on another topic. Deon, that was the other thing. Yes, yes. I was pretty happy.

I'm glad we're thinking alike here. I think it might be in storage. All right, let's see if we can find it and see how many days I can go without talking about Deon because I was thinking on days. Days. I drove home start with an hour. I drove home yesterday. I'm dead serious about this. I drove home yesterday Laughing at myself because I have arrived at this particular inception

There is an initial overreaction and then there is a reaction to that overreaction I am reacting to the reaction to that overreaction and then you the audience are reacting to a reaction to that overreaction. I am reacting to the reaction to that overreaction and then you the audience are reacting to my reaction to the overreaction. I think you may be doing Dion more harm than good where people may be rooting against Dion because of you. Yes, because of Dion.

Not us, you. Okay, all right, fine. You would stop Pelley. It ain't me, babe. All right. I was having dinner with my wife, not talking about work, and I just muttered, Danny's to stop talking, Deon.

Yeah. And so let's get, let's see if we can get that out of storage and see how long I can go. I'm gonna see if I can ignore all the stories. They play good teams now, though. No, I know, that's fine. We'll take while others are zagging. Oregon.

I think they're playing one of them. USC at 9 a.m., right? They're playing because now we're doing new football at 9 a.m. West Coast time. I'm so excited for that one. I'm so excited for that one in the morning. I am gonna have a hard time not talking about this though because you do understand this is going to escalate and get louder and we're all back at zero guys. We're already at Henry Blackburn getting death threats. I was wondering if those came from you at first.

Yeah. I'll dare you. All right, I am announcing, I am announcing now publicly that I am willing, I don't know how long is the right amount of time to go without talking, Deon, but I have realized the error of my ways on the way. I don't want to contribute to this man's downfall because people just hate the way the media is talking about him instead of the way that he's talking about himself. Their game against Colorado State was the fifth most viewed game in the history of the

S.P.O. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no talking about the biggest story in sports too much sorry sorry my bad i got the under on whatever the uh... over under is i'll talk instead about the thirty six year old grandma bobert and all of a sudden the moral uh... the moral

arbiter on behalf of our country is howard stern somehow that's i think that's happened in apocalyptic america howard stern trends for moralizing and casual sexism there while he's at it telling her out of dress i'll talk about that instead yes go ahead trends for moralizing and casual sexism there while he's at it telling her out of dress. I'll talk about that instead. Yes. Go ahead. And set up the biggest story in sports. The one that everyone's watching. So you're telling me that night did better than Florida. Tennessee. It's the fifth most watched college football game in ESPN history.

It was against Colorado state. That has to be just the start of it, right? Yeah, that can't be right because national championships are broadcast on ESPN. Those guys have been real bad. People aren't watching those anymore. It was ESPN's most watched late night prime time game ever. There it is in the state of Colorado. And before D on Sanders, that had to be one of the saddest interstate rivalries in college football, right? Nobody cared about Colorado, Colorado State. No.

Nobody. No. Billy, before the show today, and I'm sure many members of the audience would have liked to do this to me yesterday, because Billy was snorting with laughter, and this was an unusual thing I thought to find funny for him. Because he was walking around the room showing everyone a video of a guy who was being arrested, and he was handcuffed and the people around him figured, okay,

there is only so much harm this person can do because he's been detained, he's handcuffed, everything is under control. But they underestimated the thing you never want to underestimate, which is the headbutt. The headbutt as a weapon, one of my most feared friends one time was upset with someone in traffic. They were on their bike being reckless in front of him. He yelled at them. They both got out of their cars. The guy on the bicycle came toward him. Arms gesticulating, loud and angry,

and my friend just headbutted him and left him in the street. The headbutt has a weapon. You never expect it. No, man. Put it on the pole, please, Judeo, at Leopardtark Show. Do you ever expect the headbutt? Because I want to go to this video,

Billy, what is it about the video that you feel like the audience needs? I don't know if you meant this for air or not, but you were showing someone everyone this very excitedly. Well, before we go to the video, I have questions for you because I wonder if the headbutt

is actually an effective tool or not, because it's effective, but it also is self-inflicting damage. You know what I mean? Is it the smartest attack? Not really. You're building your head against someone. Not correctly.

If you know how to execute it, I think it's safe. Okay, I'm sorry. I didn't know I worked with a bunch of headbuttting experts. I'm not, but I'm assuming the reason people use it is to, as you're not expecting it and be, if you know how to execute it, you could do it well without hurting yourself. You do it the crown of your helmet, right?

The crown of your head. Well, this person, this person, as you can see in the video, was in Zuba's overalls, which is great. I think it was in Cincinnati, had, I think, three or four security guards around him, had his hand behind his back. Oh, no!

So then another patron of the game felt comfortable in talking S to this person I would assume and didn't expect the headbutt to come. And then you see almost in a cartoonish fashion, the sunglasses stay in place while the body of the person that is headbutt, it falls to the ground. How many hands are on this guy's neck after he does it? They do it, choke him.

Let's backtrack. Let's count the hands on the neck real fast. No, no. No. And the stick super-renky. One, two, three, four. Wow. You laughing at the guy wearing a Tyler Iifer jersey.

I mean, still hoping that he's going to come back. I want please to examine this as if we had a illustrator. And I want, even though much of the audience, most of the audience is listening to this as if we had a illustrator and I want even though much of the audience, most of the audience is listening to this as audio only, I would like to take them instead of on a show where we watch television and they don't know what the pictures are. Take them through the specifics of what we are presently airing, so we are doing a show for them and not for us. show for them and not for us. On this video, outside of the stadium, a thick man with facial hair who is white and I wouldn't say muscle but I wouldn't say fat either.

I would just say a big dude. He is wearing zubas that are tiger striped and has one overall on one shoulder and his other shoulder is free. Police officers have his hands, multiple police officers have his hands, and a guy comes over and Billy described this part correctly and starts talking shit. I said S but. To this man and that man is wearing sunglasses. The way that man goes down is one of the funniest things

I've ever seen in a fight because he is clearly staggered. This is how an actor would do it if he was perfecting how to go down comically funny because the glasses do stay where they were. But the rest of his body staggers back with four disoriented steps back where he's going to his knees saying that really happened. And glasses fly like a glass of pop. No, but this is what Billy is saying. The glasses stay where they were. This person goes flying backwards from the headbutt in a way that then leaves him sprawled in orange shorts on his back on the concrete. You can't go down funnier than that as a reaction. This is it but I for was unaware you have to understand I for went from confidence I can talk to I can talk shit to this guy He's handcuffed in two cops have their hands on him. I can talk shit.

It seemed like the safest place to talk crap to this guy is with four cops around him and his handcuffs behind his back. Right, but as I said earlier, you never account for the headbutt. I mean... The headbutt, he went down like a stunned heavyweight falling on the canvas. That's what it reminded me. The thing, though, that is comedically perfect about it is how quickly he goes from arrogance to stunned disbelief. And while falling is looking at the guy whose face is redder than it's ever been, saying, oh, you got me with that.

You did that. I just went from super alert and ready to fight a Harmless man to oh this is embarrassing. I'm looking at your face. You just got me perfectly with your forehead You are like those headbutt expert executors Tony Stugots and Dan on the Levitard show I see something different every single time There's a guy's reaction in a blue shirt that that's in a blue hat, that's like, oh god, just horrified. Perfect head, but you're right, there were eight hands on his neck after that. Again, Zubas that are tiger striped. Zubas weren't for Bengal fans though. They did a blue hat, like a posthum, like a blue hat guy. He's like, oh my lanta, it's horrified.

The guy afterwards also looks very, very proud of what he's done. Like he looks like in like the 1990s, they shouldn't be proud, getting taken out by cops, laughing at everyone. Stay troopers. You know what I'm saying? Just because of the way, my understanding of the way that the law works and the legal system works,

I feel like both of them can sue each other and win. Like I feel like the guy that gets headbutted can sue him or sue the bangles and win. And I feel like he has now been grabbed by his neck and he can sue someone and win something too. If you are not subscribed to our YouTube channel, I am suggesting to you right now to please go find the stills of what these guys

are talking about, because the last one you just showed where he is even, the the head butter is more red faced because at least in part it's not just rage and that it was excellently executed he has eight hands on his neck and he smiling. He's laughing. Of course he is because he perfectly executed the head. I want to news submission. I want a new submission for Redis Guy is the state trooper who's trying to hold the guy's neck, his redis tomato. You don't understand, okay?

This looks like Jake Paul. Bearded Jake Paul with a crow magnum chin. And the grin on his face as he's being held by four hands, one of them wearing a watch, by the neck. A wild anacablo a cowboy hat looks like. Under a sign that says tenders. He is screaming right there. I can lip read.

He is screaming right there. Do you understand how well I just got you with that perfectly executed headbutt? It's a bit wordy. Yeah, but I take it up with him. Hands on him. Security guards, shirts are green and they also say best and I would argue not the best security here. You allow a hand cup of men to head but someone not a great job by you.

Billy, thank you for pointing out that me, Tony and Stu got know how to inflict head butts in the height of violence. It's the oddest take I've ever had without injuring ourselves. So money's the thing, but it's not everything. I think you really look at the importance of what are you doing with your time. The conversations that we've had

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as if we were in the eating area. Stillugats! Many refer to it as a kitchen. Eating area. Who calls it an eating area? Nobody. Nobody. I'm eating area. What's the bedroom? The sleeping area? Let's hang on, I gotta go to the urinating area. I'll be right back. Eating area. This is the Don Lebertar show with this two gods. I know two gods that we hyper analyze the holy hell out of this sport. Football dominates everything. And I just think that even with all our over coverage everywhere, we have done a woldful job of sort of covering the Colts since Peyton Manning where you go from Jim Urce being

caught with all sorts of pills and cash in his car as the owner of the team. And then he's trying to save Lolito over here in the Miami-C aquarium. And he is one of these fun rich guy owners that all the other owners laugh at because he's a little bit out of control. And then one day he says, you know who my coach is gonna be on my multi-billion dollar industry here. I'm gonna go right on ESPN.

I'm gonna get that bearded guy Jeff Saturday because he was a center. Right. And I'm gonna let him run my organization. Started off well. Yeah, and from one day to the next from ESPN to the head of the Colts. And now they've got the best running back in the league. But why do they want to use him or pay him they won four games last year? Why? Because again, Jeff Saturday was their coach. However, and look, no shade. And none of the Colts and Andrew luck bleep that by getting on with his life

They were gonna have 10 golden years where he would have covered up every every organizational incompetence But he decided football was dangerous. That's right. Yeah, he was the same one among us He walked away. They haven't been interesting since and now Anthony Richardson is going to kill his spleen trying to get seven yards for Ursa Get say he wasn't worn though. Yes. That's Trevor Lawrence said. Hey, kid. Trevor Lawrence.

A lot of surface area on that face. Face of wisdom. A lot of wisdom to put on that surface area. Hey, kid, be careful out there. Violent game. Richardson concussion protocol. Yeah, I was going to say he was his concussion. Spleen liver was Colorado, so I think we may have to go back to zero here. I'm just saying that's no no, no, no, I didn't say no

I did not say liver. Spline. Everyone's got a spleen. It's always on your mind Yeah, that's the point. You know who has a screen deal zero. Yeah That's unfair what you've done to me there. Oh, the whiteboard knows. Yeah That used to be literally the blackboard, but it was a whiteboard. That's the race board. What are we doing? board The thing that I wanted to cover with you guys today is Jeff Saturday's back on my television. When did that happen? I just saw it get up and Jeff Saturday was back from being again, I will say this again. Urse said I need a coach.

Where do I get one? How about that guy on my television? All right. Errors on a state did the same thing. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Well, it's a great move. People do. And ESPN did the same thing. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, well, it's a great move, people. And ESPN did the same thing.

Welcome them back right after he was fired. But where's Manjini? Where is Eric Manjini? It's a good question. For many years, he was on my television. He was going to be Bella Chex right hand guy into eternity. He was going to be Shanahan before Shanahan. I think I've seen him on that carton show with Tim Hardaway. He's back?

At one point, maybe not anymore, but at one point he was on that show. Jeff Saturday is back on ESPN. I don't know when that happened. And it made me think of Greg Cody saying there's been an update to Dadder Day. I'm happy to report that Dadder Day is beginning to sweep the nation, by which I it has entered the Gille household. It's true

I mean this is so So honored explain to people what Dadderday is in the event that they weren't listening last week to your every word I mean Dadderday patent pending is my invention not pending essentially a day of invention for. It's not pending. Essentially, a day of help and gratitude for the older generation. It's a day when sons and daughters come together and say, Dad, you're getting a little up in years, you need some help. What can I do for you?

You've done for me my entire life. Now what can I do for you? Need me to go to Home Depot and buy 50 bags of mulch? Done. Need me to plan a couple of boogin' vealies on the east side? Done. What else do you need, dad? Let me buy the pizza for lunch. I got that, dad. Dad or day. You're not even buying the pizza? Well, we'll negotiate that. It's dad or day. Chris, did you indeed show up and do the work that you wanted to give to lawn men? Well, it has. Yes, we'll negotiate. Yeah, it's Saturday. Chris, did you indeed show up and do the work that you wanted to give to lawn men? Well, it has. Yes. I offered to pay. Instead of bonding with your father.

My brother would show up and I would pay two people. So my dad began three people. That's not that. That's not that. That's not that. I can hire somebody myself. It hasn't been scheduled yet to answer your question. So I haven't not done it, but it hasn't come up yet. Okay. The bros need to get together. Come up with a date. I'm available most Saturdays, as long as UM's not playing a big home game. I'm available.

But does that or day have to be on? So every Saturday. On a Saturday, the day or day or day. No, it's the sake of the name. Yeah. Okay, I didn't know whether that day could be any day. But every day, every day. Yeah, every day ends a day.

But it gets the day that Greg wants, right? Yeah, Sunday would be that day. Mm, doesn't it? It doesn't rhyme the same. That mom day. Yeah, that's every day ends a day, but it gets the dad. The dad reg wants, right? Yeah, Sunday would be dad day. Mm, Monday. It doesn't rhyme the same. Dead mom day. Yeah, dad or dad are the dad or mom. Mom day, that's right. And the next day we could celebrate a lean on mom day.

Oh, shit. Mom day. But that would work better on Monday also, maybe. Right. No, that's Sunday. Okay, my wife doesn't need to be celebrated the way I do. Whoa! I mean, she's celebrated already.

Mm-hmm. Believe me. Every day by you. Well, by me and by her entire staff. Billy, how did Dadder Day infect your home? Well, so I went over this weekend of my dad's house and he said, you know what, I was listening to the show. I really like this Dadder Day idea.

Thank you. I have a couple things that I think you and your sister can kind of help out with. And then I quickly realized that Dadder Day, which by the way, doesn't seem to work the way Greg previously described where the children go up to their parents and say, what can I do for you? Datterday seems to work like this.

The dads have the lists of all the things that they need to get done, that they don't want to get done, that they're trying to get their children to do for them. Hello. And I quickly realized that my dad's Datterday would be like, Datter Month. Like, this is a very long list of things that I don't think I can accomplish within a day How many people in our audience understand that at some point when you became seven eight nine years old That you became cheap labor for your parents

Not only did you not only did you come cheap labor, but you do the work and then I get it wrong You did it wrong the whole time I got to fix the whole thing now If you're teaching a six seven or eight year old to be give you ten good years of indentured servitude Really we call it family. It's a bit like slavery. Well, I don't know if I go that was your words My words right call the family is stiff. I mean, he did call it a staff, and once it gets unreasonable, once you change the power structure so that he's in control, the power's going to get abused.

I don't know if this has affected my upbringing and resulted in what I've become today, but my father has told me on multiple occasions that they had me so that I could change the channel, and then the remote control was invented. It's one of the best perks of me. So essentially I was told you were useless. Graceland, can you go get that water bottle on the counter?

They love doing things. That's right, and then they don't. And then when they get to be an older, they don't. They hate doing things. They no longer like doing things for you. That's a problem. I got a ram shackle Mailbox in in my front yard. His mailbox sits on a TV dinner stand, which is like that seems not to cover

What you gotta do though That's another thing we're gonna take care of on day today Why because for three years the poor mailman has had to reach over a decrepit wait a minute waterlogged wait i just all the steps he did it over three years yeah i need help replacing my mailbox you need a new staff this is the most trailer park thing i've ever heard are you are you are you kidding me are you kidding me? Respectfully, yeah. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? No, I wish I were.

You know, in my dreams, one of my sons is calling me on the phone, go dead. I've been noticing that mailbox out front. You know what, I wanna come over tomorrow. I'm gonna bring a bag, a sacrete, and we're gonna take care of that sacrete. We're gonna take care of that, I got a shovel. We're gonna take care of that sacriety. We're gonna take care of that, we're gonna shovel, we're gonna take care of it, don't you worry.

Christopher and I are gonna take care of it. Michael and I are gonna take care of that for you, dad. At least they can do. That's what I'm thinking. I'm pointing at node shovel, Greg, correct? Some people don't know that. Yeah, you wanna shovel is for laying things out, you need the point of nodes so you can go down

and do it. Exactly. And the main thing you gotta do is you gotta dig out that big ball of concrete that that anchored the previous Post sometimes you're on a jackhammer to break that up. Dan. Oh, you know what? I could use a jackhammer Yeah, no, no, I'm sorry. I'm gonna ward that off for a second. I need to stop we will get we will get to the bucket We just look ridiculous right now. I know I know what it's fine. It's fine We're gonna look ridiculous for why we look like Greg's mailbox. Well, it would be to be guy named Jack Hammer That would be great, you know, oh God. I would love that what a manly name every hammer family does Jack Hammer is to not name the child

Our Jackie hammer are Jackie Hammer. Jack Hammer is better. It's gotta be Jack Hammer. Sounds like a PI. It does. It doesn't be anything as Jack Hammer. Or a PS. Why is it a PS?

Jack Hammer, PS, porn star? Anybody? You were just hoping to keep moving there. All right. Jack Hammer is a great name for a porn star. Sorry guys. It's not for you to do for the day. It's not bad.

I know. Tony, it's okay for you to do for you the dance star. It's not bad. I know. Tony, it's OK. I'm sorry I required the explanation, but it would also be a good name for a porn star. Put it on the pole, please, that Levitard show. Jack Hammer, action star or porn star. Jack Hammer is. Yeah, he's either fair enough.

But we need this lighting for Greg's haircut. Yes. We're a good NFL for Greg's haircut. Yes. They're good NFL coach name as well. This is what we need to do. Greg's haircut is coming up. Put it on the pole, please, Judeo. Would you trust your head coach more if his name were Jack Hammer?

Hell yeah. Hell yeah. The lighting in here is red. The Reaper is swampy because he is wearing that outfit for too long. Or she. Or she. Or they. Thank you, Billy. Always here to help. It is, that's what I think about you all the time. The room is red and they're forcing me to get to the grid of death, the bucket of death, which I hate and has been a disaster for three years and nobody respects the rules

and now we've got more people than ever playing it. But I'm going to put it on pause for a second because I need to understand for how long you have had a TV dinner tray on your mailbox and I need to know all of the details on this and why you are so appalling. Well, it's been a few years. I have, I bought a replacement mailbox, which is leaning in my garage.

I bought a beautiful 4x4. I cut it to length. It's ready to go. Truth be known, I actually have a bag of cement in my garage, although by now, I have a feeling it's solid and and need another one but basically i just need the manpower i need the manpower to replace this mailbox okay because i think it's done itself i'm refused to hire somebody to do it uh... my wife won't do it you know she doesn't look to finger on the house

not that there's anything wrong with me that to you so much neither do you know i do no no i i have a green thumb and you know it and i do plenty of work around the house when it comes to yard work okay i don't know this is a new and improved and lebert are sure with the stugas gamble on by craftkins Great Brav Kings!